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Posted on: 2011-12-23 by Guest

I had a weird nightmare last night ......... it goes like this : I was sitting on a couch thing next to this boy i used to hate from my primary school (i didn't like him cause i found him really rude and mean - his name was josh). (also the dream was meant to be set now, so we were both 13) Around us were other kids, watching the movie like we were. Im not really sure where we were. We (me and josh) were sitting like a metre away from the tv and it was playing some random movie. Even though we were blocking the view from the tv from the ppl behind us, they didn't seem to mind. Me and josh were about a metre away from each other I was trying to concentrate on the movie but josh was staring at me. I ignored him. Suddenly, he got his hand and he shoved his hand down the top of my shirt at the front and starting "touching" my breasts. Me, since i hated him and i found it extremely creepy i slapped him hard on the face. He stopped. I moved over, away from him. I think i remember "hearing" wolf whistles from the guys. In the dream i looked a lot prettier too. Then i began concentrating on the movie, again. He then did the thing where he suddenly came and shoved his hand down my shirt and "touched" again. I slapped him on the face again, and then i woke up. I checked the time on my iPod and it read 4:50am. God dreams r weird.....

Posted on: 2015-06-09 by Guest

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Posted on: 2016-12-22 by Guest

I have been saved by the same man twice in different dreams, I recognised him straightaway, we spoke he said it was his job.



Posted on: 2015-07-15 by Guest

last night i had a dream about a tall korean boy i met at my school. i had a dream about him before so this was just a continuation of it. i thought i wasnt good enough to ever be his friend but he and his friend approached me. he started taking my things in a flirty mean and ran away and i chased after him. we spent all the time together and people looked at us with jealousy, and soon enough his friend (a girl) was third wheeled. and i felt bad cause she was pretty nice. (she actually represents a girl from middle school named sydney) we had lunch together and we did everything. we went to parks. we skateboarded. he always flirted with me and i loved it. one day he even kissed me. he loved to cuddle me and he kept me as his little girl kind of. it was amazing. we went through so much i wish i remembered more clearly (still trying). until one day we had to go to some kind of camp, and some troops came and he looked at me and became a psycho. he was a monster on the inside. some black swat troops came to get him and he was running. we ran through a maze which was kind of like the dust 2 map from csgo except with a dark roof. i chased him because i loved him and hoped the real him was inside, he ran away from me. the swat troops was chasing after me too. at one point the swat and i ran into each other so he pulled out a walkie talkie, called someone, and was trying to shoot me. i ran away in time. after that, i was starting to get scared of the dream so i "woke up". i thought i was awake but i was still dreaming. i took myself to some type of control room with some military sergeant and another guy who i dont remember. it was the dream control room. they tried to fix it but told me it is too complicated and theyre not gonna do anything about how bad the situation is. after that, i just kept imagining the moment we kissed. i was on top of him on the floor and we were on a skateboard. his face was long, his skin was light, he had dark but full lips, and he had light brown/pink hair. he basically looked like light yagami from death note but the kpop band version imd.

Posted on: 2015-04-28 by Guest

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Posted on: 2015-04-28 by Guest

Until August

Posted on: 2015-04-27 by Guest

I don't know what I want to do after university

Posted on: 2014-02-01 by Etyyy

I had a dream two days ago,it was a sunny day,and one woman with curly blond hair and blue eyes followed me everywhere i gone in my dream,she was very friendly with me,like a best friend,i gone to a place where was many people around in the street,she followed me,we stop in the street,then one woman look at her very nasty and gives nasty voices towards her,(towards this blonde girl,who followed me)then i go away from that place,then she followes me again,night came up and i still walk with her, then i seen a big house,made from glass,had two or three stairs and i look up and one woman was hanging from the top of this glasshouse.Then i walk away i felt someone watching me all the time,i walk away like i seen nothing,she still followed me,then we end in one park,it was empty like a cemetery ,no one was there,not even in the near,just this girl and me.it was very dark.We end in the middle of this park where a lot of bush is next to each other made impossible to continue walk.Then the sky became very foggy.We talked about something and we want to continue walking but i was afraid and then i remember we seen something in that bush place and want to pick it up.I told her i scared to go into that full of bush place,but we both seen some kind of object there we was curious about it,then she gone alone into that bush she still talk to me she says she got it(that object we saw),then she laugh to me nicely she got it,and then 5 seconds and i cant see her ,i cant hear her,i wait her to come back,but nothing she is not coming i start to feel sad i lost her,yes she is dead i felt that..then i look down i saw an empty black chewing gum paper on the grass i pick it up and read what stayed on it ,it said: You go to hell! Then i run back to this glasshouse i gone inside up to the third floor a lot of people sat there,they all were extremely quiet,sad,worried then i want to go out from this glasshouse because i remember this woman also there who is hanging outside of this house.Then one man told me better if i stay upstairs on that floor,he said,i felt that too.I sit down and stayed there,everyone was extremely quiet.Me too i felt i only survive if i stay on that floor with them.I became very scared,but try not showing..i missed that woman so much,nearly cryed that i lost her in that park,they taken her...Why she followed me before everywhere and now i lost her..i still missing her it was like a real lifetime in my dream..I still have pain because when i felt she is dead and then that message....

