Posted on: 2015-05-01 by Guest

Where's the postbox?

Posted on: 2015-04-29 by Guest

I didn't go to university



Posted on: 2015-04-27 by Guest

Will I have to work on Saturdays?

Posted on: 2013-11-27 by Guest

The dream started off with my pastor leading me wand a group of other kids and adults down a dark hallway with silvery metallic walls. we were put in the arena type thing with silver abrtact walls and it was kinda dark. there was a force field going around the thing and on the outside it was dark and there were giant toys everywhere. he left us in the arena and then all of a sudden a bunch of demons came out of nowhere and we were forced to fight them. It was kind of like a video game but im not sure. we had spears and we could throw them at the demons and stab them. ( i think this part of my dream was caused by the fact that before i went to bed my mom was reading about the illuminati and demons and stuff and my moms boyfriends kids were watching the Princess and The Frog and the part with demons was what i fell asleep on) well anyways if you let the demons attack you then you would die, and have to start over during the next round. So there really was no way out, and i found this out the hard way. When i was first put in the arena, i tried to fight the demons and i ended up winning, but i was just put back at the start of the game. well after a while, i found out how to trick the system. ( ever since i was young, i taught myself how to wake up during bad dreams by forcing my eyes open in my sleep.) I then jolted my eyes open as fast as i could , and i thought that i was awake, but it turned out that i had begun lucid dreaming, so i just walked out of the force field and stood outside, watching everyone get killed by the demons. I cant remember much of what happened next, but i walked back in the arena and tried to help some of the people wake up, because i thought that they were all just having bad dreams swell. Well it worked, and they all woke up and began disappearing from the arena. I then realized that i never actually woke up, so i tried my best to wake myself up and when i did, i was lying on my living room couch. I was relieved that the dream was over, but it wasnt. I was still dreaming and i realized that i was when my Pastor walked out into my living room and came up to my face. He looked like a demon, and his glasses were molded into his skin and he had no mouth. He said something to me ( i assume it was something about how he was mad that i had beat the game) and demons began to seep through the walls. I freaked out and woke up (for real this time) and i was back in my bed. It was so scary, it seemed so real. It probably sounds really ridiculous, but when it was happening, i was terrified.



Posted on: 2015-04-27 by Guest

Where's the nearest cash machine?

Posted on: 2016-09-14 by Natachaf

What does it mean to about dancing to voodoo music while a guy making different sign on me including a cross sign on my forehead

Posted on: 2015-04-26 by Guest

I'm self-employed



Posted on: 2012-11-12 by Caitycat97

I seriously can't get over how perfect my dream was. I just got to my grandparents house and looked at my baby cousin and the entire dream flooded back into my mind- I remembered every detail. I was 8 months pregnant, my belly was a cute, round bump. Joe was beside me the while time, cuddling my belly and talking to the baby. I really- liked it... New memories came to me, replacing my former memory when my point of view was beamed to someone else in my dream. I remembered Joe smiling as he felt our baby kick, and then the shock wave hit and everyone else's babies were transformed, hurting them. The baby suddenly moved rapidly and we thought it was being transformed too (meanwhile he just got scared of the shockwave). Joe got nervous and left, "knowing" it was no longer fully ours, as it was an evil mutant death squid like everyone else's (mind that there were other pregnant women in the house, my cousins and other female family members). We were all directed by my oldest cousin to the kitchen chairs where we sat down to give birth. I begged her and told her the baby wasn't due yet, that it wouldn't be healthy if it was born prematurely. She told me that it would hurt and kill me if it stayed in me for any longer. I looked over and saw that one of my cousins had given birth to a snow white, slimy squid (like in prometheus) and it shot black poison out of its mouth as it shrieked like nails on a chalkboard and had spikes on its tentacles. Terrified, I nodded and what seemed like seconds of labor passed so quickly. Before I knew it, my baby was out and was whisked away, I only saw a glimpse of it. In that quick glimpse, I saw a tiny pink foot and heard it cry. I began weeping, devastated (and still somehow convinced that it was an evil squid) that the baby I carried for months was gone and that some deadly mutant replaced it. After a minute or so, my cousin brought the baby back, gently wrapped in a blue blanket. She handed it to me and I looked at a tiny, wrinkly little boy. He was human, perfectly fine. I held him and cried, he looked so much like his father. He had his dark brown hair and some of his birthmarks, including my favorite one on the back of joes ear. I cried and cried, he was so perfect. I immediately knew what to say, out weeping I said shakily "Alex" and he opened his eyes gently, smiling at me with big hazel eyes like mine. I held him close, kissing his forehead. I called joe back in to the room and he refused, he didn't want to see the baby if it was a squid, he didn't want to remember our first child that way. I tried to convince him the baby was okay, I tried to get up but my stomach was in too much pain for some reason. I held Alex and looked at him, unsure of what else to do. He wiggled cutely and cooed. His eyes looked up and he smiled. I turned around and saw joe behind me, holding me and Alex. It was so perfect. It's how I imagine our family in the future. I cant stop thinking about it. I know I'll have Alex one day. I know I finally found the guy who will be his father. I've had dreams like this before, and in every one, Alex looked the same. I had the dream while i was dating whatever past boyfriend and I wondered why the he didn't look anything like them. The first time I wondered why he had dark hair, when I have light brown and my current boyfriend had blonde. The second time I wondered how he had brown/green eyes when I have light green and my current boyfriend had vibrant blue. It all comes together now. I'm destined to be with Joe and to have Alex. It's one of those crazy premonition dreams, it's gonna happen, I can feel it. As I remember more and more about Alex I crave to meet him sooner. I know I can't get pregnant until I'm out of highschool though. But one day, one day... And I will await that day until it happens.

