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Posted on: 2013-07-21 by Guest

I'd like some euros



Posted on: 2015-04-29 by Guest

I saw your advert in the paper

Posted on: 2015-04-27 by Guest

very best job



Posted on: 2015-05-24 by Guest

Very funny pictures

Posted on: 2015-04-27 by Guest

Where did you go to university?

Posted on: 2014-11-10 by davida1

I had a dream that I was being chased by Michael myers the and all I can remember is me hoping over people's fences so he won't find me. In one of the houses I got bit by a dog which is funny because it looked like my dog that I have now... idk like I keep having dreams of Michael Myers qnd being chased andnhoping over fences. Idk what this means



Posted on: 2014-02-10 by TF_GRIZZLY

Last night, well actually it was a couple of nights ago, I dreamed that i was in Utopia, but more realistic than the book, it looked like I was 500 years into the future, I was at a balcony looking down, and i seen a street car track going up the road and left of it was a park, you could see these trees, and beautiful green grass. Directly in front of me, I had seen these two statues, one was a figure of a roman centurion soldier on a horse, and the second statue was a statue of a Roman soldier pointing his finger in a direction, and there were soldiers behind him, and there was a big marble slab at the bottom and it read: "tropaeum" WTF does that mean? anyways i looked around, and the intersection seemed relatively quiet, as i saw only one sports car roll down the street. after watching the road, i had seen this woman walking towards my hotel, or whatever, i buzzed her in and when she came to me she gave me a sort of kiss as if we were married, or something, (BTW I am single, and 18) and this girl grabs my hand and brings me to the master bed room where i wake up. Well, I have to say that dream looked like the most modern dream i have ever had, Like, it felt as if i were actually there, i could smell the trees scent, the clouds were there in the beautiful bright blue sky, it was amazing but very, just different at the same time, i cant find a word for it.

Posted on: 2015-06-08 by Guest

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Posted on: 2014-01-30 by 9spaceking

Last night a guy gives me monopoly money. I throw it onto the ground, making epic dazzling fountains pop out of the ground and epic dazzling chandeliers grow from the ceiling.

Posted on: 2015-03-19 by Guest

I had a dream last night that I was fighting in a war. I killing a lot of people and wasn't even thinking about it. At one point, the dream took a turn and I ended up on top of a cliff looking over a lake with a big fence around it. Inside the fence were a heard of deer. I started shooting at the fence and made the deer move closer to me, then I started killing the deer. I somehow found myself at the bottom of the cliff and there was a curved dagger like knife next to me. I took the knife, and I remember thinking that I was tired of all the fighting and killing and wanted to die. I tried to stab myself in the chest but it didn't work. I think there might have been someone else there because I remember the phrase Try again or try harder being said to me. I was then able to shove the knife into my chest. It didn't really hurt, more like a heavy pressure on my chest. I kind remember thinking that if I wanted the blood to flow I needed to pull the knife out. I did and then remember lying on the ground watching the blood flow out of the wound. I didn't die though. Instead, I just remember closing my eyes. That was when I woke up. Except When I woke up, I could still feel the wound on my chest, except It wasn't fresh, just a scabbed over scar like thing. I can still feel the pressure right now and it's been almost 6 hours since. I can't get the feeling of stabbing myself out of my mind.

Posted on: 2015-04-26 by Guest

I was made redundant two months ago

Posted on: 2015-06-08 by Guest

I was at a big store with my mother, most of the dream was of me looking around at things and asking my mom to get me this stuffed animal, but I regarded it because I didnt think I really wanted it. When me and my mom was in the check out line, I saw a middle aged man in a camo suit and camo baseball hat. He was there with his supposed son who was chubby with wearing camo too. The man looked at his son and told him, " Ima show you how to catch a deer." The man looked at me and he aimmed a riffle at me, I took noticed and dodged when he shot the bullet. I quickly ran out of the store with the man still chasing and shooting to my moms car. I jumped in the car, and apparently my mom was already in the car and she started to drive away with the man staring. Later, when I was home, everyone was working. My dad, my mom and sister. I was staring out the window when a red truck pulled up, I recognized it as my best friends dads. When it drove up I heard shot fires and got scared, I was thinking about that man who tried to kill me. I hurridly ran out to the car and looked at my friends dad and begged him for a ride. He nodded thoughtfully and I jumped in the car. As he drove the gun shots got louder and louder as my fear grew more intense. Suddenly the car swung and bumped down a steep hill in the forest with not many trees, the car struck a tree with the hood and was stopped. I looked at my friends dad and my eyes grew wide. It was that man with the rifle. He stared at me with dark and black bagged eyes. He asked me what his name was, as in referring to my friends father. I answered the name correctly. He then asked what his wifes name was. I think I answered wrong. The man reached for his rifle beside him slowly and asked, who his daughter was. I answered either Brittney or something that started with an M. Which was wrong. I leaned against the door with my back as he kept reaching for his rifle, his eyes never left mine. I reached for the door handle as slowly and carefully as he was reaching for his rifle. I opened the door as in slow motion I fell out the door, the mans hand or the seatbuckle had a grip on my necklace, still in slow motion the necklace came undone, showing 3 unknown symbols. Now in the air slowly I was falling, in the middle of the woods, as if the car fall was higher. The images of angels and god paintings flashed also with what was happening, mumbles were happening as the flashing began. It felt like forever that was happening even though it might of taken a few seconds. Then a image of my face showed and I was crying. I mumbled either, " He has forgotten us." or " And in the end, I saw a smile on his face." Then a tear ran down my cheek quickly. And then I got impaled by a harpoon in the center of my stomach. Then I saw another girl get impaled in the neck, then a boy in the gut, everyone in the dream looked very young as they got impaled.More words and saying were said during all this happened. And when I woke up, I was in cold sweat, and I had slight pain in my gut as if someone with a longish fingernail had poked me in the center of my gut hard. I was scared that I didnt think I could go back to sleep, even though somehow I did.

