Posted on: 2015-05-01 by Guest

I'm not interested in football

Posted on: 2015-05-01 by Guest

Please call back later



Posted on: 2015-12-28 by Guest

I just woke up from a weird ass dream.. Here it goes - It took place in school, I was in the locker room. For some reason there were girls in their without clothing. I decided to talk to them. I didnt want to make them feel uncomfortable so I took off my cloths to. I got a boner.. Two girls then came up to me with a giant dick ice pop. They started sucking on it and asked me if I wanted to try. I kindly denied their offer but I then snuggled up with them. (Then I woke up)

Posted on: 2015-04-30 by Guest

Please wait



Posted on: 2013-06-10 by Guest

I had to type this dream due to its bizarre nature. Well, you could call it a nightmare, I suppose. ~ The dream started out with me being transferred to some university/college in Australia with a bunch of other students who I had never met. Firstly, I've never been to Australia, but I've seen pictures and I thoroughly know how the climate is there. However, Australia was perceived in my dream as being a very small island with one giant church in the center, which was supposed to be our destination. It wasn't sunny; it was more dark and cloudy than anything. Anyway, we had to walk up some stairs (which were made out of stone) to get there. I had to bracket the fact that the stairs were made out of stone since the layout was very similar to an area where I live. In my dream, Australia was basically a small grassy island with stairs that went up a hill, which then led to my supposed university... the church. This particular dream didn't allow me to control my emotions or feelings very well, which resulted in myself embracing the fact that I had traveled all this way just to see a fucking church. I didn't complain, and neither did the rest of the students. Nevertheless, as we were all walking towards the church we encountered a priest who was standing just outside, as if he was expecting us. As you would have guessed, he spoke Aussie. The only problem was that he didn't help much. He said only a few sentences, but they weren't very clear. Me and the other students were actually relying on him to say something we could understand, as if his language was gibberish. In the end, I just followed everyone else who had given up on the old priest. We then spent a long time looking for the entrance to the church. There were no signs, doors, people, not anything! We all circled the church dozens of times, looking for some way to get in. For some reason it felt as though we were late; as if time was running out. Students became stressed and some even started crying. This made me very paranoid. Suddenly, I sensed that something bad was happening on the other side of the church from where I was standing. This loud thumping could be heard in the background which only increased the tension. Every time I took a step towards the area which made my spine tingle, thumping got louder and louder. Not only that, but everybody who was investigating the noise with me had vanished. They had completely disappeared. Turning my head 360°, I came to the conclusion that I was the only one left. Thumping could still be heard as my concern grew more and more. I started to run around the church towards the thumping noise. Turning the last corner, a horrific sight had taken place beside the church's wall. I could identify within seconds what had just happened as a massive student towered over two other students who he had brutally murdered. One of them was a girl who had evidently been smashed on the head, while the other was a smaller boy who was covered in blood. I stood in my spot for what seemed like ages, just staring at the back of the gigantic student, who was also covered in blood. To my surprise I showed enough courage to yell "What the hell did you do that for?" instead of running away. Consequently, to my dismay the scary figure slowly turned around, showing his red face. He looked like he was just about to cry until he suddenly lashed out at me, pinning me to the ground and then swiftly breaking my neck. This resulted in a skeleton of a cat's head popping up, laughing at me in darkness for what felt like forever. You're immediately assuming that I woke up after that, right? Wrong. It didn't feel like I had just died. Instead, the dream just restarted back to when we were walking towards the church. The funny thing is that I could remember everything, but nobody else could. I found this out when I spotted the small boy from earlier walking next to me. I asked him "A-are you alright?" quite concernedly since I had only just witnessed him dead on the floor. Completely oblivious as to what just happened, he calmly replied "What do you mean?" which resulted in me replying a simple "never mind". We had all reached the church for the second time and as expected, the priest was waiting for us. Once again he spoke only gibberish, which ended up annoying everyone like last time. I've just realized that I've run out of characters to continue. Sorry about that, but it didn't end happily :)

