Posted on: 2015-05-01 by Guest

In a meeting

Posted on: 2015-04-30 by Guest

Where did you go to university?



Posted on: 2015-04-27 by Guest

I'm unemployed

Posted on: 2012-01-25 by Jade

I was inside my old house, wearing a night gown. Alone Panicked i called out and knowing where i was I checked all the bedrooms in case somebody would be in the house with me. Everything was dark. The wall paint was peeling, I remember feeling cold and more alone than i`ve ever felt. The smell was pretty real too, it smelt of old damp aging furniture (sick really). anyways more looking around upstairs and down, i find nothing and all the doors leading outside were locked, except the patio door. I slid it open and step outside in bear feet right into a snowstorm. But, the only thing i felt was the cold and goosebumps. I see somebody coming down the hill and i started shouting out to him, asking for help. He didnt look up though, but he kept walking and started towards my house. I booked it down stairs and waited infront of the 2 big doors. Once it opened everything lit up! The chandelier was giving away gold lighting, warm rays and the wall paint was good as new. I looked at the man, I know i knew who he was (but i cant put a face or name on him-.-). I called out to him and went to give him a hug feeling so relieved but i went right through him. He didnt hear me. He shook the snow off and hurried upstairs calling out my sisters name, calling out to know where i was and I stood there. while everything started to go dark again. I waited a few seconds and headed up the stairs slowly. Hearing the mans crying get louder I see his boots from around the corner I crept around that corner to seen him on his knees. Holding somebody in his arms. my sisters crowded around him crying too holding each other. He says my name, straightens up and I look over his shoulder to see myself in his arms. eyes wide open, dressed in a nightgown. I was nothing but a ghost, looking over his shoulder. The lights dimmed everyone went running into a room, I was left there with my body as the walls started to peel, I slumped down and picked me up, cradling myself and crying. She/me woke started to blink and grabbed the back of my neck, I took her/my hand and we went to stand on the patio. After that I woke up. ~J



Posted on: 2014-09-12 by Guest

Last night I was on a space ship and a green bob was eating people IMD.

Posted on: 2015-04-27 by Guest

Languages

Posted on: 2011-05-10 by RyanK

Last night I was a homeless person trying to make ends meet in LA. I eventually came up with an idea for a great fiction novel, had it published, and struck it rich IMD.



Posted on: 2015-08-13 by Guest

I had a dream that it was legal to have anal sex while walking anywhere in public.

Posted on: 2015-04-29 by Guest

Have you got any ?

Posted on: 2015-05-25 by Guest

Have you seen any good films recently?

Posted on: 2017-05-20 by Guest

I was in a shop in my home country Syria. In a shop. I was with my aunt and my brother told me buy this thing. It was a chocolate coconut juice. Then I. Went to the front of the line. For no reason I went to the back of the line. I got bored and went out of the shop with the juice. Everything turned black. Then I turned into a bear. Us bears had to collect trays and put them on a hill fore some reason. It went dark again. Suddenly fireworks writing Happy Birthday Eyas (eyas is my name). That is the end of the dream.

Posted on: 2015-05-01 by Guest

Not available at the moment

Posted on: 2013-11-15 by Guest

Lost credit card

Posted on: 2015-04-27 by Guest

How do you spell that?

Posted on: 2015-04-30 by Guest

We need someone with qualifications

Posted on: 2012-04-21 by Guest

I have a recurring dream that I keep grabbing this ladys head out of the water but I never see her face and I scream at it then I wake up I have had the same dream 3 days and nights in a row

Posted on: 2018-04-09 by Guest

A fluffy calico cat came up to me and started talking. However upon opening its mouth, the kidneys came up and out and just sort of dangled there, still attached by the ureters. The cat continued talking with the kidneys dangling out of its mouth, bouncing up and down as it attempted to speak, until eventually, I woke up.

Posted on: 2015-04-29 by Guest

What do you like doing in your spare time?

Posted on: 2015-05-24 by Guest

I'd like to open a business account

Posted on: 2015-05-25 by Guest

Your account's overdrawn

Posted on: 2015-12-08 by Guest

if someone see his/her dead father and his is saying that i am not feeling well and felling bored and wanted to take your mother. What does it mean

Posted on: 2015-04-28 by Guest

Where are you from?

Posted on: 2015-04-29 by Guest

I'd like to cancel a cheque

Posted on: 2015-04-28 by Guest

Could I order a new chequebook, please?

Posted on: 2012-12-20 by Jamie Roma

I am interviewing for a new job in a couple weeks and last night IMD the interview took place. I traveled to Atlanta with my current boss and he accompanied me to the interview. Unbeknownst to him I was about to leave his company and he was not pleased when he found out. The location of the interview was in what appeared to be a large plant nursery. There was a desk sitting by a pile of gravel and I was offered the job. The funny part is that my new boss was Zack from Saved By the Bell.