Posted on: 2018-01-21 by Guest

So, last night I had a dream that one of my friends and I kissed. To give a little background, we are both girls, 16, straight, and we run cross country and track together. In the dream, I don’t remember where we were but two of my other running friends were there too, about 20 feet away from us. My friend(call her D) and I were talking about something and I keep thinking that we kissed as a sort of “practice” for me. Well, we kissed and it felt good. There wasn’t any tongue involved but it was more than one kiss. D said something I don’t remember and then we kissed again. This time I started on her neck(no hickeys though) and as I kissed her neck she let out a little moan. I smiled when she did because then I knew I was doing okay(btw this was my first kiss in the dream and I still haven’t had a first kiss in real life). Next, I moved to D’s lips and we “made out” for a little bit(still no tongue). I remember that she wrapped her legs around me at some point and then the kiss ended. She went somewhere and I went over to my other friends earlier mentioned. I said, “I just had my first kiss with D” and we all started giggling. That’s all I remember. I don’t know what this dream means because I’ve never thought of doing any of that with D. Even in the dream, I really did enjoy the kisses and they felt good, but I never wanted to do anything more with D in the dream or in real life.

Posted on: 2013-08-07 by Guest

I've got a part-time job

Posted on: 2015-10-31 by Guest

The Village`s Ghost I was lying down on the cold tile of a kitchen, similar to the one I remember using at the villa in Quepos, Costa Rica where my family went on vacation many years ago. I stood up and began floating into the air. Beneath me, I saw my body still on the floor, lying just by the electric stove. The stove had apparently short circuited somehow and electrocuted me. The one at the villa in the real world had in fact given us a few jolts, so my manner of death seemed well connected to my memories. I felt no pain- in fact, I felt more peaceful than I have in a long time. Yet somehow, I was not content there. It was time for me to move on from that place. I left the home I was in and found myself surrounded by a small, beautiful village. It had gorgeous gardens, filled with every color of flower imaginable. The buildings were of an old, yet appealling red brick style. It was easy to call the place my home. The town was closed in on three sides by a steep rock face. I felt the urge to climb it, and ascended it quickly without ropes. I had little need for such things as I was no longer constrained by fear of death. The climb seemed effortless and I felt free from the burdens of life. When I reached the top, I found a man who held a book of names. He found a page with my name and told me I was not yet ready to be released from the Earth, and that I must attend to my unfinished business. He told me to go to a particular building, check in and receive my duty. I descended the cliff and went to the building. The person working the desk told me that I had one day to attend to any personal matters, but after that I must commence my service. I would have to go to a particular computer lab and set of prompts asking me to discuss my failures in life, the lessons behind each of them, and several other questions. She said I had as much time to work as I needed, but that my assignment required 1000 pages in total. I visited my work station and the person working to the right of me asked me how much I would have to write. He was shocked at my response and told me I recieved a much shorter assignment than many. He was required to meet 6000 pages, while the person to my left was assigned 5000. Seeing as I had a day to spend, I decided to visit one of my close friends and talk to him, knowing he was in mourning over my death. He saw me and rejoiced. We talked and laughed for several hours, recieving many strange looks from people who presumably could not see me. From there perspective, there was only a tall student conversing and laughing with no one. We eventually said our final goodbyes and went our separate ways, both wishing we could spend more time together. Soon enough, I made my way back towards my workplace and bumped into a woman. I remembered her from my dream-life- she had been someone I loved deeply, though my emotions had never been reciprocated. She had found someone else, fallen in love, and created a beautiful family. I had stayed good friends with the woman and helped her family in whatever way I could out of my love for her. I wanted her family to be happy, even though I could never truly be a part of it. She was on her way to the climb the cliff with her two young children and her husband, as her family and many others did each Friday. I joined them and we all sat together at the top. The husband could not see me, but the woman and her children could. I felt a strange beckoning for me to begin my assignment and told the others that I would have to leave soon. Knowing they would not see me again in their lives, the children wept. I held them close and told them they would be alright, especially with such good, loving parents. I said I would find a way to keep an eye on them in case they ever needed help. I shook their father's hand and wished him luck before turning towards the woman. I hugged her tears welled in my eyes. This, I knew, would be the last time I would see her for a long time. She told me I had been a wonderful friend and that I was gone too soon. I told her something she had long known; I told her I loved her. As the sun set over the opposite rock face, turned away from the family I cared so much about. I sighed, wishing I had more time. I wanted to embrace my last moments of liberty before accepting my new burden. I looked down at the village from the escarpment, and I leapt. I felt a perfect freedom from all constraints. At last, I felt truly happy

Posted on: 2015-04-26 by Guest

Could I order a new chequebook, please?

