Posted on: 2015-04-27 by Guest

We've got a joint account

Posted on: 2015-05-18 by Guest

Imd I was attacked by aliens



Posted on: 2015-05-01 by Guest

I was made redundant two months ago

Posted on: 2015-12-28 by Guest

I just woke up from a weird ass dream.. Here it goes - It took place in school, I was in the locker room. For some reason there were girls in their without clothing. I decided to talk to them. I didnt want to make them feel uncomfortable so I took off my cloths to. I got a boner.. Two girls then came up to me with a giant dick ice pop. They started sucking on it and asked me if I wanted to try. I kindly denied their offer but I then snuggled up with them. (Then I woke up)



Posted on: 2015-04-30 by Guest

Have you seen any good films recently?

Posted on: 2015-09-10 by Guest

Last night I had a fucked up dream so I'll start from the beginning. I'm walking down a street near a gas station. There's these three kids next to the gas station, I start talking to them. They are trying to start something, and then start implying they want to fight me. All I have in my wallet is ten dollars. I decided I can try to stand up for myself, until one pulls a gun. I threw my hands in front of me and tell them I give up. I give them my money and walk away unscathed. my dad is across the street for some reason and I get into his car. He takes me across the Windsor border into Detroit to this house where his three friends are. There are five of us, my dad, me, and the three guys. We go inside and sit on the couch and all is fine. All of a sudden one of the three grabs this steak knife and slits one of the other guys throat who was sitting next to me. Shocked, I grabbed the knife, I don't even know what to do. The murderer walks into the back room. I start to follow to the back room until I realize my dad and these two guys are trying to frame me for murder. I turned to my dad and said 'you're trying to frame me for murder?' 'They just want you to "go on the run" for a while. This guy they killed was a serial killer Josh we had to kill him.' I turn, scared, knowing I've touched the murder weapon, knowing it's on file at the border I've crossed, knowing the testimony of the two men and my own father saying it was me that they would get away with this. That I was fucked. I start to run away out of the house and down the street. They dont try to stop me. I've still got this murder weapon. I throw it on the ground and try to wipe off my prints. I didn't make it far away. I turn back around to go back, thinking I can somehow change their minds. When I get there one of the other men slip this thing into my hand. I stupidly grab it. He says 'how could you have this if you weren't here?'IMD

Posted on: 2015-06-07 by Guest

Which university are you at?



Posted on: 2015-04-06 by Guest

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Posted on: 2015-04-27 by Guest

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Posted on: 2015-04-28 by Guest

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Posted on: 2015-05-01 by Guest

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Posted on: 2015-04-29 by Guest

What company are you calling from?

Posted on: 2015-06-09 by Guest

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Posted on: 2012-08-12 by Guest

I had a dream where I drank one cup of soda and got drunk despite that the soda was alcohol-free. Then I started bumping into everything and saying stupid things like "WTF happened to my penis?!" In that same dream I played Super Mario Sunshine whilst drunk I yelled at the screen whenever I failed on one of the secret levels in a really drunk voice. Later I actually completed said game but then "Game Over" appeared in red bloody text while the Too Bad music played, 'cause I was on my last life when I completed it. I threw my controller on the floor in anger and fell down next to my controller, causing everything to go black. Then the dream ended.

Posted on: 2015-04-26 by Guest

Which team do you support?

Posted on: 2015-04-26 by Guest

A staff restaurant

Posted on: 2012-01-01 by gha-ling

My dream last night came in three stages: In the first stage I was working in a conservation center in the amazon filled with animals that seemed normal but that were different in a slight (but crucial!) way. For example, one gorilla had forearms that rivaled the size of a giraffe's legs. I remember being afraid of the gorillas. Finally, the blond curly haired woman that was guiding me showed me to the back room of the building (btw, the building resembled a mansion from the 19th century with yellow walls, brown doors, several floors and weird stairways) which was filled with water creatures. She told me about a problem they had been having with snakes recently. That's when I noticed that an orange snake had slithered in the stream from the outside. Everyone started running and screaming but apparently this happened a lot and people were actually having fun like those games you play when we were kids in which you do something scary bur then laugh about it. After running upstairs with a group of people we started looking for these pills that would prevent the snake form hurting us. As soon as i took it I started seeing strange colors illuminating from people's backs. 2) Something I can't remember happened, and then I was in the freezing water of the Atlantic after the Titanic sunk. The rest of the survivors and I made for lights we saw in the distance and soon came across a settlement of blue moth people who had an affinity for japanese restaurants. The restaurants were directly on the water and the reflections were beautiful. It was like 'spirited away', the japanese movie. Unfortunately for many of us, the mothpeople were racist. they only allowed the Irish survivors to enter the restaurants and would (i suspect) have hurt anyone else from trying to get in. Still, people were fighting to get in to avoid freezing to death. So my companion and I (who later turned out to be a psychiatrist) swam around the bend to the other side of the complex. No one was here yet, but a black tentacle spirit engaged me in a philosophical debate that i won, which annoyed it, so the psychiatrist and I climbed up onto the table and ran, jumping from one restaurant to the next. 3) at some point in time we left the freezing waters and found ourselves in front of a large brick building with immense windows. Inside we saw a poor young boy being beaten by his father. the psychiatrist and I decided we needed to help the poor kid and waited until everyone was asleep to enter his house. After a series of flashbacks we discovered that the father had lost his beautiful brown-haired wife who liked to dance among the pines, and then had lost all his money in the great depression. we felt bad for him, and helped him (..somehow?..) then i woke up

Posted on: 2015-05-01 by Guest

I'm in a band

Posted on: 2015-04-28 by Guest

Whereabouts are you from?

Posted on: 2015-05-25 by Guest

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Posted on: 2015-04-26 by Guest

I'm not working at the moment

Posted on: 2015-10-02 by MichaelBekham

I'm in a pub with my dad and members of the Who and also Paul and Ringo. Among them were also 3 unrecognisable people. The weird part was, they were all children. I remember that me and my dad were on the other end of the pub (leaving the kids unattended) arguing about something to do with music when a man in the pub corrected me on something (I can't remember what) and agreed to walk me and my dad outside to show us something to spark our music interest (I also can't remember what that was but I think that it may have been some sort of exhibition). I remember feeling very tiny when compared to my dad and especially when compared to the man. I suddenly started to worry about the kids being left on their own (temporarily in the dream I had a sense that my brother was in the crowd of kids but then realised that he wasn't. Y'know one of those feelings you get in a dream which change suddenly?). I went over to the kids and asked if they were all there and that no one had gone missing. They were all there and I remember that both Paul and Ringo were standing right next to me not saying anything. I asked them allif they wanted anything to drink before we had to leave, reminding them that they obviously couldn't buy booze. I suddenly felt annoyed at the fact that I might not have cash with me and the pub didn't have any card machines. Only a few of them ordered (things like milk, Coke, water, etc). The birthday girl (who I didn't recognise) ordered a burger to which I said know as it would take too long. She then ordered a "birthday breeze" cocktail to which she and everyone else laughed. I felt pretty stupid since I didn't know whether the cocktail was alcoholic or not and felt like she was mugging me off deliberately but I didn't ask her out of embarrassment. I instead planned to ask the bartender but in the midst of ordering the drinks, I woke up again.

Posted on: 2015-05-01 by Guest

How much is a Second Class stamp?

Posted on: 2015-04-28 by Guest

What line of work are you in?

Posted on: 2015-04-27 by Guest

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