Posted on: 2015-04-27 by Guest

I live in London

Posted on: 2015-04-29 by Guest

I'd like to cancel this standing order



Posted on: 2015-04-27 by Guest

I'd like to cancel this standing order

Posted on: 2015-04-27 by Guest

Looking for work



Posted on: 2013-04-14 by Guest

Last night I dreamed I was running a marathon at my school. We each got paired with a classmate we were racing against and I got picked to race with one of the most popar football jocks in our school. Me being simply a lightweight wrestler, I took this to my advantage as I predicted I had more speed. When the race started, we had to crawl in through a small tube. I managed to squeeze through and get infront of him. The tube started making me feel very panicked and clostrophobic. We agreed to let me stay infront until we got out of the tube, then we'd competitively race again. The announcer for the race said through a speaker "Round one is now over! John (Me) is your winner!" Then the tube broke off with me in it and it closed around me like a capsule. Windows began opening and I saw that the whole scene had warped completely and I was now floating in space in a capsule. I then saw a massive planet (or the moon?) out of the window. It was gigantic. The mother of anything if ever seen. Then my capsule started floating toward it. Flames started forming around my capsule as I fell toward the planet. I was being pulled in by the planets gravity. I was moving so fast, thousands of miles per hours it seemed. It felt exhilarating, and it was such a thrill ride. Then my capsule got closer to the ground and jets shot out of the bottom of my capsule to reinforce the landing. It was like some sort of drop pod. (Like ODST's from halo.) then, little robot arms started putting this space armor on me in the capsule and I had a bad ass space helmet. The door blew off my capsule and I slowly stepped out. The planet was an endless gray dune-like planet, and I was all alone. I looked at the dark sky, and saw a bunch of small bright ights falling to the planet. I then saw these were other capsules, just like mine! As they smashed to the ground, the people got out of them and all started running toward one direction. I then realized these were the other winners of the first round of the marathon from earlier, and round 2 involved the survivors of the first round to compete against each other in bad ass space suits. I ran up to one of them and noticed it was my ex girlfriend (who cheated on me that day, before I fell asleep.) looked at me and told me to leave unless I want to die. She then shot a blue lazer sword out of her wrist and lunged at me. I held my hand up and a green shield generated from my hand and blocked it. I shrank my shield back into my hand. And I shot a red lazer sword out of it. We fought for a long time, and I finally killed her. I stabbed her in the stomach with my lazer sword and she kissed me, and said I'll find someone who would be better than her, and she disintegrated into a bunch of pixels and blew away. And for some reason I was devastated for loosing her and I began crying. I woke up very sad. Haha. IMD

Posted on: 2015-04-29 by Guest

How much does the job pay?

Posted on: 2011-11-16 by Guest

A really weird dream? i had this really weird dream a few days ago. i still can;t figure out what it means it goes like this: some man killed a lot of people , some of them were very dear to me. he didn't get caught. there was a conference for all the people who had lost beloved ones, i went there, and suddenly a man says: i don;t really have something to do with this, but i wanne say that i am truly sorry for all your loss. and suddenly i know that is the guy who killed them. so i look at the police officers and try to make eyecontact and make clear that i think that guy is the murderer. the guys sees this and starts to run away. i suddenly have a gun, the police tried to stop me, but i just have to shoot him. i shoot him twice, the first one goes through him and hits a classmate. he still isnt dead yet so i shoot him for the second time, this also hits a classmate who is standing behing him. the next day i am at school and i am thinking that i probably got to go to the conrector but i don't get called. i think about that i probably have to go to the hospital to say sorry to my classmates but i don't go, i don't really care. when i am at home, people ask me why i did it, i say: i just had to kill him. they say: were you sure it was him? i think : what have i done? what if it wasn;t him. but then i am sure that it was him again. then my alarm went off and i woke up\ i don't know what it means????, i don't know if anyone is gonna read this whole. it got longer then i thought.



