Posted on: 2015-05-27 by Guest

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Posted on: 2015-04-27 by Guest

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Posted on: 2015-06-08 by Guest

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Posted on: 2014-03-27 by tootyboo

I had a dream that my nose (only one nostril) was really clogged up, so I started picking at it and removing all the boogers inside it till I got to the back of my nose where I pulled out a long strand of it, but I also pulled out a bone from my nose. It was shaped sort of like a hip bone (only tiny nose shaped), or a wish bone. Apparently this bone used to be attached to the rest of my nose by a thin strip of bone. In the dream I thought that I could simply just fit it back into my nose, but every time I tried it would just fall out obviously because there was nothing attached. Also as a side note, every time I tried to put it back in, I had trouble figuring out which way the bone went and I had to turn it every which way to figure it out. I think I woke up or stopped dreaming so the dream didn't have a solution.



Posted on: 2011-11-19 by Guest

Me and a friend were at the mall and we decided to run as fast as we could. The mall was a fictional mall created in my head (I think I've dreamed in this same fictional mall before). We were running incredibly fast, some 20+ mph. For some reason I decided to hide in a jungle-gym inside the mall, and that's when I learned that in the compartment underneath me was my dog, like some kind of hidden treasure. I was then in some fictional world, with a tiny building. I went inside and ended up in another "zone." Someone's backyard, so I went inside. Then I went outside and there were many dogs nextdoor to my right. Then a dragon controlled by my dog appeared, and I tried to defend my dog from it? And somehow defeated the dragon, my dog escaping with minor burns. So I went inside, and there were two random people there. In the dream I knew them, we talked, and somehow one of them got stabbed in the eye. Then the wound healed, and we realized the room had healing powers. And so my dog's burn wounds were healed.

Posted on: 2015-04-30 by Guest

I was born in Australia but grew up in England

Posted on: 2015-08-17 by Guest

i had a dream about a devil, i was outside of our house and i was gazing at the stars and suddenly the stars changed into an angel and it was flying towards me. i was really happy but it suddenly turned into a devil and it was still flying towards me and i got so scared that i ran inside my house and when i was inside, the devil followed me and my family was possessed and they all turned mad. then my dream changed it was more terrifying, i was in front of a tunnel and it was dark and at the sides are trees and there's our table(not too long) and a boy at the side of the tunnel. he wasn't staring at me he was just looking around and actually i wasn't afraid at first and i was beginning to want to get inside the tunnel so i pushed the table in front of me and when i stepped forward the boy suddenly talked and he said "child, don't go in there" but i didn't listen as i continued to step forward i didn't feel any fear and as half of the table got in to the tunnel i felt scared as the wind blew hard and and the boy suddenly said "child, you cannot go back now" i want to go back so when i stepped backward a girl with a white dress appeared and her hair is covering all her face and she was coming near me and she took me and when i opened my eyes (still a dream) i was laying in a rock that looks like an altar and i can't move my body and i saw people surrounding me (10 or more) and they all wore a jacket that is so long that covered their whole body and its hoodie is so big that it covered their face and they were beginning to say things that i can't hear and as they say it they were beginning to come near me and i was so scared that i did this (i prayed) and when they were so near me i felt my body move and i was being pulled above and i can feel their hands trying to grab me but i was already high up and then my dream changed, i was in hell. there were lava's here and rocks there and no single light and a boy appeared and he said "child, come with me i will let you out here." and i followed him and then i woked up ( promise, this is the worst dream i have ever had and i'm too young to dream like this [i am 11 yrs. old only] i am sharing this because maybe someone knows what it means)



Posted on: 2015-05-01 by Guest

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Posted on: 2012-04-20 by SamanthaA.526

In my dream last night I was back in my old room at my in-laws house. My daughter was crying in the middle of the night so I got up and started rocking her. All of a sudden, I felt the house shake and my window began to glow. I looked between the blinds and there in the distance was a large mushroom cloud. The light blinded me, but I knew what was coming. I held my daughter close and told her that wherever we end up, I'd find her. What felt like years later I woke up on a floor in a camp and I knew for some reason, that I had to find my kid.

Posted on: 2011-10-29 by Guest

in my dream, I could see me and my bf having a baby boy. I seen the scan and could hear the heartbeat,went into labor n had a baby boy....I could see my boyfriend holding him in his heavily tattooed arms. It was a perfect moment for me...but was only a dream.

