Posted on: 2013-03-21 by coldsteelblizzard

Last night ... Wake up in strange house. Look outside, no sign of car. Call work. Landlord comes home. £50 a week. Where have I been living up until now? Phone work to enquire about shift times. "We went through all this last week!" "Oh fuck off Graham. What year is it anyway?" Angry response from Graham. "Sorry but I'm having serious problems with my memory today." I think I have amnesia and presumably must have skipped a couple of years or something. Head downstairs, pass two levels of pub on the way. Get outside and start walking around unfamiliar streets looking for car. Where am I? Where have I been? Pull out phone which seems to be very slick little tablet PC already in satnav mode. Very sharp resolution, stylish graphics. Loaded with games that would shame an amusement arcade. Maybe this would help me find my car. I flick through the contacts and recognise none of them. I must have picked up someone else's phone on the way out of the house so I head back to the pub holding the phone up for the few punters to see if anyone recognises it. Nobody reacts. A group of lads hanging around the top of the stairs upstairs. "Does this belong to one of you?" Cheesy grin. "Aw thanks mate!" "No probs. I wouldn't like to have lost an expensive thing like this." Laughter. I head up towards the residential level to look around for my crappy little Nokia. Nothing. No keys, no phone, no clue where I am or where I'm supposed to be. I head out again. The lads on the first floor have gone and I wonder whether or not the tablet phone was really theirs. Some of the punters on the ground floor chat to me like they know me and I ask about the phone IMD

Posted on: 2017-04-24 by Rachel_17

Shrek! I was in my room, just watching TV, when all of a sudden the Cool Aid guy came busting through my door. He yelled at me to get in his car. He said “We have to save the world from Adolf raccoon chairman-guy!” Then we drive down the desert road and we pick up Shrek who yells, “I’m an Ogre!” We drive through the woods and find Adolf raccoon Chairman-guy, a raccoon’s head in a wheelchair, and says, “He’s an Ogre!” Shrek jumps out of the car and is running toward the raccoon and punches him in the face and knocks over his wheelchair. Shrek yells, “I’m an Ogre!”. Roses start to bloom, but instead of rose petals, it’s Shrek’s head on them and they all yell, “I’m an Ogre!”



Posted on: 2015-04-28 by Guest

I went to

Posted on: 2015-05-01 by Guest

A First Class stamp



Posted on: 2016-02-04 by Guest

Last night I dreamed that it was the 19th century and I was forced to marry DJ Khaled but because we hadn't consummated the marriage we could still get it annulled. IMD

Posted on: 2015-04-28 by Guest

I'd like to speak to someone about a mortgage

Posted on: 2015-04-28 by Guest

I'll text you later



Posted on: 2017-10-07 by RUGIFABU

10/6/2017 Last night or today, I dreamt that I went with a group of people somewhere and we were assaulted. Told to get into a van...we compiled as they had guns. In one van we all packed in. We were all women. I was the last to get in and decided to closed the door tightly. However, little did I know that they were going to shoot us anyway. We could not see out but we were machine gunned repeatedly. Each shot of money just made me feel I was simply losing all my energy although none of it hurt at all. I seimply accepted there was nothing else I could do but let it be. I did not even bother to look at anyone else in the van as the shots were being fired. I knew simply that I was dying and the only feeling I had was that I was losing my ability to react. I felt weaker and weaker as each bullet penetrated my lower body and my stomach... I felt hot inside as though I was fainting. This feeling made me wake up and realize this was a dream. My heart was beating a mile a minute when I woke up and thought I wonder if that is how it feels to be shot repeatedly. I really thought I was dying. Wonder if I could die from these dreams.

Posted on: 2015-05-27 by Guest

It's a bad line

Posted on: 2011-05-06 by RyanK

Last night I was driving down an empty road and as I was driving there was this guy on the side of the road trying to hitch a ride. He looked like a normal person, but I passed him by anyways. A few minutes went by and I kind of felt sorry for him so I turned around back and picked him up. The next thing you know, he pulls a gun on me and I am left standing on the side of the road while he drives away IMD.

Posted on: 2015-06-22 by Guest

*Every day I wake up in the morning and fall back asleep. In a dream about something random to then be put into a scary nightmare (kinda).* I was in the back seat next to my sister, both parents in the front driving. I heard a very loud trumpet/yell noise, and saw what seemed to be a dragon from where I was, in the sky, but what turned out to be Jesus looking like he was santa on a slay with deer in front of him. *I've been trying to turn to God every day, trying to be born again and increasing my faith. I know the way to heaven, and once I am saved I am going to share it with my family.* So I tried to when I realized what was going on. It was the day Jesus was returning. I yelled at my family, to tell them to accept Jesus as their Lord and Savior and believe God resurrected him on the third day. As soon as I tried to say this, my ears and voice disappeared. They couldn't hear me, and I couldn't hear anything. Since I thought Jesus was doing this to me, because no one will be saved right before he comes (possibly) I used charades, and they were getting the first few words because I could only hear them say those words and nothing else. But what came after those words scared me to death. I saw a giant hand, looking as if it was made of smoke, but people were flying into it in the air, it looked like it was going to smack down on the ground, as if it were going to kill the people in the hand, or using them as a weapon. I didn't know if the righteous would go and make up the hand, or the unrighteous. I saw it out the window and paused for a moment, dad still driving straight on the highway, and no sound going into my ears. I was pulled from the car, and sucked into the hand. *End, really happened after days of praying to God to give me a sign of what would happen in the end times. Not saying this is going to happen, just I believe I received something from him.*

Posted on: 2015-06-09 by Guest

I'm on a course at the moment

Posted on: 2011-06-23 by sleeplessinkc

Last night I had a dream that I was on a space ship, it turned out to be the Death Star. I was Princess Leia, another friend was Han Solo, and yet another friend was Chewbaca, but he was covered in blond fur and wore a kilt. My two sons were in my dream too and they were both Ewoks. We had to battle our way out of the Death Star. We were shooting storm troopers and made our way out. We ended up on another space ship but in it was a long corridor filled with doors. Each door led to somewhere else. We finally found our rooms and we were going to go to bed. I can remember not being able to fall asleep and having something on my mind IMD.

