Posted on: 2015-04-28 by Guest

How much is a Second Class stamp?

Posted on: 2015-06-07 by Guest

Free medical insurance



Posted on: 2015-04-26 by Guest

I'd like to send this parcel to

Posted on: 2017-10-09 by Guest

It started out as sort of a claymation cartoon thing. They knew the world was about to end, but had just gotten dinosaurs to come back to life. For some reason all they cared about was keeping t rex. A mum called someone, and was begging for them to let her and her son live so that he could keep his pet t rex. Then the meteor hit, and everyone died. Cut to me in a house with my sister boyfriend and mum. Mum was in the kitchen for some reason, while me my boyfriend and sister were blocking the door sitting. We knew the meteor would hit any minute. For some reason we were all calm, at least seemed it. I was actually very calm, which is surprising because in real life i tend to be the oppisite. Anyway, i even cracked a few jokes about how pointless our lives were lol. Then, the lights everywhere cut. And i saw it, almost like a shooting star but it was coming toward us. I just said "welp, here it is" and laughed. I remember it took at least a minute to actually hit and the whole time i was thinking how it took forever. When it hit, i was shocked that we were alive, nothing happened. Just a boom and explosion a little in the distance and i thought we were clear, but we werent. Thats when i saw the dust cloud dome thing flying towards us. I knew that was it, and looked at them. It smashed in through the windows and stuff and for some reason it would only kill if you breathed it in. My mum and boyfriend have asthma, and somewhere in my head calculated that they wouldnt hold their breath cuz of it and they died right away. Just me and my sister, and we nodded at eachother and breathed in. Instantly, it was gta sound when you die, and everything gained a golden yellow tone. Except my sister, who turned grey. And my feet hurt. Like the most intense pins and needles ever but i didnt care. Eventually i was in this computer web looking thing, and staring at a screen. It read the words out loud, dispite me being able to read them. It said "she was the last child" and showed a picture of me. I told it no, as my sister is younger than me, and theres tons of kids in the family younger than me. Thays not counting the kids all around the world who are younger than me. But then it showed their eyes, everyone who was younger than me. They all had this robot looking triangle in them, which i knew made them not human. I literally just said "oh..well fuck me then". I fell backwards for a few minutes, and then woke up. It didnt scare me until after im awake, but i feel like it should put it in the scary section...



Posted on: 2015-04-29 by Guest

Insufficient funds

Posted on: 2015-04-28 by Guest

Have you got a current driving licence?

Posted on: 2015-04-29 by Guest

We'd like to invite you for an interview



Posted on: 2015-05-26 by Guest

I'd like to pay this in, please

Posted on: 2015-04-29 by Guest

I'd like to change some money

Posted on: 2012-09-19 by Guest

I dreamed a family member was being dishonest and trying to steal all the "savings" another family member had and was trying to take off with it. She tried talking me into taking myself and my daughter with her but I advised her that the other siblings would notice a rookie mistake like that, by that I meant noticing her saying she was going somewhere but getting into a line for another destination at an airport. Could it mean anything?

Posted on: 2015-04-28 by Guest

What sort of music do you like?

Posted on: 2013-10-25 by Guest

So I'm walking down the street and find $40. Then turn the corner and find another $60. Then run into a friend, and go to his friends house for some party. Were all have a good time, then two meth heads bust in with a gun and rob us. Now seeing how these two weren't terribly bright, I switch $80 from the $100 in my wallet and put it in my shoe. To then later distribute amongst those who lost money since the $80 was basically free. They leave finally. Everyone gets squared away, and I'm ready to order the pizza, that oddly enough, was the only thing I could think of with a gun to my head. I just get off the phone when low and behold the wonder twins return. To rob us yet for a second time, a mere 15 minutes later. So stupidly leaving the money out they take the last $80. Too stubborn to part with my lucky sidewalk money, robbers being too retarded to understand ... well...much of anything, I plan to steal it all back. The guy with gun pulls out all the money to count, including the first time they robbed us. I realize this the moment, sitting right next to me, an arms length away. The guy with gun inquires to the group as to what else to steal. Not realizing stealing from someone twice, only 15 mins apart, does not in fact double your money. He points his gun at the friend playing and asks him what games he should steal, taking my chance I swiftly grab all of the money and cards I see. He quickly turns back, I grab my wallet and put the cash under it. I clutch my wallet and make sad face at him. He laughs, doesn't realize a thing. The two robbers from Home Alone leave. I inform the group, I stole all of their money back, and unknowingly stole two $35 in subway cards as well. We celebrate with sub's and grand theft auto, all seems right with the world. And then I wake up. Angry I lost $100 in lucky sidewalk money that I never actually had, I frantically check my wallet. Thoroughly convinced I remember acquiring the first $40 on the "real" walk I took, I open and sigh with relief see the two $20 bills in all their glory. And then I wake up yet again. Turns out I never took that walk, so I never found that money. FUCK. This dream within a dream stuff seemed a lot cooler in Inception.

Posted on: 2015-04-29 by Guest

What's the current interest rate for personal loans?

