Posted on: 2015-04-27 by Guest

I'd like to pay this cheque in, please

Posted on: 2016-02-28 by Guest

Last night I dreamed that me, my grandmother, my friend and my mother were in a dome shaped greenhouse. We were all hiding from some sort of giant monster. I was in a cave, separated from my companions. Giant, loud footsteps filled the greenhouse. I pulled over my head and shivered for hours IMD.



Posted on: 2015-04-29 by Guest

How much notice do you have to give?

Posted on: 2015-04-28 by Guest

What sort of music do you listen to?



Posted on: 2012-10-26 by Guest

Every now and then I have this fucked up dream...I'm in a cemetery and it always starts with me going to this grave on the edge of a wall at a bottom of a hill. At the top of the hill there's a boarded up blue house and the very first time I had this dream somethings in that house. I run down the hill and backflip over this grave into a different section of the cemetery. This section has tiny square graves with skulls in between like a side walk. On the other side is a fence. The graves on the other side of the fence look like an old Roman city and are covered in green moss. To get out of this place you must find the giant temple at the end of the Roman section with the word "Skorpios" engraved in a giant stone banner. Inside is a house cat named Skorpios I have to defeat. The first time it was a group of cats. At the back of the temple is a door I have to kick down. Inside looks like a modern day house. The windows won't come up and there is one door in the back of the house. Open it to find a fence is blocking my way out, on the other side of the fence is what looks to be Gravestones with Chinese Lions on top of them. I am Buddhist so this part isn't that out there. There is another door to my right that must be kicked down...it appears to be the same house with the same door and same windows, both houses are empty. I open up the door and there's a big green hill with no graves. I always wake up at this point.

Posted on: 2012-04-19 by Guest

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Posted on: 2015-04-27 by Guest

I stay at home and look after the children



Posted on: 2015-06-08 by Guest

I work for a publishers

Posted on: 2015-06-08 by Guest

Where are you calling from?

Posted on: 2015-06-08 by Guest

I'd like to tell you about a change of address

Posted on: 2015-04-28 by Guest

We'd like to offer you the job

Posted on: 2014-09-17 by BATMAN5298

i had a dream that i was with my friend and we had to do a bunch of competition. most were friendly but then it went into robbing store and in the dream i just woundnt do it.

Posted on: 2015-11-29 by Caz1511

I had a dream last night I was at home and this big built tall guy with a light green face tried capturing me . I could see my partner trying to help and fend him off, I could see me running and hiding and the surroundings was familiar to me.. I ran to my parents house and saw my dad sat on couch but then ended up outside and I tried opening the door but this monster guy tried grabbing me I woke up crying my eyes out please can some one give me some advice

Posted on: 2015-06-08 by Guest

I HAVE DREAM TO BUILD MY HOME. NOW I LIVING IN A TWO ROOMS WITH MY TWO KIDS AND HUSBAND, THAT WAS SO DELICATE TO LIVE, I LIKE TO BUILD MY HOME WITH TWO MORE BED ROOMS AND WITH ONE PRIVATE PRAYER ROOM FOR ME TO PRAY WITH GOD. THAT'S MY DREAM

Posted on: 2017-03-22 by Guest

To go at Ultra Music Festival and play my tracks on Main Stage is my dream... It will become a reality very soon! Believe it!

Posted on: 2015-05-24 by Guest

I'd like a phonecard, please

Posted on: 2018-01-21 by Guest

So, last night I had a dream that one of my friends and I kissed. To give a little background, we are both girls, 16, straight, and we run cross country and track together. In the dream, I don’t remember where we were but two of my other running friends were there too, about 20 feet away from us. My friend(call her D) and I were talking about something and I keep thinking that we kissed as a sort of “practice” for me. Well, we kissed and it felt good. There wasn’t any tongue involved but it was more than one kiss. D said something I don’t remember and then we kissed again. This time I started on her neck(no hickeys though) and as I kissed her neck she let out a little moan. I smiled when she did because then I knew I was doing okay(btw this was my first kiss in the dream and I still haven’t had a first kiss in real life). Next, I moved to D’s lips and we “made out” for a little bit(still no tongue). I remember that she wrapped her legs around me at some point and then the kiss ended. She went somewhere and I went over to my other friends earlier mentioned. I said, “I just had my first kiss with D” and we all started giggling. That’s all I remember. I don’t know what this dream means because I’ve never thought of doing any of that with D. Even in the dream, I really did enjoy the kisses and they felt good, but I never wanted to do anything more with D in the dream or in real life.

