Posted on: 2013-04-05 by Goliad

I just got the weirdest dream last night. I went to a foreign country, i think it was Singapore because the races were mixed. I went to a grocery store with my friends and there I saw Chinese, American, and people with different races but what caught my attention is these 3 Indian men, but these men weren’t ordinary, they were very tall, literally, I mean I remembered my height was just the same as the height of their butt. But then, later on, my friends and I were trapped, like we were kidnapped or something and the only way we can get out or be free is to do the mastermind a favor. And at the same moment we found out the mastermind was one of the Indian guys. And I was like, “I volunteer!” lol because I was being heroic at that time. The favor he wanted was sex and I was shocked yet weirdly exited. I found out I was “Aladdin” in the movie were this princess called Jasmine is in. And then, it was really weird because . . . 2 guys? I mean that’s gay right? but I thought, the gay one was the giant indian guy because Aladdin was my favorite character. I remembered the tall guy was as tall as the giant cobra in the movie “Aladdin” and his butthole was soo big Aladdin’s stuff couldn’t fit in it, so they were making out, and I watched the whole scene out of my likeness. And I remembered the giant indian guy violently thrust his stuff to Aladdin’s butthole and I could see in Aladdin’s eyes the agonizing pain he endure. And he endured it because he wanted to save the people who were also being seized. I woke up and was really shocked because Aladdin was my favorite character in my childhood and I don’t want to ruin the childhood of anyone who’s reading this . . . but no can do, I have to post this because this dream of mine doesn’t come out of thin air for me.

Posted on: 2011-11-07 by yeah

This is my dream: I was at some parking lot with some friends, we were just hanging out as usual by this one car that happened to be facing in front of us. Then all in the sudden, my ex girlfriend and her family walk over to that same car. She looked at me and i can tell she was mad at me. Her and her family got into the car and took off. I shrugged and said "oh well" lol and i continue to hangout my friends. Then they come back and parked at the same spot! and this time her family gets out first then she waits for her family to leave.Once they left, she gets out and just gives me the angry look again lol and then she walks off to catch up with her family. At this point i'm thinking shes crazy lol not a minute later, she comes back running towards the car yelling out 'omg puppy!" and she picks up the puppy that was by their car and she walks away... and that's end of the dream



Posted on: 2015-05-19 by Guest

OK, so this dream is seriously adult in nature, and although I will try to refrain from provocative language, I must apologise for the content in the dream. So, in my dream, my girlfriend had accidentally uploaded lots of sexual pictures to her Instagram. Many of them were pictures of her in extremely intimate situations with... a dog. And I mean extremely intimate. But moreover there were pictures and a video of her having sexual intercourse with her ex boyfriend. In the dream I was aware of how much she was attracted to him, loved him and loved the situation she was in, and it just made me feel completely powerless and like she didn't love me. I can't remember properly now but I think there was a definite question mark over the dates of these pictures and videos and the dates of when we started seeing each other. I also remember having to compare 'sizes' of me and her ex boyfriend and feeling like a failure when I 'came up short' so to speak. I woke up and was so disturbed by all this I couldn't get back to sleep and haven't since. I'm so confused by the extremely graphic nature, especially with the animal (never had graphic dreams like this), and just confused by this in general. :( I think maybe I know the issue I have with her ex boyfriend as when we first started talking as friends she was still with him, then we didn't speak for about 6 months, then when we did start talking again and getting close I am pretty sure she still wasn't over her ex as she got mighty upset that he had moved on with someone else. So there is this fear in me I'm some sort of long-term rebound and she still loves him deep down. But the other spect of this dream? Why so messed up and graphic?! It kinda makes me wonder what the hell I am thinking of subconsciously towards her of I can dream that about her?! It makes me feel guilty and worried!

Posted on: 2013-03-08 by cutietucious

Last Night, I had the most perfect dream. So I an in the 8th grade and had. A dream that my 7th grade reading teacher was showing my mom my locker from that year. I have a slight child like. Quality about me so it was covered. In little drawing and a fake tiara stuck on it. Then my seventh grade science teacher was carrying. Children. In her lap. She is really pretty. So. anyway. That night I slept under my locker. Which. Was quite spacious. My science teacher saw me sleeping alone under my locker and then I was in her bed, co-sleeping.



Posted on: 2012-08-24 by Guest

Had this crazy ass dream where I was in this racing competition thing. It started off at the top of this parking tunnel. This lady was explaining rules and stuff and she said ready set go when everybody was like hold up not ready. This guy in front of me dropped his board thing and started going so I followed and everybody else freaking rushed the tunnel. With me and a bunch of other people going down this spiral tunnel on these boards and we got into a underground parking lot thing and I almost hit a car but was too pro. Bunch of people wiping out there... Kept on going while dodging cement posts got past the underground parking lot and into some other underground parking lot almost hit a car but I stuck my hands out in the cement in front of me and did a 360 slide around it like how people slide on longboards and then somehow I freaking got on the ceiling of the place still going full speed. By now im like 18th place or something and I catch up with a bunch of people in this storage room and we all like what the hell where do we go from here. Then some people who work for the guy who's running the competition starts popping blue tear gas up in the place and a gate comes down on where we came in and I manage to get away from the gas... so I thought but then this bitch come out of no where but then I'm like hold up man we're in the racing competition (in my head im like shit we're too slow and they're closing off the parts they already raced through) and you know I talked out of it and me and the group got away. So yeah and then I wake up.