Posted on: 2014-08-05 by rebinsimpson

Mo Bro told me that his friend will buy some new type of "tea" on a website which is not available here . i made a fake website and a phone number for customer services my brother's friend called me (as company) to help him find a "game" on the website for him to buy i helped him and hanged the phone up. day after this my bro told me that his friend got the "tea" over the website and it's just like "jelly" it can whiten your teeth :D . my brother's friend's House was next to our house. so after that one day i went to Top of our house and saw that my brother's friend thrown some used and unused condoms . That way i knew that he ordered "Condoms" on the website Not "Tea" or "Game" :D

Posted on: 2013-08-15 by Guest

In my dream last night, my family and moved to Washington d.c. We lived in a group of tall buildings for rich people called Washington Heights ( like the town in NYC). They looked similar to the white house but skinnier and shorter. So there was a huge stairwell that had a really creepy basement named after a dead president. It was called the endless stairs or something like that. It was such a long way down that it was pitch black and I couldn't see the end of it. I was too afraid to go down and explore because it was really famous online and there was a forum online spreading rumors that the dead president's dead body was thrown down those stairs. I never ever went near those stairs and we ended in moving at the end. IMD

Posted on: 2014-04-20 by Guest

For some reason I am at my school and someone asks me too play saxophone with them (for some reason it is night time at school). And then change of scenes... I am running away from a big yeti. It looks like the yeti off of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer. I still have my saxophone for some reason. Another change of scenes. I'm riding a pony. I get off my pony and park it in a little garage by an old green motorcycle. I say hi to this lady named Jane then I walk into a house. I push open a curtain to my right and am in someone's room. The only thing in the room is an old pair of shoes. I am way to close to the door to hide. I go into a room with wood floors and walls. The walls are covered will cabinets and there is a sink in the middle. I climb into a cupboard and then, realizing that this is a really obvious place to hide, I get out and walk across the little hallway. I see my friend, Nathan. Hi Nathan! He's watching TV with 2 little kids I don't recognize. I walk into the basement where my friend Charity is having a family reunion. I walk awkwardly out of there and out into broad sunlight. I see my friend Kendall, shooting hoops and my friend Gracie comes up. We see the Yeti and hide. False alarm. For some reason someone has a fake yeti on the top of there truck. There is a random arch in Kendall's yard and there is a rickety old stair case inside. I walk up the stairs into a brightly lit library. Luna Lovegood, from the Harry Potter books, is there. She left a book open and I am about to read it.....

Posted on: 2014-10-10 by Guest

A few nights ago I dreamt that I was some kind of business woman caught up in this big drama and I had to hide from the guy with grey eyes and he was really good looking. He was this guys I had to trick and go to a meeting with. But he could hear my thoughts and in the meeting I went to the loo to put my disguise on and I was thinking openly about it. He just opened the door and I fell onto the floor and then he leaned onto me so all I saw was his face and his eyes turning a bright purple blue. And this shredding noise happened and I couldn't hear or move and I was shaking really fast though. Basically, I think I did this so called mission wrong and I had to do it again and the same thing happened over and over again. Then I woke up remembering everything and I told myself to scream so my mom and dad could come and see me and I did like 4 times and nothing happened. Like half an hour later I properly woke up and I was too scared to move or make a sound. I was freaked out and want to know what it's all about so someone please help me and it's wired cuz I'm only 14

Posted on: 2011-12-24 by Guest

I’m walking inside very old building. The building is so old that one could see on the walls dark smoke stains of first fire which was stolen from Gods. I walked through two great dark Halls with tall ceilings and when I reached third one I met great-great-grandma from more than 7th generation, who was dressed in black. She gently held my hands and started turning me clockwise. Now I’m flying on her hands, she’s turning faster and faster during that she is transferring huge amount of invisible energy into my being, I’m getting excited and ecstatic.

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Posted on: 2013-03-04 by Guest

I have a dream that a girl comes to me and says me to shave her whole body and then massage her boobs

Posted on: 2015-04-28 by Guest

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Posted on: 2015-06-08 by Guest

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Posted on: 2015-04-04 by LittleMissGreenDay

Last night I had two dreams. Firstly I met Green Day (my favourite band ever) and Billie Joe said he doesn't really like the 1,039/smoothed out slappy hours album and I was shocked and asked them to play one. They asked which song and I replied 'Dry Ice' (my favourite song from the album) and it was amazing! Secondly I also dreamt that I went to the concert bullet in a bible was filmed at Milton Keynes in 2005 I think it was but I was like a mid to late teenager and I went straight to the front and you know when Billie Joe kneels down and sings to people I was right there! I was so fangirling and I still am! IMD

Posted on: 2015-04-27 by Guest

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