Posted on: 2015-05-01 by Guest

very best job

Posted on: 2015-04-29 by Guest

Thanks funny site



Posted on: 2015-04-29 by Guest

Your cash is being counted

Posted on: 2015-08-06 by Guest

Well, this isn't really a dream, but since this website is sort of like an avenue for it, just a few minutes ago, i woke up with much difficulty. It all started with the realization and awareness that i was dreaming. I wanted to wake up, and it's almost a bit like i'm being pulled towards my bed. I can't raise my torso, or move parts of my body, or speak. I am wondering, however if this is sleep paralysis, or it's just something else. By the way, there isn't a sort of 'demon' in my dream, so i think it rules out the sleep paralysis theory.



Posted on: 2011-05-09 by AAR22

Last night, I had a dream that I was going into labor (I’m not actually pregnant in real life). I freaked out because my mom and sister/best friend weren’t there with me and my boyfriend wouldn’t come in the room with me. Luckily, I woke up before I actually gave birth IMD

Posted on: 2015-06-09 by Guest

Have you read any good books lately?

Posted on: 2015-04-26 by Guest

Three years



Posted on: 2015-04-30 by Guest

I'd like to pay this cheque in, please

Posted on: 2015-04-27 by Guest

I'm on holiday

Posted on: 2013-05-13 by Guest

IMD I often find myself at a rail or bus station on a fairly simple connection that i should be familiar with - but its all wrong. I suddenly realize that i dont know why i am there or where i have been or where i am going. I never know that i am dreaming, so i am like a lost child in department store.

Posted on: 2015-04-27 by Guest

Could I make an appointment to see ?

Posted on: 2014-10-28 by architjain17

I saw chaos everywhere, there were a lot of dark, black colored, red eyed werewolves or may be giant wolves; hunting, killing, eating a lot of people. Though some men and women were trying to survive and fighting back and I was among the survivors. I was killing those werewolves by a trident accompanied by three anonymous men. I asked an old man, who was looking like a farmer, where do these beasts come from and what's their origin. He replied 'The Balkan Region'.

Posted on: 2015-06-08 by ranjithkumar

last night 03.05.2015 night i was dream one women told that the planets are not in correct position so we have some trouble to earth on that time i saw sunami like image on the mountain i am feared IMD

Posted on: 2015-04-29 by Guest

I've been cut off

Posted on: 2016-03-10 by Guest

I am rushing towards my class and I just saw her, her face was same as of 2012, with loose hair falling on her face. Our eyes met but within a fraction of seconds she ignored me and she is going inside the class. The location is more of similar like my 12th coaching classes. I am not able to concentrate as she is just sitting next to my column bench which is parallel to mine. I am continuously looking at her face and trying to read her conditions but suddenly she looked at me starring at her, and I just looked away towards professor, I am noticing that she is smiling. Maybe she is not liking my behavior as I am continuously starring her. She is going out in middle of the lecture. I am waiting for her and kept waiting, but could not wait more. I have taken a permission from professor that I have to do an emergency call and came out of the class. I am trying to find her so that I can share my feeling towards her. After searching for a while, I found her but she is not alone, her roommate is with her. They are coming towards me and I am noticing that something is not good with her right leg as she is not able to walk properly. Her roommate is holding her, and the time I am thinking to help her, but the way she is looking at me, I am getting nervous and afraid, and I just turned around and started walking towards class which is a far distance from here. I can listen to her roommate whispering to her that "Look, still he loves you the most". She replied back to her "My husband loves me the more he do". I am feeling bad and I am just walking. Suddenly the location near to class is changed as It happens in dreams, I reached to a banyan(peeple) tree and trying not to see behind but can’t control myself to look back. Now, she is alone this time, her roommate is not with her. She is coming towards me and now waiting for me to say something. I started by, "Then, your husband loves you the most??”. She replied "Yes, more than anyone". I asked again, "And you??”. She is silent this time as I am waiting for a reply but she ignored. She is now looking at me and noticing my behaviors as I am playing with the branches of banyan tree to avoid her eye contact and to control my feelings. Finally I looked and told her,"Sunn(Listen)", she said "Hmm". I am continuing,"The way I loved you, none can do". She is looking down, now she is avoiding eye contact without saying anything, slowly she is moving towards class. I am here only near to tree for some time, and I suddenly started running towards class because lunch break is about to start and professor is about to take attendance. Lunch break happened, people started moving, she got up from her bench and waiting for me near class entrance. I started walking towards her noticing that she is waiting for me. Suddenly the distance between us is getting increased as she is started walking faster than me but continuously she is looking back towards me and passing smile. I am confused that why she is rushing towards cafeteria in hurry. Finally she stopped at the gate of cafeteria, pretending that she is waiting for me. I continued to walk towards her and she is going towards coupon counter and signaling me to go to other side of the cafeteria. I questioned Why??. She replied, "Our stay is till here only, from here onward we are apart".