Posted on: 2017-03-06 by Guest

I dream of frequent nuclear apocalypse. I am always in a safe zone though, watching the world around me go to bits. I often see the nuclear explosions and know when they are going to hit, barely to escape them. Any thoughts?

Posted on: 2015-04-29 by Guest

I'm sorry, he's

Posted on: 2015-05-01 by Guest

I support Manchester United

Posted on: 2016-04-09 by Delirium

Random dream time! This is one of the craziest dreams I've ever had, and that's why it's stuck with me for about a decade. I had a silver diamond glove (upon waking up I realized it had been Michael Jackson's glove, but wasn't aware of this at the time...I don't even LIKE Michael Jackson, and only knew about his glove because of a comment my dad made in passing about it). Anyway, this glove basically held the power to control the universe? How? Hell if I know, I never actually used it for that. All I know is, Harry, Hermione, and Ron showed up in my dream and tried to take the glove from me at first, then I think they teamed up with me to keep the glove away from "evil" people, then somehow I was in space...with Anakin Skywalker and Obiwan Kenobi flying after me in their fighter ships, also trying to get the glove from me. How did I know this? Because somehow I could hear them talking to one another, and some times I would randomly inhabit their bodies so that I was Kenobi or Anakin chasing myself. Oh, and I didn't have a fighter ship, so I was just soaring through space with...the power of the glove? Yeah, real fucking helpful, you'd think a glove with power over the whole-goddamn universe would be a little more fucking helpful! How about you just disintegrate the Jedi? Or, if that's too harsh, sequester them in their own personal bubble universe? Fuck, it was a weird dream. Very trippy, being in it, and switching around so much. Not THE trippiest, but the trippiest I can't even put into words because I don't even remember half of what occurred in them.

Posted on: 2015-08-13 by Guest

I had a dream that it was legal to have anal sex while walking anywhere in public.

