Posted on: 2017-08-14 by LinkInAFedora

A beautiful woman knocked my door, she was selling a magazine which sold geeky stuff, in which she was wearing one herself, which was a Gambit Shirt, I said to her, I think I love you and asked for her name, she said Casoline.

Posted on: 2015-04-29 by Guest

I'm interested in this position



Posted on: 2015-05-01 by Guest

Have you got any ?

Posted on: 2015-04-30 by Guest

I'm sorry, he's



Posted on: 2015-11-09 by Guest

I dreamt that there was a party and I saw a strange man and I followed him into what seemed like a dark place. Then I remember him trying to smother me with a pillow and I remember that I tilt my head to the side to breath but for some reason I still died. I came back as a ghost and the police caught the guy and as I was watching I saw my mom and I was given one chance to see my mom. I came back to fisulized form and she saw me and we both hugged each other and I told her that I was killed and we just bothed cried and I told her I loved her and this was the only time she got to see me again. Then a few days later she opened a salon and I remember watching her as I sat on the couch and someone sat next to me at first I thought that maybe I didn't die. Maybe she'll talk to me but I was still a ghost and everyone was having fun and I just stayed. I think I was my moms spirit guide. Or someone to protect her

Posted on: 2015-06-09 by Guest

Looking for a job

Posted on: 2015-04-30 by Guest

I'd like to cancel a cheque



Posted on: 2015-06-07 by Guest

Why did you come to ?

Posted on: 2015-04-29 by Guest

I'm sorry, I didn't catch your name

Posted on: 2015-04-27 by Guest

I want to make a withdrawal

Posted on: 2015-04-27 by Guest

Languages

Posted on: 2015-04-29 by Guest

Thanks funny site

Posted on: 2015-04-29 by Guest

We need someone with experience

Posted on: 2015-04-28 by Guest

I was made redundant two months ago

Posted on: 2011-05-06 by Trixie

Last night I dreamt i was walking on a green field and an alien shipcraft came over me. It took me inside through a tunnel of light. Inside there was Jesus in command center. He wasn't very happy and said i was doing a lousy job on hearth. Then he sent me to wash my clothes on the well standing at his right. Instead i jumped into the well, clothes included. I woke up feeling clean. IMD

Posted on: 2015-06-07 by Guest

Sorry, you must have the wrong number

Posted on: 2015-04-27 by Guest

I'd like to tell you about a change of address

Posted on: 2018-01-01 by ashervargas

Last night I had a dream about a mall, one I had never seen before. It was strange IMD

Posted on: 2014-01-29 by 9spaceking

Last Night I enter Way Side School, sensing the elevator too cold and taking the stairs instead, attempting to find the 19th floor. But at the 16th floor, There is a huge party, and I attempt to ask my teacher, Mr. Norman about what a nonsensical word means. he keeps on repeating it and I wake up, repeating the nonsensical word. IMD

Posted on: 2014-12-24 by Guest

Last night I went on a ski-trip with my family IMD. On the mountain there were four courses to choose from, and I chose the one my boyfriend went on. It was dark and scary... but I thought I'd at least be with my boyfriend. He was out of sight before I even got over the first hill. The trees seemed to stare at me and mock me as I tried to find the right path. It was so dark. Eventually I found my way to the end of the course, but there was a huge line, and instead of skiing, everyone was just slowly walking towards the end of the course. I found my boyfriend and waved him over--he was waiting in the line. He came over and looked so mad. He wanted to stay in line and finish the course instead of just giving up like I wanted to do. He went back in line and slowly shuffled towards the end, so I went to the bathroom to wait. Suddenly I heard angry voices outside the bathroom. They seemed like they were all directing their anger towards me. I zipped up and went back out to the cafe/waiting area and the cook and cafe manager looked so mad. Everything was silent until my sister shouted for me to get to the car. She looked really scared. Everyone else was already in the car across the parking lot outside. I bolted for the door, but I realized I was carrying a baby now. She was adorable. I had forgotten that my boyfriend and I had just adopted a baby until just then. I looked back at the cook and manager and they were even more mad. They charged at me so I ran to the car. The side mirror was so big so I had to jump over it. The manager caught my shirt as I handed the baby through the window to my boyfriend. I had no choice but to run around the car to the other side. I slammed the car door behind me as the cook ran towards the car. I tried to roll the window up, but it was too slow. I couldn't get it up! He threw his ax at me and I closed my eyes as I rolled the window up. I opened my eyes and it was closed... So why did the cook look so pleased? There was no ax on the ground outside. He wasn't holding it either. We pulled out of the parking lot quickly and I looked over to my boyfriend and our daughter. Our daughter... Our daughter! The ax hit her in the head! She was dying and it was my fault! I grabbed her and held her close. Why didn't anyone notice that the ax got her?! I screamed and cried for her to stay alive. I wasn't ready to lose her. And that's when I woke up in my boyfriend's arms. I was sobbing so loud in my sleep that I woke my boyfriend up. He comforted me the whole time until I fell back asleep.

Posted on: 2017-09-13 by Guest

I had a dream that my girlfriend was eating nonstop to immobile

Posted on: 2015-05-01 by Guest

To start me and my boyfriend have been on and off for 5 years and we have a perfect 3 year old boy that we both adore we are young parents 19&20. I always had the worst trust issues cause my past with him years ago and with my ex I was cheated on. so I had this dream first I planned to go to dinner with my family until this got in the way so I never made it to dinner. I felt like something was off he acted like nothing was but I felt he didn't really care if he was with me or not. like how I been feeling for a couple weeks. so on my laptop his messages were coming up and I saw he was talking to other girls. I didn't get to read the messages tho cause he got a notification that I logged in and came rushing over and exited out of the messages. so I was so mad I just remember hitting him for so long. I said we are done and he didn't even care he just said "alright" then I cried more cause I didn't understand how he could let me hurt like this and not care. I walked out in the Kitchen and my mom said she jus had a feeling he was cheating. which I swear this women can feel everything and she's right lol. and then when he left my old close friend was with me saying she was talking to someone new and it was some random guy we knew and we where in is front yard and I looked over and just saw some pine trees and a fancy little airplane come out of the pine trees then go back in. then she explained how he took her on a airplane ride. I always have wild vivd dreams and it be nice to have my dream interpreted rather than googling others every morning lol.

Posted on: 2015-04-27 by Guest

Accountant supermarket manager

Posted on: 2015-06-08 by Guest

Whereabouts in are you from?

Posted on: 2015-04-29 by Guest

What's the last date I can post this to to arrive in time for Christmas?