Posted on: 2015-04-28 by Guest

Will I have to work shifts?

Posted on: 2015-05-26 by Guest

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Posted on: 2015-05-01 by Guest

I'm not working at the moment

Posted on: 2017-02-05 by Guest

I had this dream last night where I was talking to this girl I had never seen before and I was aware of what was going on at the time. In the dream we seemed to both know each other well, I was talking to her and we suddenly kissed and then the dream just ended. Can someone tell me what this means???



Posted on: 2015-02-24 by DreamingAngel

Last night I dreamt the devil (himself) kept coming to visit me, like in my room, would really hurt me, and burn or electrocute me, and throw me around my room, and i was telling my mom about it. Trying to convince her that its not dreams, its real. And he had a goats head with red eyes, very white kind of painted face and goats type horns. Then I dreamt there was a snake in my house, I was terrified and my brother was catching it, but I was so scared he was going to be bitten and die, and he caught it but let it go in my house again, did not kill it. Then i dreamt i was standing with this guy I am sorta seeing.. and I was so happy cause he was kissing me and showing affection to me in public (which has not happened in real life), and all these people in a parking lot, doing what i dont know, suddenly on a tv screen a huge news broadcast came up, and there was this huge fire in a suburb in my town, someone was burning a woman as they said she was a witch. OK I'm new - this is my first post, but as a major dreamer of intense weird dreams.. I have alot more to post!

Posted on: 2013-01-18 by Guest

So, I am me, a kid girl. I am working with a bunch of other kids from the same tribe for a group similar to Christians. They are working on wiping out tribes. Where we are is on a beach by the sea, where there is ice. All the attractive young women of the tribe are dressed in bikinis and made to jump on ice so that the floes break off, then float out. People watch on chairs as the ice melts and the girls drown in the sea. I do not know what is done with adults. I help two escape. I do not see them for a while. An overweigh man dressed in old-fashioned brown clothes helps me escape. We decide to go off and escape from the group of christian-like people and find another tribe. H sees the girls I saved and they join us. We begin to embark on an adventure. End of dream. I am woken up by my mom. I don't know what would have happened if the dream had continued.

Posted on: 2015-04-26 by Guest

Until August



Posted on: 2015-04-26 by Guest

Could you please repeat that?

Posted on: 2016-10-08 by Guest

My dream started when for SOME reason which I can not remember, I was carrying a small white dress across the hallway at my school, probably for art class or something. I began walking up a flight of stairs when I realized that I had dropped it at the bottom, so I turned around and I saw a small girl standing there with her father and the dress lay near her feet. She had a similar dress on the ground behind her. So I snatched the one that was mine and then set off up the stairs. When i reached the top, I thought I was safe, but I was wrong. The girl was standing behind me. She called her dad and they both started chasing me. I took a series of sharp turns and I knew I had lost them but they would eventually find me. Slowly, I began to sense that more and more people were looking for me, and I found one of my good friends, so I asked him to tell them that I was somewhere else. This worked for a while, but then I saw them at the end of the hallway, and they were looking in my direction. Luckily, there was a lost and found right next to me so I dumped it there and ran off, as I woke up.

Posted on: 2015-04-26 by Guest

What's the current interest rate for personal loans?

Posted on: 2015-04-27 by Guest

How many more years do you have to go?

Posted on: 2015-05-11 by Urbaniak7

So IMD I find myself in this workers room with tools on the walls, spots of painting everywhere and what ever kinda thing you need for working with wood, metal or whatever.. I presume it is the basement of my house. For some odd reason I also imaginge myself as some sort of detective (some cooler version of Sherlock :D). And suddenly this drunk guy shows up wanting his daughter. I believe his daugther is my wife/girlfriend's child (His ex wife.. therefore my new daughter). So Mr. Guy grabbed me and we started doing the hands on shoulder kinda fight.. I managed to grab a bottle of alcohol and pour it over him.. I then grabbed my lighter and put his face on fire ._. I then smashed the bottle on his head.. He was a little dizzy and then he grabbed me again. I took him around the waste, turned him upside down and banged his head to the ground. Still he was walking and he still wasn't less furious. He grabbed a saw from the wall.. and tried to cut me with it! I managed to grab the wrist of which he held the saw.. And then we stumbled around a little more, before I managed to grab the saw out of his hand. With the saw in my hand I sawed his body in half. The end ._. For me this was very weird.. I'm a 17 year old kid.. and normally a very loving and kind person. And I can't tell why, but this dream just seemed special. I dreamt it around a month back and still I remember almost every detail. For me this wasn't a scary dream.. It was just soo vivid. It felt like a previous life.

Posted on: 2010-12-29 by Guest

Last night i had thousands of baby wienie dogs in my bed, they all eventually got in to a fight IMD I woke up to my husband saying stop hitting me. ( guess i was hitting the dogs?)