Posted on: 2016-02-06 by dreamchur

So usually when I have nightmares, they include spiders. Spider killing, spider biting, arachnid-like people and so on. I do not fear spiders in real life. This time it was different. This time it was scary and it worries me as I have some conflicts in real life. At first I dreamt of some magical world combined from League of Legends, Predator (I have no idea why), and something else which I cannot remember. After that I was in an elevator. Going down in my apartment block to the basement (we have sections with doors and each "room" is owned by different people). Usually right in front of the elevator door is a gate to one of the sections of the basement which was open. A **black dog** was there. It was the most horrific thing I have seen all my life. It was like I was seeing my fear from a sleep paralysis in my dream. It came running towards me and I started screaming, but didn't move. (Note that the dog DIDN'T bark) As I was screaming the dog was an inch away from biting me and it ran back and I noticed **a masked man** on my left who got scared I think from my screaming as he went further into the basement.. So our basement is something like a maze. I went to investigate and I after a few steps I saw **men with white masks** walking and acting weirdly. Dressed as if they were homeless. I asked who are they and what they were doing here. No answer. From there the dreams get's kind of blurry but I remember being chased, me running back to the elevator and I woke up. I'm not quite sure but I think I got an axe to the head. Through the whole event my feeling of fear was unreal. I don't think I want to feel that thing ever again. What could this mean? I saw some black dog meanings but nothing about masked men. I just wanted to share because this was quite the dream.

Posted on: 2015-04-29 by Guest

What's the last date I can post this to to arrive in time for Christmas?

Posted on: 2013-03-07 by Gnarkill_01

I had a dream that I was on vacation at a lake house with a couple strangers, and it was one of those houses that have see-through glass all around it. Anyways I ended upstairs somehow and there were two people laying on the bed and then there was this really pretty girl just looking out the window at the lake (its nighttime by the way) and then I see this black mist just go into her body. Then I see these two lights coming through the glass window in the other direction that she's looking and they keep coming closer and brighter untill this car crashes through the window and hits her, I could hear myself screaming and I turned to look at the other the people on the bed and they weren't there. I turn back around and she's just standing there stareing at me covered in blood and it didn't look like a car came through the window or anything it just went back to normal, but then her eyes turn black and she starts to get really skinny and old and ugly, then I hear a really scary deep growling noise (it sounded like growling from that movie paranormal activity) then she just gets covered by a swarm of flys. Then I woke up and everything sounded and looked so vivid. I have scary dreams all the time but this seemed so real. Do you think it means anything?

Posted on: 2015-04-30 by Guest

Who do you work for?

Posted on: 2012-10-01 by Guest

In my dream I was aware that I was in my room in my bed, but there was a someones face very close to mine holding me down and whenever I tried to speak they got very mad at me and pressed their hand to cover my mouth. I was trying to figure something out, but I don't remember what it was. Then I woke up and my whole chest felt like something was just lifted from it and I could finally move. It really scared me.

Posted on: 2015-06-07 by Guest

I work for a publishers

Posted on: 2015-04-27 by Guest

Go travelling

Posted on: 2015-04-28 by Guest

On another call

Posted on: 2014-05-08 by Guest

I had and have had now a few dreams of myself and my tattoos. I haven't dreamt of tattoos that I don't have or plan to get but only of the ones that I already have. When I dream about them I dream of them coming off. Doesn't sound particularly scary but my tattoos mean a lot, probably more than my actual body image itself. The one on my arm is my first tattoo and one of my favorites and I dream of it wiping off, and the ink dripping off my arm, like blood would almost. The two on my thighs, had faded beyond recognition and half of it was literally gone like you would expect it to if you sun bathed it everyday for years. Other of my tattoos came off in ways like the one on my arm, wiping away or dripping off and I was wondering what this might symbolize, considering I have had this dream multiple times. There are other scenarios surrounding it but the actual tattoo parts are vivid and remain with me. I've searched up online tattoo meaning but most all of it is of getting a tattoo that they don't have or of another person getting the tattoo. That's not my problem. Regardless, it makes me uneasy.

Posted on: 2015-04-30 by Guest

Which year are you in?

Posted on: 2014-11-14 by Guest

Had a dream I was on a basketball court with a lot of people, like some. If social gathering and for whatever reason some how will smith was there and something happened and put a gun to my head. I grabbed it out of his hands and aimed at him. Everyone got quiet and he got freaked out. And I was like "dude seriously I can't shoot you, you're will smith!" And everyone start laughing and cheering like it was the end of a movie. And through the crowd was tommy lee jones and he has this really warming smile on and nodded his head that someone was behind me and I turned around and it was this cute chick I know standing with her arms folded waiting for me to talk to her and I walked up and said "bond, James Bond" and leaned her back and kissed her.

Posted on: 2015-06-08 by Guest

I'd like to speak to someone about a mortgage