Posted on: 2015-04-16 by Guest

I dreamt I was split up with my husband but we still lived in the same house. We had roommates? I am not sure how I met this one man but it was instant attraction, we instantly had to be near each other. We made it no so obvious at first, just sitting by each other, leaning on one another or just holding hands. But it became to much, we had an emotional bond, a serious desire to be together it couldnt be hidden anymore. We would sneak away to kiss and share our dreams, he wanted to start a band and I wanted to write. An actual dream I have in waking life. He was not someone I would attract myself to in waking life, he had black hair that he had cut into a 90's style of not short but not long shaved in the back, almost like a punk rocker type clothing style. I saw his face, I knew it yet I have never seen this man before in my life, he is unrecognizable in waking life yet I knew him very well in the dream. We were madly in love, he was everything I need in a man and I FELT the love I had for him. I felt every kiss like it was real, I felt evey touch every emotion as though it were REALLY REAL. We made plans to make love for the first time at my home in my room, we kissed passionatly and he seductively removed my shirt exsposing my breasts to which he began kissing those too. We began to make love and I was so aroused by his girth and length and how it was hard and standing up, something my husband does not have and I orgasmed in the dream and I FELT it like it really happened. My husband came around the corner in the dream, in the dream we are split up but still living together and he gets mad because he says we are laying on his sheets. I explain that they are mine and he just has an angry look on his face and walks away, ruining my lovers erection. I explained to my lover it would get better once I moved out and to be patient and we just kissed and held one another. I then went to find my husband because I was angry and he just gave me 37$ exactly and told me to give it to my lover, his exact words were "he cant live here for free give this to your man" and he walked off. I was confused because it made no since. I gave it to my lover who became angry then he said he would put it towards my getting out of there bill. I then made everyone in the house fish and tater tots. My lover was by my side the whole time, he was holding me from behind while i cooked and nibbling on my neck and ears and smiling and laughing and joking with me. Then I woke up because I had to get my daughter ready for school, I cried this morning because it all felt so real and I wanted to go back. That is my dream.

Posted on: 2013-12-15 by Guest

I keep having dreams about having sex with my mother-in-law, or my sister-in-law, they're both very beautiful andgood people but I don't know why I'm dreaming of themthem that way. What could it mean?

Posted on: 2015-04-26 by Guest

A Second Class stamp

Posted on: 2015-06-12 by Guest

So I had a horrible migraine the other day so I decided to lay down. I kept telling myself, "Don't fall asleep, Don't fall asleep" and I didn't. Yet I did at the same time.... I saw a bright flash and I was in this dark place with millions of shelves, like a library. The thing is I could control it. But it was different from a lucid dream, because I could control myself at the same time. It was like I had two points of views. I could switch between being awake and dreaming, and waking up on command. Here was my dream.. I was in a hallway with shelves. In front of me was a HUGE Komodo dragon. Like, huge. It started hissing at me so I magically tried to hit it with a fireball. When it resisted, it turned around and came towards me This is when I realized I was awake at the same time I knew I was dreaming, that I was having a lucid dream. At that time I switched to being awake. I thought it was the usual awake after realizing thing. When I thought about my dream again, I was back in it and the dragon was still coming towards me. So I thought of lucid dreaming, woke again. Thought of my dream, slept again. Then I thought of waking up, and totally woke up... It was like a lucid dream mixed with sleep paralysis mixed with an Out Of Body Experience Does anyone know what was going on? I am still super confused...

Posted on: 2015-01-06 by Guest

A male spirit came for me and said he was taking me to two angels who needed me for some reason, in my dream I knew that when I got there I wouldnt be coming back home which I still felt like when I woke up, the person who was taking me to them wasnt allowed in to the room with me so I had to go in on my own as I got near the room there was 2 angels waiting for me  a male one and a female one, i could hear them talking and saying my name then they was telling me to come into the classroom like room, when I went in just before I could see there faces my nan who is in the spirit world came from nowhere and pushed my backwards and shouted "no claire its time to wake up now." Then i actually did wake up and all I thought was that if my nan wouldn't of done that which woke me up I really wouldn't of actually woke up,  could you please if possible help me interpret this dream as ive tried everything and everywhere to find answers but cant find out at all, much appreciated,  thank you in advance. Claire x

Posted on: 2015-04-30 by Guest

I'm a housewife

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Posted on: 2013-01-05 by larryanstruther

Last night I dreamt I was delayed in an airport in Canada, I met a really nice girl there, she was flying to Sweden (and called it Ikea) Do you exist?