Posted on: 2015-06-07 by Guest

Will I get paid for overtime?

Posted on: 2010-12-28 by IceUser

Last night I was chased down by a lime green dear!! IMD



Posted on: 2014-05-04 by Guest

We'll I got the best fucking dream ever! I was in the Captain America exhibit from The Winter Soldier talking with Robert Redford!

Posted on: 2014-09-27 by Guest

I saw in my dream an blue angel with wings and een golden globe above her head i was sitting on the other side off the table an book with black writting text was shown to me i heard an inner voice but i do not remeber what it said.



Posted on: 2014-08-20 by Guest

How many are there in a book?

Posted on: 2017-01-16 by Guest

My neighbors went psychotic and killed my other neighbors.

Posted on: 2016-03-16 by ilove67

last night i was my kitchen and a quarrel broke out with me and my fridge.... IMD



Posted on: 2013-08-12 by Mercenary47

Last night, I dreamed I was back in my old apartment again, but much older, yet by myself. Then I met this girl (either a neighbor or just popped up in the dream) named Krista (I knew the spelling, despite seeing it written down in the dream...). Had a thick accent, as if she was from a country in Europe. We were getting along just fine, seemed to gravitate out of close friendship, and into a serious relationship. I felt this overwhelming feeling in my chest, as if in my dream, I felt that I really loved this lady before me. I felt it as if it were a warm, brightening touch enveloping my chest, covering it with a warm radiance. As you can tell, I was really deep in my sleep for it to be affecting my body as I lay. We then started to have sex for the first time between the two of us. When I inserted myself into her, the look on her face showed shock, then pain. She let out these sort of mewling, gasping sounds of pain. I then felt the crimson pouring down onto me, so I embraced her, and let her softly cry it out onto my left shoulder, patting her back, letting her know that this is what happens the first time, and only the first, but it gets so much better afterwards. After she calmed down, I hear my door open. All of a sudden, we are both fully clothed, and my family are over in some sort of surprise visit thing. Both Krista and I wanted to continue our love making, but we realized we couldn't engage in it thanks to this surprise visit. We both decided to have sex outside, in the snow (what the fuck?). We were wandering around behind the building I was living in, and we stumbled upon a park surrounded by multiple apartment complexes. As we picked out a spot, we see a group of uncouth youths ahead of us about to engage in some sort of turf war between another group. As we turned around to go somewhere else, a third group emerges from the shadows of a building and head towards our direction. I tell Krista to make a run for an alleyway with a gate at the entrance. We both try to jump over it, but get pulled down and face our young assailants. I hear them laughing, basically exuding their giddy excitement as they talk amongst themselves what they're going to do to the both of us. I try to calmly ask the individuals to let both Krista and I go, how we didn't see a thing, nothing needs to get worse, have my wallet, basically dotting my i's and crossing my t's. These seem to fall on deaf ears as one of the youths can somehow sense that I was on the verge of tears, not in fear for me, but in fear of Krista's safety. I couldn't bear the thought of seeing her harmed, and that alone was enough to leave me with a quivering voice and stinging eyes. It seemed one of the members of this entourage could somehow sense my fear, my displeasure in this whole escapade they're engaging themselves in, that he actually came over and started to stare at my eyes, trying to keep my left one open so he can stare into it, all while repeating that I shouldn't be afraid. I can feel my eyes close hard as the tears come dangerously close to falling. I then overhear one of them saying that they were going to gang rape Krista in front of me, and 3 of the others decide to go ahead with the plan and approach her. That's when my eyes flew open. I immediately surveyed my surroundings and noticed how all of them, including one who was holding onto the collar of my shirt a little under arm's length, were getting a front seat view of what was going to happen to Krista. I either snap the neck of the assailant in front of me, or throw his face onto a gate (don't remember which), and pick up this weird pistol hanging from his waistline as a makeshift holster. I look at it, wonder as to how it even functions with its design. I get this post-apocalyptic vibe from it, but then the feeling subsides as I now have the attention of everyone by Krista, turning towards me and creeping slowly forward, with their hands on level with their chest. I pull a lever from this vibrating, pulsing pistol, which then snaps back into the back of the pistol, and all of the assailants begin to laugh, as if I somehow did something wrong. They seem to be gaining confidence, and I see one reaching for his side. I immediately knew he had a weapon, and right when I turned to him with the gun, right before I pulled the trigger, I woke up. My heart was beating pretyy damn fast after that one, although it sucked I couldn't see it to its end thanks to my cat going nuts next to me... IMD

Posted on: 2015-04-29 by Guest

perfect design thanks

Posted on: 2013-03-16 by Guest

In my dream it started with, some sort of birth-day party, a bunch of people came into a room lined up all around the room and then we were told to sit down, then the girls were told to start fucking all of the guys. I was confused but everyone seemed to start doing it, so a girl hopped on my cock and started riding. It looked like there was more girls than guys, more maybe the perfect amount. The dream was so vivid, but I can't say that was a good thing. The atmosphere was so dark, I think that the place we were in was controlled by different gods, as if they were fighting for the world. I remember seeing some kind of electric god standing next to a plasma god. But anyways, after that I exited the "world" into some kind of building, there were people outside there waiting to go in. I was all like, "You're gonna love it in there man, I'm not gonna tell ya what happened but you're gonna love it!" Then a guy comes up to me (I think he worked there) and he put a staple in my left cheek, I believe it was so I didn't talk about that place. I think I could still talk, but the dream was so vivid so OUCH.

