Posted on: 2012-03-31 by Guest

Last night, well, actually more than a few years ago, I dreamt we were at this huge cave-like pool and my mother was there. She told me to go in this igloo in the water, so I did, but I waited a long time, so I came out and found a huge waterfall falling down a tunnel. Hundreds of people were screaming and falling down. Mom was there. I grabbed her arm and then we started swimming against the current. When we were almost there, I thought Mom could make it, but when I looked back, she was gone. I was so scared I cried. (I was like four)

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Alright so I had a dream I was in the military on a 4 man team,we were climbing through vents and there were 2 different ways to turn. we split up into groups of 2 and pressed on when we got out of the vents we saw a lot of people I had no idea who they were, they started to shoot at me and we started to shoot back I killed 3 people then ran into a mobile home sat behind the bathroom door and loaded my Glock (gun)while I loaded the gun I realized I didn't know where my team mate was, then someone walked in I turned around the corner an threw a knife at him, he fell to the ground. as another person walked in shooting me twice I shot and killed him then fell on the bed in the mobile home as I was sitting there someone ran through the door and shot me again then jumped on top of me and was choking me out I reached for my gun but it was just out of reach so I pulled out another knife and stabbed him in the ribs yet he kept choking me then out of no where my team mate came out of no where and slit his throat the blood was falling all over my face I remember him trying to help me stand up and right after he got me to stand I woke up



Posted on: 2015-03-27 by Guest

Last night I was in track and I had only ran a mile but I was pretty much alone so I asked the only other person there to jump on my back. It was REALLY windy so then I couldn't run and I had to head back. I was really hungry afterwards so I decided to purchase some chicken nuggets. When I got home I began to eat my 6 piece until I realized I was a vegetarian. So of course I ran to the bathroom and vomited everywhere.

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Posted on: 2014-07-06 by Guest

i was in some kind of a fair. i was in a shop there, trying to find the correct shirt for me. suddenly i saw my ex-gf outside the shop with a guy & a little boy. i had this feeling that the guy was her husband & the boy was her child. she was talking to him. i went outside, looking here n there but my actual intension was to confirm if she was the correct person that i was thinking of. she saw me & said something to her husband. i was moving towards the shop again. i heard that she told him that "look, he is going where we are going". i felt very bad as i was very much possesive for her when we were in relationship. this dream ends here. suddenly i see that i am in a room with my girlfriend (i dont have gf in real life) & there were 2-3 other people also whome i dont know. i saw that i am in an intense sex position with my gf. she was saying, "lets do it fast otherwise they will see us". we finished it & fell asleep. in the morning we took our cloths & ran out of the room. my dream ends here & i woke up. can anyone please help me to figure out what it means?

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Posted on: 2014-07-18 by Guest

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Last night, I dreamed that I was a slave/servant at the compound of some mysterious rich family I never saw. I was a cook in this huge kitchen and was in there for days and days at a time just making all kinds of food that I have no idea how to make in reality. It was kind of scary and I felt like I was under so much pressure constantly IMD.

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Posted on: 2011-11-06 by Guest

i don't remember my dream that well, only little bits of it.. i was a little girl again and it's night time and i'm standing in the front garden of a house next to a tree and my mom is on the other side of the street looking at me. we are also in a city and there is a big building like the empire state building lit up in red and it is night time and the people in the red building are bad. they want children for somethng but i dont remember what. a lot of scenes i remember, i am with other kids trying to get out of the building or run from these men. one time i am in a car and i look in the rear view mirror and see the red lights of the tall skyscraper in the night. one tie i am with some other children and my old english teacher walking up iron stairs to a ledge to watch a game but when we get to the top it is me my sister my dad and a woman is there in a room with a lot of flowers and food and she is someone i have to impress for something like college. then all of a sudden i am kidnapped and in a building i think in a desert of the city or something but i have to get out because it is the men who have taken me and i am with another kid, a boy, and the men come in to take us and they have guns. i dont remember what the men wanted and it was such a long dream with so much going on and there was so much more but i cant remember the dream was just really creepy and i havent been able to stop thinking about it since i woke up 6 hours ago and i keep remembering more pieces but there is so much that i know is there but i just cant think of it. oh and the city we are in with the sky scraper with red lights like the empire state building is paris but we are all speaking english and there are adults trying to help us and then adults are trying to negotiate with the bad men to take us back so we dont have to do what they want us to but i dont remember what it is they want all of the kids for but i think at one point some of the kids are hiding in the bottom of a pyramid because it is all stone and very old and dark down there with only a few lights and we are hiding from the bad men who are running searching for us because we have run away

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In my dream last night, I dreamt that I was at the train station as I was visiting my friends who live in the city. I was wanting to store my bags somewhere and whilst looking for the storage lockers I saw Amy Poehler. Excited to see her, I wanted to take a photo with her but upon reaching her and asking, she decided it would be a fun idea to cut up my clothing. Eventually feeling sympathetic for her joke, Amy gave me some new clothes to wear and directed me to some change rooms located conveniently at the train station. Whilst changing, a flasher approached and began to expose himself at me whilst I was trying to change into my new clothes. In an act of rage, I went to punch the flasher to try and get rid of him which resulted in me accidentally fisting. My hand was engulfed in his anus. Somehow, this strange connection between us made me fall in love with him and before I awoke, I announced my love to him and we both walked off into the sunset to spend our lives together.

Posted on: 2015-05-01 by Guest

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