Posted on: 2015-04-29 by Guest

Insufficient funds

Posted on: 2015-06-08 by Guest

Insert your card



Posted on: 2015-05-27 by Guest

A Second Class stamp

Posted on: 2012-04-18 by Guest

Last night I played the fine, traditional Finnish game of meeting a group of strangers (app. 200 is fine) in the park,  introducing and answering in different languages, jumping in the air while kicking each others shoes, to be followed by a frenzy where everyone continously pinches everyone till you.... wake up apparently!! Another very random dream hahaha, gave me the best laugh though!  think i might go see a doctor. IMD



Posted on: 2015-06-08 by Guest

Just over two years

Posted on: 2015-05-01 by Guest

Could you ask him to call me?

Posted on: 2015-01-03 by Guest

Last night I saw a bear cub, then someone said "Oh, Oh, where is the mother? Then I saw A large white bear standing on a ledge and someone pushed it over and it fell terribly injured. At Then I saw a large black bear standing on it's hind legs gnarling with two small baby bears in front of it IMD.



Posted on: 2016-04-09 by Guest

Inside part of my dream, at first all I can feel is my own sensation of fear, nervousness, hopelessness, and the need for help.As i'm feeling this, I noticed i'm on this speedy carriage with two other people- female and male. The female is Edith Gonzalez and the male is Joel from The Last of Us. We are running away what it seems to be some evil thing. As the carriage is about to hit a wall of a hospital, three of us jumped out as the carriage crashes. Upon entering the hospital, I dial 911. A women with a sweet voice answers me and I told her what was wrong. "Help me, please! He's coming! He killed them at home!" She anxiously yet calmly asked the address of the home and told me that she'll send police to check it out. "No! He's going to kill you guys! Don't go! He's going to find us!" I said shouting as tears streamed down my muddy face. Next thing you know, the receptionist comes over my way and asks us why are we all bloody and dirty. I didn't say anything for Joel said he'll handle it. I go around a corner that leads to an elevator, I see Edith. She's sitting against the wall, knees up to her face, showing that she was processing things. I return to Joel who told me to get apple blueberry oatmeal. I ignored it and went with Edith again, who cupped my face with her hands, and advised me to get the apple blueberry oatmeal next to the vending machine thats next to a few patients. I nodded, staring at her one more time. She is covered in dirt and blood. Blood is also smeared on the floor, it was really a disturbing thing to see. As I make my way towards the vending machine, I turn left to the bathroom, for I needed to go. As I clothes the door, I did what I needed to do. As I was about to wash my hands, I didn't know there was some sort of kid in there with me. Startled at the fact that we wanted to stab me with a needle, I kicked him away. Then I heard a light knocking at the door. In fear, the little deform kid went to open the door, but I kicked him again. I opened the door to dart out and leave, but I slowly slithered away. Upon doing so, an old man saw me and rose up from his bed, shouting out, "WHY DID YOU BRING HIM HERE? YOU BROUGHT HIM HERE!". In panicked I made my way to Edith and Joel, but they were gone. I saw an exit door that leads to the first floor(Unknown). I saw my mom instead with my little sister and quickly shouted at her for help, for it seems an angry mob of patients tended to kill me with their crutches. Before I woken up, behind the crowd of angry patient mob, I saw the one and only... Michael Myers. Standing back there, looking at me with hollow eyes.

Posted on: 2015-06-08 by Guest

Your account's overdrawn

Posted on: 2013-01-12 by Guest

Ok so I'll just go ahead and admit I am a 13 year old girl in 7th grade. I'll also admit I am quite shy and don't have much to say most of the time, which is the reason why its so hard to get other people's attention and to listen to me. So when I had this dream (note, this is not the entire dream for I have already forgotten the first half of it) were everyone actually listened to me and obeyed my every command no matter how ridiculous... It felt great! I loved it! I was with my swim team and we were all swimming at the pool we normally did every practice and I kept telling them to do absurd things such as telling them to bark like a dog and childish things like that to amuse me. But then all of a sudden a friend of mine rose up against me and I believe tried to make me feel horrible like myself (kind of like what my bratty and idiotic older sister and younger brother does) but instead of being at a loss for words like I normally am when someone either talks or is being hostile to me I snapped and became a raving madwoman. I yelled at her in complete rage at how insignificant and useless she was as a swimmer and also as a person and general and all the other swimmers sided with me and laughed and gawked at her. I can still see how hurt she was as she got back in place with everyone else. And the thing is, I felt slightly horrible about it, but not as much as I felt pleased with myself. But deep down inside a small part of mer was hoping it was just a dream, for if it wasnt, everyone would have b hated me. And that's the part I remember most. Please, if you know or understand what this means please tell me I would greatly appreciate it.

