Posted on: 2015-05-01 by Guest

On another call

Posted on: 2015-05-01 by Guest

I came here to study



Posted on: 2015-04-27 by Guest

very best job

Posted on: 2014-01-22 by Guest

Last night I was kidnapped by a strange man, and he was obsessed with fairytales. He cut my arms and pulled out long strings of blood, hanging me from a ceiling in a cage in from of a Pinocchio doll. Since I was stuck with nothing to do, I had to look at the doll that was as well in a cage, and I did the same thing for weeks, months, until finally I found away to de-attach my viens and escape from the cage. The Pinocchio doll then came alive, and told me the secret escape that many others have used to get out of the trap. It was a small door located in the bottom of my cage. "You're a human being, not a puppet like me so you shouldn't be treated like one." Pinocchio told me IMD



Posted on: 2015-04-29 by Guest

In a meeting

Posted on: 2015-04-26 by Guest

What's the exchange rate for euros?

Posted on: 2015-04-26 by Guest

I'm in my first year at university



Posted on: 2015-06-08 by Guest

Why did you come to ?

Posted on: 2015-04-27 by Guest

What's the current interest rate for personal loans?

Posted on: 2015-05-26 by Guest

I need to charge up my phone

Posted on: 2015-03-23 by Guest

I had a dream that I was in my middle school. A sound similar but not quite exactly the bell rang out throughout the entire school. A strange feeling came into my head and suddenly I had the strangest feeling that I could only compare to a head rush, My vision was so blurred that the only things I could see were the feet of the other students walking into a door. At first I followed them to the door and others began to follow but then, knowing it was a dream, I turned around and walked the other way, I walked for what seemed days going the opposite direction of the feet. Eventually, I just closed my eyes and I was in the center of the school in my dream and I had regained all my sight. That was when the dream ended.

Posted on: 2015-04-28 by Guest

How much were you paid in your last job?

Posted on: 2014-02-27 by Guest

I was in the sewer with toothless from how to train your dragon and there was someone else but I don't know who. I was riding toothless as myself and we were all running and shooting something and then we came to a part of water with sharks in it so we flew across. Then we came across two mutated people and we got the key they were holding by sneaking up on them. And when we came to the end toothless started hating me and ignoring me. We all went through the sewer and out from were we came. And then we went to my house and I went inside and the other person left. Toothless stayed outside. When I went outside after 5 minutes. There was a bunch of people injecting toothless with needles and trying to figure out what he is. I tried to stop them but I couldn't. And then I woke up because of the alarm clock. I was super sad because my favorite person ever was disappointed of me.

Posted on: 2014-07-18 by Guest

Last night i went to Nigeria with a few mates, went clubbing, seen my big brother sniffing coke, took that off him, got wired to fuck,found a slag, shagged her, got aids, went to church IMD

Posted on: 2018-01-18 by Guest

On 9th january 2018 night i had a dream of moving in a hospital lift with a doctor. There was a white sick cow and the doctor was saying to me that this white cow has a life of only 5 days. Exactly after 5 days on 14th jan 2018 my mother passed away. Was it a dream or a message from god i do not know. But i wonder how the time factor can be such precise..

Posted on: 2011-11-16 by Guest

A really weird dream? i had this really weird dream a few days ago. i still can;t figure out what it means it goes like this: some man killed a lot of people , some of them were very dear to me. he didn't get caught. there was a conference for all the people who had lost beloved ones, i went there, and suddenly a man says: i don;t really have something to do with this, but i wanne say that i am truly sorry for all your loss. and suddenly i know that is the guy who killed them. so i look at the police officers and try to make eyecontact and make clear that i think that guy is the murderer. the guys sees this and starts to run away. i suddenly have a gun, the police tried to stop me, but i just have to shoot him. i shoot him twice, the first one goes through him and hits a classmate. he still isnt dead yet so i shoot him for the second time, this also hits a classmate who is standing behing him. the next day i am at school and i am thinking that i probably got to go to the conrector but i don't get called. i think about that i probably have to go to the hospital to say sorry to my classmates but i don't go, i don't really care. when i am at home, people ask me why i did it, i say: i just had to kill him. they say: were you sure it was him? i think : what have i done? what if it wasn;t him. but then i am sure that it was him again. then my alarm went off and i woke up\ i don't know what it means????, i don't know if anyone is gonna read this whole. it got longer then i thought.

Posted on: 2015-04-29 by Guest

Do you need a work permit?

Posted on: 2016-02-20 by thepenguin

Last night I got shot and I liked it IMD I had this dream about getting shot by a girl whom I did not know. Now this dream was a little strange, because I could predict every little detail. I knew I was going to die, I know how, I knew where, and I knew that my murderer was a girl. So I went to that place where I was going to die, a one way street, dark ish, and I wanted to stop her from killing me. I hid behind a building. I heard her footsteps and wanted to make her fall but it didn't work, my plan failed, she saw me. Suddenly we were both looking in each other's faces. She pointed the gun at me. I begged her, told her not to do it, I almost cried. She dropped the gun. I felt relived and my body felt a little less tense. But suddenly she took another gun out of her pocket and shot me without any signs of hesitation. I felt the bullet entering my stomach, my body started to feel numb, my vision became blurry and I slowly fell to the ground. The shot left a great feeling in my body. A feeling of slowly slipping away. A feeling of slowly leaving eart. I was dying and I loved it.

Posted on: 2014-05-29 by pillowcase

Im in my bedroom and I open the bedroom door looking outward around the house. The walls are see through and intertwined with each other, reflecting and letting through the next room. Similar to holding your finger right up to your eye giving the illusion that you can see through it or a glitch on a semi-free roaming playstation game having reached a wall at the very edge of what exists inside the game. Im looking for my family but the see through walls are distracting me. Suddenly an armed SWAT team appear from nowhere and rush me into my bedroom. My bedroom floor turns into a rapidly descending nauseating stairwell which seems neverending. As we descend the stairs turn a darker colour. Ive suddenly reached the bottom of the stairwell and the SWAT team and stairwell have disappeared. I am in a dark green claustrophobic woodland where the air is very dense and making my head feel heavy. I walk about ten steps forward being careful and cautious whilst standing on slightly flourescent blue slime, gunk, leafs, sticks and bark. Everything feels hot but inside I feel freezing cold. As I walk around the woods I notice pale blue cylinders forming below me all over the ground The cylinders turn to arms and I am suddenly walking on a pile of naked, dead, attractive women. When I realise this I become violently aroused and am erect within seconds. I frantically put my penis inside a corpses anus. As I enter her I look down and my penis is slowly turning blue, as if it is slowly becoming infested.

Posted on: 2015-04-29 by Guest

I saw your advert in the paper

Posted on: 2015-06-07 by Guest

Whereabouts are you from?

Posted on: 2015-04-27 by Guest

Could you give me some smaller notes?

Posted on: 2013-03-25 by Guest

In my dream, I was sitting by the grand canyon. A large pterodactyl was swooping overhead. I was watching it, and all of a sudden, I was falling down into the canyon. I spread my arms, only to find that they were wings! I had turned into the pterodactyl. I landed on the side of the canyon and turned back into a human. Wanting to try it again, I jumped over the side. It I fell, but didn't transform, and landed in a river at the bottom. Just as I started to swim back, I woke up!

Posted on: 2014-09-02 by Guest

I have been dreaming of translucent elves jumping into my pockets and then morphing into kittens who grow up to be Dogs with blue fur.

Posted on: 2015-04-29 by Guest

I study here