Posted on: 2015-05-29 by Guest

International directory enquiries

Posted on: 2015-04-29 by Guest

Do you play any instruments?



Posted on: 2017-01-30 by Guest

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Posted on: 2016-04-17 by Guest

I keep having a lucid nightmare where I am in bed, I wake up, and it is pitch black other than a small light coming from the window, and there is a dark figure next to the bed. I had this dream TWICE last night. I also has it once last week. The first time (last week) I had the dream, I just went back to sleep. Same with the second time. The third time I recognized the dream, and went up to the figure and poked it. Nothing happened, so I went back to bed.



Posted on: 2015-04-29 by Guest

How would you like the money?

Posted on: 2016-04-11 by Guest

I wish I remembered more of this dream but I only remember the later part, I was reading a philosophy book, it said "Killing one bee will lead more to attack you, what happens if you kill those bees?" And it started to play out in reality. I had one dead bee in my hand and I threw it away from me, then more dead bees appeared in my hand and I arrived at a colony of bees, on one side was a wall of fire, anything touching it would be burnt to a crisp, the other side's were unprotected though. The bees started to get mad and attack me, I said something like "I'll give you technology and science if you would stop attacking me" They stopped attacking me and they said "What do you have to offer?" So I gave them a bucket of rice and curry, books, and a blueprint of a wheel, they said "We have friends from the sky who give us everything we need such as this wall of fire, unless it's something they give it's not worth our time." And so they attacked me and I sprayed poison on the vulnerable side of their colony destroying them.

Posted on: 2015-04-26 by Guest

I do some voluntary work



Posted on: 2013-03-18 by cdmskater

Oh I thought of an old, unexplainable one that you people might like to hear. So a few years ago, IMD, I was standing on a large wooden porch. The sky was purple. There was a bench along the guard rail. My step-dad was sitting on this bench. I walked towards him, started masturbating and groaning loudly. I immediately jizzed all over his leg. Then, realizing what happened I was all wtf and I was like "oh my god...I'm sorry...I don't know why I did that...I'm sorry!" And he was like, "no, it's okay! Really, it's fine." And seemed perfectly okay with it. This was all too weird, so I woke up.

Posted on: 2014-08-24 by IamNobody

I was my cat,my cat which ran off one week ago. I (or my cat) was by a field,and there was a road behind me. I was walking foward,thinking about how this was a good place to live. I layed down on my side. Which is when I saw the giant black rectangle in the night sky. It reminded me of the monolith from 2001:space odyssey. That's when I got really tired,and started rolling over,like I was going down a hill. I then saw the edge of the field was going down like a cloud. Now this is where it's foggy,but I remember looking up at the "sky" also known as space. There are tons of bright lights,moons and at least two suns. I remember one moon,or rock. It was dark blue,and had craters all over it. There were tons of stars in the sky. Then the dream went from that,too myself being in a shop that sold cat stuff,like cat food and toys. It was all pink That's when I woke up.

Posted on: 2014-02-06 by Clint

Another nude dream. I don't know where they come from. I am walking down a sidewalk during the day next to a road. I am totally nude, though people around me seem not to care. I get on a bus and walk down the aisle looking for a seat. I have an erection but again people just go about their business and don't notice me. I sit next to a woman who smiles at me. She is very pretty and friendly. As I sit next to her, my erection is very hard and hurting. She just smiles at me and doesn't say anything.

Posted on: 2017-04-02 by Anonymous

IMD you were hurt.

Posted on: 2011-05-27 by AAR22

Last night, I dreamed that I was driving around in the downtown of some big city (possibly New York??) and it seemed like dogs were everywhere. There was at least one dog for every person who was on the street. They were all types and breeds of dogs. They even went into shops and restaurants like they belonged there. And none of them were on leashes IMD.

