Posted on: 2015-04-29 by Guest

I'm self-employed

Posted on: 2015-04-27 by Guest

How do you spell that?



Posted on: 2015-04-27 by Guest

I've been cut off

Posted on: 2015-06-08 by Guest

What are the hours of work?



Posted on: 2014-06-26 by RICHARDSHEKARI

ON THE 10TH OF JUNE 2014 I saw an angry one eyed giant-beast walked down from the mountains, with huge flying ancient birds sufficed from underneath the earth; their number so great it blot out the sun. Men, women and children running and filled with fear but no place to hide! These wicked creatures seek for whom to devour as they attacked fiercely and mercilessly feeding upon humans

Posted on: 2015-04-29 by Guest

I'd like to withdraw $100, please

Posted on: 2014-12-05 by Guest

I saw most of my family ( including my dead grandmothers), smoked a huge joint with some of my cousins and other randoms, and then somehow ended up two feet away from a massive bullfrog in a pond I've never seen before



Posted on: 2012-10-16 by candydreams

CandyDreams Dreams: Dream Effected Kid's Name: Sylvestr Lozynskyy Dream Effected Kid's Country: Ukraine The dream was the world changing to candy in 5 billion years. ground was changing to chocolate, sky was changing to cotton candy, and every house was changing to lollipops, and the doors was changing to apple pie doors. the next day, people were giving away trash, the world was burning. and everyone died.

Posted on: 2011-05-26 by bobbette3

Last night I had a strange dream that i was talking to an Elephant who then happens to become my very good friend. After a year or so it gave birth and we were all happy.On a certain day there was a heavy rain and the elephant was in my house about eight storey building just as we were talking as usual then came a very strong wind that took away the offspring of the Elephant. The young Elephant fell down flat and died instantly immediately the older Elephant cried and jumped too and fell really flat and died instantly but that created pandemonium in my area because the noise was too much for people to comprehend. IMD

Posted on: 2012-02-08 by Guest

I was in a complex where me and a group of people were doing tests (maybe endurance and problem solving) I was being thrown around the room by and invisible force and trying to control where I was going and I was thrown into a barbwire fence and it dug into my skin and then I flew back to the other side of the room and I pushed a button which was going to release a giant monster of some kind. I ran back to the group and seen a door so I went and hid in there. It was like a break room and in there was another door with a little window. I looked inside and seen monitors and an asian guy sitting in there and he saw me. He came out to talk with me when one of my group came in to see what I was doing. The asian guy was saying how he was looking for a way for me to get out the testing complex. He was wanting to destroy all the testing complexes in the country (no one knew about them) He said the way out was through a hidden fire escape of which there were only four in all the testing chambers (there were a lot) He said he has known me for years so I apparently have been testing for a long time. I then woke up.

Posted on: 2016-07-27 by srisri

i had a dream about a place with big very big trees & open space its seems to be very realistic i can feel its reality i strongly believe such place may exist because human brain can only imagine what he know or what he saw iam just posting this to know weather any other people in this world had similar dream ..........? if so let me know ...

Posted on: 2015-04-27 by Guest

Which year are you in?

Posted on: 2015-04-26 by Guest

I work here

Posted on: 2015-07-13 by WolfgangBrown

Last night Me and my family are in a city during winter, there is a giant spherical tin robot going around destroying everything, and killing people. I am separated from my family and find myself alone with the robot. It stands upon a pile of rubble, with long metallic legs holding up it's round body, then a hatch from beneath it opens up after it makes a loud metallic moaning sound, the moment the hatch opens, tonnes upon tonnes of blood and organs falls out, at first i think that these belonged to the victims, but the robot begins to moan further and seems to be dying, the innards actually belonged to the robot, and it has just ended it's life by pouring them out. Despite what the robot had done and the people it had killed, i couldn't help but feel sad for it, and sympathise with it in it's last moments. IMD