Posted on: 2013-11-08 by Guest

It stared somewhere in the arctic and I saw this 747 cargo plane. The plane was flying very low like 3000 feet and a moment later the plane just went straight down like 180 degrees. It hit the ground and it felt like there was a knot in my throat. Then I saw this grey and white cloud where the plane hit the ground. I was about 2 or 3 miles away from there and this guy was on his phone calling somebody. So about a minute later i see these neon green painted helicopters. So I get back in the car and... It ends

Posted on: 2015-04-28 by Guest

Could you tell me my balance, please?

Posted on: 2016-04-10 by Guest

I had a dream that I told my crush he could kiss me then I got distracted and forgot...he then shunned me for the rest of the day or dream.

Posted on: 2015-05-25 by Guest

Who's calling?

Posted on: 2015-04-27 by Guest

Until August

Posted on: 2011-07-09 by sleeplessinkc

Last night I was running through a field. My heart was pounding, my breath was jagged. I was panicked and terrified. All of the sudden I was no longer in a field but in a hallway. At the end of the hallway was a little girl and she was crying. Her tears began to fill the hallway and soon I was running out of space, her tears were threatening to drown me. All at once I was no longer in the hallway but in the ocean, all alone. No one to rescue me or keep me company IMD.

Posted on: 2015-04-26 by Guest

Could you transfer $1000 from my current account to my deposit account?

Posted on: 2015-02-20 by Guest

When I was 8 I used to have these vivid dreams of my grandmother whom I loved dearly who had just past away trying to kill me, it would occur every night for several months until it got to the point where I would cry because I had to go to sleep. I just want to understand why I would dream such bad things.

Posted on: 2011-05-26 by AAR22

Last night, I had a dream that I had a little Native American baby. I even had one of those backpack type baby carriers that I brought her everywhere in. Everyone gave me weird looks. Even though she was a baby, she had long black braids. She was wearing animal skin clothes that you would imagine Native Americans wearing IMD.

Posted on: 2015-04-26 by Guest

I work for myself

Posted on: 2011-12-04 by Uchiha_13

I had a dream quite a while back. I was at school in science class and everyone was gone. My science teacher went into a portal and I got curious and went in as well. I arrived at a chicken world full of chickens. I also saw three of my friends as chickens. I greeted them and stuff. Then another chicken came over and took us to this place and put me on a slingshot thing and launched me and my friends (Like angry birds) to this other place across the field and then my butt hit this spiky thing and I fell. Then for some reason me and my friends teleported to a chicken classroom. There, I saw my science teacher as a chicken. Then me and my friends were just chilling. 2 of my friends asked each other to have sex with each other. Me and my other friend didn't want to watch so we left. We walked to this ladder. It was really long and it reached to the clouds. We climbed it and we were standing on clods. Then we saw Katy Perry (as a chicken) shooting her 'California Girls' video in the clouds next to us. We didn't care so we walked away and we saw a skate park. We grabbed our skateboards and we went skateboarding. I was the first to go on the ramp there. I went and halfway through the ramp, there was a trap door ( like the ones on minecraft) I was too late to react and fell through it. Now, I was all alone. It was dark so I took a torch and lit the room up. It was like minecraft. I digged through the walls and collected the stone. Using the stone, I digged down more and fell into a creeper nest. They went bomb and I died and then I woke up.

