Posted on: 2014-08-18 by Guest

Nice to meet you

Posted on: 2015-04-26 by Guest

Another year



Posted on: 2015-04-29 by Guest

A jiffy bag

Posted on: 2015-04-27 by Guest

Do you need a work permit?



Posted on: 2011-05-18 by RyanK

Last night I was on a tour at a chocolate ice cream factory. In the middle of it I pushed a button on a lever and all of the sudden the factory started overflowing with chocolate ice cream. It got to to the point where the factory exploded, sending chocolate ice cream everywhere. I guess I must have been in the mood for ice cream that night IMD.

Posted on: 2011-05-22 by Guest

Last night I was in school and everyone was evacuating because of a (purple) poisonous gas was spreading. I was the last kid to get out of school. I was on my way home when a couple asked if I needed help getting home, I told them to fuck off. They said to stop acting stingy and took me to their house. They told me that it was getting late and that I should stay the night. I said that there was no fucking way that I was staying. I walked into a room, locked the door, and climbed out a window. I started to cry for no reason. I took out my cell phone, called my mom, and told her that I was sorry and that I would be home soon and hung up. Then a guy in a spider-man costume walks over and mugs me. I kill him. Then I turn around and I'm able to see my face and see that my eyes are now a gold-yellow (normally hazel) IMD

Posted on: 2015-04-27 by Guest

I've come to collect a parcel



Posted on: 2011-05-26 by AAR22

Last night, I had a dream that I had a little Native American baby. I even had one of those backpack type baby carriers that I brought her everywhere in. Everyone gave me weird looks. Even though she was a baby, she had long black braids. She was wearing animal skin clothes that you would imagine Native Americans wearing IMD.

Posted on: 2015-07-13 by WolfgangBrown

Me and my family are in a city during winter, there is a giant spherical tin robot going around destroying everything, and killing people. I am separated from my family and find myself alone with the robot. It stands upon a pile of rubble, with long metallic legs holding up it's round body, then a hatch from beneath it opens up after it makes a loud metallic moaning sound, the moment the hatch opens, tonnes upon tonnes of blood and organs falls out, at first i think that these belonged to the victims, but the robot begins to moan further and seems to be dying, the innards actually belonged to the robot, and it has just ended it's life by pouring them out. Despite what the robot had done and the people it had killed, i couldn't help but feel sad for it, and sympathise with it in it's last moments.

Posted on: 2015-04-27 by Guest

Thanks for calling

Posted on: 2013-11-17 by Guest

Could you ask him to call me?

Posted on: 2015-04-26 by Guest

I'm a trainee

Posted on: 2015-05-26 by Guest

I'd like to pay this in, please

Posted on: 2015-04-28 by Guest

Sorry, I'm busy at the moment

Posted on: 2014-08-16 by Guest

An estate agents

Posted on: 2015-04-30 by Guest

Cool site goodluck :)

Posted on: 2011-11-15 by Guest

I was escaping from the living room window then i flew out over the treetops when i heard a familiar scream, my crush so i screamed "CIEL!!!!!!" Then i swooped back in, flying back out with him then we appeared at some war ground with a crumbled house then i saw a paper that said 'Its Real' so we both sat there, wondering what the 'it' that was real was, then we walked to a car, climbed inside then theres this huge light red T-rex stomping behind us, so my crush screamed "drive!!" so i did then i woke up.

Posted on: 2012-10-16 by Guest

I'm Aida and I'm 16 y/o and last night, I had the weirdest and most disturbing dream ever... So it took place in my house,but it looked different from my real life one. it was like all disco-ish from the 70s for some reason. there was even a strobe light. in my dream, i kept begging my dad to shoot me but he would refuse. i got so upset and later, i begged him and begged him until he gave up so i stood in the distance and he stood under a strobe light and shot me. it was painless. my ghost floated towards my mom and it was like "dont worry mom i'm ok and now im in a better place" and the dream ended... i didn't wake up though but i remember every detail... the atmosphere of this dream was so disturbing!

Posted on: 2015-04-30 by Guest

A Second Class stamp

Posted on: 2015-04-29 by Guest

A Second Class stamp

Posted on: 2014-06-24 by Guest

in my dream i didnt know if it was a good dream or a bad dream so i was in a class room with all the kids inside i had a asighnment so then i magicly apearred to a house in a mysterious neiborhood and my mom was their too so then my mom tore off the covers and there was petroleam jelly pads (it was the dog kind) and it was illigeal so we hid under the bed the door was open so my mom and i ran to the bath room she took a bubble bath and we were in a group the rest of the group were in the other room (my brothers empty room) i apeared in the outside of my teachers classroom and a guy he was from minecraft he looked black with red eyes and long legs and arms and he said the door will apear and to open that door you need ... key and he dissapeared i went back to the bath room and then i woke up from my dream was it a good dream or a bad dream who knows?

Posted on: 2015-04-28 by Guest

I never went to university

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Posted on: 2013-06-24 by Killjoy

In my dream I am in a small wooden boat. It's only big enough for me and my aunt, I don't know why she was with me. We are in the middle of the ocean, I have thoughts of going into the water but as I look out onto the surface I can see what appears to be the shadows of really big sea creatures so I get scared and start to row. I remember thinking of how deep the water was, miles of vast emptiness below my feet, and i started to feel really uncomfortable. Then I look up and there is a stone cliff, it towers above me, fills the horizon. As I gaze up I see a man standing at the top on the edge nearest me. He looks familiar and I realize I'm looking at Jesus. He's standing with his hands raised towards the sky and he's talking. I am mesmerized for a moment, floating there listening. I start to row and suddenly there is another cliff of equal hieght on my right and I am navigating the narrow channel between. Now the sea has started to churn and I see waves crashing violently against the cliffs around as I frantically row towards the shore. I end up on a beach that lies in the shadow of another impossibly high cliff behind it and I suddenly feel at peace as I set foot onto the grey sand. As I look at my feet I notice that the beach is covered in dead fish. Every wave that comes washing in leaves more but I am not alarmed by this. The fish have little, comical x's over their eyes. I walk to a public shower and bathe and then I wake up.

Posted on: 2015-04-29 by Guest

I really like swimming