Posted on: 2015-06-08 by Guest

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Posted on: 2011-02-10 by IceUser

Last night my kids came after me (I dont have any kids) and wanted to play football IMD



Posted on: 2015-06-09 by Guest

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Posted on: 2015-04-28 by Guest

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Posted on: 2015-04-30 by Guest

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Posted on: 2015-04-29 by Guest

I wanted to live abroad

Posted on: 2012-03-28 by Guest

I find myself trying to seduce somebody that I know's 14 year old daughter. Mind you she is spectacularly hot! This is all taking place on a bed in the middle of my Mother's basement TV room. I'm cock blocked at every turn by people I work with and then at one point her dad. I give up and slide off the bed with a blanket to still cover my naked body and she hops off while removing her pants in one move. She's nervously re-positioning herself and I tell her to stop trying to watch the movie on the TV and come here. I embrace her in a wildly passionate kiss and move my left hand to her pussy. I'm having a hard time getting any penetration but she's completely into what I am doing. Suddenly right as I'm able to break her hymen and we're in the front seat of a car and I'm racing through the street of, what I can only assume is a European town, because the streets are narrow and cobblestone. The Feeling of fingering her is amazingly real, even though I'm concentrating on driving this car. BEST DREAM EVER! Hope I see her again soon.



Posted on: 2015-04-30 by Guest

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Posted on: 2015-07-24 by Guest

Last night, I had a dream that I was invited to a party and it was normal at first but then it got bad. This guy that was there, I guess you could call him the host, took out a gun and shot more then ten innocent teenage boys. We, all the girls, had our phones on us but didn't dare to call the police in fear that the guy would catch us. At some point in time, someone called the police and they got everything under control. Then more boys, around the same age came at the murder and killed him themselves. This dream made me realize something. I realized that all of those boys that the man had shot had to have a mother or father or both, adopted or not, and how much pain the mother or father would be going through. They lost their child, their baby, to some asshole for no reason. I lost my father in 2013 and I felt so bad for my grandparents because they just lost their son and I realized how those mothers and fathers would feel. I also realized that this type of situation can happen to anyone. I could just be walking down the street one day to a friends party and have some crazy guy there. So quickly my life could be gone. Those boys' life's were taken from them so quickly. Just by the shot of a gun. But, the most disturbing thing about this whole dream was that when the boys were getting shot, one by one, I couldn't do anything. I made eye contact with almost all of them before they died and saw the fearful look in their eyes and I couldn't do anything to help. After the mass murder, I remember getting up from my spot on the floor and turning my phone flashlight on and looking into the room and seeing all the dead boys with bullet wounds in either their chest or forhead. I felt so terrible because I couldn't do anything to help them and that made me realize how important life is and how quick it could be taken away.

Posted on: 2012-12-19 by Jamie Roma

After watching a Dutch comedy film before falling asleep I was not surprised that the topic of my dream revolved around traveling through a foreign land. I had limited resources and wanted to find an affordable room at an inn for the night. I had arrived at a town that I can no longer recall the name of, although I repeated it several times in my dream state. I inquired about a room at a bed and breakfast where everyone was eating in a series of dining rooms and bars. The food all appeared to be plant matter and two fellow travelers warned me that "you should not stay here, the food is garbage". I asked them where I should stay instead and they beckoned me to come with them across a ferry to an island where they assured me sleep would be the last thing on my mind. I boarded the ferry with them and it was dusk, very foggy, but the silver-black tinted water had a quicksilver beauty about it. When I arrived on the island it was extremely hedonistic. There was no end to the lecherous activities occurring around me. It wasn't a town as much as a marketplace where sexual objects and favors were for sale. I recognized the girl at the first booth I stopped at as a high school classmate that I hadn't been very good friends with and hadn't seen in many years. I asked her "what is there to do here?" She just laughed and smiled and responded "sex!" Everything was about sex. At this point I began to realize that I was dreaming and was actually hoping to manifest some sexual experiences of my own without waking up. I usually wake up just when stuff is getting good. In this case, I began caressing and embracing another girl from high school that I was not involved with as more than a mere acquaintance but the urge to copulate was overwhelming. We started to kiss and I tried to feel her body in my hands. MY HANDS---I remembered having been told that looking at your hands while in a dream state allows you to become more lucid. I peered down at my hands and saw them clearly. They were undoubtedly my hands. The skin tone and color, size, and shape all matched my physical body. At this point I tried to exit the location of my dream and found that by putting my hands in front of me and diving forward I had flown away from the marketplace over a sea of blue, out onto what I can only best describe as a blank canvas. This only lasted moments until I was back in my body. I was conscious of being in my body but could not move and did not seem to be awake. I tried to remove my consciousness from my body and peer down at myself as a way to trigger a more palpable out of body experience. I felt as though I almost achieved the separation but came out of my sleep paralysis and woke up. Laying my head back down I began to sense vibrations in my ears. I tried to spread them, but my next memory is being awakened by an alarm. Over the last few months my dreams have become more and more vivid. I remember dreaming every day. I have always been a vivid dreamer, but now am exploring my consciousness and feel awake even when I sleep.

