Posted on: 2013-04-15 by Guest

it was 11:00 am on a sunday. when i got up out of bed, i walked past the bathroom and herd a puking sound. so i opened the door and i saw Ronald Mcdonald standing infront of the toilet with his back facing me with his pants and underware down andscreaming at me while pointing at a big mac covered in poop

Posted on: 2015-04-30 by Guest

Not in at the moment



Posted on: 2015-04-26 by Guest

I'm a member of a gym

Posted on: 2015-12-01 by Guest

I'm always in control of my dreams and what happened and it started out this way... I was on top of a weird looking train on a curvy road and there was the old lady in the back just talking to me about I dont remeber what, but I had to duck because after another curve there was a tunnel , then four cars came out of nowhere one was a black jeep, and the other three I don't remember. But then I was floating and being pulled sideways across a little bit of a corn field, into a woods that looked so real, it was fall, and I reached out and felt the barck, it was weird because I never actually felt anything in my dream before, but I saw the back side of two big white houses, a really pretty backyard and a garage, but I forced myself awake, not because the dream made me nervous, I was really relaxed and enjoyed being dragged along,but what woke me up was the fact that I wasn't in control and I was afraid of what could've been in control.



Posted on: 2015-08-08 by Guest

In my dream, it involves some of my classmates, some purple stuff and veins, ok so into the story. School ended so we decided to meet up somewhere inside a restaurant, then some random guy said to us that there were people stuck in the bathroom. I decided to check it out, another classmate came and told me not to go in there, he's the only one to escape. I told another person to keep the door closed when I went in, it was soooo pink in there, and then there were purple veins trying to reach out to me, I avoided them, the kids in there went insane after awhile then got caught by the veins, so they were pulled into a purple ball, I told my classmate to open the door, I went out. I tried to close the door but the purple glowing veins wouldn't let the door close, people and objects were getting pulled in. Almost all my friends were pulled in, I saved one friend,I told him to look out because a purple vein almost caught him,I pulled him out of the way, the veins started pulling the road, one of my classmates couldn't speak, she wrote to us,"Sorry,I'll be back. Apparently she owned a store, I screamed to her to come with us, she posted on her store, "return when the world stopped ending" then she cheered, went inside her store, debris blocked the door, so it ended with me and my friend running, the world in my dream was ending. This happened at night

Posted on: 2014-08-29 by Guest

I have had a couple dreams of giving birth - the first one I was a tribal princess from Papua New Guinea & my Chief father was going to take my baby away from me The second dream, I was giving birth in the kitchen into a white plastic bowl and the baby was a plastic doll & it was mixed with my shit and blood. I put glad wrap over it & left it in the fridge for 3 hours. Why do I dream about giving birth so many times when I've had no experience & I never think about it??? Sooo weird!

Posted on: 2017-01-01 by Guest

My dream is to become a writer, a world renowned editor, and to own the largest publishing company in the world.



Posted on: 2015-04-08 by Guest

I had a dream where i was in my house, with this axe murderer and no one thought he was a murderer even though he obviously was..He killed me first, a straight blow in the middle of my head with his axe..he then went to kill my best friend, and i woke up. What does it mean?

Posted on: 2015-11-09 by Guest

I dreamt that there was a party and I saw a strange man and I followed him into what seemed like a dark place. Then I remember him trying to smother me with a pillow and I remember that I tilt my head to the side to breath but for some reason I still died. I came back as a ghost and the police caught the guy and as I was watching I saw my mom and I was given one chance to see my mom. I came back to fisulized form and she saw me and we both hugged each other and I told her that I was killed and we just bothed cried and I told her I loved her and this was the only time she got to see me again. Then a few days later she opened a salon and I remember watching her as I sat on the couch and someone sat next to me at first I thought that maybe I didn't die. Maybe she'll talk to me but I was still a ghost and everyone was having fun and I just stayed. I think I was my moms spirit guide. Or someone to protect her

Posted on: 2015-04-26 by Guest

this post is fantastic

Posted on: 2015-04-28 by Guest

Have you got a current driving licence?

Posted on: 2015-04-29 by Guest

Where's the postbox?

