Posted on: 2015-06-09 by Guest

International directory enquiries

Posted on: 2015-04-29 by Guest

Have you got a telephone directory?



Posted on: 2015-04-28 by Guest

I have my own business

Posted on: 2014-08-13 by Guest

My dream is to one day get married to my boyfriend Trenton Thompson and good luck and love will always follow us like it has been doing from the day we met till this day. I also wish to meet Srod Almenara, chat have coffee with him one day like he said. And last but never will be least is I've always dreamed and practiced day by day that I can travel places to sing again like I use to.



Posted on: 2013-07-21 by Guest

Thanks funny site

Posted on: 2015-04-29 by Guest

Could you transfer $1000 from my current account to my deposit account?

Posted on: 2014-01-29 by 9spaceking

Last night I get crushed by a battery then I get crushed by an even larger structure. IMD



Posted on: 2015-06-08 by Guest

I'm afraid that number's ex-directory

Posted on: 2015-05-01 by Guest

On another call

Posted on: 2015-06-17 by katyperryfan55555

i was in a private courtroom. i was at a stand at the front next to a man in his own stand. a single tear drifted down his cheek. there were chairs arranged in a perfect square in the right corner in front of us. a judge sat in a large desk on the left wall. he said a bunch of stuff that i didn't pay attention to. i finally caught on at the end. "...(My name) and (i missed the man's name) have been found guilty and will now be excited." we turned around. to men stepped up to the stands and began sliding two rectangles into the slots in our stands. Suddenly the man next to me whispered, "I love you." I gawked at him. he had said it with such feeling. i gasped. because i had know idea what was going on i had cried yet. Now a tear slid down my face. The man lied and said i was innocent(which i was guilty but i didn't know what i had done). he ended up dead i was a free girl. i am an author and wrote it down i hope to use it in a book someday. :D keep smiling!

Posted on: 2015-11-09 by Guest

I dreamt that there was a party and I saw a strange man and I followed him into what seemed like a dark place. Then I remember him trying to smother me with a pillow and I remember that I tilt my head to the side to breath but for some reason I still died. I came back as a ghost and the police caught the guy and as I was watching I saw my mom and I was given one chance to see my mom. I came back to fisulized form and she saw me and we both hugged each other and I told her that I was killed and we just bothed cried and I told her I loved her and this was the only time she got to see me again. Then a few days later she opened a salon and I remember watching her as I sat on the couch and someone sat next to me at first I thought that maybe I didn't die. Maybe she'll talk to me but I was still a ghost and everyone was having fun and I just stayed. I think I was my moms spirit guide. Or someone to protect her

Posted on: 2012-03-07 by Guest

night I fell asleep then I woke up and I

Posted on: 2016-04-22 by Guest

I can barely remember my dream, however here it goes! I was my school, however in my dream, I pictured it differently then my real school. It was definitely a dystopia. Things were falling apart. Everything was dark and grimy. I remember being there with my friends. We were hiding in this L shaped closet, I don't know from what. Then somehow, my best friend and I reappeared in an elevator. The elevator was grimy, it was also dystopian. My friend was somehow wounded, and we were sitting on the ground next to a beautiful girl (someone I know in real life) and Brian, a mildly autistic boy. The elevator was going up, but I don't know where. In the middle of the elevator, there was a mini Christmas tree (random, I know), and strangely, my friend, the girl, and Brian were decorating it. I remember being confused. The elevator continued going up, but then I awoke. Sadly I never dreamt where we were going.

Posted on: 2015-04-28 by Guest

What do you do?

Posted on: 2015-05-26 by Guest

Will I have to work on Saturdays?

Posted on: 2015-04-26 by Guest

What line of work are you in?

Posted on: 2015-04-27 by Guest

I'd like to send this letter by

Posted on: 2015-07-22 by Guest

Today i dreamt about one girl she had straight blonde hair.I started to talk with her,we were in front of our school,we sat there and watched sun going down and the moon up.Then she sad that she never had a date.I didnt know we were dating.She had to go i went with her to tje busstation and we kissed in the cheek and left.Btw im 13yrs old.

Posted on: 2015-04-28 by Guest

Where do you live?

Posted on: 2014-11-12 by NicoandLuis

This is a quite weird and repetitive dream. Basically it was this: I had a high view (like 15m) and was looking at the car of my parents at a 45 degree angle. This "camera view" kept throughout the dream. I saw the car of my parents down there. Its doors we're slamming themselves over and over again while it was raining and thundering.

Posted on: 2015-05-27 by Guest

One moment, please

Posted on: 2015-05-26 by Guest

I'm not interested in football

Posted on: 2015-04-26 by Guest

Yes, I play the guitar

Posted on: 2016-08-03 by Guest

ou entered: I am at summer camp heading to class, and all day there has been this siren going off that no one knows what it is. When we get to class 3 loud booms go off, and 3 mushroom clouds form. It is later confirmed that the Nukes went off in Eaton, CO, Windsor, CO, and NYC.

Posted on: 2011-10-02 by fangmoonstone

Last night I started dreaming that I was in school. Of course, it didn't look like my school but it was a sort of science lab. My friend Marie came up to help me, but what she had to do required her to put her arms around me. It was so warm and comforting for both me and her, and next thing I know we were kissing... Then I was in a different "class." And my old friend was there, but it was like his house. And he had like four brothers who kind of looked like him. But I was nervous/excited around him; I liked him. His name was Fredrick. But then for some reason I had to go to my house; so I left the school/Fred's house and walked home, but then it was raining; so for some reason I took off all of my clothes. And then when I returned to the school, in a towel, I found that it was only Fredrick's house, not a school. And his mother was surprised to see me in a towel. I was talking to her, explaining, while one of Fredrick's brothers kind of waved at me from a different room. I squealed and hid behind his mother as she gave me clothes and let me go. And then I owned this big house, and it was dark, and everyone around me except me was making out with someone. IMD