Posted on: 2015-04-27 by Guest

How many days will it take for the cheque to clear?

Posted on: 2016-02-02 by Chocolaty_Caramel

I dreamt last night that I was in a museum of Body Parts and I was at the front door of that museum then suddenly a boy took my hand and he said that we should go in so we did and after looking around the museum so much we entered a room full of hands in glass cases and for some reason I broke one of the glass cases and then suddenly the hand came out of it and it twitched and I was pretty freaked out by it but the boy who held my hand made me clam down and we heard people talking just by another door and we took a peak and we saw people in masks of some sort talking about something important and the boy seems to be mad and we didn't notice that guards were lurking and they spotted us and they were chasing us so we run for it and we escaped them and then I woke up end of story...



Posted on: 2015-04-27 by Guest

Another year

Posted on: 2015-04-27 by Guest

I sing in a choir



Posted on: 2015-04-26 by Guest

Do you like it here?

Posted on: 2015-05-26 by Guest

I hate shopping

Posted on: 2015-07-13 by WolfgangBrown

Last night Me and my family are in a city during winter, there is a giant spherical tin robot going around destroying everything, and killing people. I am separated from my family and find myself alone with the robot. It stands upon a pile of rubble, with long metallic legs holding up it's round body, then a hatch from beneath it opens up after it makes a loud metallic moaning sound, the moment the hatch opens, tonnes upon tonnes of blood and organs falls out, at first i think that these belonged to the victims, but the robot begins to moan further and seems to be dying, the innards actually belonged to the robot, and it has just ended it's life by pouring them out. Despite what the robot had done and the people it had killed, i couldn't help but feel sad for it, and sympathise with it in it's last moments. IMD



Posted on: 2015-06-08 by Guest

I work with computers

Posted on: 2015-04-28 by Guest

I'm sorry, I'm not interested

Posted on: 2015-05-26 by Guest

I went to

Posted on: 2015-04-29 by Guest

What qualifications have you got?

Posted on: 2015-05-25 by Guest

Do you have any exams coming up?

Posted on: 2015-04-29 by Guest

Sorry, I'm busy at the moment

Posted on: 2015-04-26 by Guest

I'm sorry, he's

Posted on: 2015-06-08 by Guest

What's your number?

Posted on: 2015-08-12 by Guest

I dreamt of being an omnipotent being.Traveling through space time to save reality and fiction.Friend sand fictional Characters helping me fight. It was a very nice dream with colors galore like acidtrip. I was questioning my existence by the time i woke up. I even started cutting cardboatrd and making armor,drawing my friends anfd various poupular fictional characters that were going to "help me". And at the end i was with my friends in costume parading everywhere

Posted on: 2015-05-01 by Guest

A jiffy bag

Posted on: 2015-04-28 by Guest

I'm interested in this position

Posted on: 2015-05-26 by Guest

Last night I dreamt I was in a world apocalypse of some sort, the sky looked like the sun was setting, very dark orange .. There were ruins of Skype scrapers everywhere and even though me and the people I was with were running from something terrifying . I felt at peace.

Posted on: 2011-07-17 by sleeplessinkc

Last night in my dream I had won a $10,000 trip on one of a dozen or so amazing beaches around the world. I had apparently won because I brought the most people to my high school reunion. Odd reason to win a prize but I can remember that I chose to go to Mermaid Bay, Hawaii. I don't even know if that is a real place in Hawaii but it was IMD.

Posted on: 2015-05-01 by Guest

How long have you lived here?

Posted on: 2015-05-01 by Guest

Thanks funny site

Posted on: 2017-07-27 by Guest

Last night me and my friend were walking home at night wen a car pulled up on us and let out a shot in each of our stomachs and took us to his house were he later shot at us some more I tried to call an ambulance for my friend but he caught me and tried to kill me however I knocked him down and ran leaving my friend behind which I later came back for and left the man still did not stop trying to kill us he later found out where we were and tried to kill us again but we jumped in a canal and he wasted all his bullets so we went out and beat his ass the paramedics said we were going to die but it never happened IMD

Posted on: 2012-05-12 by Guest

In this dream, I am male. I am blind. I am with a woman. We move from one place to another (indoors). I hear a commotion. I know there is another presence with us here, and I can hear them scuffling or fighting or something. I don't hear her saying anything or screaming or anything and that terrifies me - she makes no sound, the only sound I hear is her movements and its movements. Then there is a pressing and absolute silence. I hear nothing, but I can feel the presence of the thing. I am terrified, listening to my breath and my heartbeat. I am too scared to call for her, so I feel for her. I find some part of her, but it is not all of her, and I wake up in a cold sweat. Day Events This was while Gordon and I were at the hotel in San Diego the day before we came home.

Posted on: 2015-04-30 by Guest

I'd like to cancel a cheque