Posted on: 2015-04-27 by Guest

I'm not sure

Posted on: 2015-04-30 by Guest

Please call back later

Posted on: 2012-07-25 by Rosefairy

Last night IMD I was preparing to go on a cruise with my friend, and decided to stop by the mall for a swimsuit. At the mall, I ran into an acquaintance that I hardly talk to, and she started blabbing to me about going on the same cruise I was going on so all three of us decided to go together, since it was only 2 hours before boarding. Then ten minutes past, they were finished and proceeded to leave without me. I was upset and threw a fit; which only made matters worse with them saying, "We'll see you on the ship", and then poofed. I hurriedly went and grabbed a few swimsuits to try on. While in the dressing room, I heard familiar voices approaching and realized it was an old friend of mine. I called out hello to her, and she replied back with a greeting as well. Two minutes passed, she crawled under the stall door and then licked her tongue as she saw me half naked. I screamed and told her to get out;she crawled back out with an insincere apology. Another few minutes passed, and I felt a sharp pain on my foot as was changing. I looked down and saw a long cut across from my toe to almost the ankle, and her holding a bloody scissor underneath the gap in the door again. This time I grabbed the scissor from her hands and chunk it few stalls away, and gather my belongings as I struggled to keep her away. I ran out the changing room as fast as I could, and headed for my cruise. Then woke up with a headache this morning.

Posted on: 2012-08-20 by TheHalfrican2193

There is one dream that I had some time ago. I was in the back of a car with my boyfriend's, cousin's year old son, my stepfather and his girlfriend. The child wasn't in a carseat, just buckled up next to me. My stepfather was driving, gf in the passenger seat. They both were silent, staring off into the distance. The child looked at me with an innocent child stare. Then I look out the windshield and there is a semi turning left and we're headed right for it. I scream "DAD!" and wake up. I had actually screamed that in my sleep. It was so scary and felt so real. Idk what this dream was supposed to mean but God was it scary.

Posted on: 2017-05-27 by Guest

I was going around the town, looking for a job. And for some reason when i finished job hunting and wanted to head back home, i didnt. Indtead i went uphill a street that is opposite of my house. And for some reason i only stoped when i realised that this is not the way home even though i already knew that. Then i wait for a bus to come because i was already extremely tired for walking. But because the bus was not coming i decided to go to a store. In the store i didnt buy anything just walked through. Then i saw that a bus came. And i run and jump right into it. But then i realise that i forgot my backpack witch i had this whole time. I imeadiately panicked. In that backpack there were my keys, my wallet, my phone and my computer. My computer is the most needed because im an architect student and all my works and progreses are in that computer. When the buss stops in the next stop i imeadiately dash towards my backpack. But for some reason i had a really tough time geting back to it. Like my body became 10 times more tired or had steal bals chaned to it. And it had a lot of obsticles in the way. There were a lot of old buildings where i had to get pas them by going around some, others going bellow some because there was a possibility and also just pasing some. But then i sudenly meet one of my friends and my body is not so heavy anymore, and we ran towards my backpack. When it was in soght i was glad. I ran to it and checked if my laptop is still there. It was. Then my wallet. My wallet didnt have some identity cards, but that didnt worry me at all. I had everything else in my backpack so we decided to go back home. On our way back we met some more people wicth i didnt recognise but i think we considered each other friends. And that is when i woke up.