Posted on: 2015-05-29 by Guest

Who do you work for?

Posted on: 2011-12-08 by Guest

I dreamed up my own Star Wars movie! It was awesome! One of the coolest dreams I've ever had. Star Wars: Episode 3.5 It started out on the planet Corusant and at first I couldn't tell if the setting was after Episode 3 or 6, but Palpatine wasn't dead yet so I figured it must be after the events of "Revenge of the Sith." Everything seemed so crisp and clear! The sunshine was bright, all these different types of starships were coming and going! It was like I was really there. Anyway, IMD I was one of several jedi who were on an elite task force who's job was to infiltrate the highest levels of Palpatine's government, find out what he was up to, put a stop to it, and capture him. Some of us were assigned to Palpatine's elite military forces, some of us to his top secret scientific R&D team, and some of us to his elite spy network. (I was assigined both military and scientific R&D). But obviously Palpatine wouldn't hire us right off the street for his most secret and valuable jobs - we had to work our way up. Since we were the best of the best it didn't take long for us to climb the ladder of our respective departments. As time went by we were able to earn the trust of the right people and gather more information about Palpatine's next plans. But as we got closer to the truth we started to suspect that Palpatine suspected us. For example, we would be on our way to meet a key contact and when we got there we would find the person had disappeared, or had been killed in a freak accident. In either case, we couldn't be sure that he suspected who we really were, but we were nervous because it wasn't the right time for us to blow our cover yet. Once I had weaseled my way to the top of the imperial R&D department they trusted me enough to give me a tour of their #1 top secret project and we finally learned the horrible truth. Palpatine was hollowing out Corusant and building a planet-sized machine with the purpose of forcing the solar system's star to collapse and then absorbing the resulting energy! Their plan was to slowly and managably shrink the star so that it would shine brighter, burn hotter, and spin faster, and bring the planet in to a closer orbit so it could absorb the extra energy the star would put out. Here were the problems: no one on the surface of the planet had any idea what was about to happen so they would all be baked alive! Palpatine would be in possession of an astronomically powerful weapon, the star and solar system would be destroyed, and we weren't even sure if his plan would work! His device might create a black hole or a supernova. Our time to act had come. We set out to capture Palpatine before he could put his plan into action. We followed him to a launch site but we were too late. We showed up just as he was taking off. So we jumped into our own ship and took off after him. We caught up to his ship and forced our way in. But once inside we found it completely empty! It was a diversion. Instead of boarding the ship Palpatine and his team had boarded a subterranian elevator that would take him down to the planet's core, the control center of his doomsday device. This finally confirmed our suspicions that he knew we were spies. We had been neutralized. He was free to activate his machine while we were stuck out in space, powerless to stop him (although at a safe distance to watch the results). I guess some part of me wanted him to succeed so that I could see what a collapsing star looked like. :) This was where the incredibly clear & vivid nature of my dream paid off; the "special effects." We watched as the machine was activated, the planet closed in on the star, and slowly and violently the star began to collapse and die before its time. Palpatine kept absorbing the enery until it was nothing but a smoldering black dwarf. Then he kicked on the hyperdrive and the whole planet went zipping on out into space to who-knows-where. We had failed in our mission, but it was one heck of a wild ride IMD.



Posted on: 2015-04-27 by Guest

I don't know what I want to do after university

Posted on: 2012-04-26 by Jade

Last night I was a body gaurd for somebody who was wanted by the mafia. We ran around the city trying to evade the bad guys shooting and getting shot at loosing some people from my side and finally it was just me and the targeted guy. We found shelter inside a bakers shop who was also a candy maker. The bakers partner got shot when trying to get the mafias attention. (he didnt like the idea of us hiding there) crouching behind a counter the Baker got up and asured the bad guys we weren't hiding there and kicked us out the back door when the 3 bad guys left. After we were outside, me the guy started to contemplate a plan to rob the baker for his goods. We shook hands and kicked in the back door ready to cause the baker havoc but to our surprise he was already getting robbed. We shot up everything that moved and started to loot all his gummy candys and donuts. In my dream.

