Posted on: 2015-04-26 by Guest

I'm a member of a gym

Posted on: 2015-05-25 by Guest

I'm sorry, I'm not interested



Posted on: 2013-08-08 by Guest

Last night I dreamt that i was in my room. I got bitten by something small and purple. Next thing i know the morning after that I was a purple dragon known as Spyro ( wanted to be him all my life ) and my cousin was Cynder. We flew around the village. The village had pyramids, Skyscrapers and the Eiffel tower. We saved an old lady from getting her handbag stolen. The government had found out that there were real dragons out and about and sent in their trained Dragon hunter. He didn't actually kill dragons, but more trap them for the government. We flew around and found a small lady screaming due to someone had just taken her purse, but no. It was a robotic human ( I think it wa some sort of future ) and the man who took her purse was the hunter in disguise. The floor was triangle shape and lifted up to be a fireproof hollow pyramid with a fireproof titanium door. The hunter wore a special suit we could not destroy due to the strange red emeralds he had built into his shirt. He was wearing some sort of fishing cardigan, shorts and a fishin helmet, but instead of hooks on his shirt or hat, there were horns and teeth. He had an American accent and wasn't to slim either. Cynder and I were kept and fed there for about a week, then the hunter took Cynder away and gave her a job to scare the animals away from the forest so they could get me to burn it all down ( Cynder is a dark dragon who can use the power fear ) After I did that, I had secretly planted seeds all around, that grew unbreakable trees. The trees grew in about 2 days. Once more Cynder was taken out but to help create armor using her sharp talons to cut and shape it. I was kept alone in the pyramid. One day the hunter was bringing me the usual steak, when I noticed some sleeping pills in the middle of it. I put the steak in my mouth without swallowing and acted like I fell asleep. He dragged me out to bring me to the blacksmiths to burn the coals for the furnace. I suddnly spat out the steak and grabbed his shirt and ripped it off. He tazed me but it had no effect, I absorbed the shock. I grabbed him and threw him into the neighboring ocean and went to free Cynder. Once we were outside, we fled. We continued saving the town after that and the government never tried to bother us again... If only that were real... IMD

Posted on: 2015-05-29 by Guest

Do you play any instruments?



Posted on: 2013-12-24 by Guest

Okay so in my dream, i was driving somewhere with my family and then we stopped at a hotel (i think) and this obviously had powerful meanings to me as my family were all looking at me and i felt upset and tearful. Despite this i found myself inside walking down the corridor by myself when i passed a woman who i seemed to recognize and she stopped and came back to me and turned around a picture in her hand that showed a picture of a baby, which made me exclaim and then start to cry. When i looked up she held a baby/toddler who was i think about one and a half, the baby was a girl who had a small amount of very ginger hair on her head and really big blue eyes (like myself.) i was bawling my eyes out and this baby was staring at me with her amazing eyes. I knew that she was my daughter and that i had given birth to her when i was too young to take care of her and that's why she was with this woman. The woman then had no baby but beckoned me down the corridor and through some double doors into a big hall with a stage at the front the woman wasn't in front of me anymore but a small girl who had long red hair down to her waist which was tucked into her jacket and peaked out at the bottom, when i asked her to take it out she did, although i don't remember her voice or her face. i followed her up to the front where two teenagers were standing on the stage watching me, the girl had red hair which was a little way past her shoulders and the boy had black hair which was curly on top but less at the sides, they smiled at me and i was crying again, i knew that they were my children, and the boy looked about 14 and the girl about 13. I asked them how old they were and the boy said "we're teenagers now" and then the hall was filled with people and my daughter shouted out to them something about how i was always going to be their mother and that she loved me so much. I was still crying and my family were there too and my children kept smiling at me like they were so happy to see me.

Posted on: 2013-04-15 by Guest

it was 11:00 am on a sunday. when i got up out of bed, i walked past the bathroom and herd a puking sound. so i opened the door and i saw Ronald Mcdonald standing infront of the toilet with his back facing me with his pants and underware down andscreaming at me while pointing at a big mac covered in poop

Posted on: 2015-04-26 by Guest

I went to



Posted on: 2015-04-30 by Guest

How do I get an outside line?

