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Sexual dream. I also meet an old friend beforehand. I posted this on another dream forum but it crashed and nobody can get to it. I was living in my house, it was in the middle of a city. The front door was wide open and anybody could come in for some reason. My old friend, who I haven't seen in a long time, came in. I didn't mind because I haven't seen him in a long time. I sat in my chair, and he sat on the couch with his suitcase. He was talking about his career of being famous and being in the the media (just in the dream, not real life). I was asking him questions about being famous, but I was starting to get bored, and he kept going on and on. Suddenly two naked women walked in with signs covering their breasts. The signs were advertising free sex. They were most likely streetwalkers. The more talkative one walked up to me and started talking to me. I was embarrassed by being asked for sex in front of my friend, so I kept trying to shoo them away. She walked to my friend instead, and my friend started having sex with her. The other girl walked up to my side and started flirting with me, putting her arm around my shoulders and rubbing my chest with her other hand. I stopped feeling embarrassed and started feeling aroused. I took her over to the couch and sat down. My friend and his girl were lying down on the couch having sex, but there was still enough room. I pulled down my pants and my girl started masturbating me. It felt so good. After a few minutes, she started sucking me off until I woke up.

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Posted on: 2014-12-30 by Guest

I am a 20 year old girl with absurdly freaky dreams. This dream is very sexual soooo I dreamt that i was in school with another friend of mine and Then this older man had Asked her on a date to the movies, and i went with her. The guy got a little angry that i was There too but he got over it. I had a purse with me and my new lipstick was in There.. But i couldnt find it. We were sitting on a Bench outside the movies and i spilled out my whole purse Trying to find my lipstick and while i did this the two of them went into the movie theatre. After i found my lipstick i went into the movies to try and find them but Then suddenly we were in a bedroom and i was watching him and her having sex 0.o!!!!! She was giving him a blowjob and he kept saying"not like that" and got angry etc because she wasnt good in bed. Then she went into the livingroom to talk to her parents or somethig and Then the guy just Threw me on the bed and Started having sex with me. The other girl came back in and Started screaming etc because he was havig sex with me, but he didnt stop and said "Oh yes youre so much better" but I didnt think he was thaaaat Good... So suddenly he dissapaird too and michael copon was there (a hot actor) and he laid me down on the bed again and starting kissing me and licking my boobs and he was amazing!!! But we never had sex because suddenly he was gone and the Room turned into ice... And Then i walked in this long ice tunnel inside the woods.. And i suddenly saw this white lady and she said " you can find a bus full of people taking you home at the other side of the road" i went There and There was a bus full of people but when i waved no one could see me.. Then i realized i was dead and everyone i had Been with was also dead

Posted on: 2016-10-22 by Guest

This hotel/B&B has made it into my dreams a few times over the last couple months and ot always seems to be an omen. Last night was the worst. The dream began with mw being at this hotel with my family ajd boyfriend and then all of the sudden, thw apocalypse starts. The ground shook and the sky turned dark and at night the moon was blood red. At night these being would comw down feom the sky, they were like Aliens, only they seemed to be much more like spiritual beings than "aliens." They woupd come down and take any and all humans, the first round of them were imfecting a large amount of the population with oretty much a zombie virus. People began eating themselves and eachother. The second round of them was hardley ever visible, they shot powerful weapons from far distances and people were falling flat everywhere. I dont remember what the third round did but I remember that myself, my family and boyfriend who had all survived, traveled a long way between the second and third wave during the day (when the aliens seemed relatively inactive). The fourth wave of them was the strangest, the 3rd wave ended early in the morning, and then after what seemed to be only a few moments, it began getting dark again, the sky filled with thick flouds that looked like water, amd begun swirling in the sky. At this point there was only a few other people near us that we had essentially teamed up with, we didnt know who else or where else people were alive. All of the sudden, the loudest noise I ever heard started, it was more like a low roned vibration throughout the entire Earth, it seemed. Then the absolutw largest thing I had ever seen in my life cane out from the sky, imagine the worlds largest sky skrscraper, multiply it by 10, and have it levitating. It was cloaked in black and had an expressionless face, that was mainly covered. People around us I did not even know were there began levitating, including my family and myself. The sky was litered with people. The large digure started pointing a mirror at each person, some would shoot towards the sky and disappear when he did, others did nothing at all. As he shone the mirror towards me he said something to the effect of "My Moon mirror will shine the light directly into your brain." And then I woke up, very upset.

Posted on: 2015-05-26 by Guest

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I had a dream where I got one dollar for every minute I used a computer. I used the computer every single day and got at most $600 a day. After a week (in dream time) I had earned in total $4200. I spent $210 of it on an iPad, $90 on the complete TV series of Happy Tree Friends, $32 on 8 Shasta Cola bottles, $300 for two new large wall fans for my room and put the rest into the family funds. All those money problems were solved.

