Posted on: 2013-06-13 by Guest

I jad a dream thay i fell on love with bruce lee except he was emo ... he had the side bangs like emo guys but his hair was neon orange ..... anyways apperrantly there was a war going on and we fell i love and then we kissed but he said "ur lips are damaged" so then the next day(not a dream) i was in a bakery then i went on a walk around in the city with my gurlies and i told them about the dream and i saw him walking down the street and we looked at eachother and we both reckognized each other (we never met before) so then we kissed and now he is my boyfriend!

Posted on: 2015-04-29 by Guest

A jiffy bag



Posted on: 2015-04-30 by Guest

I'm unemployed

Posted on: 2015-04-28 by Guest

How would you like the money?



Posted on: 2011-11-16 by BeautifulDead

Last night I had a really weird but somehow scary at the same time, dream. So I was walking through woods, well I was basically lost. I could see where I was going because of the moon but everywhere I seemed to go I always ended up in the same place. I remember being really scared and alone. But at the same time I was running away from something. Then about half way through the dream I found myself entering a clearing and in the middle of the clearing was my bf smiling at me his arms outstretched. I threw myself into his grip. Crying. But then when I looked up instead of my bf, some other guy I never seen was hugging me. Now I knew for a fact in the dream that he was an angel but I remember being really scared. as if staring into eyes of death. Then when I tried Pulling away he wouldn't let me. That's where the dream ended with darkness. The dream felt so real. I knew what I was doing all the time. But the feelings I felt were so strong I woke up scared. Please help me figure out what this dream mean ?!

Posted on: 2015-05-01 by Guest

I stay at home and look after the children

Posted on: 2012-03-07 by Guest

night I fell asleep then I woke up and I



Posted on: 2015-04-28 by Guest

What sort of music do you listen to?

Posted on: 2015-04-26 by Guest

Pleased to meet you

Posted on: 2015-04-28 by Guest

How much is a Second Class stamp?

Posted on: 2015-04-08 by Guest

(This is probably one of the hardest dreams I ever had and I cried at some point while writing this) I was in a hotel, quite luxurious. I was myself, but I had some kind of a job - passing judgments on people: live or die. I was in some kind of a vacation with other people around my age (18) and we had constant meetings with each other in the lobby for fun. Once, there was a girl named Shelly that for some reason I can't recall I had to pass judgment on her and she was punished by death. I tried to convince myself that I didn't really like her anyway, she was unkind very often and she seemed to always look down on me, but though it's true, generally speaking she was not anything that isn't normal. Though I had the option not to tell her the judgment's result, I felt like I had to tell her and that is what I did. I told her that she was judged to die, and she had a week left to live until I kill her by taking her soul away with some special knife meant for it (It does cause bleeding like a normal knife though) and dropping her all the way to the bottom floor through a big gap between the staircases from a hall in one of the higher floors of the hotel. As expected, she was angry. She nodded her head saying "I get it" and went to her room without saying anything else. If until then Shelly and I had some kind of a love-hate relationship, then during the week after I informed her about the judgment it went almost entirely to the hate part of the scale. Shelly was always saying things that are meant to tease me or insult me, she never smiled towards me unless she was laughing at me, and she stared at me unhappily very often. It didn't affect my contact with the most of other people who came with us but Shelly's close friends were mad at me as well, and they behaved much more harshly than Shelly herself. I felt worse and worse with it as time went by, and you will soon know why. Eventually the week has passed (quite quickly, I have to say) and the day has come; I had to execute Shelly exactly in 18:00. Surprisingly, Shelly asked to talk with me about two hours before then, and she told me: "I thought about it with myself and if that's what fate has decided then I am fine with it". And I had no idea how to respond. The hour was 17:55 and Shelly was already lying where I had to kill her and I was over her, getting things ready. We were talking to each other a bit but not too much (The things we said are irrelevant). In 17:58 Shelly called my name and asked me: "Before I die, can you please let me die when I feel comfort and peaceful?". I answered yes, and I brought a roll-shaped pillow from her room, I placed it under her head while she seemed to be more relaxed. I started crying, she smiled at me for the first time in a while without it being out of cruelty and had some tears as well, and I tried to smile back with no success. The time almost came and I have raised the knife in the air. She closed her eyes. The time went to six, and I struck my knife down... to the floor to her left. I stopped crying. She opened her eyes, confused, and then I suddenly went down to her and hugged her *really* strong, I told her "I can't do this", she asked me why, and then I took a breath and said "Shelly, that's because I love you". We kissed and then I helped her getting up and walked her to her room hugging her with my right arm.

Posted on: 2015-04-27 by Guest

Gloomy tales

Posted on: 2015-04-27 by Guest

Could I ask who's calling?

Posted on: 2015-04-28 by Guest

A law firm

Posted on: 2015-04-26 by Guest

What do you want to do when you've finished?