Posted on: 2012-09-27 by Guest

I want to win the lottery.

Posted on: 2014-03-09 by Guest

I NEED HELP INTERPRETING THIS** There is SOOO much more to my dream but this was the end/beginning of it. The reason I say end/beginning was because I had a dream within a dream. The dream ended/began with me lying in the rubble. I was beaten, bloody and my clothes were dirty and tattered. I could tell I was dying. Batman was carrying me over his shoulder. I'm being carried through a huge basement/cave full of piles of trash/rubble. It was underground and it was under a destroyed skyscraper. Everything is post apocalyptic. There was a section of the ceiling in the center of the room missing. It was the only light in the area that was illuminating the destruction. The ceiling was infinitely black and the only reason I could tell it was a ceiling was because of the huge hole (collapsed floor) that that was allowing light to come down. He placed me on a pile and told me that he would keep me hidden "here." As I laid there barely unable to move, I slowed turned my head left and saw endless destruction. I turned my head to the right and there in the rubble lying next to me was a white woman. Literally, everything about her was white. Paper white. She was lying there completely naked. Her clothes were completely tattered to the point only a few transparent fabrics were on her. She started speaking to me but I couldn't really focus because I had gone into a state of panic. I noticed she was naked and I asked her why she was naked. I kept asking her who she was and what she wanted. She didn't answer any of them. I stared into her eyes and I noticed that apart from her skin being completely white, her cheeks were somewhat transparent. I could see 3 blue wires fainting under the skin on each cheek. She was a mix between human and machine. She calmed me down. At this point I notice that the pile we are lying in is composed of old circuit boards. It looked like they had been ripped out of appliances, computers, tablets, phones, etc. She told me, "They are watching you." She raised her hand and pointed to a vent in the ceiling. "I don't see anything." Then she said, "Look beyond the destruction." In that vent I could she through the bars a blue light. I could see (even know it was way too high to physically do so) that inside the vent, trying to peer through was a spider. A mechanical spider with a huge camera lens for a head. It kept crawling like a crazed spider desperate to try to get a view through the vent bars. I could hear the clinking of the spider trying to go through the vent to get a better view. Then the white woman said, "Batman will die. It's his destiny. It cannot be changed and you cannot save him. No one can. You will die if you stay in his care." I saw when the machine/men/soldiers came for him. They killed by beating to death. Then they came and shot me. At that point I woke up. But when I woke up, it was in the past to relive the dream all over but this time I knew where to run to survive. I chose not to go to Canada which caused me to survive. I basically saw the future and how my life would end and it was destined to end. But the only difference was that I survived when I relived it because I had already seen everything I was going to go through how I was suppose to die. Like I said, it was a LONG dream.

Posted on: 2015-04-29 by Guest

Thanks funny site

Posted on: 2013-06-24 by Guest

Last night I was dreaming about school, and there was a dance. I went alone and my best friend, that I had a crush on went with another girl (idk lets call her tiffany) His name was Jayton (after someone i met a week ago) I was stalking him before it started and it was really weird- he was with his friends and they were telling him about innapropriate things... I won't go into detail, but he told them to stop. After that he dropped matching blue eye stickers into a metal box on a wall with glass on the frame. The dance began and I took the eye stickers out and tried to spread them out on my face as if they were too small, got shrunk and were supposed to be there... idk. Then I walked into the beautiful dance and I think it was winter themed, but really colorful too. I watched all the couples walk into the floor and I took off the stickers. Maybe giving up on them, I guess. I was the only one by myself. Jayton saw me and came to sit with me. We were talking the most I remember is- "Hi" "Hey" "I'm sorry I don't look very good" "You're eyes aren't blue" "Yeah" and then his girlfriend ran over and made out with him. He watched me walk away. And Then I started changing my clothes and my shirt changed colors on its own. Then I was in a room with Jayton, trying to control him, but then we both fell into a spiral- black hole thing. It was a bit depressing.