Posted on: 2015-05-27 by Guest

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Posted on: 2015-05-27 by Guest

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Posted on: 2015-01-01 by Guest

Last night, Long story but it even got more fucked up because it was a dream inside the dream, I even felt it was really hard when coming out the dream... Just weird shit was happening, like me doing weird stuff In my garden, making loads of noise, waking my step mum up so she got annoyed n said go sleep so I went to my room n fell asleep, I then woke up with her coming into my room sitting on the edge of my bed while she was saying how I hope me n her haven't fallen out n how she never means anything bad, then I remember saying like is this a dream? Is this for real? Am I sleeping? Then I started having a panic attack then she goes and turns into some Demon fucking thing n try's eating me then I woke up. It was even more weird because I found it HARD to wake up... If anyone could tell me about this dream or understand this dream, please let me know. IMD

Posted on: 2015-08-06 by Guest

Well, this isn't really a dream, but since this website is sort of like an avenue for it, just a few minutes ago, i woke up with much difficulty. It all started with the realization and awareness that i was dreaming. I wanted to wake up, and it's almost a bit like i'm being pulled towards my bed. I can't raise my torso, or move parts of my body, or speak. I am wondering, however if this is sleep paralysis, or it's just something else. By the way, there isn't a sort of 'demon' in my dream, so i think it rules out the sleep paralysis theory.

Posted on: 2013-11-07 by Guest

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Posted on: 2015-05-09 by Guest

Last night i drempt sonething that left me thinking in doubt of somethings.The part that left me feeling a bit wierd was where i started kissing this guy i just see at school,i dont talk to him or anything.But where it scared me was that he turned into my brother but when i was kissing the guy it felt good but when i kissed him again and i looked at him and i saw he was my brother i was in wtf mode but still kissing him ...id like to know if someone knows what this mmeans.thanks if you know please tell me. 😊

Posted on: 2015-05-24 by Guest

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Posted on: 2015-04-26 by Guest

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Posted on: 2015-05-25 by Guest

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Posted on: 2017-02-05 by Guest

I had a dream where me and my friends were throwing cherrybombs at chucke cheese and an old man with a shotgun came out and started chasing us I hid behind a limbo and he found us so we ran a lady caught my friends and I ran into the highway and went into the subway and hid behind a Pepsi machine joe Jackson started to interrogate her and then I said yes he looked at me and started chasing me into the dark subway and I woke up

Posted on: 2015-04-28 by Guest

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Posted on: 2015-04-29 by Guest

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Posted on: 2014-04-16 by Guest

I just had this crazy dream about myself.. it ended up inconclusive but ill give it a go. It started in HighSchool (idk which one) we were three friends (which i know) we were very popular... we talk to everyone and everyone liked us... (idk why) suddenly it was time to say goodbye to our school (i figured it was the day after graduation) then a girl comes up to me and says to my 2 friends¨ before you go say good by to my friends because they always wanted to talk to you two¨ while they were talkin... i was with other friends talkin about how i want to be a director (which im not) i went to get my friends which were hookuing up with the girls.. and went home. Suddenly i was in a abandonned house talkin with someone (idk who) that i want to make a movie here.. it was huge and at the edge of a ravine which you could see a river. It looked scary but i wasnt afraid for some reason because i felt at home there.. there was a room with 1 huge door. but i couldnt open it. Suddenly my dream started in the same house but i was not present. i was looking to a mother around 50 years and 3 girls around their 20´s (idk if they were sisters but they were beautiful) and a long haired blonde man which was working there..they lived in the house... but 1 of the girls was blonde but always had a face of ¨i wanna kill sombody´ she was creepy. suddenly i heard an argument (i dont remember what was about) with the blonde girl. I was brought back to the mansion when i asked myself if it was a vision. while lookig around the ravine and down to the river i jumped back.. this time it was during night time. one of the girls was brunette (which was me). and she was been haunted by a woman ghost.. scary looking but was wearing a dirty wedding dress. as the brunette i told the mother what was going on and she helps me getting rid of her.. but suddenly i was cornered by the ghost. it told me that i was no going to get away. and suddenly jumped on me. Scared i went back to the abandoned mansion. but at the same time. i was looking at 2 ghosts one looked like the blonde girl and the other was the blonde guy but he was shirtless and wearing a mask like Bane from Batman. he had blades instead of arms. Suddenly i felt an anxeity for oppening that huge door which i did and it was a room with to other doors. a Brown (left) and a White (right) i noticed that the blonde spirit did not want me to open the door and the blond guy wanted me to. the spirit materalized into this beautiful blonde girl. which was the same as my visions and tried to stop me but she did not have any strenght nor i was mislead into her comments. i opened the Brown door but the girl stopped me i just oppened a little bit but i noticed it was dark and i saw my face laying like i was dead and some black stuff coming out of my eyes. i was shocked. then the other spirit forced open the other door. the bodies of 3rd sister (which was hispanic), the mother´s and the blonde came out floating asleep. The blonde girl screaming NOOOO feaked me out.. suddenly they bodies woke up and looked at us.. the blonde spirit holding me wwas sucked inside the blonde body and the other 2 said¨ there is nothing here¨ and fell into the floor and the same black stuff came out from their eyes. i quickly noticed they were dead.. i was scared i didnt know whats goind on. She tossed the bodies inside the same room and as she opened the door i noticed that the brunette was laying down on top of the body that looked like me with the same black stuff on her eyes. i was shocked. suddenly the blonde girl started running she was going outside the house when the Blonde guy spirit stopped her and spoke as the voice of the mother saying that his job was to help me open the door. i realized he was the one giving me the visions. i noticed that they were at the entrance when i saw the blonde girl pregnant and i woke up. I was mind fucked and started to come up with reasons of how this happened and why was i involved.. it was a weird dream but i wanted to share it because it was like an mystery movie for me. idk what happened to the girl nor the blonde guy spirit. nor the guy that was with me at the beginning.. i had to share this

Posted on: 2015-04-27 by Guest

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