Posted on: 2013-10-31 by Guest

Before I went to sleep my eyes were tearing drops of water but at that moment I think I had a choice. I had the choice to decide whether I was happy for sad to cry. Well I laughed a lot that night and fell asleep I don't know when. My school best friend said "You will get anything you wish for" and i go like "really huh?". So I wish for the latest tragedy which occurred to me to be reversed; meaning my crush UN-BLOCKED me and he wrote a "hi". Next thing I wished for was that he says "I love you" to me and that was moment when I could have never believed my eyes. He comes up to me with my bro(not real)and says something which I automatically reply to like "I don't know". My character in the dream had changed as I wasn't able to control my character anymore. No choice was left for me, I was watching this opportunity go right in front of my eyes. Then comes in me says a "Yes" to him and that was the funniest thing that could have ever happened. Although I don't want to reveal much s it would be off my dream but he and I have been fighting like nothing compared to a normal one. Well after that my dream changed into this sad story kind of dream. This girl who's mother recently died is in her school and then his father come in. She looked to me like 15 which nice long straight hair but I can't really tell you because it was like one of my anime dreams where you just can't guess. So her father was a bit bald and healthy kind of. He sat in front of her on the first seat and they both looked at each other blankly, it was like a movie to me. Then he suddenly smiles at her and they both move out to this big nice car. She was next to her dad and to my guess they were going to pick up her step mom. Then they stop in front of @80 more or something like that, it was shining in pink with a black backdrop. But when she comes out of the door; typical villain she was looking in purpler and scary undid hair with that spy suit. She sat in the seat behind. The next image I remember is when she and her daddy are sleeping and she slowly enters the room. The room is huge with two single beds and a chandelier. Well this is were it get's scary, so this witch enters and puts something inside her backbone, something like a rod. And the girl is screaming "Help me father, get up" and as he gets up, just like any "Final Destination" film i see the skeleton being ripped into two with a scissor. The girl is shouting now while the monster takes it's shape. She puts her hand inside the kid with no connection I start babbling and she looks at me like it happens in that film "conjuring" when he says "Bathseba....". I was freaked out that witch looking right at me and snap, the scene ends. Next day at school this girl is standing near a swing and this little girl comes to her. Some weird connection makes me feel they are sisters but before anything else could be predicted they both started crying and dream over.

Posted on: 2012-02-13 by Jade

Last night I was wearing some sort of work/waitress uniform. I was listening to peoples voices mournful no doubt it was exactly like the after party of a funeral. Stepped through a few doors(1 revolving door, 1 blue pivot type door, and the last 1 had an unlocked latch) heading to deliver someones order and nobody I knew was there. Everybody had light skin, Wearing suits which was odd... Even though the hallways beyond the doors were more like roads, People still managed to bump me, causing me to stumble about and panic over what might be spilled or dropped. I said excuse me to squeeze by the crowded exit and this woman gave me the most unexpresional look i`ve ever seen. It was like no soul x human occupied her body. She whimpered and then snapped at me when I repeated the two words, (whatever she said I knew it couldn't have been pleasant because even when I woke up her sharp voice rang in my head sounding like some sort of scratched record). Looking for another way through the door I ended back to the 3 unique doors as before and stepped through again. This time I was on the second floor. Peeking down I called for that woman and she glared up at me, Moving in a threatning way I bolted looking for another way to the room I needed to go. Finally I came upon it, stepped through to see an older man, 30-40 years old (hard to say) He bows to me and tells me to set the tray down somewhere and I do. He tells me to pour some sugar water into the cup from the teapot I`ve been carrying. Did as I was told and dropped the cup Not purposely but i tripped over a feathery string, I was feeling petrified because my heart was pounding, I felt the string loosen and glanced up to see him winding it up into his fingers. He was frowning until he caught my face, then he laughed. Right after that I heard somebodys voice calling me, I turn around and see my best gal drunk on the shoulders of a sober ex boyfriend. The older man I was with stepped to me taking my hand into his and kissed it. From the look on my ex's face he wasn`t pleased and the look on my gals face was shame. she hid behind him and dragged him out he took one look at me and followed her out Imd



Posted on: 2015-04-29 by Guest

I'm a housewife

Posted on: 2015-04-27 by Guest

We'd like to offer you the job

Posted on: 2014-04-09 by TreeBarkAndLadybugs

Last night I was in a classroom that had the desks outside in an overgrown parking lot. There were other students with me. One of them said he is going to buy a scorpion. Later, when I look at his desk he has a small cage on it. I go and look but all that's in it is a centipede. No scorpion. So I said, "I'm gonna sit with you, and watch you play Monopoly." Later we all decided to take a walk. We came across a stream. I noticed there were veins growing and coming out of the creek bed, next to the creek. I said, "Are those veins?", The guy answered, "Yea, those are my veins. Everyone's veins grow somewhere on the planet. Where do yours grow?" I told him I had no idea because I didn't know our veins grew out of the earth. Read more of my dreams at Treebarkandladybugs.weebly.com And share yours too IMD

