Posted on: 2015-06-07 by Guest

I have my own business

Posted on: 2015-04-29 by Guest

How many would you like?



Posted on: 2013-12-12 by Amagora

Last night, actually last month, I had a dream I was in a white room, I was staring at a mirror I leaned down in glass sink and wiped my face with warm water when I looked back up a beautiful woman was in the mirror. She had shoulder length hair that was black, a little mole on the lower right part of her chin. She had beautiful green eyes, and I could only see her shoulders up, she had some sort of red clothing on. She was crying though, she seemed to be asking for help, but I could not hear what she was saying, her eye shadow and eyeliner were running down her face, I just stood their trying to understand her I could not hear her at all. The dream flipped to third person and she was not behind me she only appeared in the mirror, I take this as if she was dead reaching out to me. The dream ended.

Posted on: 2014-04-15 by Ciaralische

Last night: The dream starts with Lee Newton reviewing the Hobbit, saying that because it was filmed at 48 frames per second some people tend to perceive it as artificial and therefore dislike it. I lose sight of her, and start hurdling across buildings and cars everywhere, and wherever my feet make contact an object turns from orthodox, repetitive shades of grey to rich, vividly coloured Lego, making me think of King Midas if he had not been so materialistic. I feel like a manic bouncy ball, filled with this irrationally competitive kind of energy, as if I were countering violent opposition from oppressive forces I have no control over. I am now standing in front of a house, in the company of a teenage boy, whom I appear to be tutoring. We enter his shed (which is somehow simultaneously vacant and well-furnished for a mere shed, the entire thing giving me the impression of disturbing sterility and impotency) and are locked in by a relative. Strangely, I do not feel anger or fear. We turn on the television, which shows us a vehement storm raging outside, and, due to our indifference, we turn it off again. The wall behind us flickers and suddenly slender man appears on the screen. We are incredibly shaken and frightened now and quickly leave the shed. When we are outside, we leap into the air and start to fly, but since I have not fully unfolded my wings due to their sheer size (about 14 feet), I am forced to cling to the boy. Slender man, who has now transformed into a stoical eagle, flies after us, attempting to grab my wings in order to drag me down with him IMD.



Posted on: 2014-11-16 by lwrcny

Last night I had a dream I was in NYC. Everything seemed normal but there was a usual military presence as if they were getting ready for something. Suddenly, I could hear panic from a distance. People were screaming and running towards me. I was trying to figure out what the hell was going on. Then I saw it. There was what looked to be a tsunami the height of most of the skyscrapers. I somehow managed to survive the wave by running into a building. Soon after there were lots of military planes in the sky in formation flying towards what looked like a fire or war zone in the horizon. There was a large intense blast of red fire and heat. Extremely hot and over powering. Once again, I survived, only to find myself in a building with armed men trying to take it over and killing people. They seemed to be doing it for a cause and not robbery. Soon after I found myself in the suburbs running with a group of people and the earth's landscape was changing. Major earthquakes. Mountains were forming in front of my eyes. Homes being ripped apart by the changing landscape all around me.

Posted on: 2013-07-21 by Guest

A financial advisor

Posted on: 2015-04-29 by Guest

Thanks funny site



Posted on: 2014-02-15 by Guest

I was taking a tour of Las Vegas with my family and a bunch of Chinese senior citizens and after the tour we went back to our hotel (The Cosmopolitan Las Vegas) where everyone cooked hot and sour soup in the hotel room and ate it. Dream from 2-15-14 -ilovehorseyrides

Posted on: 2015-06-07 by Guest

A pension scheme

Posted on: 2015-06-30 by Guest

My dream started with me talking to a girl I can't rember exactly what I said but I rember saying "And that's because....." then I kissed her. The next thing I remember is her coming to my house. I can't remember much but I remember being dumped then I died. It was exactly like before she came to my house but I was going to her house. So I went to her house but it was exactly the same I got dumped then died. At that moment I thought I wasn't able to get on with my life intill I succed in making her mine. Then I woke up.