Posted on: 2012-11-13 by Guest

Intruders Alert!! Last night my dream was about my house, these people broke down my fence and shot my dog because he would let them pass in. When they got to my front door the broke it open and this lady walked in she lad short blonde hair and fair skin and all these men were behind her they looked like black ops or something trained pro's. Then I said "you cant just barge in here, who do you think you are leave you bastards!!!" then she said "we will not leave and if you dont let us through we will kill your whole family" so I bowed down and let them through I didnt want my family to get hurt. then I asked her why they were her she said " for you... we have came to take you away.. and you have to marry him." she turned her head to this guy, he had long black hair, cloudy eyes (weird) and he was tall and muscular. I just said "hell no!! you cant tell me who to mary and look as him with his long hair!! he looks like a girl!!!!" He just smirked at me and tried to have a conversation with me I just ignored him. Then that lady told me that she was going to imprison me in my room so she made these guards imprison me in my room, my whole house was been guarded all these people were outside my house. On top of that the old hag had the cheeck to say "when the time comes,your coming with us.." then I said "you wish.. bitch" a couple of hrs later I decided to try and escape from my room I thought if I got away my family would get hurt so I packed my bags and then I decided to sneak out my room door with my cat, I went to open the door and one of the guards tried to attack me but I fought back I took down 2 of them first, I went into the 2nd room and saw my mum while I was talking to her the main guard was talking to the guy "I was marrying(asshole" he said "ahahha, I was wondering when your women was going to lose it" He just smirked and said "you better not let her catch you talking like that.. she wil kill you" the other guy just smiled and said "yea" anyway it got to a point where my grandfather got up and started swearing about all the noise in the house and threw that lady out of the longue... she was asking for it I just thought it was a good distraction.. anyway in my dream I killed her at least 3 times or more and drove her towards the door trying to kick her out. In the end she killed my granddad (bitch)and I just kept going and going... When she got out and got towards the car I went to throw a knife at ther but the guy I was going to marry stopped and turned it around and let it come back to me I just ran inside but my mum stood in front of me and it hit her I just cried out "no!! mum!" then I said "how could you?? your marrying me?? you dont know what love is you asshole!!! why not kill her!!" the lady behind him said " I will be back to get you.... and she smirked" the guy I was supose to marryng then said " please.. come with me?" then I said "as if asshole!!!" then he smirked and said "I love you.." they all got in the car and left I just told them "go on get... and dont come back here ever again!!! you hear me???" then i woke up

Posted on: 2015-04-26 by Guest

I study here

Posted on: 2015-04-28 by Guest

I really like swimming

Posted on: 2016-04-07 by Guest

i've been playing fallout 3 recently and the dream was relating to that. i dreamt i kept getting killed by a dog named goodknife but he was also a furry? he was a german shepherd with dusty torn clothes and knives on his best and he held some small handguns.. me/my character escaped him eventually and got to a weird hotel/shelter thing? totally not something youd see in fallout but goodknife was found in a wasteland like area. huh

Posted on: 2013-10-23 by NightmaresComingTrue

~Nightmare~ --- Gothics --- In my dream 3 Gothic Guys moved next door and started bullying me.They told me if I ever went out Saturday, or Sunday they would beat me up everwords. In my dream I slept till about 2 pm Sunday morning; because, I wanted around 8 hours of sleep then saw them out of camera in the bed room and I decided whether they were gonna beat me up or not, I'm not letting them stop me from standing up to them.

Posted on: 2015-03-27 by Guest

i saw a dream in which i was having 2 small kids and we were happy an enjoying our life what do that mean ?

Posted on: 2015-04-29 by Guest

I've been made redundant

Posted on: 2015-04-28 by Guest

I'm not interested in football

Posted on: 2015-04-27 by Guest

Could I have an application form?

Posted on: 2015-04-27 by Guest

What's the last date I can post this to to arrive in time for Christmas?

Posted on: 2017-01-06 by Guest

SHIT

Posted on: 2015-05-24 by Guest

I love the theatre

Posted on: 2015-04-26 by Guest

I'd like to pay this in, please