Posted on: 2015-04-30 by Guest

Where do you come from?

Posted on: 2013-12-06 by Guest

Previous night i was in a small airport with a Chinese guy and a Indian guy. We bought some food from airport, in order to have the food we had to stand in a queue and get tokens. Then the token guy gave us food in a lid. Which i use in my home. I didn't wanted to eat it..but i had to so I laughed at Indian and then ate it. Chinese guy was so mean. Then we went to water fall...like we were on expedition. heavy rain forest i guess.then. i saw a large park. twice the size of central park and there was this huge giant wheel.. like sky high. baloons were falling from sky. people were riding it. I was like alice in wonderland lol



Posted on: 2015-04-30 by Guest

Very funny pictures

Posted on: 2015-04-26 by Guest

I'm not working at the moment



Posted on: 2015-04-27 by Guest

Can I call you back?

Posted on: 2015-04-30 by Guest

An estate agents

Posted on: 2014-02-27 by Guest

Do you like it here?



Posted on: 2018-06-02 by Guest

OK so me and my friend were playing in my room.my friend wanted to get a snack from the kitchen which was downstairs. we had just watched a horror movie so i was joking around about if she went downstairs the killer would kill her and we all started laughing.my friend went down the hall and ran downstairs to the kitchen. i guess she took what i said pretty seriously. so we played for about an hour more in my room until i wanted to get a snack.since nothing happened to my friend when she went down i suspected nothing to happen to me. but i was wrong.and i looked down the stairs i saw a person . facing the opposite direction as me so he dident see me yet. he was wearing a large black cloak and a white mask with black streaks on it. we immediately ran into my parents room.we hid on the side ofthe bed. my friend hid under the blanketsand i just sat there. the killer checked the 3 other rooms before he saw me.when he saw me he said FELLO instead of hello.he stepped closer to me with his sword. he put it up to my chest. 1........2....3! he stabbed me. i could Fellthat harsh pain in my body. untill it got dark. then grey swirls started appearing. i awoke and i was breating heavily.

Posted on: 2015-04-27 by Guest

A Second Class stamp

Posted on: 2014-09-13 by Kalen_TheEmo

In myn dreams I have powers and I travel everywhere Im an explorer visit planets, countries and travel through time! Its always been my dream to meet the world and its limits and structures and when I travel to the planets I see crautures Ive never seen before talking to me. In my dreams Im with my savior a woman who travel with me. It is also a really advanced year cause they are spaceships and stuff. I really dont know what It means!

Posted on: 2014-01-11 by Guest

I'm a partner in

Posted on: 2015-04-27 by Guest

I was made redundant two months ago

Posted on: 2015-05-28 by Guest

Had my first “lucid dream” experience… One of the most terrifying experiences I have ever had the privilege to go through. Although not a lot of things made sense in that dream… I can still not entirely comprehend two different scenarios… 1: I opened my eyes. It was day time and I was in my girlfriends bedroom. As I entered the dream I had an instant realisation that it in fact was a dream and not reality… and under a short period of time I started to gain horrific thoughts about being stuck in that dream and leaving my body exposed to the dangers of reality. I even had a sort of sensation that I was no longer alive… There was nothing that would indicate my body being alive… In horror and panic I decided to take measures, so I jumped of a balcony in order to scare myself into awakening. Unfortunately I only ended up slamming the ground without any particular sensation beside the pressure on my arms. A while went before the second particular scene… 2: I stood in front of a lion made out of sand… sand which continuously poured of from it… I somehow had a feeling similar to deja vu. I had seen this lion in a dream before… and it’s words and actions were similar of that dream from the past… yet… this time it was guarding something… it was guarding some kind of animal behind it. I approached this animal and to my confusion, I had no clue of what type of animal this was… yet it spoke to me… as if this was the first time I had ever seen it. It asked me one question: “Is this what you want?”… Me still being terrified about my currant state, yelled out loudly; “NO!” The animal then slowly closed its eyes and stopped breathing… as if it had died… without any time for consideration, the dream went dark and I finally opened up my eyes while lying in bed next to my girlfriend… I was surprisingly calm… my heart was beating slowly and my thoughts were running slow… …I wish I was able to decipher this dreams meaning but… to no prevail… But the thing that scared me the most afterwards, after I had woken up, was that the door which my girlfriend had close before going to bed was wide open… and in my dream I had jumped from the balcony…

Posted on: 2015-04-28 by Guest

Have you got a current driving licence?