Posted on: 2015-05-25 by Guest

Directory enquiries

Posted on: 2012-09-17 by lostbutnotfound

Last night Ian (my boyfriend) and i are sitting in a house with a bunch of people watching a movie. The movie was informing us that the sun and the moon would fall and touch in the sky causing a solar flare to engulf the earth and send the whole entire race to dust. We all get excited (im not sure why) and look into our sky and we can see the sun and the moon ( maybe just 2 planets im not sure) and the one planet is swinging into the other like newtons cradle. I leave ian because i am so interested in what is going to happen.. im walking down the grass path on the side of the house when i notice it was going to happen at any minute. I scream for ian and try to run back towards the house when the solar flare hits the earth and i collapse to the ground. Im horrified thinking i am dead and so is ian and all of our friends but i proceed to open my eyes and im laying in dust.. the house is still intact and i see the others slowly getting up not believing what just happened. I run to the house to make sure ian is still alive and he meets me at the side of the balcony, we embrace and im crying. Everyone is talking about what just happened and what it all means. The whole earth is dust.. no green grass and the houses windows were all blown out. We look to the red/green sky and the planets are getting farther apart but they stop and then they start swinging towards eachother again. Everyone is freaking out we run into the house, i cuddle into ians arms watching through the broken window as the planets strike eachother and a bright light hits us the wind almost knocking us off our feet. When we open our eyes we are still alive but everyone else is dead. The 2 planets move a perfect amount of space apart and they are intact. They stay there leaving two moons in our crazy looking sky. I hear a bird. We look at each other. IMD.

Posted on: 2015-04-30 by Guest

Where do you come from?

Posted on: 2015-04-26 by Guest

It's serious

Posted on: 2014-07-26 by BastardofDorne

Last night I was riding around in a shopping centre with my brother on a bike (I don't know how we both fit on it) and I heard that there were jobs available at a video game store that I wanted to work at there. So I stopped the bike outside it, told my brother to take the bike and go wander, and went in the shop. The girl running the store said that they desperately needed volunteers to work for just that one day, so I said I would, and I got the job. There were also heaps of other people there, at least ten, that were getting a job for that day too. So the dream then cut from me getting the job to me in a large hedge maze, with an athletics track on the other side of it. I was wandering by myself, and found a guy around my age (17 or 18) sitting by himself. I joined him, and he offered me his crack pipe. I smoked some meth with him, then left him there and kept wandering. The dream goes back to the game store, and all of us employees are lying face-down on the floor for some reason. I start talking to a really cute girl lying next to me, and she seems to like me. The way she is speaking is very suggestive and sexual, like she is trying to seduce me. The dream then cuts to me in a field of some sort, maybe near the maze again, and I am looking for this girl. For some reason I have the idea she went missing around here, and I must absolutely find her, since I really liked her. I see what looks like a tunnel or hole leading deep into the ground, and with no better alternative I slide down it, and end up in some disgusting and scary cave, and I get the feeling I'm not alone IMD

Posted on: 2013-05-22 by Guest

Some days before, I had a dream that I am on the beach enjoying with friends, and now i really have the plan with friends to go out for vacations. When I told my dream to my friend, he told me that seeing the beaches or mountains in the dreams makes your journey true. He suggested me a website in which I found that what dreams says. The dreams also describes about our life and personality. I come to know much more about the dreams when I visited the website "MeaningOfDreams".

Posted on: 2014-08-20 by Guest

this post is fantastic

Posted on: 2015-05-01 by Guest

I'd like to pay this cheque in, please

Posted on: 2015-04-29 by Guest

What sort of work do you do?

Posted on: 2015-04-29 by Guest

What's the exchange rate for euros?

Posted on: 2017-07-26 by Guest

I had a dream where I one day went to high school (13-16 year old only school in the UK) and that I was on my last year. I remember I was in assembly and this new GCSE (a degree) was being offered where it was a survival/fight game, only 60% of the participants survive, I for some reason applied for it and I remember I was in a room picking up supplies and I remember crying and leaving. I also remember trying to tell everyone I met to leave

Posted on: 2015-04-27 by Guest

Where's the nearest cash machine?

Posted on: 2014-11-23 by Guest

I Dreamed i saw an eclipse of the sun it was Beautiful i could see the corona of the eclipse the sun was HUGE oin the Horizon the bottom part of the sun was BIG but the top just a small line of the Corona and it was passing over the 1/2 way stage i then proceded to see my GirlFriend in a Red Car and it stopped and i opened the door for her but just then her ex got out of the drivers seat and he didn't think anything of it seeing me by my Girlfriend then i woke up (ive known my Girlfriend for over 5 years as My Bestfriend Forever but we are now Boy Friend and Girl Friend since about 3 weeks ago)