Posted on: 2015-04-29 by Guest

History

Posted on: 2015-05-01 by Guest

Some First Class stamps



Posted on: 2015-04-27 by Guest

We'll need to take up references

Posted on: 2015-04-29 by Guest

A few months



Posted on: 2015-06-08 by Guest

I've only just arrived

Posted on: 2015-04-29 by Guest

Go travelling

Posted on: 2015-04-30 by Guest

Could you ask him to call me?



Posted on: 2014-05-29 by pillowcase

From white a distant, broad, extensive landscape starts forming. As the landscape becomes clearer I see two futuristic cities, one at each end of the landscape. Cities of tall skyscrapers, gigantic grey morbid buildings emmitting pollution. Inbetween the cities is a vast plain, dead grass but a tree in the middle. The view slowly moves towards the tree and I see two figures from either city are walking towards it as if to meet. Boy from the left city, girl from the right city both around 10 years old. The view changes into a close up of the boy - the same way a pokemon battle would be seen. The picture switches back and fourth every 3-5 seconds between the girl and the boy. They are communicating but without language. Both of their eyes suffer from severe strabismus. I start to feel inside me an ineluctable ending is going to happen, unsure as to wether the ending is serious or minor. The feeling inside is that of a tone of voice changing towards the end of a phonecall. The final ten minutes of a class as you're thinking of near future plans. The houses on the few streets that move past your periphal vision as you drive home to your house. The months up until a death. I am overwhelmed by this feeling but it suddenly ends as the view switches back to the panoramic landscape. They both turn round and start to walk back to their cities. The picture retreats back to the view it entered the landscape in but slightly further revealing the landscape is inside a moon/circle/sun. Blackness surrounds the moon/sun. As the sun comes into full view it starts to eclipse (black sun) It is floating in nothingness, no stars, no sound.

Posted on: 2015-06-09 by Guest

Hold the line, please

Posted on: 2015-04-28 by Guest

I'd like to pay this cheque in, please

Posted on: 2014-03-17 by Guest

I was doing a training, like those kinds in movies. my friend was someone with a special power that had to be contained kind of thing. we met up everyday on top of a construction site, to train. this time, we had to try to fight being controlled. our "teacher" cast a spell on us and bound us to a special charm thing. it controlled you and you would do whatever the user chose for you to do. however when you were in this "state" you were unable to feel anything. to gain control, you had to try and feel something, like self inflicting pain. (biting yourself or something) my friend and i laid down on one of the many steel bar things in the construction site and our teacher cast the spell. we were stuck, but we began to fight the control spell thing. our teacher started to kind of play around with the magical paper thing and started to fling us around. your real body doesnt actually move, but you feel everything. so i felt like i was flying through the air kind of thing. i lost control of and couldnt fight it anymore. i only had little control, enough to be able to feel it. the teacher set the pieces of paper simply on the table and told us to train. nothing from what i saw was happening to the paper, but all of a sudden while i laid on the "floor", i felt like i was being squashed. as if someone put something ontop of my chest, and i couldnt breathe. i started screaming because i was afraid, but i realized that the feeling wasnt exactly painful. i dont know how to describe it, but it was something that should have hurt, but instead it was like something comforting. it was like a giant cute soft fluffy panda or something just giving you a bear hug. i was still rolling around and i was half screaming half laughing since i didnt know whatever that thing was. i accidentally rolled off the top of the site and started to fall.my dream went into a third person kind of thing and it showed me slipping off as i tried to grab on and i heard my friend shout. it ended just as that happened. (my friend was a guy, but i didnt actually recognize who that was. it was just in the dream that he was my friend. he was also someone that i liked in the dream because i remembered feeling awkward when i laid down beside him and shy.im a girl btw haha)

Posted on: 2017-11-25 by Guest

Last night I dreamt that my uncle ask me to marry him infront if other family members he was so loving and all that after we end up in a room where we had sex.

Posted on: 2015-04-27 by Guest

Sorry, you must have the wrong number

Posted on: 2015-04-26 by Guest

Special Delivery

Posted on: 2015-05-25 by Guest

Do you have any exams coming up?