Posted on: 2013-03-25 by Guest

This is me just waking up from an intense dream. Just about 15 minutes ago, I woke up from a dream that was the perfect combination of sadness and happiness. Here's the story: I was in the amazon with my dad, brother, some lady, and both the lady's daughters. I don't know why but one of the daughters just landed in the water and she was getting pulled by the river's current at an alarming rate. I saw a waterfall closely emerging. I jumped inside the water to try to save the girl but it turns out that I put myself in trouble too. We both experience the immense drop from the waterfall and I try to hold the girl and put my back against the water to lessen the impact. I didn't care if I died at that time, I just wanted the little girl saved. Anyways, I don't Know why, all of a sudden, I land in a room giving CPR to a phone...... I was relieved to have found out that I saved that little girl and I was talking to her through this phone. It was amazing that I saved her life.

Posted on: 2014-11-12 by NicoandLuis

Last night was again filled with quite vivid dreams. When I woke up I immidiately forgot the dream for some reason, but remembered it later when I was thinking about guns. It wasn't a weird dream at the beginning. I saw myself just walking around the area of my house. Actually I was standing next to the pharmacy where my mum sometimes sends me to get some stuff. In front of me was a sitting cat. I can't remember any details about her, I only saw that it's a cat. I picked it up and without any further warning the cat attacked me. It bid me and had a firm grip on my chest, but I tried to get her off. The cat was going crazy but I was able to pull her off with my right hand, so she hangs now on my left arm. A cop and some people behind him appeared around the corner and wanted to help. The officer pulled his pistol and I was actually surprised because usually cops in Germany don't use gun violence that quick. He wants to shoot the cat. The first shot dismissed and hits my left foot. I felt the pain but I could still stand. The officer makes three more quick shots, all of them hitting the cat. It felt on the ground and so did I. I now realized that the cop was actually looking like the one from GTA IV. Despite being heavily wounded by the cat I felt sorry for it, because I actually like cats. I was thinking about the owner and how sad he would be. After thinking a few minutes I tried to get up, but there was still the bullet in my foot. It hurted a lot to get my foot on the ground, I even had an actual real physical reaction. After some time I finally managed to stand up, still feeling the projectile in my foot. A few hours later after the dream while going to school I realized, that this was the second dream where I've been shot. IMD