Posted on: 2014-07-26 by BastardofDorne

Last night I was riding around in a shopping centre with my brother on a bike (I don't know how we both fit on it) and I heard that there were jobs available at a video game store that I wanted to work at there. So I stopped the bike outside it, told my brother to take the bike and go wander, and went in the shop. The girl running the store said that they desperately needed volunteers to work for just that one day, so I said I would, and I got the job. There were also heaps of other people there, at least ten, that were getting a job for that day too. So the dream then cut from me getting the job to me in a large hedge maze, with an athletics track on the other side of it. I was wandering by myself, and found a guy around my age (17 or 18) sitting by himself. I joined him, and he offered me his crack pipe. I smoked some meth with him, then left him there and kept wandering. The dream goes back to the game store, and all of us employees are lying face-down on the floor for some reason. I start talking to a really cute girl lying next to me, and she seems to like me. The way she is speaking is very suggestive and sexual, like she is trying to seduce me. The dream then cuts to me in a field of some sort, maybe near the maze again, and I am looking for this girl. For some reason I have the idea she went missing around here, and I must absolutely find her, since I really liked her. I see what looks like a tunnel or hole leading deep into the ground, and with no better alternative I slide down it, and end up in some disgusting and scary cave, and I get the feeling I'm not alone IMD

Posted on: 2015-07-06 by mallyowl

My sister and I were visiting distant family in what I think was Sweden, apparently during World War II. We were enjoying ourselves when all the children in the village (including us) were called to board the bomb train. The bomb train was a Nazi train that ran through villages and dropped bombs from compartments on the side of it to blow up villages. We walked a ways to the back of the train, because my sister said that was where you were least likely to be killed by bombs. We sat in the second to last car, which was small with a roof and a big window in the front, not set with glass. The train jolted off towards the village. Once the front of the train was in the village, I heard the sound of explosions, one after the other. Small shrapnel flew into the window and we had to cover our heads. We got off, shaken, and saw the damage done to the village. The next day, we were called to another one, which seemed almost commonplace. We boarded, and were informed we would be traveling overnight to a distant village, where we would each be given a razor blade, and were sent out to kill as much livestock as we could and cut down as many crops as possible, essentially starving the people of the village. The nazi commander threw a stack of books into the car with us. The other 4 children inside grabbed the books greedily, but threw them back upon realizing they were boring books about botany and such. We stopped at night to sleep. We planned to sleep at my grandparents house. I told the nazi commander that this was my grandparents house, and he seemed nervous. From the window of my aunt and uncle's house behind the house we were standing in the kitchen of, my granny noticed us. She hurried out of the house, surprised, but not shocked. I told her, "Granny, they're Nazis!" She walked up to the commander and said, "You're George [can't remember last name], one of the worst presidents of the United States (my grandmother is a presidential history buff)" He quietly affirmed, saying that he was now a Nazi commander. Then he made all the children march in a circle around a pole draped with blue fabric, like a somber, horrible, maypole. I then woke up.

Posted on: 2015-04-26 by Guest

Have you seen any good films recently?

Posted on: 2012-10-26 by Guest

Every now and then I have this fucked up dream...I'm in a cemetery and it always starts with me going to this grave on the edge of a wall at a bottom of a hill. At the top of the hill there's a boarded up blue house and the very first time I had this dream somethings in that house. I run down the hill and backflip over this grave into a different section of the cemetery. This section has tiny square graves with skulls in between like a side walk. On the other side is a fence. The graves on the other side of the fence look like an old Roman city and are covered in green moss. To get out of this place you must find the giant temple at the end of the Roman section with the word "Skorpios" engraved in a giant stone banner. Inside is a house cat named Skorpios I have to defeat. The first time it was a group of cats. At the back of the temple is a door I have to kick down. Inside looks like a modern day house. The windows won't come up and there is one door in the back of the house. Open it to find a fence is blocking my way out, on the other side of the fence is what looks to be Gravestones with Chinese Lions on top of them. I am Buddhist so this part isn't that out there. There is another door to my right that must be kicked down...it appears to be the same house with the same door and same windows, both houses are empty. I open up the door and there's a big green hill with no graves. I always wake up at this point.

Posted on: 2015-04-27 by Guest

Have you got any qualifications?

Posted on: 2015-05-27 by Guest

What sort of work do you do?

Posted on: 2016-04-21 by Guest

Last night I was at the beach with my boyfriend and a bunch of other people and we went swimming and my boyfriend and one other guy drowned so I used my feet to pull them out of the water, but they still werent't breathing so I ran across 4 highways and through some sketchy woods to get to "the doctor's" house and the doctor was Robin Williams and I explained everything to him and asked him to come with me and he took me out to his sports car and started driving then asked me for a blowjob and I said "No, my boyfriend is dying." And he said "oh, yeah. I'll just pull the mask off and it'll be okay." And then we saved my boyfriend and everyone went swimming at Robin William's house just in case anyone else drowned IMD

Posted on: 2014-01-15 by Anonymous

Last night the boys Steve & Marco Villarreal was playing a show.. And the crowd kept getting bigger before I knew it was was over 2000 people there. And they rocked it like I have never seen them play.. Weird thing I was on the drums again.. And Jeff Triolo was running lights. I know strange ! And there was no one but them two fronting the band. And Quimby was selling a shit load of stuff with a huge trailer and my brother was bitching about free beer being given away. And why the hell was Glenn seating in the front row.. IMD

Posted on: 2015-05-01 by Guest

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Posted on: 2015-04-29 by Guest

Thanks funny site

Posted on: 2015-06-06 by Guest

Where do you live?

Posted on: 2013-06-06 by Guest

I was asleep in my dream and the neighbor was making alot of noise and waking me up. (something she never does in real life) When there was knocking on the back door. I opened it sleepily and there was a sheriff with a cowboy hat and a badge. He leaned into the screen and grinned. He said, "Whatcha doin' in there?" I said, nothing, I'm sleeping.