Posted on: 2012-12-09 by lovoleyr

Last night in my sleep i was in a hospital with cancer. I was bald and had a breathing mask on. the scary part for my is that this was a vision and they mostly come to reality.

Posted on: 2014-10-20 by Guest

Lying in my bed, wrapped in a blanket, I am halfway between consciousness and sleep. I can hear a faint low-pitch hum from within my head soon accompanied by a familiar vibratory sensation similar to that of the pre-phase of astral projection. The vibrations intensify and the humming becomes louder. It all subsides into a feeling of slight euphoria as my body begins to levitate above the bed, taking the blanket with it. Now upright, I glide very slowly across the room towards my roommate's bed. I hover aside him while he sleeps. By that time, the feeling of euphoria had been replaced by a sense of insecurity. Scowling at him from my blanket cocoon, I sharply whisper his name; "Rodney-!" He responds simply by turning around and opening his eyes. I turn left, and head for the door. It opens itself. Barely crossing the doorway, the dog is already barking hysterically. The house manager, Terrance stands dumbstruck at the end of the living room and disappears into his room. "What the hell!? Where are his psych meds!?" He shouts. A sinister feeling of unrest ensues as I drift out the front door. I laugh maniacally as I float towards the night sky.

Posted on: 2015-03-07 by Guest

Last night, my dream was actually pretty detailed. I was on a cruise ship going to some island. Many things occurred while there, including me meeting half-demon Raven from TT, whom I began singing to about just that, her demonic form! I believe the song went something like this. "Oh Raven, you're my favorite half-demon. Oh, oh, oh. When I look at your evilness I can't help but think you're the greatest. Oh, Raven..."

Posted on: 2013-11-15 by Guest

One moment, please

Posted on: 2015-04-28 by Guest

What part of do you come from?

Posted on: 2015-04-30 by Guest

A staff restaurant

Posted on: 2012-04-10 by Guest

I had a dream that my crush was holding my hand and telling how amazing i am..(that's all saw in the dream) i had this other dream which was tonight. In the dream i saw that, i was in church in my crush called me to sit down with him,in the church coat room(closet). HE put a chair in front and sat down.I don't clearly remember,what exactly he was saying to me but i do remember him asking me do you like me?,and i said yes. and then he went upstairs to play piano for the children's choir..i went upstairs but not inside of the room of the children's choir.i went in the other room or lobby and this guy who like me in church and he was like tickling me..while he was tickling that when my crush got out of the room of the children's choir and saw the guy tickling me and i saw my crush looking at me with mean face on, look like he was jealous that the guy was tickling me so then i told the guy to stop, then he did.. but i didn't know why was my crush mad because he never told me if he did like me back :)

Posted on: 2012-08-15 by Anonymous

my dream was my husband had a hugh diamond ring on his finger the ring was full o diamonds

Posted on: 2011-05-26 by Papiyo28

Last night, in my dream i was working on one of my wood project like i use to do and my hand got cut off from one of my saw, and i was looking amoung the saw dust to find my missing hand and once i found it it was all dirty so i started to wash it as best as i could by the big was tub i have in the workshop and i called 911 to tell them what had happen and if there was any way that they could re-attach my hand and they said yes but by the time we get there, your hand will already be dead so your concern is to make sure you don't loose to much blood, so i tied a rope realy tight onto the stump that was left at the end of my hand and it stoped bleeding and then i started working on my hand, i had air tube for fish aquariums and i started using that as blood vessels and using small wires for nerves and then the ambulance got here i was holding my hand and it was nice and pink and it was moving and they said, wow didn't know you could do that, they drove me to the hospital and the doctor said, well you did a good job at keeping your hand alive but now after what you did, we can't take it apart and redo it, so all we are going to do is sew it back to your arm like it is, but they couldn't keep all the tubs and wires from sticking out so they left it out and used duct tape to secure it to my arm and sewed the rest as best as they could, after i got out of the hospital you could see my functioning hand with wires of diffrent colors and plastic tubing with blood flowing in them attached to my arm with the tape. IMD

Posted on: 2011-05-10 by Papiyo28

Last night i had a strange dream, while i was going down the street with my service dog, we got attact by two other dogs and in the fight i wanted to protect my dog so i got her by the let and next thing i know, her leg was left in my hands, yep it pulled right off, then like a flash the other dogs were gone and i put Duct tape to keep her legs at the right place while trying to roll my wheelchair as fast as i could with my dog on my lap and all of a sudden i was running, yep i had the use of my legs and my dog was in my arms and we got to the vet and the vet said, are you nuts to use duct tape, give me that dog, i'm going to do it right with crazy glue, so he fixed her and on my way out i fell, that's when i noticed that i needed a wheelchair and that my dog was a service dog, i sent my dog to get my chair and when she got back i hoped on my chair and continue the day like nothing had happen, but i was always looking behind me but didn't know why. Now that i'm awake i think i was looking for those dogs IMD

Posted on: 2015-04-27 by Guest

How many days will it take for the cheque to clear?

Posted on: 2015-04-28 by Guest

I'd like to open a business account