Posted on: 2015-04-26 by Guest

I support Manchester United

Posted on: 2016-01-29 by Guest

Last night my Grandmom asked me for sex and I tried to say no but she put a spell on me that made me have sex with her (Frontal) IMD



Posted on: 2014-07-12 by Guest

Could I order a new chequebook, please?

Posted on: 2014-04-20 by Guest

Chris Evans/ Captain America Dream So Chris and I, Anthony Mackie who was the Falcon, we were in the limousine about to get out and Chris turned to me and said, "Don't be nervous, just follow my lead and don't look into the light of the cameras..." And he touched my hand! Yesss! But it seemed like he knew that I wasn't actually Anthony but I was to everyone else. So when the driver finally opened the door and Chris helped me get out, you don't wanna know how many cameras there were in my face, yelling both of our names for interviews, but there was also screaming behind us which were excited, loving, dying to get an autograph, fans. And the fans seemed a lot more interesting at the moment since they weren't going to ask us questions I might not wanna answer. I tapped Chris on the shoulder to get his attention since he was talking to his manager and I pointed to the fans. "Can we go over there? I wanna say hi to our fans." I said and he grinned. "One second." Chris said and he talked to both of our managers and he handed me a black sharpie then we walked over to where they were and they broke the sound barrier in screaming. "Tony, could you sign my shirt?" "Tony, can you sign my poster?" When I looked at the poster, I saw me, who was actually Gabrielle Union and I looked mega awesome. "Tony, can you take a picture with me?" "Tony, can you sign this, please?". Tony, Tony, Tony! I see why Chris has anxiety, it's seems totally overwhelming. I looked over at Chris to see how he was holding up. He looked like he was having a great time, not that I wasn't, but he's done this before so he's used to the feeling. I, however, was not. When our managers told us we had to leave after signing about eighty nine percent of the stuff they were shoving in our face. As we were walking away I could just hear them yelling how much they loved us. "Good job, sweetheart, It'll be over before you know it," Chris said before patting my lower back then kissed me. Okay, number one, he called me sweetheart. Two, he kissed me, so we must be dating. Yesss!! We walked over to the red carpet that was inside a building surprisingly and there were more fans inside but they weren't as restricted as outside. I wanted see what I was wearing so I looked down and I had a semi short, black dress on with black heels and my toe nails were purple. I walked away from Chris to the fans and high fived, fist bumped, and hugged all the fans I could reach. While I was doing that, I could hears clearly in my head Chris being interviewed. This what I heard: Interviewer: So, Chris, how are you and Tony handling all this? Chris: Um, it's a little overwhelming but it's great overall. You can see Tony's breaking the ice over there...it's her first time at a premiere so it might take a few more times for her to adapt. She's in love with her fans though. Interviewer: What's the best part of working with Tony Mackie? Chris: Um, well, to me I think she brings the energy to the cast. She just brings everybody to life. After a while sometimes when she's not on the set one day, we're like 'Where's Tony?' otherwise it feels kinda dead, you know. And she's real childish too, right up to the moment where Anthony says 'ready', she's fooling around and pulling pranks on everyone. Sometimes you just wonder how this girl is so focused all the sudden, it's a mystery still. Interviewer: Then what do you think of her on a personal level? Chris: The best part of her I think is that she's real. What you see right there is her, nothing else, not offending her in any way. She's fun, she's energetic, the person you would call if you were bored and wanted to have a great time, but like I said, she knows when to be mature. I love her to death, really, we're two peas in a pod. She would say the same thing about me. Interviewer: Now we have a question our fans want to know. Are you two dating? Chris: It's funny you ask that cause you know how much I want to keep my relationships personal, but I guess I can let it go this time. Yes, she is my girlfriend, and I think she's the best one I could ever have. She's gorgeous inside and out. She likes the Red Sox just as much as I do, so that's a bonus. And she's low maintenance, she dresses causally most of the time, but she doesn't really need to dress up. She's young so there's still things she hasn't experienced yet, she's naive. Then he called my name and I turned around and he waved me over to come over where he was. I said goodbye to all of the fan and trotted over to where he was. "Are you sure you haven't done this before?" He asked me while put his hand on my waist. "Yeah, I'm sure, it's just I was the one taking the pictures at one time so I've seen it before." I turned my head to the right and saw Scarlett and Samuel a few meters away from us and we started walking over to where they were, making sure we stopped every few seconds to stop and pose for the cameras. When we got to them, I hugged Scarlett like I hadn't seen her in years.



Posted on: 2015-04-30 by Guest

Whereabouts in are you from?