Posted on: 2015-04-27 by Guest

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Posted on: 2016-10-15 by Guest

First, recently happening in my life, I just lost my best gal friend of 30+yrs to Cancer (Kyle)Also Iam taking steps to leave a BF because he is trouble. Here is the dream - I have been dreaming about Kyle for the last few nights. They are long dreams and have many parts. Mostly good, She and I are close and having a good time. However, it one part, She and I are in a Hotel of some nature near a jungle exhibition of some kind. We are both very daring. Appearing on the bed Kyle is laying (good health) there are four snakes, two of one kind and two of another. Neither of us are frightened. one of each kind come off the bed and crawl around my ankles up to my knees. I am not that frightened but I walk out of the room and into the lobby where the snake trainers are. I stay there relaxed as the trainer l trainer tells me, but I become inpatient and I begin to pull one by the head, it bites me and falls to the ground and dies. The other in fear crawls off me. I am told the bite will not kill me. I go back to the room were Kyle is to find out the same happened to her.

Posted on: 2015-04-29 by Guest

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Posted on: 2015-04-30 by Guest

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Posted on: 2015-04-27 by Guest

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Posted on: 2013-10-02 by Guest

I was walking on the street and saw three people getting run over by the same bus for three times : once in an afternoon, once on the same evening and once in the morning while going to school. The next day, at the religion class, we had a substitute who asked me: what do you do when you see three dead people on the road and I said : i call the police. Then he said repeat after me: When i say this three times, Pazuzu takes my soul. And I stopped and so did my girlfriend. And the teacher said: you are in my command and all my colleagues started moaning and coughing blood. But the demon saw that me and my girlfriend weren't possesed so he came and said : too bad for you. And the three corpses I saw on the street torn the door apart and lashed out at me. I told my girlfriend to run and hide and I managed to get one of the corpses off me. I ran and found her and we noticed all the students were morphing into that demon's slaves. And we hid in a classroom, managed to block the door and sat there. And then all that I could see in my mind was the bus running over those guys in slow-motion and the light bulb thing announcing the current station listed the following words : the first time it said : Posess , the second time : Prepare and the third time it said PAZUZU .

Posted on: 2015-04-26 by Guest

I'm from England

Posted on: 2014-04-06 by Guest

i had a dream that i was walking outside my house and i looked up and saw military planes flying really low in the sky. the planes had nazi flags and norwegian flags and i was freaking out cause i thought they would bomb us but they just like stayed there and then adolf hitler was on tv speaking in washington dc and america turned into a nazi country idk where that dream came from

Posted on: 2014-11-17 by Guest

Last night I had a very interesting dream. I was standing in an open plain covered entirely by fog (about a foot high). It was nighttime but a white light illuminated the entire ground. Out of nowhere appeared a large iguana. The first thing I noticed were the size of the lizard and its colors which changed constantly; blue to turquoise to green. The skin of the lizard was not that of a reptile, but more of a plasma. The lizar just stared at me; it did not pose a threat, nor was it afraid of me. I went to touch the iguana / lizard and it would scurry away a few feet. I kept trying to touch it and the same thing kept happening. Eventually the lizard led me to a dark "cave-like" hole and disappeared into the darkness. I walked into the cave, unafraid, and saw a light in a distance. The scenery changed instantly... I immediately found myself in bed with a girl I've been having feelings for; however, the room we were in was unfamiliar. From there the dream turned extremely sexual. Everything was so vivid, so real, it was very intense. Both of us were naked, tons of foreplay, eventually leading up to sex. As I said, everything was extraordinarily realistic IMD.

Posted on: 2015-04-27 by Guest

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Posted on: 2015-04-27 by Guest

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Posted on: 2012-12-15 by cutietucious

Last night I dreamed that I was at school in my Spanish class. My CA teacher from seventh grade, Ms friberg, was substituting. She asked me and another girl, Blerina, to switch seats.I was groaning and she asked me if I was doing that because I didn't liked my new seat. I shook my head, no and she asked me if I was feeling sick and I nodded my head, yes. Then, she tried to send me down to the school nurse but I refused. Then, the next day, my music teacher, Ms.Destefano, asked me to sit on a bench outside of her room. I obeyed and everytime she had a class with her, she would look outside to check on me. Soon after I was at home with my mom,dad, and sister. They were all laughing when my dad said that Ms.Destefano smelled like Donkey Kong. Then, Ms. Friberg said that I was a scheemy liar, or something like that. THE END!!!IMD

Posted on: 2015-04-27 by Guest

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Posted on: 2015-04-29 by Guest

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Posted on: 2015-01-08 by djprince

I always, see myself very tall (abnormal height)in my dream at night, can someone tell me what is the meaning of such dream? I will be very happy to receive responses. Thanks and God Bless.