Posted on: 2014-05-01 by Guest

I had a dream I was in a car with 5 other people and suddenly I had a bad feeling and I just started hearing fun shots and I tucked my head in between my knees till it stopped and I felt the gun shells in my hair and pulled them out. (Witch is weird cause usually they just fall on the ground) anyway, after that I see a man approaching the car and threw something at it and ran like hell so I began to get out of the car as fast and as far away from it I could and the only thing that was there was this huge river type thing but it was just one big muddy hole with water in it so I jumped in it and I seen one of my friends (people I knew in my dream but not in real life) jump too and we both seen the car blow up in flames so we were able to get out of the hole we were in without the bad guys finding us. Then we ran around this building and found a car and by then they bad guys already drove around and found us. I don't know what happened to the person I was with though and I'm not to sure what happened after this it kinda goes blurry but I remember the shoving me into there nice vehicle and took me to this apartment and I remember staying in there and always trying to think of a way to ex cape. I remember trying to escape by going threw the back porch but he taped to shut after I got out and he pulled me back in. And then I waited till they bother were sleeping and I ran out the apartment door. I remember if being very dark and I had no idea where I was going. There were so many doors and hall ways I just ran threw them all just to get away and I came across this one door and there wasn't another hallway it's this big room and I see someone sleeping and he turns I the lamp and I told him I was sorry I woke him and that I was kidnapped and they killed all my friends and I asked him if he had a car and he said ya so he got ready and we snuck out the door and then I remember driving around with him (I'm not to sure why I can't remember) I think I was looking for a phone but we went back to the parking lot of his apartment and was sitting there. Then like 3 cars (nice big expensive cars) pull up and the one guy startled me and threw my phone on my lap and said " you miss young lady have a lot of explaining to do" and then he left. Like what the hell? And then I was startled and confused. I remember calling my uncle and my boyfriend and my mom but people weren't answering and then in my dream it like 2 years went by and I knew why they were after me cause apparently I was worth money for some reason cause I escaped. And I was reported missing. And at the end of my dream I was on the news telling my story and I ran and traveled so far just to get away from them I ended up in Ottawa when I'm from British Columbia. And then I woke up. What does this dream mean?

Posted on: 2013-11-15 by Guest

Your account's overdrawn

Posted on: 2016-03-05 by Guest

I met a beautiful early 20's, fair-skinned, 5'4", 130 to 140 lbs, dyed black hair carrying a young child. Moments later I met her again but this time with blonde hair and the child was gone. I asked her if we could met up sometime and she gave me a key with the bow of it eaten away, and instructions "Its's close to 12". we talked for a while and I touched her chin she had a heart shaped face and green eyes. She left shortly after, I went to her place and found a large garbage bag wrapped up at the end of the hallway, so I unrolled it and it had a mark pointing to apartment 11. I tried the key and it worked but nervously I didn't upon the door instead I knocked where I was greeted by a large man who I believe was her father, I asked for her and he called to her. She came to the door and we sat and talked outside her apartment door and my dream ended.

Posted on: 2015-04-26 by Guest

An envelope

Posted on: 2015-04-27 by Guest

One moment, please

Posted on: 2015-04-29 by Guest

Whereabouts are you from?

Posted on: 2013-11-17 by Guest

Could you ask him to call me?

Posted on: 2015-04-29 by Guest

Very funny pictures

Posted on: 2015-04-27 by Guest

Pleased to meet you

Posted on: 2016-12-20 by Guest

I dreamt that my friend(girl) came to my(boy) town and we met at the airport by chance then we shaked hands and she got engaged to someone. I went to her engagement with my family. Suddenly zombie apocalypse happened and i started running.

Posted on: 2014-11-14 by Guest

Had a dream I was on a basketball court with a lot of people, like some. If social gathering and for whatever reason some how will smith was there and something happened and put a gun to my head. I grabbed it out of his hands and aimed at him. Everyone got quiet and he got freaked out. And I was like "dude seriously I can't shoot you, you're will smith!" And everyone start laughing and cheering like it was the end of a movie. And through the crowd was tommy lee jones and he has this really warming smile on and nodded his head that someone was behind me and I turned around and it was this cute chick I know standing with her arms folded waiting for me to talk to her and I walked up and said "bond, James Bond" and leaned her back and kissed her.

Posted on: 2015-05-26 by Guest

Last night I dreamt I was in a world apocalypse of some sort, the sky looked like the sun was setting, very dark orange .. There were ruins of Skype scrapers everywhere and even though me and the people I was with were running from something terrifying . I felt at peace.

Posted on: 2016-05-19 by Aldo

Hi,this is my dream "i was walking in somekind of a village,and i saw a corpse and he actually was moving,and in a min.he was revival by some kind of a green creature,and then they become the same thing,after that they turn over me and say"thank you shiva"and i think i did that miracle through that green creature and i was smiling to him, in that moment the people started to stare at me and worship me,and i was somekind embarrassed.Without knowing how,I started fighting with a giant 3-4m tall, he was with long black hair and black beard.I get the feeling that he is the "GOD"of muslims thay worship him".I dont know how the fight and,because i wake up in that moment.I tryed my best to tell my dream in english, i hope someone have a interpretetion for this dream.

Posted on: 2015-05-01 by Guest

Do you like it here?

Posted on: 2015-04-27 by Guest

I'd like to change some money