Posted on: 2014-10-30 by Guest

So I had a dream about Michael Myers chasng me. I will share only the parts i remember best. But it all started at my very old childhood apratments. There were a dozen cops parked in the parking lot. This was during the evening. The cops already knew michael was hunting for me so they decide a dozen of them to come to my apartments to protect and to catch him. So they asked me to walk around the apartmemt. then right when i was getting closer to the laundry room i could see hes just standing there looking at me. So i stopped and walked backwards to warn the cops. As soon as i get closer to the cops michael pops out and kills every single cop until i was alone. SO then i took one of the cop cars and drove off not knowing later on he was in the car too. So i jumped out off the car next to a bus stop.It was night already. Across the street i dont know why i went inside a halloween store plus a haunted house together. I tried to ask people to help me and sure enough people did believe me it was him chasing me. Then all the lights turned off and strobe lights turned on and I was trying to get out since he was inside. All of a sudden the lights turned on and everyone is dead. So I Run behind a burger king fast food restaurnt to get help. Sure enough I see a good guy friend of mine with a truck. He yells at me and says " QUICK JUMP ON THE BACK!" (when i run in my dream its always slow motion sucks so much) so i run to the truck and i hop on. Then i said to drive slow because i see 4 of my cousins running also from him and hes behind them just walking. So they hop on and i told my friend to hurry and step on it. But then also the car was going slow motion and michael was catching up. Well then he did and we ran into a swamp. So i hop of and swimmed to the other side. When i get to the other side i get stabbed by him and i punched his face. Also i took his knife and stabbed him and pushed him. Then i just ran and thats where my dream ended.

Posted on: 2015-05-26 by Guest

What's the last date I can post this to to arrive in time for Christmas?

Posted on: 2015-04-29 by Guest

Insufficient funds

Posted on: 2013-10-26 by Guest

I was made redundant two months ago

Posted on: 2011-06-22 by IceUser

Last night there was this crazy storm I could not believe all of the tornadoes that I could see it was really like right out of the movie Twister, I then decided that I would do outside and try to get some video of the storm but when I went outside the house was sucked away and a new and bigger house was set down in place of my house and then I just went back inside IMD

Posted on: 2011-07-07 by Guest

Last Night, my boyfriend told me about his dream. He told me he had to rescue me, but i was being held in a highly secure place, and when he finally reached me a bomb set off due to the bomb i was safe and could escape but he was held behind, when he did catch up to me, i was shot and killed. After that he was to shot and was laying in a pool of my blood. IMD

Posted on: 2015-04-28 by Guest

Could I take your name and number, please?

Posted on: 2017-02-01 by Guest

fuck you

Posted on: 2016-02-29 by Guest

Last night I dreamnt something weird. I was somebody else. I had pale skin amd ginger hair. I believe I was a woman in her late 20s, living in Europe. I was married to a man. We were both dirt poor, we have to move from one place to another almost every time. One night, we stayed in an abandoned shelter, but my husband said it was dangerous there and we have to move right away. He said that we need to move to another city, 60 kilometers away (it was nighttime and it was snowing heavily). We were poor so the only way to travel there is to walk, which is crazy. My husband said that there is no motel or shelter on the way so if we want to rest we have to sleep on a big rock (or find a cave). After that, I woke up. It was just plain weird. Originally, I'm an Asian girl, still a teenager, unmarried, and lives in a tropical place.

Posted on: 2014-08-29 by Guest

I have had a couple dreams of giving birth - the first one I was a tribal princess from Papua New Guinea & my Chief father was going to take my baby away from me The second dream, I was giving birth in the kitchen into a white plastic bowl and the baby was a plastic doll & it was mixed with my shit and blood. I put glad wrap over it & left it in the fridge for 3 hours. Why do I dream about giving birth so many times when I've had no experience & I never think about it??? Sooo weird!

Posted on: 2017-04-16 by Guest

A Little Backstory: So no one knows i have a crush on my best friend who is a girl, and im a girl. The reason none of my friends know is because im really private. This dream is about that girl. We were in a place that resembled a nature reserve and I was just so happy. We were laughing, holding hands, we had been together for 4 years in this dream. Then suddenly she just floated away and you know how you just know things in your dream without someone telling you, well she was breaking up with me. I was so sad, no explanation, no warning, nothing. I woke up crying.

Posted on: 2015-04-27 by Guest

I'd like to transfer some money to this account

Posted on: 2016-02-20 by thepenguin

Last night I got shot and I liked it IMD I had this dream about getting shot by a girl whom I did not know. Now this dream was a little strange, because I could predict every little detail. I knew I was going to die, I know how, I knew where, and I knew that my murderer was a girl. So I went to that place where I was going to die, a one way street, dark ish, and I wanted to stop her from killing me. I hid behind a building. I heard her footsteps and wanted to make her fall but it didn't work, my plan failed, she saw me. Suddenly we were both looking in each other's faces. She pointed the gun at me. I begged her, told her not to do it, I almost cried. She dropped the gun. I felt relived and my body felt a little less tense. But suddenly she took another gun out of her pocket and shot me without any signs of hesitation. I felt the bullet entering my stomach, my body started to feel numb, my vision became blurry and I slowly fell to the ground. The shot left a great feeling in my body. A feeling of slowly slipping away. A feeling of slowly leaving eart. I was dying and I loved it.

Posted on: 2015-05-26 by Guest

Last night I dreamt I was in a world apocalypse of some sort, the sky looked like the sun was setting, very dark orange .. There were ruins of Skype scrapers everywhere and even though me and the people I was with were running from something terrifying . I felt at peace.

Posted on: 2015-04-27 by Guest

I'm not sure