Posted on: 2015-04-29 by Guest

When do you want me to start?

Posted on: 2011-05-17 by Papiyo28

Last night, well after super i went back to bed, still not feeling well, and had a dream that i was at my camp and i had climbed up my tower to do something to my wind mill and lost my footing and feel 30 feet to the ground, i was on my back and couldn't more, nor talk, all that was moving was my eyes, i was thinking, what am i going to do now, i can't move so i can't call for help, it's going to get dark soon and no one is around. i was hoping that someone would come look for me but just about then i hard my phone ring, i soo wanted to be able to pick up and ask for help, then the aswering machine came on and it was my wife, she said, you probably feel asleep so i'll just leave you rest, god knows you need your rest, if you hear this before 11 give me a call to wish me good night, but in case you don't i'll wish you good night now, hope you sleep well and i'll see you tomorrow after work then we'll spend the whole week-end at the camp. there i was still on my back thinking am i going to make it almost 24 hours here without help, i could feel tears rolling down the side of my face when i notice that raccons started to lick at my tears, then started to nibble, i then seen that there was alot of them and they are all starting to eat me and the pain is soo bad but i can't so anything, not even cry out then i woke up in a cold sweat. IMD



Posted on: 2014-07-09 by ThePriededWalnut

Last night I had a dream where I was in America and I must have been hitchhiking around the country because I was staying in a van with this guy and he said he needed to go his own way so we said goodbye and got drunk then I went to sleep and when I woke up I was inside a plane but the interior of it looked like a caravan and I looked out the window and it was late at night and there was a really strong wind blowing the snow diagonally, I had woken because I had heard the pilot start the plane and I was nervous as I didn't think it was a good night to be flying such a small plane all the way back to Scotland but I was too drunk/tired to go do anything about it so I clung onto the window frame and waited for him to take off. The plane started moving forward and I saw bits of it shaking and creaking in the gale then it finally got airborne and no sooner had it left the ground than it started turning over, it all happened in slow motion and as the ground rose to meet me I thought "well this isn't going to be good" but I was perfectly calm, then the plane hit the ground there was bits of plane, some of them on fire, scattered across the snow covered runway. I got up and tried to hobble away, I heard the pilot shout "f--k! there are loads of things in there" I remember he said things and I was shocked by who blase he was about the crash and was more concerned that some stuff was now ruined, he started towards the wreckage but then part of it exploded so he backed off and the two of us entered a room with a large computer monitor on one wall with a keyboard and mouse sitting on a desk near a mattress on the floor which now that I think about it was my mattress that I was asleep on and on waist high benches that skirted all the walls there was nondescript mechanical stuff. He was as drunk as I was but I wasn't angry that he crashed just relieved we weren't dead I turned to him and said "dude that was awesome we totally survived a plane crash! what a great story to tell" (I don't know why I was talking like such an asshole) then I added "I mean maybe not for you being a pilot and all" he didn't laugh which I found insulting as I thought that was a pretty good joke to make while drunk after a plane crash. I then started worrying about whether I'd broken my legs and jabbed them with my hands, feeling nothing I assumed they were fine and limped over to the computer which showed the facebook login page (I apparently can't escape social media even in my sleep) and as I tried to type on the keyboard I woke up for some reason. (not a very exciting end I know but you can't have it all) IMD

Posted on: 2015-04-29 by Guest

What's the interest rate on this account?



Posted on: 2015-04-26 by Guest

I really like swimming

Posted on: 2015-11-09 by Guest

I dreamt that there was a party and I saw a strange man and I followed him into what seemed like a dark place. Then I remember him trying to smother me with a pillow and I remember that I tilt my head to the side to breath but for some reason I still died. I came back as a ghost and the police caught the guy and as I was watching I saw my mom and I was given one chance to see my mom. I came back to fisulized form and she saw me and we both hugged each other and I told her that I was killed and we just bothed cried and I told her I loved her and this was the only time she got to see me again. Then a few days later she opened a salon and I remember watching her as I sat on the couch and someone sat next to me at first I thought that maybe I didn't die. Maybe she'll talk to me but I was still a ghost and everyone was having fun and I just stayed. I think I was my moms spirit guide. Or someone to protect her

Posted on: 2015-05-01 by Guest

I'm interested in this position



Posted on: 2015-04-29 by Guest

I have my own business

Posted on: 2015-04-30 by Guest

I hate shopping

Posted on: 2015-04-29 by Guest

Could I ask who's calling?