Posted on: 2015-04-26 by Guest

I went to

Posted on: 2012-11-14 by VampireOfMyOwnHeart

I'm dreamed I was standing in front of glass window almost like a banking teller window with the opening below to slide money or whatever fits through. On other side of the glass was a guy who was asking, "what do you want?". I look below and see a menu that I hardly see and so I just point to some random choice on the menu. I give him money and he gives a look like he's waiting for more. So I look in my wallet and pull out a $20 to give to him. Then rather than give me the change, he holds the money in his hands and strangely asks me, "who are you...where you from?". As I'm reading this facial expression and tone of voice, it sounded like bigot approach type of question. So then I pull out my U.S passport to shut him up and for some reason he decides to walk-away with my money without giving my change nor the food that ordered. As he walked out the door, I stand there confused about the whole situation and realized he hasn't come back. So I look through the glass into the kitchen area to see if anything give me a clue what this dream is all about. As I'm looking, I notice a reflection on a paper towel dispenser further in the back of what looks like an open metal cash box resting below in an open compartment, like a cubby hole, right below the glass window. The cash box looked to be filled with quarters and change, but it was unreachable from the outer side of the glass. So I focused on cash box and with my mind (telekinesis) made the change rise out from the box spewing everywhere. There was so much change continuously coming out that I didn't know where it was coming from. And finally, the dollar bills started to rise out and rather then let the the dollar bills fall to the floor in the kitchen, I made it come up and through the small opening of the glass. Everyone that was around started to grab the money flying everywhere. I took enough of my share of the cash and didn't stick around long enough for the authorities to show while the rest of the crowd stuck around filling their pockets. I didn't feel like I was stealing since nobody saw anything different than the next person other than cash flying out on its own. But as I was walking away, I noticed a follower amazed at what just occurred telling me, "I can't believe you just made that happen." I looked at him not admitting anything what he just said and continued walking. Please interpret, Thank you.

Posted on: 2015-05-01 by Guest

I've only just arrived

Posted on: 2013-11-15 by Guest

I've been made redundant

Posted on: 2015-04-29 by Guest

The line's engaged

Posted on: 2015-04-26 by Guest

I'd like to order some foreign currency

Posted on: 2015-04-29 by Guest

I've got a full-time job

Posted on: 2012-09-01 by Guest

I had a dream my step father's aunt was trying to frame me for being a neo nazi. She got me a pink bedazzled sports bra that said 'Hitler did nothing wrong' and a shirt from Henry Ford museum with vintage cartoons on it that said the same thing. Then she proceeds to plant them in places where my parents can find them and get mad at me. Then I go to get a manicure and it turns out she works at the place so she puts nazi symbols on my nails against my will. Weird ass shit!

Posted on: 2015-04-30 by Guest

I'm on a course at the moment

Posted on: 2016-03-15 by webgamer5676

I dreamed that I was making a cake with the Muppets and Duff Goldman. We made it out of chocolate chip cookie dough, and it was shaped like a rabbit. It was somewhat made with a machine.

Posted on: 2015-05-25 by Guest

I need to charge up my phone

Posted on: 2015-04-28 by Guest

I hate shopping

Posted on: 2012-09-11 by Guest

for the last few months, I have been having dreams about entering other worlds. Finding other planets. Walking and finding the end of the world. These dreams feel so real, and they are so beautiful and so hard to explain. what do these dreams mean or do they even have meanings. Are these normal.

Posted on: 2014-08-17 by Guest

How would you like the money?

Posted on: 2017-08-07 by Awesomeeddy

I had a dream where I was rescuing a girl who was in a tornado in the Himalayans and I rescued her from my bedroom window.🤗

Posted on: 2015-04-27 by Guest

Could you give me some smaller notes?

Posted on: 2015-04-29 by Guest

Wonderfull great site

Posted on: 2015-04-29 by Guest

Very funny pictures