Posted on: 2015-04-27 by Guest

How many weeks' holiday a year are there?

Posted on: 2015-04-30 by Guest

Recorded Delivery

Posted on: 2015-05-01 by Guest

About a year

Posted on: 2015-04-29 by Guest

What sort of work do you do?

Posted on: 2015-05-25 by ojamagreen9

(Before anything I should say that the entire dream was in black and white but it looked real.) So it started off with me and some fellow students walking home from school one afternoon. This was weird because me and these particular students ride my bus to get to school and back home. The neighborhood I was walking through wasn't the one I live in and it was way nicer than the neighborhood I live in now. While I was walking I was joking around with the other people including students I dont usually talk to or don't like. I was talking with a girl that I don't really talk to in real life and me and her seemed to be leading the pack of students. This was strange to me because i am not really the most popular person in school but she is. She stopped the crowd and told them to settle down because she had something important to say. Everyone stopped their conversations and got quite and began to listen to her. She said out loud to all of the students that she wanted me to make love to her. This was definitely odd since I never really liked her in a sexual way, I only saw her as an acquaintance in real life. After she said that everyone started cheering for us but suddenly another of my female friends came into the dream and told me that I had already made plans to make love to HER instead. This girl that interrupted the cheering is dating one of my best friends in real life. I also never liked her in a sexual way either. Everyone got quite and the two girls looked at me as if I had to choose between them. I tried to think of a way to solve this problem without hurting either girl's feelings. Before I could say something the first girl said " If you want to make love to me, you can only do it on the concrete." Then the other girl said "and of you want to make love to me, you can only do it in the grass." This was one of the most confusing parts of the dream because I don't have any idea what concrete and grass have to do with making love. I once again tried to speak my mind but suddenly the second girl got a depressed look on her face and said never mind and she walk back into the crowd. At this point I was really confused both inside and outside of the dream. So after the second girl gave up trying to get me, the first girl pointed out an abandoned house and said we could do it in there. I didn't say a word because I thought I might mess up this opportunity to make love to this fine specimen of a teenage girl so not only me but the rest of the students decided to follow her through a hole in the house's fence. The crowd remaind in a zombie like state for most of the dream. The backyard of the house had random pieces of concrete all over and the girl I was about to do it with picked a spot and began to undress herself. Then the entire crowd of students got in a circle around the area of concrete as if they were about to start some kind of tribal ritual. They were all whispering under their breath not even caring that this girl was completely naked. I on the other hand was still fully clothed. She made a gesture meaning that she was ready. I was still completely confused about what was going on and I wasn't turned on by this at all. I decided to just go with the flow and began walking towards her. *This is when things start turning into a nightmare* Suddenly the back door of the abandoned house opened and a tall and also rather fit old man stepped out. This old man didn't look familiar to me in any way. He seemed angry at us and out of the blue he grabbed the girl by her leg and dragged her inside the house. She was yelling and kicking for him to let go but the old man didn't listen. Me and the other students went after the old man since he left the door open.The outside of the house look abandoned but the inside looked rather nice for a psycho's house. Right when we got in, we were inside of a room that just so happened to fit everyone. The doors were locked from the outside. We looked through the room to find something to break the door lock with when one of the other students found a box filled with old VHS tapes. While I continued to look for something to break the door lock with, I put in one of the tapes in to an old VHS player so the other kids could try and calm down. Then suddenly the kids started screaming while watching the tape. I looked to see what was going on and saw that these tapes were videos of the old man drowning and killing other people! The tapes were pretty old looking so these people must have been killed a long time ago. When I looked back to talk to the guy who found these tapes, everyone was gone. Now it was just me, the girl, and the old man in this big house. I found a crow bar in the back of a closet and used it to open the door. Foolishly I left the crow bar in the room and ran out. I tried to follow the girl's screams when all of a sudden her screams stopped. I thought the only thing it could be is that the man killed her. With that now in my mind I decided to get tue heck out of