Posted on: 2015-05-01 by Guest

I support Manchester United

Posted on: 2014-05-29 by pillowcase

Im in my bedroom and I open the bedroom door looking outward around the house. The walls are see through and intertwined with each other, reflecting and letting through the next room. Similar to holding your finger right up to your eye giving the illusion that you can see through it or a glitch on a semi-free roaming playstation game having reached a wall at the very edge of what exists inside the game. Im looking for my family but the see through walls are distracting me. Suddenly an armed SWAT team appear from nowhere and rush me into my bedroom. My bedroom floor turns into a rapidly descending nauseating stairwell which seems neverending. As we descend the stairs turn a darker colour. Ive suddenly reached the bottom of the stairwell and the SWAT team and stairwell have disappeared. I am in a dark green claustrophobic woodland where the air is very dense and making my head feel heavy. I walk about ten steps forward being careful and cautious whilst standing on slightly flourescent blue slime, gunk, leafs, sticks and bark. Everything feels hot but inside I feel freezing cold. As I walk around the woods I notice pale blue cylinders forming below me all over the ground The cylinders turn to arms and I am suddenly walking on a pile of naked, dead, attractive women. When I realise this I become violently aroused and am erect within seconds. I frantically put my penis inside a corpses anus. As I enter her I look down and my penis is slowly turning blue, as if it is slowly becoming infested.

Posted on: 2015-04-28 by Guest

We'll need to take up references

Posted on: 2014-01-03 by Guest

I had a dream where Michael myers was chasing me and I killed him, after I thought it was done, I looked back and he was still alive. Then I woke up

Posted on: 2015-04-29 by Guest

Insufficient funds

Posted on: 2013-08-30 by Guest

I had a dream that I lived in a light house and I owned 8 dwarfs and they would try to swim in the ocean, but would drown and I tried to save them and one day I ran away to a temple (I'm not even Jewish haha) and I saw one direction and my favorite, niall, was the only one who hated me and that made me mad and then harry styles and I had a little "Buddha Buddha bangeranga in the butt" hahaha and yeah

Posted on: 2015-04-27 by Guest

Could I order a new chequebook, please?

Posted on: 2012-06-20 by Guest

Last night i dreamed i was fighting triple h a dragon and a man with a pony tail with machine guns for arms with a skittle commercial apearing every few minutes

Posted on: 2015-06-08 by Guest

Would you like to leave a message?

Posted on: 2015-04-30 by Guest

We need someone with qualifications

Posted on: 2015-09-10 by northern_lights

Last night i was in a busy city, and i was guided to go into a room that was in the middle of a train platform. The scenery was a lot like New York, and there were people walking by. The room had glass on the two sides facing the trains. The other two sides were walls. There were two doors, one for each side of the platform. Inside there were nice wooden bins on pedestals spread out across the room, and they were full of books. After i entered the room there were a bunch of friends there, i knew who they were and they knew me very well. But i dont recognize any of them from my waking life. We werent overly excited to see each other, it was as if id seen them earlier that day. it felt like they had brought me there for something and we were hanging out, waiting for something or someone. All of a sudden a girl comes running in, she was about the same height as me, she was pretty and she had hearing aids on (ive had hearing aids since i was one, and im 29 years old). She just hugged me and she was kissing me, and there were tears streaming down her face. It was soo real, i could feel her tears against my face as she was holding on to me, and her face was warm. It felt as if she was my true soulmate and that we had been seperated from each other for a very long time. I had this dream a few years ago but i still remember it like it was last night. It was so intense that everytime i think about it, it gives me goosebumps and even makes me tear up sometimes IMD.

Posted on: 2018-06-02 by Guest

OK so me and my friend were playing in my room.my friend wanted to get a snack from the kitchen which was downstairs. we had just watched a horror movie so i was joking around about if she went downstairs the killer would kill her and we all started laughing.my friend went down the hall and ran downstairs to the kitchen. i guess she took what i said pretty seriously. so we played for about an hour more in my room until i wanted to get a snack.since nothing happened to my friend when she went down i suspected nothing to happen to me. but i was wrong.and i looked down the stairs i saw a person . facing the opposite direction as me so he dident see me yet. he was wearing a large black cloak and a white mask with black streaks on it. we immediately ran into my parents room.we hid on the side ofthe bed. my friend hid under the blanketsand i just sat there. the killer checked the 3 other rooms before he saw me.when he saw me he said FELLO instead of hello.he stepped closer to me with his sword. he put it up to my chest. 1........2....3! he stabbed me. i could Fellthat harsh pain in my body. untill it got dark. then grey swirls started appearing. i awoke and i was breating heavily.

Posted on: 2015-04-27 by Guest

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Posted on: 2015-04-29 by Guest

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Posted on: 2015-05-01 by Guest

I work here