Posted on: 2015-04-29 by Guest

Where are you calling from?

Posted on: 2015-01-08 by Guest

Last night my dream is all about my love who i didn't know if she loves me too IMD

Posted on: 2015-04-29 by Guest

I've been cut off

Posted on: 2014-06-02 by Guest

Sometimes while I am awake I have dreams or visions. This is usual when I smoke marijuana or do extc, or provoke spirits. The other night it sounded like a ghost vampire flew by my room n was repeating my name I didn't not reply. Also a ghostly figure of a physically n mentally tired man staring at me . Another time in the same spot he was pictured as scary clown. Before that I had been seeing a demon or ghost that is in a tree talking to me. Idk if that has to do with an experience of seeing a tree of people's heads in a bunk of jail. In jail also seeing visions of my teeth broken n my leg broken. Basically I have been tripping in dreams in real life and visions and in my sleep. This all started from the thought of selling my soul to Hentai experience and having a vision of purple smoke leading to green ghostly bodies lots . So if u have anything to say please do so. Also sorry to confuse or bother with my dream experience.

Posted on: 2015-04-30 by Guest

Have you seen any good films recently?

Posted on: 2015-04-01 by Guest

Last night IMD I was out in an open area with several others seemingly after an event or occurrence. I can remember being tired and wandering around and looking for some place to lay down. Others were sitting around and grouped and some wandering around on their own. I found a tent that was half exposed and I layed down. I guess I didn't care whose it was but I tried to sleep IMD. I dont think I had gotten any sleep and got up to wander around and someone took my spot. IMD I got the impression that something had happened and this was just how things were to be and that we had to adjust or cope with it.

Posted on: 2015-07-03 by Guest

can't remember entirely, but I do remember being a spectator, watching a couple walk on a beach, it was very romantic. It was at night, the moonlit grass beneath them smimmering a beautiful blue. The man was called Hero, I can't recall the woman's name. Everything went black as I must have grown bored and fell asleep in my dream; I woke up after an unknown amount of time hearing the woman from before screaming 'Help! Help!' Everything was still pitch black, nothing was visible. 'I'm not the only one down here!' She continued screaming. Time skipped forward about a month later, the screams had stopped. Everything had lit up instantly and the woman was there, dead. She had an unnaturally wide smile as she had a dislocated jaw from biting the rock behind her, blood was also on the rock because she was scratching help me onto the rock but her fingers worn to a stump and were bleeding intensely. She had clearly gone insane through the lost hope. Her death was the lack of food, evident in her grusome skinny body. But the worst part was the scribbles on her eyes, as if someone had drawn on a photo of this image. I was forced to stare at this for minutes.

Posted on: 2013-11-15 by Guest

Can I take your number?

Posted on: 2016-02-20 by thepenguin

Last night I got shot and I liked it IMD I had this dream about getting shot by a girl whom I did not know. Now this dream was a little strange, because I could predict every little detail. I knew I was going to die, I know how, I knew where, and I knew that my murderer was a girl. So I went to that place where I was going to die, a one way street, dark ish, and I wanted to stop her from killing me. I hid behind a building. I heard her footsteps and wanted to make her fall but it didn't work, my plan failed, she saw me. Suddenly we were both looking in each other's faces. She pointed the gun at me. I begged her, told her not to do it, I almost cried. She dropped the gun. I felt relived and my body felt a little less tense. But suddenly she took another gun out of her pocket and shot me without any signs of hesitation. I felt the bullet entering my stomach, my body started to feel numb, my vision became blurry and I slowly fell to the ground. The shot left a great feeling in my body. A feeling of slowly slipping away. A feeling of slowly leaving eart. I was dying and I loved it.

Posted on: 2014-08-16 by Guest

We used to work together

Posted on: 2013-12-06 by Guest

Barack Obama and Michelle were at our school, and Barack shot his wife in the head. Then, all e water pipes broke and the floor was flooded, so we had no school. I asked my friend if she wanted to come home and hang out since her mom was working at another school in our district. She said "sure" but then walked away, and I tried to find her, but I ended up surfing on a lunch tray and going outside. Then, I found her.

Posted on: 2012-08-12 by Guest

I had a dream where I drank one cup of soda and got drunk despite that the soda was alcohol-free. Then I started bumping into everything and saying stupid things like "WTF happened to my penis?!" In that same dream I played Super Mario Sunshine whilst drunk I yelled at the screen whenever I failed on one of the secret levels in a really drunk voice. Later I actually completed said game but then "Game Over" appeared in red bloody text while the Too Bad music played, 'cause I was on my last life when I completed it. I threw my controller on the floor in anger and fell down next to my controller, causing everything to go black. Then the dream ended.