Posted on: 2014-02-14 by Guest

Dream started out in a old creeky house, it was about midnight and this ghost kept trying to talk to me felt like I knew who it was and I HAD to find it .. Not figuring out where it was it started to hurt me, as I walked to the attic trying to find where it's at I got punched in the arm I guess for being to slow.. As I was walking really slow looking at everything. It was pitch black and I have only my eyes with the slight sight, there was boxes and different junk, when it wasn't up there I walked threw the living room and kitchen the ghost I guess got pissed and threw me hard into the wall about 3 times.. I continued to try to find him not on the mid level, I head towards the basement.. Down the dark stairs I see a old lady walking towards the darker part.. As I got next to her the ghost hit her and her bone in her chest snapped and I tried to catch her and her bones broke.. She was dead.. I kept walking and seen a cat.. Black cat.. It was on a box just staring at me when I walked up I herd something talk.. I asked some questions and the cat would be forcefully nod yes or no, over time I guess the ghostly figure connected to me and started talking.. I remember talking to him for what felt like hours in my dream..somehow I asked who else it knew, why it was talking to me.. And it said I don't want to know it will scare me.. Or I won't be able to handle the truth.. Continuing to talk I can't really recall what it said but it was dark for hours and I was sitting In the middle of a black basement with no fear... And it faded off and stopped talking looking around and then I woke up feeling extremely tired.. But could not sleep for 4 hours..

Posted on: 2015-04-28 by Guest

This is the job description



Posted on: 2015-04-30 by Guest

Other amount

Posted on: 2015-04-27 by Guest

I hate shopping

Posted on: 2015-05-01 by Guest

Until August

Posted on: 2015-11-23 by Guest

I keep having a reoccurring dream where I am lost, alone, sick and scared. I am walking through an unfamiliar landscape and stumble upon a road crossing that feels familiar. I follow it for awhile and realize I am home, but everything is overgrown, old and ransacked. I always awake with a deeply foreboding feeling which does not happen with other dreams. I think I am scared that this is some type of premonition.

Posted on: 2015-05-27 by Guest

It's a bad line

Posted on: 2015-04-27 by Guest

What's the exchange rate for euros?

Posted on: 2015-04-26 by Guest

What do you want to do when you've finished?

Posted on: 2014-12-03 by Guest

Last night I was in New York City. I parked my truck in a garage, my friends appeared out of nowhere, all with their wives/gf's. We started walking to "the race" (apparently we signed up for a 5k?). On the way there, one of my friends and his wife were ambushed by an angry mob of people. We all keep walking. We finally get to the race and everyone, including myself, is in running attire. The sun is very bright and everyone's putting on suntan lotion, but when it gets to me the bottle is empty. I decide to go back to my truck since I know have more sunscreen in my trunk. I'm very good at navigating New York City in real life but I became so lost. Every turn I made just got me further and further away from the garage. I finally waved down a taxi and hopped in. The cab driver was driving extremely wreckless, playing loud music, and laughing. But I was calm in the backseat. The cab driver finally pulls over and I'm in front of a bar. I truth around to tell him it's the wrong place but the taxi vanished. I walk into the bar. The bar is very dim lit, dark, with the main bar all the way in the back surrounded by candles. Everyone drinking looks like a gypsy. I make my way to the bar and there's an unfamiliar face bartending; she was very attractive in a dark kind of way, not the type of woman I'm normally into. She pours me a beer. She then tells me how would I like to be a werewolf for the night. She opened her hand and it there was a bright neon green pill, it had an intense aura to it. I declined, I said I don't do that anymore. She said "well if then you're going to have to kill someone if you plan on leaving this bar alive." She handed me a machete and a gust of wind blew out all the candles making the bar go pitch black. I swung the machete and started running for the door. I'm suddenly in someone's apartment, I see them sleeping on the couch. I run out the front door only to find myself in a different apartment. This continued for about a dozen more times before finally finding the street. My truck was parked but when I got in the drivers seat I found myself in the backseat of my fathers car. I just wanted to go back to the race and see my friends. Didn't happen. IMD

Posted on: 2015-04-27 by Guest

The National Gallery

Posted on: 2015-05-01 by Guest

Languages

Posted on: 2014-08-27 by Guest

Can you put it on the scales, please?

Posted on: 2015-05-27 by Guest

Whereabouts in are you from?

Posted on: 2015-05-26 by Guest

Some First Class stamps

Posted on: 2015-05-25 by Guest

What's the exchange rate for euros?

Posted on: 2017-01-29 by Guest

I had a dream about a place called "Anushka". In my dream I visited a cemetery. A very old cemetery. I.didnt know where it was but it seemed like I was looking for a relative buried there. The name of the cemetery was Anushka. It was written on the wall and under it are strange alphabetical system (in my dream I thought it was Hebrew). Inside the cemetery I met a white woman. She wore a veil that made her look like russian woman. I smiled at her and she smiled back. Thats the end of my dream. When I woke up I became very curious so I searched what Anushka means. Turns out Anushka is actually a name and originally from hebrew. Does my dream try to tell me something?

Posted on: 2013-12-01 by Guest

I had a dream I was sleeping next to my wife, got up and went to a spare bedroom where another woman waited for me. She was made of living glass. We began having intercourse, when inexplicably my wife's best friend joined in as well. Then, my wife herself joined. I'm slightly disturbed by this dream but I have had and recognize sex dreams with people you find attractive, but would not engage with, is pretty common. What fascinated me was the woman of living glass.

Posted on: 2015-04-29 by Guest

I really like swimming

Posted on: 2011-05-05 by babypoodles

Last Night i was the manager of Google, and had a farm of bichon poodle hybrid dogs? IMD