Posted on: 2015-05-24 by Guest

I came here to study

Posted on: 2015-05-01 by Guest

To start me and my boyfriend have been on and off for 5 years and we have a perfect 3 year old boy that we both adore we are young parents 19&20. I always had the worst trust issues cause my past with him years ago and with my ex I was cheated on. so I had this dream first I planned to go to dinner with my family until this got in the way so I never made it to dinner. I felt like something was off he acted like nothing was but I felt he didn't really care if he was with me or not. like how I been feeling for a couple weeks. so on my laptop his messages were coming up and I saw he was talking to other girls. I didn't get to read the messages tho cause he got a notification that I logged in and came rushing over and exited out of the messages. so I was so mad I just remember hitting him for so long. I said we are done and he didn't even care he just said "alright" then I cried more cause I didn't understand how he could let me hurt like this and not care. I walked out in the Kitchen and my mom said she jus had a feeling he was cheating. which I swear this women can feel everything and she's right lol. and then when he left my old close friend was with me saying she was talking to someone new and it was some random guy we knew and we where in is front yard and I looked over and just saw some pine trees and a fancy little airplane come out of the pine trees then go back in. then she explained how he took her on a airplane ride. I always have wild vivd dreams and it be nice to have my dream interpreted rather than googling others every morning lol.

Posted on: 2015-06-08 by Guest

I was at a big store with my mother, most of the dream was of me looking around at things and asking my mom to get me this stuffed animal, but I regarded it because I didnt think I really wanted it. When me and my mom was in the check out line, I saw a middle aged man in a camo suit and camo baseball hat. He was there with his supposed son who was chubby with wearing camo too. The man looked at his son and told him, " Ima show you how to catch a deer." The man looked at me and he aimmed a riffle at me, I took noticed and dodged when he shot the bullet. I quickly ran out of the store with the man still chasing and shooting to my moms car. I jumped in the car, and apparently my mom was already in the car and she started to drive away with the man staring. Later, when I was home, everyone was working. My dad, my mom and sister. I was staring out the window when a red truck pulled up, I recognized it as my best friends dads. When it drove up I heard shot fires and got scared, I was thinking about that man who tried to kill me. I hurridly ran out to the car and looked at my friends dad and begged him for a ride. He nodded thoughtfully and I jumped in the car. As he drove the gun shots got louder and louder as my fear grew more intense. Suddenly the car swung and bumped down a steep hill in the forest with not many trees, the car struck a tree with the hood and was stopped. I looked at my friends dad and my eyes grew wide. It was that man with the rifle. He stared at me with dark and black bagged eyes. He asked me what his name was, as in referring to my friends father. I answered the name correctly. He then asked what his wifes name was. I think I answered wrong. The man reached for his rifle beside him slowly and asked, who his daughter was. I answered either Brittney or something that started with an M. Which was wrong. I leaned against the door with my back as he kept reaching for his rifle, his eyes never left mine. I reached for the door handle as slowly and carefully as he was reaching for his rifle. I opened the door as in slow motion I fell out the door, the mans hand or the seatbuckle had a grip on my necklace, still in slow motion the necklace came undone, showing 3 unknown symbols. Now in the air slowly I was falling, in the middle of the woods, as if the car fall was higher. The images of angels and god paintings flashed also with what was happening, mumbles were happening as the flashing began. It felt like forever that was happening even though it might of taken a few seconds. Then a image of my face showed and I was crying. I mumbled either, " He has forgotten us." or " And in the end, I saw a smile on his face." Then a tear ran down my cheek quickly. And then I got impaled by a harpoon in the center of my stomach. Then I saw another girl get impaled in the neck, then a boy in the gut, everyone in the dream looked very young as they got impaled.More words and saying were said during all this happened. And when I woke up, I was in cold sweat, and I had slight pain in my gut as if someone with a longish fingernail had poked me in the center of my gut hard. I was scared that I didnt think I could go back to sleep, even though somehow I did.

Posted on: 2016-05-22 by Dalekbuster523

I dreamt last night that in October 2016 the Queen had given up the throne and it was now sometime in 2017; Prince Charles had stepped down struggling to cope with it being some anniversary of Princess Diana's death and Harry was holding a vote with people gathered around members of the Royal family as opposed to who should be King/Queen. William won and so William and Kate became King and Queen.

Posted on: 2015-06-08 by Guest

Will I have to work on Saturdays?

Posted on: 2015-04-28 by Guest

A financial advisor

Posted on: 2015-04-26 by Guest

What's the current interest rate for personal loans?

Posted on: 2015-04-30 by Guest

I've just graduated

Posted on: 2015-04-29 by Guest

Thanks funny site

Posted on: 2015-04-09 by Guest

Why is everything so difficult?,

Posted on: 2015-04-01 by Guest

I dream and wish that I will get a job offer from Prizm Payments today. I pray to almighty to bless me to get the job offer from Prizm Payments and I pray to them to forgive me for my mistakes and ego.