Posted on: 2013-08-06 by Guest

I had a dream me and my family were gathered out on our porch. My sister went to go look by our room window, because she heard something rustle over by it. When she looked, she stepped back really fast, her hands up in that surrendering position. A lady came out with... you could call it a gun, but it was NOT a gun. It... I dunno how to explain it, but whenever she pulled the trigger, a white light would show. It was pretty much like a lazer pointer or whatever, except it had a white light, not red, and it was in this crazy black thing. The woman went into our house and shut the front door gently behind her. Soon I heard sirens and the police came. Apparently our alarm was on, even though we were right there infront of the house on the front porch. There were two girls in the act. The police didn't look like police, and I couldn't tell if the girls were caught, so I looked at their hands, and there were handcuffs. I relaxed then. The two "police" were 2 people from a camp I went to. One was the director of the camp, who I thought was really funny. The other one was a counselor from the camp. Nothing special. Just a random counselor. I gave them both HUGE, LONG hugs. I just felt really thankful that they came to the rescue, but I thought it was weird why THEY were the "police". That moment, I woke up. The girls were wearing black. We had been seriously robbed in May last year. I had recently went to the camp, like, 2 weeks ago. But I had not thought of the robbery, the camp, or the color black the WHOLE DAY. Anyone got anything for what my dream was telling me?

Posted on: 2015-04-03 by Guest

I was at a beach with lots of people and the people kept swimming to this little island and I was the only one who didn't coz I could sense a whale so I called them all back so they did and then they all swam back and I called them back again and then I was in a different place screaming and shouting at my mum then it ended

Posted on: 2015-04-29 by Guest

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Posted on: 2015-06-07 by Guest

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Posted on: 2015-05-01 by Guest

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Posted on: 2012-10-26 by Guest

Every now and then I have this fucked up dream...I'm in a cemetery and it always starts with me going to this grave on the edge of a wall at a bottom of a hill. At the top of the hill there's a boarded up blue house and the very first time I had this dream somethings in that house. I run down the hill and backflip over this grave into a different section of the cemetery. This section has tiny square graves with skulls in between like a side walk. On the other side is a fence. The graves on the other side of the fence look like an old Roman city and are covered in green moss. To get out of this place you must find the giant temple at the end of the Roman section with the word "Skorpios" engraved in a giant stone banner. Inside is a house cat named Skorpios I have to defeat. The first time it was a group of cats. At the back of the temple is a door I have to kick down. Inside looks like a modern day house. The windows won't come up and there is one door in the back of the house. Open it to find a fence is blocking my way out, on the other side of the fence is what looks to be Gravestones with Chinese Lions on top of them. I am Buddhist so this part isn't that out there. There is another door to my right that must be kicked down...it appears to be the same house with the same door and same windows, both houses are empty. I open up the door and there's a big green hill with no graves. I always wake up at this point.