Posted on: 2013-08-12 by Mercenary47

Last night, I dreamed I was back in my old apartment again, but much older, yet by myself. Then I met this girl (either a neighbor or just popped up in the dream) named Krista (I knew the spelling, despite seeing it written down in the dream...). Had a thick accent, as if she was from a country in Europe. We were getting along just fine, seemed to gravitate out of close friendship, and into a serious relationship. I felt this overwhelming feeling in my chest, as if in my dream, I felt that I really loved this lady before me. I felt it as if it were a warm, brightening touch enveloping my chest, covering it with a warm radiance. As you can tell, I was really deep in my sleep for it to be affecting my body as I lay. We then started to have sex for the first time between the two of us. When I inserted myself into her, the look on her face showed shock, then pain. She let out these sort of mewling, gasping sounds of pain. I then felt the crimson pouring down onto me, so I embraced her, and let her softly cry it out onto my left shoulder, patting her back, letting her know that this is what happens the first time, and only the first, but it gets so much better afterwards. After she calmed down, I hear my door open. All of a sudden, we are both fully clothed, and my family are over in some sort of surprise visit thing. Both Krista and I wanted to continue our love making, but we realized we couldn't engage in it thanks to this surprise visit. We both decided to have sex outside, in the snow (what the fuck?). We were wandering around behind the building I was living in, and we stumbled upon a park surrounded by multiple apartment complexes. As we picked out a spot, we see a group of uncouth youths ahead of us about to engage in some sort of turf war between another group. As we turned around to go somewhere else, a third group emerges from the shadows of a building and head towards our direction. I tell Krista to make a run for an alleyway with a gate at the entrance. We both try to jump over it, but get pulled down and face our young assailants. I hear them laughing, basically exuding their giddy excitement as they talk amongst themselves what they're going to do to the both of us. I try to calmly ask the individuals to let both Krista and I go, how we didn't see a thing, nothing needs to get worse, have my wallet, basically dotting my i's and crossing my t's. These seem to fall on deaf ears as one of the youths can somehow sense that I was on the verge of tears, not in fear for me, but in fear of Krista's safety. I couldn't bear the thought of seeing her harmed, and that alone was enough to leave me with a quivering voice and stinging eyes. It seemed one of the members of this entourage could somehow sense my fear, my displeasure in this whole escapade they're engaging themselves in, that he actually came over and started to stare at my eyes, trying to keep my left one open so he can stare into it, all while repeating that I shouldn't be afraid. I can feel my eyes close hard as the tears come dangerously close to falling. I then overhear one of them saying that they were going to gang rape Krista in front of me, and 3 of the others decide to go ahead with the plan and approach her. That's when my eyes flew open. I immediately surveyed my surroundings and noticed how all of them, including one who was holding onto the collar of my shirt a little under arm's length, were getting a front seat view of what was going to happen to Krista. I either snap the neck of the assailant in front of me, or throw his face onto a gate (don't remember which), and pick up this weird pistol hanging from his waistline as a makeshift holster. I look at it, wonder as to how it even functions with its design. I get this post-apocalyptic vibe from it, but then the feeling subsides as I now have the attention of everyone by Krista, turning towards me and creeping slowly forward, with their hands on level with their chest. I pull a lever from this vibrating, pulsing pistol, which then snaps back into the back of the pistol, and all of the assailants begin to laugh, as if I somehow did something wrong. They seem to be gaining confidence, and I see one reaching for his side. I immediately knew he had a weapon, and right when I turned to him with the gun, right before I pulled the trigger, I woke up. My heart was beating pretyy damn fast after that one, although it sucked I couldn't see it to its end thanks to my cat going nuts next to me... IMD

Posted on: 2015-04-29 by Guest

I'd like some euros

Posted on: 2015-09-04 by Tommys93

I dreamt I was having girl-on-top unprotected sex with my girlfriend, but then she transformed into a (male) manager at work (not my manager but at the same level as my manager) only with a vagina. Weird right?

Posted on: 2015-04-27 by Guest

Could you ask him to call me?

Posted on: 2011-05-22 by Papiyo28

Last night i had a dream that i was going to a meeting for work and just when i was getting out of my office my secretary said, you forgot to get dress sir, and i looked down and i was naked, i couldn't find my clothes anywhere, so i just said to myself, it's on i'll just explain that i lost my clothes and do the meeting anyway, like it was ok or something, no big deal, well i got into the meeting room and everyone looked at me in surprise, i said, i know what you are thinking but it's just that i forgot where i put my clothes now let's get over with this and get down to business, but i was having a hard time not having an erection, and everyone would laugh, i was getting a little mad because of the lack of respect they were showing for me, until i noticed, that behinde me was my secretary with a feather tickling my genetals and it was making me hard, i screamed at everyone to shut up and told my secretary if you got it up you deal with it and as i was standing to give my presentation she had to give me head and swallow so i would not make a mess on the floor, and all this like it was normal and it was a punishement to her for teasing me in front of my employees and not showing me respect. I woke up in a sweat and hard as a rock, well i guess it don't mater how sick you are, your dream will run your life when you are sleeping and your body will do what it needs to do, so i did what needed to be done so i could get back to sleep. IMD

Posted on: 2015-05-25 by Guest

Pleased to meet you

Posted on: 2015-04-27 by Guest

Is it convenient to talk at the moment?

Posted on: 2014-03-03 by Guest

I'm on a course at the moment

Posted on: 2015-05-01 by Guest

Where do you live?