Posted on: 2015-04-27 by Guest

Where's the postbox?

Posted on: 2015-10-27 by Guest

Last night i dreamed about a man who continued to scare me by phoning me and telling me i had 10 minutes to run out of the area otherwise he would torture me but i knew im not very fast at running so i gotbin my mons car and drove away, about 10 mins later i saw two boys standing in the road so i stopped the car and they saw that i was crying i told them about the situation and they agreed to help me escape so they took me back to their house and i went into the bedroom to talk privately, then they told me they both needed to go somewhere but they were gone for a while, all of a sudden the bedroom door opened slowly and i turned my head around slowly and there he was he finally caught me, i knew that the time had come, he edged towards me and i was screaming at him, just before he grabbed me i woke up but i wasnt in my bed i was standing by then window



Posted on: 2012-07-06 by Guest

fuck this

Posted on: 2013-12-01 by Guest

I had a dream I was sleeping next to my wife, got up and went to a spare bedroom where another woman waited for me. She was made of living glass. We began having intercourse, when inexplicably my wife's best friend joined in as well. Then, my wife herself joined. I'm slightly disturbed by this dream but I have had and recognize sex dreams with people you find attractive, but would not engage with, is pretty common. What fascinated me was the woman of living glass.



Posted on: 2015-04-27 by Guest

Could I have , please?

Posted on: 2015-06-09 by Guest

perfect design thanks

Posted on: 2017-04-23 by Guest

Well for some reason i was just hanging out at a park, id never been there before nor did i know what city or state i was in its as if i had lost all memory of my past. The sky was blue as can be, and few clouds in the sky. all of a sudden as i was looking up at the sky a strange cloud started to take shape at first i thought nothing of it, then it took shape in extra detail of a sabertooth tiger widening its mouth for a bite. As i watched it come down closer to the earth jaws open and bites down on the ground, as it did a huge gust of wind came hurling towards me and i could actually see the wind itself flying at extreme speeds. As the wind came it hit me like running into a solid wall i fell to the ground and layed there till the wind had passed. A different animal had shown up as a cloud, i dont remember what this one was but i saw it and hid in a slide in a playground and after that one had passed i proceeded to walk home. i went through an alley near the park and turned around to see a horses head form in the clouds i knew what was coming so i braced my self. As this one hit my body was flung into the air and my fall was cusioned by the air itself somehow i looked up and it appeared there was a kind of ghostly carriage made of clouds as wide as the alley i was in, i stayed flat on the ground hoping that the carriage would pass over me and the horses did but the carriage seemed as though it would hit me but all of a sudden the cairrage shifted as if it intentinally missed me and i was really cold and said to my self "its too cold" and i was acually saying that as i was waking up. That was pretty much the whole dream it was far more intense than it sounds. i just want to know what it could possibly mean or if it has any reflection of myself or what is to come. Thanks for reading.



Posted on: 2014-08-23 by Guest

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Posted on: 2015-04-29 by Guest

How do you do?

Posted on: 2015-04-28 by Guest

Whereabouts are you from?

Posted on: 2014-02-14 by Guest

Dream started out in a old creeky house, it was about midnight and this ghost kept trying to talk to me felt like I knew who it was and I HAD to find it .. Not figuring out where it was it started to hurt me, as I walked to the attic trying to find where it's at I got punched in the arm I guess for being to slow.. As I was walking really slow looking at everything. It was pitch black and I have only my eyes with the slight sight, there was boxes and different junk, when it wasn't up there I walked threw the living room and kitchen the ghost I guess got pissed and threw me hard into the wall about 3 times.. I continued to try to find him not on the mid level, I head towards the basement.. Down the dark stairs I see a old lady walking towards the darker part.. As I got next to her the ghost hit her and her bone in her chest snapped and I tried to catch her and her bones broke.. She was dead.. I kept walking and seen a cat.. Black cat.. It was on a box just staring at me when I walked up I herd something talk.. I asked some questions and the cat would be forcefully nod yes or no, over time I guess the ghostly figure connected to me and started talking.. I remember talking to him for what felt like hours in my dream..somehow I asked who else it knew, why it was talking to me.. And it said I don't want to know it will scare me.. Or I won't be able to handle the truth.. Continuing to talk I can't really recall what it said but it was dark for hours and I was sitting In the middle of a black basement with no fear... And it faded off and stopped talking looking around and then I woke up feeling extremely tired.. But could not sleep for 4 hours..

Posted on: 2015-04-29 by Guest

Who do you work for?

Posted on: 2015-04-29 by Guest

perfect design thanks

Posted on: 2015-04-29 by Guest

I'm not sure

Posted on: 2015-04-26 by Guest

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Posted on: 2016-03-22 by Pseunition

Last night, well technically this night that just passed, I had a strange dream of me travelling over the ocean via an octopus-shaped boat. I just remember this huge ocean with constant waves hitting us, and a furry jacket that covered the boat, but the ride only took 5 minutes before reaching an island with a huge tower. I had to live with a family up in the tower, with a mom that demanded extremely short hair, and a dad that constantly requested all of us to hike this extremely dangerous, steep, sharp, and annoying ass mountain. I remember vividly as the tower suddenly exploded, and my older brother flew away. I was very protective over my little brother, and refused to let him fall off the island. He immediately thrusted off of the island due to the velocity of the sudden tower movement, and as soon as that happened, I jumped off to grab him. I remember us flying around the tower, but the reason that happened was because I was "swimming" in the air. I was using that swimming motion with my hands to get to a point where we could rest in mid-air, and kept telling him it was going to be okay. I also repeated phrases which for some reason helped me get to my destination. When I got there, me and my little brother immediately froze in one position, and somehow I knew why. It was the end point of an ice cream cone I was holding onto, so I broke it off the brick in mid-air and bam, I could safely land on the snow below me. When I landed correctly, I saw a dark cave with my older brother lying there as if he were dead. I tried to help him, but I immediately woke up. All of my dreams happen like this: If something good happens, I wake up. It's impossible for me to just have one enjoyable dream. I once had a dream of a girl letting me squish her boobs (I was like 5) because it felt like jelly, but then I started eating it and she screamed in terror. I obviously thought it was jelly, so I wondered in curiosity why the FUCK she was behaving like that. I wonder if my dreams are normal.