Posted on: 2015-04-29 by Guest

I work here

Posted on: 2017-06-07 by Guest

“But he’s Ellen’s friend! And he doesn’t do that anymore!” Taylor insisted “I don’t want to get trapped.” “He promised he wouldn’t,” Taylor reassured me. “Come on, we’re going to be late! You can wait in the car if you want to,” mom motioned for us to leave. We headed to the car and drove to the parking garage. It was dark but the garage was illuminated with sparsely placed yellow lights. Not wanting to leave my mom and sister alone with this man. 
“He is just doing a demonstration. It shouldn’t take long. It would mean a lot if you were there,” Taylor added. With that, we went into the lecture hall. His dark hair and darker eyes greeted me instantly. When I got to my seat, he came over to introduce himself, shaking my hand so hard that I could hardly return the gesture, let alone meet its intensity. He laughed, “Taylor told me you weren’t any good with your hands.” He began speaking and prompted us to open the folders on our desk. Stapled to mine was a folded dollar bill. I lifted it to see what was underneath, then realized he was again standing right above me.
Suddenly everyone in the room was gone except for mom and me. “Shit,” I panicked. “Let’s get out of here now before he locks us in!” Running to the door, we found there were several different barriers on hinges. They were all locked. I pulled a flathead out of my pocket, trying to pry open the lock. I looked over and realized then that my mom was gone too. I then hurried to get the door off its hinges, but as I pried the hinges loose, I realized that this was not a door, but rather a decoy. I heard laughter overhead. I went to the next door and considered opening that, too, but then knew that this one would electrocute me if I tried to use my screwdriver, “God damn it!” I yelled, “You swore you wouldn’t do this!” I turned around and he was standing next to me, smiling, “Do you want out of here?” Frozen, I said nothing. He grabbed my arm and we were instantly in a great open hallway. He kissed me on my cheek, then was gone. I looked up the stairway and saw Taylor and my mom. I ran towards them, but he had swooped up next to Taylor and was walking off with her. “Stop!” I yelled, running after him. They were gone. I went back to the parking garage. My mom had pulled the car up, but scooted over for me to drive. I slammed on the gas and we sped away. All the while I knew that no matter how fast I drove, he would be as far ahead as he wanted. We got to an old but glamorous hotel. I ran into the entryway. There I was again in the same hallway where he had left. Taylor stood by his side. He planted a kiss on her cheek, then turned his eyes to me. He said nothing, and didn’t need to as I felt myself sinking into the floor beneath me. When I looked up, I was back in the room with the electric door. The decoy was back on its hinges. Everything disappeared as I woke up.

Posted on: 2015-04-27 by Guest

I live here

Posted on: 2015-04-26 by Guest

I quite like cooking

Posted on: 2011-10-28 by Guest

last night, i found myself dressed in girls undies and a school girl skirt, with no shirt on and with this girl i like walking toward me. then i woke up IMD

Posted on: 2015-04-29 by Guest

What do you like doing in your spare time?

Posted on: 2015-04-28 by Guest

I sing in a choir

Posted on: 2015-07-06 by Guest

Alright so I had a dream I was in the military on a 4 man team,we were climbing through vents and there were 2 different ways to turn. we split up into groups of 2 and pressed on when we got out of the vents we saw a lot of people I had no idea who they were, they started to shoot at me and we started to shoot back I killed 3 people then ran into a mobile home sat behind the bathroom door and loaded my Glock (gun)while I loaded the gun I realized I didn't know where my team mate was, then someone walked in I turned around the corner an threw a knife at him, he fell to the ground. as another person walked in shooting me twice I shot and killed him then fell on the bed in the mobile home as I was sitting there someone ran through the door and shot me again then jumped on top of me and was choking me out I reached for my gun but it was just out of reach so I pulled out another knife and stabbed him in the ribs yet he kept choking me then out of no where my team mate came out of no where and slit his throat the blood was falling all over my face I remember him trying to help me stand up and right after he got me to stand I woke up

Posted on: 2015-04-28 by Guest

I'm at Liverpool University

Posted on: 2015-04-29 by Guest

Through friends

Posted on: 2015-05-26 by Guest

Can you put it on the scales, please?

Posted on: 2015-04-26 by Guest

Please wait

Posted on: 2015-04-30 by Guest

What do you do?

Posted on: 2015-04-29 by Guest

Do you like it here?

Posted on: 2014-04-19 by jenolaward

this is a jedward dream! right i'm in love with jedward and i have like loads of different (sexual) dreams of them and i'm 13! this is the cute dream of edward! i'm lying in bed, john on my right, edward on the left, i need a drink and want to go on my phone and my phone is on the table next to edward, i turn round to see john snoring and edward is fast on so i have to like climb over edward without waking him up, i go into the kitchen when edward hugs me on my waist from behind, i look up to him and say "hey eddy, where's john?" edward said "still asleep" i said "i knew you weren't asleep" he kisses me gently he said "we should try and get back to sleep" so we try and get back to sleep, half an hour later i said "edward" like really quietly he said "can't you sleep?" i said "no" so i went in the living room and sat down on the sofa he followed me and put miranda series 1 on and picked me up and sat me on his lap we snogged for a bit, not exactly watching miranda, but anyway i fell asleep on him, he picked me up and put me in the bed kissed me gently and went to sleep, more dreams to come

Posted on: 2015-04-29 by Guest

I was born in Australia but grew up in England