Posted on: 2013-12-03 by Chris296

Had this dream i was on holidays with my mother and i remember playing on a really nice beach in some sunny country and im playing in the sand i find this bright blue rock in the sand and i remmber thinkin it looked really bizzare it was Turqoise gemstone i put it into my pocket and brought it home and didnt think anything of it i remember putting it under my pillow in my dream and then wen i went to sleep i dreamt while dreaming that i was in egypt in a temple with those guys with the dog heads standing arround me and i rember being freaked the fuck out and they said to me that theres nothing to be afraid of we want to show you something and they knew my name i didnt really know what was happening they brought me deep underground into one of them tombs but this place was huge i got down there and there was this huge fuckin gate with hieroglyphics written all arround it and it was like a big circle and one of these dog headed dudes took my hand and brought me through it ,i cant really explain what i seen inside it was more like a huge amount of thoughts all at once and then being on kind of a different planet but they had pyramids too and it was more red then i woke up was freaked out

Posted on: 2015-04-27 by Guest

Do you know what extension he's on?

Posted on: 2016-01-19 by Guest

It’s early dawn. The sun slightly peeking over a country ridgeline in the distance. The sky is black with no stars. in the car I begin talking to my mother about what is going to happen today. “I’ve never even heard of this, but it sounds like sooo much fun!” I say as I’m literally bouncing up and down in the passenger seat. “I can see that.” She giggles. I look out the windows to the fields and barns and forests that we past. Why does this all look so familiar? I pondered that thought as we drove down the road in my mom’s old red truck. I roll down the window and stick my hand out to feel the wind and do the wave as I called it. My mom pulls me out of my clouds. “We’re almost there.” She says as we take a turn. I look to the driver side and I begin to see several cars parked in the front of a meadow and some of the other kids at my school huddled together in groups heading towards what looked like bleachers. “Hmmmmmm… no place to park though. I’ll just drop you off here and you can walk on over.” My mom proceeds to turn into the Walgreens parking lot across the road. “This is gonna be awesome!” I shout excitedly. As my mom parks the car facing the meadow a car in front of us passes by with familiar faces. One face stood out the most though: my ex boyfriend’s. “Hey look its Tyler, Zach, and Havi!” I said as I watched them turn into the meadow area. “Which Tyler? The one that dumped you? Aren’t you over him?” asked my mom seriously, taking my excitedness as for seeing him. “Of course I am.” I said indignantly, “I can’t be excited to see my friends?” I got out of the car as she said bye and said she loved me, and headed towards the meadow a little happy and nervous. As I enter the meadow I pass by the rows of cars and people starting to arrive. I seem to recognize some of them but everyone is shadowed. I spotted where everyone was heading and went towards the bleachers. I walked by the first set of bleachers and looked for anyone I recognized,. I saw no one I knew or recognized but Tyler, who was sitting amongst his friends and a few girls smiling and laughing the way he does. I took a quick glimpse and walked speedily toward an spot in the bleachers. I hope he didn’t see me. what if h did and just ignored me? pfft what do care. After I said that I perked up a bit. I began to look around. Everyone was sitting and talking to one another. Iin front of the bleachers was a low building that seemed to come up from the ground like the one the imperials had on Endor. I wonder whats in there? I asked myself when suddenly I heard my name. I looked around to see my friend Alex walking towards me. “Alex! Hows it going buddy? Been a while.” I said, patting down at the seat next to me. “I know right. I’ve been good. I wonder what we’re doing here?” she said. “I know right. I was just thinking the sa-“ I began to say but I was cut off by someone moving around behind me and its Tyler making his way to sit next to me on my left. Darn he did see me! “Hey Shelby.” He said cooly, plopping himself down next to me. “Hey Ty.” I said almost heatedly but mostly friendly. He was wearing a grey and black plaid shirt like he usually wears with khakis. His hair was still as floppy as ever, long hands and all other features were the same. But his eyes seemed to hold no definitive color. He smiled sweetly and shyly as he looked at me. the same way he used to look at me over skype when we were together. the same look of love and care set into his eyes. “Listen I was wondering…” he began slowly. taking a deep breath he continued, “Well I was wondering if you were still mad at me for what I did? I never meant to hurt you.” I looked at him with pity and awe. “Well I mean im not that mad at you. Actually I really wasn’t.” I answered bashfully. I was about to ask him something when all of a sudden he leaned quickly towards me. He began to place light feathery kisses as if he knew exactly where I would be ticklish. I giggled uncontrollably as I closed my eyes. I could feel my lips spreading into the old childish smile I used to always carry. “Okay, okay, I love you.” I said and everything went black as I woke up.

Posted on: 2015-05-01 by Guest

Your account's overdrawn

Posted on: 2015-04-26 by Guest

I hate shopping

Posted on: 2015-05-25 by Guest

I'm self-employed

Posted on: 2015-04-26 by Guest

Where do you live?

Posted on: 2015-04-26 by Guest

Will I get paid for overtime?

Posted on: 2015-01-08 by Guest

Last night my dream is all about my love who i didn't know if she loves me too IMD

Posted on: 2015-04-29 by Guest

Recorded Delivery