Posted on: 2015-07-30 by Guest

I had this dream last night. Beyonce sang into a bottle og vodka so a long metal stick growed out the bottle and to the roof. That wasn't so long because it was inside a bus. Then she got outside and it was like 20 meter long when she sang into the bottle again. So she named it "bitch-stick" and she slapped everyone with it. Then Ellen Degeneres stole it and slapped her ass while they ran all over the island of Crete... The end.

Posted on: 2018-01-08 by Guest

Jaed and I got dressed. We were both wearing an all dark outfit, with skinny pants, a cape, and a hood that went over our faces like the Grim Reaper. We had dark masks that pulled down inside the hood and covered both of our faces. We went over to the neighbor’s house and met up with the rest of our group. There were five or six other people all dressed like us. They all had swords but I didn’t. The men came out of their house and we stood there staring at each other. Then a silent countdown, and we started fighting. Jaed came running over and threw me my sword. All around me, people were dying. My group was winning. We were running around twirling our capes and stabbing people. Then I was fighting somebody in the backyard. I could hear screaming and yelling by the house. The guy I was fighting had a horse and I was trying to kill him while he was galloping around. Finally, I got fed up and I grabbed him and took him to the side of the house where Jaed was finishing off the last few people. I stomped up to her and said, “He’s cheating! He won’t play right!” So, Jaed grabbed him and made him sit with the last two guys that were left. All of a sudden, we had two pistols instead of swords. We each shot a guy leaving the horse guy for last. We both shot him at the same time but he didn’t die. So, I whined, “Hey! Come on! He didn’t die!” Jaed grabbed her gun and hit him in the chest multiple times with the butt of her gun. I could hear the sounds of the bones breaking and the guy screaming. But I couldn’t look. Eventually, he died, but not after his blood splattered both of us. We left the three men by the house and went home. We took off our black clothes and scrubbed off the blood. Some of it was crusty. Then Jaed was on the top bunk eating peaches out of a bowl. And James came in and told us that ----------- (I don’t actually know the person’s name, but I remember that he was the boss.) wanted us and that we were in trouble. I said, “Oh, come on! We were doing the right thing! Why are we in trouble?” Then I woke up. Now that I think about it, I hate myself in this dream. I was a sickly coward. I wanted them all to die but I couldn’t do it myself. I don’t know what they had done wrong but I wanted to kill them. I think maybe I’m a coward in real life.

Posted on: 2015-04-21 by Guest

I had a dream that I was walking through some strange dimensional corridor, while Jesus was giving me a kind of lecture about life.

Posted on: 2015-04-26 by Guest

real beauty page

Posted on: 2015-05-26 by Guest

Last night I dreamt I was in a world apocalypse of some sort, the sky looked like the sun was setting, very dark orange .. There were ruins of Skype scrapers everywhere and even though me and the people I was with were running from something terrifying . I felt at peace.

Posted on: 2015-04-28 by Guest

I'd like to change some money

Posted on: 2015-04-27 by Guest

When do you want me to start?

Posted on: 2015-04-26 by Guest

Could you transfer $1000 from my current account to my deposit account?

Posted on: 2015-07-06 by Guest

Alright so I had a dream I was in the military on a 4 man team,we were climbing through vents and there were 2 different ways to turn. we split up into groups of 2 and pressed on when we got out of the vents we saw a lot of people I had no idea who they were, they started to shoot at me and we started to shoot back I killed 3 people then ran into a mobile home sat behind the bathroom door and loaded my Glock (gun)while I loaded the gun I realized I didn't know where my team mate was, then someone walked in I turned around the corner an threw a knife at him, he fell to the ground. as another person walked in shooting me twice I shot and killed him then fell on the bed in the mobile home as I was sitting there someone ran through the door and shot me again then jumped on top of me and was choking me out I reached for my gun but it was just out of reach so I pulled out another knife and stabbed him in the ribs yet he kept choking me then out of no where my team mate came out of no where and slit his throat the blood was falling all over my face I remember him trying to help me stand up and right after he got me to stand I woke up

Posted on: 2015-05-01 by Guest

On another call