Posted on: 2015-05-01 by Guest

Sorry, I ran out of credit

Posted on: 2014-08-02 by Guest

I'm from England rk pa bank loans with no credit history specimens, more than twenty (20) milliliters of blood products (includes blood, serum, plasma,

Posted on: 2015-04-28 by Guest

Very funny pictures

Posted on: 2015-04-30 by Guest

I've got a full-time job

Posted on: 2014-02-01 by Guest

Last night i dreamed that i went to this field trip sort of thing and i somehow forgot my boots. I didn't notice until we were on the bus. i ran back inside, but everything was dark. i grabbed my boots and i was about to leave, when i heard someone ask "what are you doing here?" i turned and saw this really cute guy just standing there. I asked him "what are YOU doing here?" and then he told me he worked there. We were just standing together when these random guys appeared. For some reason i was scared of them so i told him to hold my hand, he did. The guys passed us and he smiled down at me (he was taller) and he said "your way of holding hands is cute" The odd thing is that i have NEVER seen this guy before in my life. I've been trying to find related dreams, but failed to find any. Do you guys know what this means?... IMD

Posted on: 2012-07-26 by Guest

I pointed a gun them to make them leave and one of them takes it fro my and shoots herself in the mouthy mother and friend where In the car

Posted on: 2015-05-25 by Guest

Yes, I love it!

Posted on: 2015-04-30 by Guest

I'd like to send this parcel to

Posted on: 2013-05-25 by Guest

Last night, and many other nights for as long as I can remember, I dreamt that I went into a house and found a secret entrance. It's been a door in a closet, a laundry shoot under the sink in the bathroom, etc but it always leads to the same place---outside. There's nothing behind me now. Where ever I entered from is gone. I see two buildings in front of me. A nice house on the left and something different all the time on the right. I always go to the building on the right first. In this building, there are a series of clues and hidden things that require figuring out passwords and solving puzzles. I always seem to know the answer and exactly where to look. Then, every time, sometime during all of this, I remember this dream. I've had it before. Oh no. I run out of the building, towards the house, and up to the door. I can see through it and I see a little girl run passed and I freeze. I need to save her but I'm frozen, again. . . The house erupts in enormous flames. As quickly as it happened, it's over and everything is ash except for a picture of the girl. I pick it up and think of how I failed to save her, again. Then random stuff happens. For example, if I watched something with zombies in it lately, they'll appear and chase me IMD.

Posted on: 2015-04-26 by Guest

What's the last date I can post this to to arrive in time for Christmas?

Posted on: 2014-01-11 by Guest

We're at university together

Posted on: 2015-01-23 by Guest

Stolen credit card

Posted on: 2015-06-08 by Guest

Thanks for calling

Posted on: 2014-09-10 by Guest

I had a dream where I was some random guy. I could see through his eyes, but I was not myself. It would've been cool if me, just my body, was somewhere else. Anyway, in this dream, I was in a shop buying some stuff. Then, one of the people working there approach me and ask me if I need any help. Then, I let something fall and it breaks. For some reason, the employee brought a glass of water for the broken thing, and he spilled all the water. While he was really scared that his boss might fire him for such an action, I brought some paper, and I cleaned the floor. Then, suddenly, the boss' car, being infront of the shop, blew up for some reason. Then, the boss walks in, sees me cleaning the floor, and blames me for destroying his car. He ran toward me, then the employees tried to stop the boss, told me to get out, so I got out, then they locked all the doors and put some metal thing at the doors so the boss can't get out. Then, I see through the glass door that their boss just shrugs them off, destroy the metal and the glass door. Then, he was outside, in front of me. I could see that his eyes were totally red. In my dreams, this is a sign that that person wants to kill you. So, I tried to run away, but the boss just does an evil laugh, catches me, then I woke up....

Posted on: 2016-12-07 by Edapliks

my best dream was this: i was on a tour with my class, and i found some random mittens lying there they were purple like mittens i have in real life but i knew it wasnt mine but from a shop,that my classmates got fairy wings from,i putted my mittens on me and i began to flap i used my hands as wings and i flew but it wasnt so easy i couldnt fly wery high up i flew up only the half of height of a flat but that was because i got tired by flapping so much so i landed on a small building i remeber i saw my teacher and some bullies in my class was mad at me so i escaped from them but i flew over them for some time and teased them a bit that was the funniest part of my dream i remember how much fun it was to fly it felt so real and i was flapping with my hands it felt so real i thought that was real i thought i could fly away now and do what i wanted to do i was so happy untill i woke up and realized that was just a dream. i have had flappy dreams before where i flapped to fly im not sure how many times i had thoose dreams maybe 3–4 times? I dreamt another flappy dream where i somehow was captured by an evil king or queen (i dont remember) and that i discovered in the dream that i could fly by flappying and i escaped from the evil one and flew over a dark blue meadow garden (blues my favourite colour) i remember that when i escaped i saw the person who had me captured was angry and was somehow saying:COME BACK HERE! then the dream ended i remember i had some more dreams heres another one: it was snowy i went with a group of people somewhere to see something special i remember when we got there it was so large and tall that i began to flapp again to fly up to look closer at it i remember it was near a wooden castle or i have many types of dreams but the flappy ones are the best and they feel so real its like im using my hands or arms to fly and i really get tired of it and i cant fly wery high up i always think theyre real when i see them i have even tried to flapp in real life but it didnt work but i have had some strange other dreams too after eating cheese i saw my school was selling stuffed animals of my little pony friendship is magic i remember i bought some and after that i got to some kind of a waterpark i remember i had alot of fun untill slided down a large slide and somehow i did a fail i dont remember which fail i did but someone filmed me and postex it on the internet and it became viral and after that i had a little more fun and woke up i always get sad after seeing great dreams when i wake up :((((