Posted on: 2015-02-16 by RealMccoy13x

Last night I had a dream that I worked at this tech start up which was dimly lit like a night club. For some reason I had to take the worst piss ever. For some reason some asshole made the men's bathroom like a walk through Mardi Gras/ haunted house. Went through twice and couldn't find the urinal. This Asian guy was having the same experience I was, and we both found this another men's bathroom. This bathroom door had some Chinese symbol on it which......I don't know Chinese, but we both knew clearly meant STAY THE FUCK OUT. Regardless, the Asian guy led through the door....., and then there is another door. We press past the next door, then there is a third. By the time we get to the fourth this unhuman scream like that shit you hear in the movie ALIEN starts echoing out beyond the door. I turn around and Usain Bolt through more doors than we originally came through originally. Awoke from my dream thanks to the alarm. Pushed my GF out the way and made my way into the bathroom. Told her the whole story afterwards and I think she is still laughing.

Posted on: 2015-04-26 by Guest

I'm on work experience



Posted on: 2015-05-01 by Guest

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Posted on: 2014-10-18 by Guest

I have a crush on a boy in real life. He showed up in my dream he ate this candy and fell in love with me for about five min. After that was done he said "there's someone else..." Of course I was heart broken. There was more but I just wanted to focus on that part of my dream.



Posted on: 2017-10-28 by Guest

i had a dream i was in my friends house but the layout was a little different. i was in their sewing room but instead of the table with sewing machine there was a huge double bed. the house seemed to be made fully out of wood. i looked out the window and we seemed to be in some sort of huge city with skyscrapers and a great view of what looked like the ocean. the house seemed to be pretty high up as i could see houses and smaller skyscrapers below us. in the dream, my friends was angry at me for being in the house and i kept telling them i would leave as soon as possible but i seemed to be preoccupied with packing a lot of different items into backpacks and bags, also putting my cat in its carrier. suddenly my mother and grandmother were there also, i looked out the windows and there seemed to be 3 suns in the sky, not positioned in any pattern or anything just sort of spewed about. i was hanging my head out the window just looking at how bright they were when suddenly a bunch of guys in bright pink skinsuits dropped out of the sky from wires. they unzipped themselves from the suits and were dressed as soldiers and had guns. they started to infiltrate a bunch of other buildings and then came into ours telling us "grab your pencils and paper and get to the lobby" whilst pointing guns at us, my mother, grandmother, and friend all went to the lobby straight away as they were scared but i kept packing these bags before putting a backpack on my back and going. for some reason i wasnt scared. i dont remember how i got to this lobby but it was all made of what looked like mahogany wood with lots of windows. there were lots of people sat around the edge of the room whilst the soldiers were talking. i dont remember anything after this but it sure was a weird dream

Posted on: 2015-04-28 by Guest

Could I take your name and number, please?

Posted on: 2015-06-08 by Guest

I'd like to speak to someone about a mortgage



Posted on: 2016-05-11 by Guest

My dream was: I watched porn and got arested. JK! I was at the beach and my dad told me not to go to the basemet, i did, and i got fucked

Posted on: 2011-05-19 by Papiyo28

Last night, well i just woke up so it was just now, i had a dream that me and my wife was in a house that had a church feel to it, like every room made you think of church, stain glass everywhere, pictures of Jusus on every wall, and we seen a small room the size of a bathroom but it was a chappel, i turned and said to my wife, good thing we didn't get married her eh ! she looked at me and said, i would have still said yes.( we got married last July 24th on a uge big flat rock next to a water fall it was amazing) then i seen a guitard in the corner of the room but before i could pick it up my wife said do you mind if i go take a look upstairs, i said no i'll be here when you come back down, and i picked up the guitar and it made me feel funny inside like it was someone special that own this guitar then i seen there was a mic so i turned it on and started to sing the song that i composed for my wife and i started playing and singing and the sound was like at a concert, you could hear it very loud and great quality, so there i was singing with tears runing down my face IMD.

Posted on: 2015-06-07 by Guest

What line of work are you in?

Posted on: 2012-02-11 by griswoldhp31

I am on a city bus and I am about to get off at my apartment complex, and the bus driver announces that someone lost earrings. As I'm walking off the bus, I tell her they are mine and snatch them from her scretively. I'm walking up the stairs to my floor and have to press in a code to unlock the door and the door flies open and I am about to fall down the stairs. Then I wake up.

Posted on: 2015-04-28 by Guest

Will I have to work shifts?

Posted on: 2013-04-06 by Guest

Last night I was 15 again and became intimate with a crush I had at 15. Then a teacher told us to stop. IMD

Posted on: 2015-09-04 by Tommys93

I dreamt I was having girl-on-top unprotected sex with my girlfriend, but then she transformed into a (male) manager at work (not my manager but at the same level as my manager) only with a vagina. Weird right?

Posted on: 2012-10-26 by Guest

Every now and then I have this fucked up dream...I'm in a cemetery and it always starts with me going to this grave on the edge of a wall at a bottom of a hill. At the top of the hill there's a boarded up blue house and the very first time I had this dream somethings in that house. I run down the hill and backflip over this grave into a different section of the cemetery. This section has tiny square graves with skulls in between like a side walk. On the other side is a fence. The graves on the other side of the fence look like an old Roman city and are covered in green moss. To get out of this place you must find the giant temple at the end of the Roman section with the word "Skorpios" engraved in a giant stone banner. Inside is a house cat named Skorpios I have to defeat. The first time it was a group of cats. At the back of the temple is a door I have to kick down. Inside looks like a modern day house. The windows won't come up and there is one door in the back of the house. Open it to find a fence is blocking my way out, on the other side of the fence is what looks to be Gravestones with Chinese Lions on top of them. I am Buddhist so this part isn't that out there. There is another door to my right that must be kicked down...it appears to be the same house with the same door and same windows, both houses are empty. I open up the door and there's a big green hill with no graves. I always wake up at this point.

Posted on: 2015-04-27 by Guest

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Posted on: 2014-12-22 by Guest

I saw annie from attack on titan and she had awesome sex with me

Posted on: 2014-08-20 by Guest

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Posted on: 2015-04-27 by Guest

Have you got any experience?

Posted on: 2015-05-24 by Guest

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Posted on: 2015-04-28 by Guest

In a meeting

Posted on: 2015-04-26 by Guest

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Posted on: 2015-04-29 by Guest

I came here to study

Posted on: 2013-07-21 by Guest

My battery's about to run out

Posted on: 2015-04-27 by Guest

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