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So usually when I have nightmares, they include spiders. Spider killing, spider biting, arachnid-like people and so on. I do not fear spiders in real life. This time it was different. This time it was scary and it worries me as I have some conflicts in real life. At first I dreamt of some magical world combined from League of Legends, Predator (I have no idea why), and something else which I cannot remember. After that I was in an elevator. Going down in my apartment block to the basement (we have sections with doors and each "room" is owned by different people). Usually right in front of the elevator door is a gate to one of the sections of the basement which was open. A **black dog** was there. It was the most horrific thing I have seen all my life. It was like I was seeing my fear from a sleep paralysis in my dream. It came running towards me and I started screaming, but didn't move. (Note that the dog DIDN'T bark) As I was screaming the dog was an inch away from biting me and it ran back and I noticed **a masked man** on my left who got scared I think from my screaming as he went further into the basement.. So our basement is something like a maze. I went to investigate and I after a few steps I saw **men with white masks** walking and acting weirdly. Dressed as if they were homeless. I asked who are they and what they were doing here. No answer. From there the dreams get's kind of blurry but I remember being chased, me running back to the elevator and I woke up. I'm not quite sure but I think I got an axe to the head. Through the whole event my feeling of fear was unreal. I don't think I want to feel that thing ever again. What could this mean? I saw some black dog meanings but nothing about masked men. I just wanted to share because this was quite the dream.



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Posted on: 2012-11-12 by Guest

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Posted on: 2015-11-03 by LA143

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Posted on: 2016-02-20 by thepenguin

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Last night . I passed out and had convulsions . Luckily there was a nurse where I was at. She said my heart had stop beating she couldn't feel a pulse . During this time I had a dream. The view was through my own eyes(19) but I was chasing a younger me (5yrs old) through a wheat feild . The younger me was running with ease looking back and laughing holding her hand out to me but just kept running . The older me (from point of view of my own eyes way using my hands to cut the wheat grass out of my way so I could catch up. I got pretty close but right before I could grab the younger me hand I woke up to being slapped in the face so that I could come back to life . I couldn't recieve for because my mouth was clenched shut . What was this dream? Was this heaven? Please give me some sort of closure about it.

Posted on: 2014-10-15 by Guest

The dream I had it was black when my father who is deceased came out of the black and grabbed my shoulders he was black and grey in cloror and yelled out my name when I woke up the next morning my shoulders were soar where he grabbed me Im not sure what that meant and I have never had anything like that happen to me kind of freaked me out

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I had a dream my step father's aunt was trying to frame me for being a neo nazi. She got me a pink bedazzled sports bra that said 'Hitler did nothing wrong' and a shirt from Henry Ford museum with vintage cartoons on it that said the same thing. Then she proceeds to plant them in places where my parents can find them and get mad at me. Then I go to get a manicure and it turns out she works at the place so she puts nazi symbols on my nails against my will. Weird ass shit!

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