Posted on: 2016-09-09 by Guest

Back in the 10th of February, I had a dream that I saw a movie character dancing in the middle of a mansion. That character was the bandit Tuco Ramirez. Now, last night, I saw him again in a dream. Only he was caught up in a conflict and by some chance had ended up on a Penny Farthing bicycle and was frantically trying to escape from the scuffle on it. He looked surprised that he was able to actually ride it.

Posted on: 2015-04-27 by Guest

I'm doing a masters in law

Posted on: 2014-01-11 by Guest

Thanks funny site

Posted on: 2011-05-11 by Papiyo28

Last night i had a weired dream, now before i start, let me tell you that i'm 40 and married and a very good sex life, and it's only been 2 days since our last love making. But in my dream i was in a hospital and all the nurses where in there twenties and hot, i was there for my heart and part of the test was how much my heart could endure, so one after the other while i was hocked up on a monitor, the nurses would come in and have sex with me until we both satisfied, i must of had sex with at least 10 of them but the last one was realy the one that was the best, we started slow, but she got very ( don't know how explisit i can be here so i'll try to clean it up) excited and grabed my head and puched it down her body and held me by my hair so i could pleaser her with my mouth, and it was wonderfull, got her to climax multiple times and i just couldn't take anymore before cuming myself so i asked her where she wanted and she said my friend will take care of that, you stay there and continue i want more, and there was her friend that took me in her mouth and made me explode and i though it would never end, it was like multiples and i keeped on cuming and she just keeped on keeping me clean, then back to the one i'm eathing, she gets this big climax and made me stop because she couldn't handle it anymore, she was too sensetive now, but wanted me to get on top of her, but just when i was going to she fliped me over and sat on me and bucked like she was on a horse and we both came again, that's when more of them came in the door all naked and said well i guest your heart is stronger then we predicted so now we are going to kick it up a notch, and i was having sex with more then i could count on a big and i mean big bed, i had one hand on one, the other on another, girls sitting on my legs and rubbing themself on me, one on top still riding me, one sitting on my face, it was a dream like i've never had before, then POOF, i was in a train, and was talking to the girl sitting next to me, just beeing friendly when whe leaned over and said into my ears, give me your hand, so i did, and she put it up her dress and said, see how wet you make me, i want you, i need you come in my room, she had a room in the train, so once there i seen the bed just next to the window, so i was pulling down the blinds and she said, oh no i want everyone to see i'm doing you, so we are both naked now and at it in front of that big train window and even stoped at stations we just keeped on going even if everyone was looking then she said, let me get on all 4s and take me from behind,when i was putting it in she said no she wanted me to realy go in her butt, so i did until i exploided inside her, we took a shower and had sex inside the shower as well, came out and sat on the bed and kissed a little then she said you should get back to your seat before your wife noticed that you've been gone too long, that's when i realized that i was married and that i had just cheated on her and felt like pucking, i would never do something like that, as i walked back to my seat i see my wife smiling at me and i can't look at her in the eyes after what i've just done, i sat down and she said, that was fast, happy birthday honny, i just don't want you to ever get tired of me and wanted to just get you that treat for your birthday, that's when i told her that i never want a gift like that because it makes me feel bad after it's done, so she was soo happy to hear me say that, that she lifted her dress and sat on me like she was just sitting on me for fun so no one would know what was realy happening and we did it nice and slow and smilled at each other thinking no one knows what we are realy doing and it's exciting i was just going to cume when my cat made my cup of water fall to the floor and woke me up, i noticed i was hard from my dream, and noticed also that i had came all over myself, i was a mess, took a shower and came back to bed but couldn't sleep anymore, snogled up to my wife and she woke up and kissed me and told me she loved me and we fell back asleep holding each other, woke up hard again this morning, my wife was the first to notice and told me " if i wasn't late for my meeting i would take care of you now but we are going to have to wait until i get back, now i'm going to have to work all day thinking of what's to come tonight. it's going to be a long day. can't wait for tonight. gee wet dreams at 40, who knew it could still happen like that. IMD

Posted on: 2015-04-27 by Guest

Will I get travelling expenses?

Posted on: 2015-04-30 by Guest

I've been made redundant

Posted on: 2015-05-01 by Guest

Gloomy tales

Posted on: 2015-04-27 by Guest

Very funny pictures

Posted on: 2015-01-05 by Guest

I had a dream that these strange mutant animals came to our world and were attacking people. We had to put these red anti-mutant animal things around our homes, streets, sidewalks, even ourselves, to prevent us from being attacked. I was taking a walk around the graveyard and entered an unprotected area. A mutant wolf instantly bounded up to me, attacking me. At first I screamed and struggled, but then I started rubbing his fur and saying what a great and sweet wolf he was. He became tame. Then all the other mutant animals became tame as well. Everyone started loving them except for a few people that kept killing and hunting them. I reported them to the police and then they were arrested. Weird dream o-o