Posted on: 2015-06-07 by Guest

I'd like some euros

Posted on: 2015-04-29 by Guest

We need someone with experience



Posted on: 2015-05-25 by Guest

Do you have any exams coming up?

Posted on: 2015-04-25 by Guest

a fat lady got so fat that she rolled around and crushed everything



Posted on: 2013-11-15 by Guest

Can you put it on the scales, please?

Posted on: 2015-09-28 by Guest

Am Leo from Nigeria .. Three times in two months I have had the same dream , I dreamt of fire just like hellstones falling from the sky,people with this mark on their hands ,some cutting theirs off..the second dream was kinda similar but not too clear. The third one which I had daybefore yesterday being Sunday was small rockets falling from the sky ,hitting the earth here I saw myself in front of my veranda I was nearly hit by one ryt b4 I woke up.

Posted on: 2015-11-23 by Guest

I keep having a reoccurring dream where I am lost, alone, sick and scared. I am walking through an unfamiliar landscape and stumble upon a road crossing that feels familiar. I follow it for awhile and realize I am home, but everything is overgrown, old and ransacked. I always awake with a deeply foreboding feeling which does not happen with other dreams. I think I am scared that this is some type of premonition.



Posted on: 2015-05-26 by Guest

What sort of music do you listen to?

Posted on: 2015-04-29 by Guest

Have you got a telephone directory?

Posted on: 2013-10-26 by Guest

Is this a temporary or permanent position?

Posted on: 2015-05-01 by Guest

Would you like a receipt?

Posted on: 2015-07-13 by WolfgangBrown

Last night Me and my family are in a city during winter, there is a giant spherical tin robot going around destroying everything, and killing people. I am separated from my family and find myself alone with the robot. It stands upon a pile of rubble, with long metallic legs holding up it's round body, then a hatch from beneath it opens up after it makes a loud metallic moaning sound, the moment the hatch opens, tonnes upon tonnes of blood and organs falls out, at first i think that these belonged to the victims, but the robot begins to moan further and seems to be dying, the innards actually belonged to the robot, and it has just ended it's life by pouring them out. Despite what the robot had done and the people it had killed, i couldn't help but feel sad for it, and sympathise with it in it's last moments. IMD

Posted on: 2015-04-27 by Guest

Insert your card

Posted on: 2015-04-27 by Guest

A pension scheme

Posted on: 2015-04-26 by Guest

I'd like to withdraw $100, please

Posted on: 2016-11-30 by Guest

Ok so I was traveling around the world with friends and I looked at an old map and found a small country attached to India called "Hagakuja", but it turned out it broke off and sank to the bottom of the ocean many years ago, and someone constructed an underwater chamber made of chain-linked shells and since it was exactly the same size and shape of Hagakuja, this became known as the new Hagakuja. Well we decided to visit there there through a portal on the surface of the ocean and when we got inside, my third grade teacher was there. She explained that she had been living there for years, and then offered me a pop tart. (Which is weird because my third grade teacher hated me). I should also note that Hagakuja never sprung a leak, it was proven impossible because of the precise way in which it was constructed.

Posted on: 2015-06-09 by Guest

What do you like doing in your spare time?

Posted on: 2014-02-27 by Guest

I was in the sewer with toothless from how to train your dragon and there was someone else but I don't know who. I was riding toothless as myself and we were all running and shooting something and then we came to a part of water with sharks in it so we flew across. Then we came across two mutated people and we got the key they were holding by sneaking up on them. And when we came to the end toothless started hating me and ignoring me. We all went through the sewer and out from were we came. And then we went to my house and I went inside and the other person left. Toothless stayed outside. When I went outside after 5 minutes. There was a bunch of people injecting toothless with needles and trying to figure out what he is. I tried to stop them but I couldn't. And then I woke up because of the alarm clock. I was super sad because my favorite person ever was disappointed of me.

Posted on: 2016-05-13 by Guest

I had this dream where I was travelling out of the universe and I got further out and could see more and more galaxies, I kept moving out until the galaxies became a structure and so far out that in the end the universe looked like and almost cavern type structure and there was this being/thing that lived in there. It was hidden at first but then I saw it for a moment and everything stopped.

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Posted on: 2015-04-26 by Guest

I'd like to transfer some money to this account

Posted on: 2012-12-27 by Guest

Hello everyone, one night i had a dream that i was walking down this city street...some where in the part of a real bad neighborhood...with graffiti everywhere and it seemed as if it were about 5 in the evening with that sunset glare to everything...and people on the other side of fences... like in there yeards... started to climb the fence and jump over when they saw me and they were a bunch of shirtless guys with some tatoos and they had looks on these evil looks on there faces....it was so disturbing im not sure if that much evil can be seen in a human body...and they started walking towards me with killing intent.. i just knew they were coming for me but they didnt run...they kinda wobbled a little bit as if buzzed but not drunk?...and i began to run and i kept looking back and each time i looked over my shoulder more of them appeared...and as i started running not only did they come from behind me... but every inch that i ran these people were jumping fences from a little further ahead then were i was...in the direction i was running as if trying to cut me off...and from the sides of me as well...like as if an alarm had been set off that i was there...and i was most certainly there target. IMD

Posted on: 2015-05-01 by Guest

I have my own business

Posted on: 2016-01-02 by Anonymous

Last night in my dream I saw a well in the water were a broom and a cooking pot floating. I felt that was do uncleaned and sin cleaneruddenly I turned around. The well was covered with a nice modern white cover

Posted on: 2014-11-28 by Guest

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