Posted on: 2015-04-30 by Guest

Thanks funny site

Posted on: 2015-04-30 by Guest

I was born in Australia but grew up in England

Posted on: 2014-08-28 by Guest

What I'm about to talk about is something that I'm a little hesitant to mention. I've kept it to myself, mostly, for the past few years and haven't spoken much about it to anyone. But, I've thought about it many times and lately almost every day. I don't know how to discuss it without it sounding a little crazy, so I guess the best way is to just tell every thing about it word for word. I'll be as honest as I can and try not to leave anything out. Here we go.... Back in 2011, I had a recurring dream every night for a few weeks. The best way I can describe it is by saying that, basically, I was on a beach chasing a girl I knew, but couldn't see. Let me explain. It was me, well, at least I thought it was me. It felt like me. I was chasing a girl on a beach. A girl that, apparently from what the dream was implying, I was deeply in love with. So much so that I'm not even sure there's words to describe such a feeling. Definitely nothing I've ever felt in my real life, while awake. Anyway, back to me. Like I said, it felt like me, but it didn't look like me. I was, physically, essentially a different person but I still felt like myself, if that makes sense. I was chasing this girl and I remember hearing lots of laughter. It was definitely a happy time. Each night that I had this dream, I would get closer and closer to catching up with whoever this mysterious girl was. Let's talk more about her. All I got from the dream was that she was my "true love". I put those words in parenthesis because I don't feel those words can really apply to something like this. She was more than a girlfriend, more than a wife, etc. She just felt like more to me. I remember her being slightly taller than most girls, but not by much. She was really quite skinny, but not in an unhealthy way. Black hair. Long, flowing black hair. Her skin was smooth and had a slightly pale complexion. She was wearing a dress, but I'm not sure what color. Another thing I remember, is her spirit. She was adventurous, willing to fight, stand her ground. She was the type to stick with you and have your back no matter what, even if it meant facing death. The kind of girl that attracts me the most because I'm the exact same way. I'm not sure how I know all of this, but the best I can say is that it was only implied somehow through the dream. Now, like I said, each night I would get closer and closer to catching up with her, and the closer I got, the more real it felt. Finally, on the last night of having this recurring dream, I got close enough that I could have touched her. I remember her laughing, and then turning her head to look back at me. What I saw took me aback, and even in the dream, I remember stopping and just looking straight ahead. What I saw was this girl, this mysterious, beautiful girl that I supposedly knew, looking back at me... but she had no face. That's right. She didn't have a face. Where there should have been eyes, nose and a mouth, was only a white nothingness. That's where the dream ended. I still can't seem to understand what the dream meant. It felt so real and familiar that I sometimes wonder if it could have been a memory, and not a dream at all. But, if it was a memory, where have I lived that before? I know believing in reincarnation or "past lives" isn't something for everyone, but I don't think it can be ruled out. It was too surreal. It felt like a far away place and time, but even so, still very familiar to me, almost like I would wake up and be where I was in the dream. Perhaps, it's a vision from the future. Maybe I'm being told something good is coming my way, but that it won't be so obvious at first. What really chills me to think about is how much love and happiness I felt. So much so, that I don't think anyone in this life could replicate it. How familiar it all felt. I knew this girl. Yet, I didn't know her name and I couldn't see her face. I looked different too, like I said. If it hadn't been for how I felt, I wouldn't have recognized it as myself. To this day, I can still picture everything so clearly that a picture could be drawn up from my description alone, even down to the sand dunes and seagulls flying in the air. If anyone does read all of this, would you mind offering up opinions on what it could be? I can only gain so much insight looking at it from my own perspective. Also, has anyone else ever had dreams that were similar to this? Hopefully, in time, it will get clearer.

Posted on: 2015-01-12 by IllMindofGod

I had a dream last night of this girl that I'm pretty interested in, but in the dream she was blind and not a whole lot happened. The only things I remember was that she was blind but during the dream she became interested in me and we started dating, and for some reason my whole family was all in this very small house and someone in my immediate family was very sick. (that may be because my grandmother right now is in very bad condition) but I would like to know all I could about the dream.

Posted on: 2015-06-09 by Guest

What sort of music do you like?

Posted on: 2015-04-28 by Guest

Could you give me some smaller notes?

Posted on: 2015-11-19 by Alex Socketines

Since I was eight years old I often dream I come to school feeling myself very scared and anxious. At the begining I think it's because I haven’t done my homework and I fear that the teacher tests me on something I haven’t studied. Suddenly, the teacher orders me to come in front of the class but I always freeze in my tracks and my mates begin to laugh at me and I ‘m not able to understand why, then when I want to stand up I immediately realize I don’t have any shoes on and my confusion is complete: I see myself and confirm that I’m wearing pants, shirt, tie and the jacket of my uniform, but only gray socks on my feet. Then the other pupils try to step on my feet making fun of me and making the rest of the school notice me in socks. However I feel kind of safe at my desk trying to hide my feet under the chair. As I remain seated, lesson hours always seem to last forever because I wish I could run away quickly but as the time of returning home nears, my suffering increases by not knowing what to do since I begin to face the mortification of going home in my socks. At the end the bell rings and I get out of classroom walking as fast as I can go through the crowd in the yard where all students are making fool of me. Suddenly, I see the class bully carrying my shoes and I am afraid he wants to get rid them so I run after him but as I am just wearing socks my feet hurt , then my socks get torn and dirty and I feel more miserable. Finally when I’m just about to catch him crossing a wide street, a car sounds the horn and when I’m just to be hit I wake up sweating with a start followed by a great relief when I realized it was a nightmare !

Posted on: 2016-04-10 by Guest

This wasnt necessarily a dream but a vision I had while meditating after excercising. (Not properly, just because it slows my heartbeat and feels nice.) In real life I'm hated how people seemed to treat me like a dog, it insulted me so much. I was a dog and there was a woman petting me, I loved this woman more than anyone else in the world. We visited different places like the zoo, often on a bench, and often raining with an umbrella. One time we were on top of a mountain. In front of us at the bottom of the mountain was a divide of forest and river. The moon was dark in the center but light around. Suddenly I heard something that sounded like thousands of coyotes and a greyish fox sat on the bench next to us as well as a coyote.