Posted on: 2015-04-30 by Guest

I sing in a choir

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Posted on: 2015-03-20 by Guest

I dreamt that I found a lighter and a pack of cigarettes. When I was fumbling with the lighter I came upon a man that was some sort of a crossover between young Leonardo Dicaprio and young Johnny Depp. He was smoking and pulled me aside which I took that he wanted me to join him. And so I did. I never smoked in real life but in that dream it had this relief sensation that made me want to smoke in real life. And so we smoked together and puffed smoke of O's. It was funny because it was my first time smoking and I did it better than him. He then came close to me and wanted me to pass the smoke to his mouth. When I did, I came closer to him and eventually kissed him. I could feel that both of our lips were dry but the dream made the scene so hot. This is kind of weird because first of all, I NEVER smoked in real life. Second, I have also NEVER kissed anyone in my whole life. But that dream. It was so amazing. It really makes me want to smoke and kiss someone after that. I could say that it was the most normal and wonderful dream I have ever had.

Posted on: 2011-05-09 by RyanK

Last night I was in Scotland as part of a huge parade of bagpipers. I had a kilt on and everything and we went around the country bag piping for hours IMD.



Posted on: 2015-05-11 by night

last night a new girl came to my school her name was orgina every body called her thorgina except for me we were friends so i got teased too imd

Posted on: 2015-04-29 by Guest

A jiffy bag

Posted on: 2015-05-01 by Guest

A jiffy bag



Posted on: 2015-05-24 by Guest

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Posted on: 2014-12-01 by Guest

I dreamt I was on a huge floaty almost dock thing (it wasnt overly flimsy but it was t solid), and there were kids swimming in the water a boy and a girl for sure and a group of kids that I dont have descriptioms for. I can see/remember blonde hair and someone wearing blue.. They had a dog too. Anyways you know when you lay on your back with your feet crossed and your arms bent behind your head? That relaxed look? This is what i saw but about a foot or less under the water (remembering it now i feel scared and kind of tense) I can remember a tail- I remember the rigidy of it, the "christmas tree" like points, and that surraded sort of look. Another lady's voice said "is that a crocodile?!" And then someone pushed it down in the water and it awoke from its chilled out state, it flipped over and swam towards the kids in the water, and I remember there being a girl in the middle of 2, trying to swim back. It was like no one was freaked out but me. I kept looking down across the beach behind me to see if my boyfriend was coming back but i never saw him. I looked back and was screaming "your dog!!! Your dog!! " the dog was swimming in the water and the crocs were too.. Everyone made it just fine, the crocodiles never snapped they just chased, but I remained the only one freaked out. There was more before that part of the dream but i can only remember bits And pieces.

Posted on: 2015-04-28 by Guest

Where did you go to university?

Posted on: 2015-06-08 by Guest

Accountant supermarket manager

Posted on: 2015-04-26 by Guest

I'd like to open an account

Posted on: 2017-01-08 by Guest

I had a dream last night that I was having dinner, and Trump and Justin Bieber were at the table with their families. I had a hard time coming up with dinner conversation

Posted on: 2015-06-07 by Guest

I came here to work

Posted on: 2015-04-27 by Guest

History

Posted on: 2015-04-27 by Guest

I'm about to run out of credit

Posted on: 2015-04-30 by Guest

How much notice do you have to give?

Posted on: 2015-05-25 by Guest

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Posted on: 2015-06-07 by Guest

A financial advisor

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Posted on: 2018-03-01 by OddDreamer1219

Last night I dreamed that a man attacked me at a gas station but I was saved by a black mass which changed into a beautiful man with white hair and black wings. He then told me that I was safe and that he would never leave my side, he kissed me passionately and I kissed back IMD.

Posted on: 2015-04-30 by Guest

How long are you planning to stay here?

Posted on: 2015-05-29 by Guest

In tens, please (ten pound notes)

Posted on: 2015-12-24 by Guest

I just woke up from a heart racing dream. I was at my old house. The lights were off, I had a bad feeling like someone was breaking in. I was laying on the floor and I couldn't move, I screamed my screams getting louder and louder but no one else could hear me. I looked over to see my 2 dogs, one died a few months ago because she was old, the other had puppies and my mother made us get rid of her afterwards. The one that had puppies had bad seizures, I have bad smelling but I could smell the urine and sweat and all the nasty stuff that comes along. They both layed on their backs whining. In the darkness I barely made out my twin sister's body coming closer. She helped me up a blanket was wrapped around her, my older brothers from when he was little. She kept asking me where mom was but every time i talked she couldn't hear me. Finally I was done and annoyed because I was screaming and she couldn't hear so I ran down the hallway into my old bedroom. On the bottom of my old bunk bed sat my twin sister with a shot gun pointed at me. I could hear my boyfriends words in my head from when we played Xbox "The shotgun never misses." In front of her on the floor sat a cage with newspaper underneath. I knew it was for me. IMD

Posted on: 2015-04-29 by Guest

I'd like to pay this in, please