Posted on: 2015-04-27 by Guest

Sorry, you must have the wrong number

Posted on: 2016-02-29 by Guest

Last Night (part one) Weirdest dream so far? I bought some weed, 3000 for a pound, it showed up at my door moments later. Suddenly I was moving into a new house with my mother and my dog. My mother went into the kitchen to sort out something? I went exploring in the back yard. It was a big place, though there were no fences between it and the 2 houses connecting it on the left side (one at the left front, one at the left back?) which made me worried about my dog, who was running around. I noticed a small dog (actually a lama, now that I think about it, the size of a jack russle) come running up, my dog was kind of weirded out by it and I couldn't figure out why. I just scratched it on it's long neck like nothing was wrong and it seemed to love it. Then I noticed several dogs hiding behind some steps leading down to the entrance of the back house, which is when I noticed that there was also a pool, which at the time I thought we (the 3 houses) must all share. My dog went running at the other dogs but slipped and fell into the pool, making all the other dogs scatter. I come racing up to check on him as the owner of the back house comes out of the door to say hi – my dog get's out on his own before I even make it to the pool and me and the owner comment on how he must be cold, when he child pops out from behind her and says she shivering. I use this moment to say that I should take him inside and dry him off with a towel, she agrees, we part ways. As I turn around to leave, what should have been a grassy area, was in fact blocked by a small limestone wall, which I didn't seem to notice in the dream as being different. I climb over the small wall and drop down to find myself walking on a well painted green tin roof. I carefully cross it and jump down onto some large, damp, wooden fence posts and tight-rope my way along them, till they start to move in the direction of my weight, as if it were more of a piece of playground equipment than a fence. I jump down and notice that I'm not in my back yard, I'm in the side neighbours back yard and they also have a pool. Their pool is built upon a mound and raised, where I notice a small path and gate next to the pool that I can use to get back to my yard. I take this path and when I get through the gate, I'm in my yard again, yet I notice something like a life-guard tower up against the house (quite a large, 2 story house). I look to the top and notice what looks like some taps/faucets, so I climb up. Along the way up there are many bits of aqua and light blue coloured plastic in little storage compartments. I get to the top and realise this must be some kind of hot tub. I go to turn it on when I realise, it's far too small to be a hot tub, it's only maybe 2 feet by 2 feet. That's when it clicks in my head that all the bits of plastic I had gone passed were basically pieces of the hot tub, I had to assemble it, about 30 feet up in the air, if I wan'ted to use it. To that I said fuck this and climbed back down and went inside. I sat at my computer, which was already setup and started browsing through cannabis prices and deals (as they were just there, like an ebay catalog essentially). Then the door bell rings. At this point I realise im naked so I let my mother get the door while I go and get dressed. I put on my rugby training shirt and shorts then go and see who it is. It is other neighbours coming to say hi from around the street. They introduce them selves and some teens are also with them (maybe early 20s). They follow me into the kitchen where I try to make heads and tails of the out-lay. There are multiple sinks, one of which wont turn off and some sort of cheese cutting mechanism that is about 6 foot long by 6 inches, attached to what I thought was the ceiling at first, and it was moving, as if mechanical, and when I looked closer, I realised it was attached to the seconds hand of the clock on the wall. I could not get it to stop moving, couldn't figure out how to turn it off. (continued..) IMD

Posted on: 2011-05-01 by Guest

Last night Osama Bin Laden commanded two ships to collide in the air, how they were in the air I don't know IMD

Posted on: 2012-04-20 by Guest

I was at a big wedding party with hundreds of people. it was being run by Cedric The Entertainer at his mansion. I'm gonna skip to the last part (which is the most disturbing). I decided to go to the swimming pool on his property and take a dip. This wasn't any ordinary swimming pool. It had living creatures in it (like fish, frogs and turtles). There were a BUNCH of people swimming in it. So I said to myself "these must be very conditioned animals who are good with people or else Cedric wouldn't allow this". I then jumped into the crystal clear water. So I'm slowly swimming along in this deep pool just looking at all of the animals pass by. Ok I'm ready to go to the edge of the water and grab on and take a rest. I'm amost there when I catch a glimpse of what appeared to be a very small alligator below me. I kinda speed up a little bit because its a little surprising to see that but then I think "oh its a little guy no big deal". As I reach the edge and look back to get a better look at the little alligator, I realize what it actually is. This massive saltwater Crocodile is creeping up. He's walking on the bottom towards the edge (in stealth mode. I take a deep breathe (out of complete shock and terror) when he bursts out of the water and grabs a young man by the leg. This is happening no more than 10 feet away from me. The kid is wearing all red. The croc walks completely out of the water and pushes the kid against the fence and kind of grinds him along it. The Croc is moving VERY fast and is grunting or growling or whatever you call the sound they make as he's attacking the guy. The sound is so deep you can feel it in your chest. Anyway I'm clamoring to get out of the pool and go alert the animal keepers... but by the time I get out, they're already coming. I enter this shack right beside the pool and look out a window to see whats going on and the attack is still happening. I felt so bad for the poor guy who is being killed in a painful and horrifying way. So since I kinda have a friendly relationship with Cedric, I go to his little hang out room to tell him whats going on. Him and his boys are all chillin' and gettin' wasted on anything you can think of. Cedric is kinda lethargic sitting in a chair over a table full of drugs. He looks up at me and says "whassup mang". I come in closer and say "whoever put a giant Crocodile in that pool with people is an IDIOT!" His eyes get kinda wide and he asks me "why". I said "because its killing somebody as we speak!!" Then I hear from somebody that the Croc has taken the victim into the water and is now drowning him. Then I woke up with my heart pounding and still feeling terrified.