Posted on: 2015-04-28 by Guest

Sorry, I'm busy at the moment

Posted on: 2017-08-15 by Loony-dreams

Backstory: I am no longer friends with Cecilia, and I wanted to let her down gently but that went horribly wrong and now she hates me (we go to the same middle school) she has every right to. I had a dream that it was the very last day of school but I skipped it. My friends were sort of annoyed but pretended to be super mad.anyway my mom told me we would be picking up Cecilia for dinner. I was freaking out of course but didn’t say anything. To my surprise we also picked up Mackenzie, Sara, and Katie. Once we got to the place Cecilia’s outfit changed to a ballerina outfit. The restaurant was arranged like a classroom with tables in rows. For some reason I expected Cecilia to sit next to me. She sat behind me in the other row. My mom didn’t say anything. We were starting to get hungry and the water hadn’t even brought us menu’s. There was a bakery right in front of us, that mrs. Cindy was running (the librarian. (She seems to run a lot of things in my dreams, just not libraries) Then Sara said that I was wearing my favorite pair of pants and to check my pocket for granola bars (I don’t have a favorite pair of pants and I don’t have pockets in my pants, but I do keep granola bars in my backpack) so I checked by pockets and found the syringe we use to make LPS cry a diaper (???) and I think that was it. That is all I can remember, but I’m pretty sure that was the end of the dream. Most of my dreams are weird like this.

Posted on: 2015-05-27 by Guest

I've got a very weak signal

Posted on: 2015-04-27 by Guest

Have you got any ?

Posted on: 2015-06-08 by ranjithkumar

Last night i was dream that the light rays from sky that was cover the (signal tower)and also i saw some angels fly in the sky i was attacked by a pop can IMD

Posted on: 2015-04-27 by Guest

Could I order a new chequebook, please?

Posted on: 2012-05-29 by Guest

I had this really weird dream last night that I was this guy I know, hut I knew I was like in his body, but I'm a girl. Anyways, while I was him, I was at this boarding school and I went to the bathroom to look at myself because I thought it was weird that I was in this in this guys body, and I've always wondered what its like to be a guy, so in the bathroom, I go to a stall and I sit on the toilet but I don't go to the bathroom and I start masturbating... and as my penis gets hard, this lady walks in and she escorts me to my bedroom, then I wake up...

Posted on: 2015-04-28 by Guest

What university do you go to?

Posted on: 2015-04-30 by Guest

When do you want me to start?

Posted on: 2015-04-26 by Guest

Could you ask him to call me?

Posted on: 2014-04-15 by Ciaralische

Last night: I see a slave, dressed in pitifully haggard clothing, with rusting chains around her ankles weighing her down. Her sunken-in eyes and gaunt face indicate a degree of starvation that will soon lead to her inescapable death. Contrasting starkly to the slave’s weakened state, I see a beautiful, strong and clearly wealthy woman standing next to her slave. Although the former is neither kneeling nor prostrating herself in front of her mistress, the manner in which she is looking at her shows exactly what kind of relationship they have; complete and utter submission. Then, the woman – who I assume to be Cleopatra - steps into a rather grandiose bronze tomb, lying down and raising her legs that there are rays of concentrated white light emerging from the soles of her feet that are subsequently reflected off the wall and onto the marble floor. The rays of light are very thin and appear to have multiple shades of yellow, blue and an intense red. I realise that another woman is present who openly expresses her disdain from her mistress – who, although she is seen as omnipotent and transcendent, is not aware of the woman’s negative comments – and claims that she would be willing to sacrifice her life for the slave but does not explain what she thinks this will achieve. She lies down on the rays of light emanating from Cleopatra so that strips of light are entering her body, making me think of gamma rays for some inexplicable reason. At that point, Cleopatra, having already woken up, inquires, ‘How will you know where the cancer is in your body?’, and I think to myself that this may have been a medical procedure rather than a spiritual one IMD.

Posted on: 2015-05-01 by Guest

I don't know what I want to do after university

Posted on: 2015-05-26 by Guest

I'll send you a text