Posted on: 2015-05-29 by Guest

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Posted on: 2015-11-11 by Guest

Last night, I had a dream that leaves me with a strange feeling in my chest every time I think about it. From what I can remember, I was walking through the city (don't remember if it was daytime or nighttime), with a guy friend (who oddly looked like Vinny from Vinesauce for some reason) and a girl friend whose face I can't remember. I remember first going into an internet cafe and lingering a bit there, before we went outside and walked around the city for a bit. Then, we were in front of a building which had "Classical Yoga" written onto it in cursive. We entered, and saw people dressed in Baroque clothes (some of the women even wore those long, large wigs), and were doing yoga while Bach's 9th symphony played in the background. It was literally Classical Yoga. We were suddenly in a Baroque-looking hall with many people who looked like they were straight out of the 17th century. Then we were in front of the internet caffe. The girl hugged me first, but I don't remember hugging back. Then (I remember this very clearly for some reason), the guy who looked like Vinny smiled and we hugged. That's when the dream ended. I'm usually not surprised by what I dream about, but the guy friend's similarity to Vinny from Vinesauce confuses me. When I think about it even now, I get an odd feeling in my chest. IMD

Posted on: 2014-12-24 by Guest

Last night I went on a ski-trip with my family IMD. On the mountain there were four courses to choose from, and I chose the one my boyfriend went on. It was dark and scary... but I thought I'd at least be with my boyfriend. He was out of sight before I even got over the first hill. The trees seemed to stare at me and mock me as I tried to find the right path. It was so dark. Eventually I found my way to the end of the course, but there was a huge line, and instead of skiing, everyone was just slowly walking towards the end of the course. I found my boyfriend and waved him over--he was waiting in the line. He came over and looked so mad. He wanted to stay in line and finish the course instead of just giving up like I wanted to do. He went back in line and slowly shuffled towards the end, so I went to the bathroom to wait. Suddenly I heard angry voices outside the bathroom. They seemed like they were all directing their anger towards me. I zipped up and went back out to the cafe/waiting area and the cook and cafe manager looked so mad. Everything was silent until my sister shouted for me to get to the car. She looked really scared. Everyone else was already in the car across the parking lot outside. I bolted for the door, but I realized I was carrying a baby now. She was adorable. I had forgotten that my boyfriend and I had just adopted a baby until just then. I looked back at the cook and manager and they were even more mad. They charged at me so I ran to the car. The side mirror was so big so I had to jump over it. The manager caught my shirt as I handed the baby through the window to my boyfriend. I had no choice but to run around the car to the other side. I slammed the car door behind me as the cook ran towards the car. I tried to roll the window up, but it was too slow. I couldn't get it up! He threw his ax at me and I closed my eyes as I rolled the window up. I opened my eyes and it was closed... So why did the cook look so pleased? There was no ax on the ground outside. He wasn't holding it either. We pulled out of the parking lot quickly and I looked over to my boyfriend and our daughter. Our daughter... Our daughter! The ax hit her in the head! She was dying and it was my fault! I grabbed her and held her close. Why didn't anyone notice that the ax got her?! I screamed and cried for her to stay alive. I wasn't ready to lose her. And that's when I woke up in my boyfriend's arms. I was sobbing so loud in my sleep that I woke my boyfriend up. He comforted me the whole time until I fell back asleep.

Posted on: 2015-08-13 by Guest

I had a dream that it was legal to have anal sex while walking anywhere in public.

Posted on: 2015-04-26 by Guest

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Posted on: 2014-09-27 by Guest

I had a dream that friend who died in real life faked her death in my dream. She was in jail and said she wanted a clean get away from other negative influences but she married a significantly older man. When I went to visit her I had to stay at his house and he had tamed two lions.I saw them devour an antelope and rip it to shreds. Then they came to play with me as if they were big dogs. I let them lion hug me and I felt their luxurious fur between my fingers. Please tell me what this means. At least the lion part.

Posted on: 2014-02-18 by Guest

I was watching a Chinese (Mandarin) music video on 1 of my DVDs and at the end of the video the camera zoomed in on an infant boy's private parts and showed the baby giving birth to another baby and when I saw it I screamed "MOM LOOK AT THE TV!!!!" And when she saw it she said "That happens all the time!!!" Dreamt on 2-18-14 -ilovehorseyrides

Posted on: 2015-04-29 by Guest

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Posted on: 2015-04-30 by Guest

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