Posted on: 2016-04-18 by Guest

Last night I had a sexual dream yet weird as IMD Hi just recently I had a dream and I was corouis about it my dream started of in is car to exact on one of those big roads and big houses but suburban houses I was in a black what seemed to be a hummer and I was in the back seat with the girl who was pretty and hot as anyway we were talkin and talking and talking and somehow I went back to her palace and her family was having a party so I meet everyone etc then a few moments later we went upstairs on the ballconaly and she got into this doggystyle postin and was just grunding on me pretty bad we didn't get caught and then I got s text later on saying I was in huge trouble and an emergency had occurred so my dad came and took my home

Posted on: 2015-05-01 by Guest

Hello good day



Posted on: 2015-04-28 by Guest

Will I have to work on Saturdays?

Posted on: 2016-09-07 by Guest

I was running late for a before school gym class and my sister was being very slow, so I ran upstairs upset because I was so late (class started at 7:20 and it was 7:55) I was kind of upset so I yelled as I reached the top of the stairs, turning and looking into my parents room they were not there but there was light shining into the room, even though the house was dark with just barely day light. The stair well light had turned on I freaked out because where were my parents and suddenly my parents, more so my mom walked out of another room and started screaming in this oddly demonic voice, and it scared me very much inside the dream an out.



Posted on: 2014-03-10 by Guest

I moved into a new place with a new female roommate. This is amidst a huge battle in a huge city where I was flying around attempting to find somewhere safe. The setting changed drastically as I found this single story place, which resembled a diner. I moved in with a girl, who liked to play frisbee. We played frisbee outside, upon which I noticed the battle had ended, and the place it was happening at was completely gone too. I interfered with her and her friends playing, but in a good way. I was good at catching it, but not throwing it. At one point I went inside, and went to use the bathroom. As I entered the bathroom and closed the door, I looked for the light switch. There were many switches, most of which turned on a bathroom fan of sorts, all placed in different spots throughout the bathroom. One switch turned on a radio. Finally, I found the light switch and exited the bathroom without using it. I missed a call from the girl, so I redialed her and got no answer. Upon leaving the bathroom, I found the girl, looking very disappointed in the living area. As I went to comfort her, I asked what was wrong, and she asked if I wanted to be drawn into her book. I said sure, but she hesitated and made it seem like if she did, there was no turning back, as if it was a bad thing. For some reason, I still told her to go on. Suddenly, she's gone, and another missed call from her. I try to call her back, but her number is no longer in my phone. I wake up.

Posted on: 2015-04-26 by Guest

I'd like to open a business account

Posted on: 2015-04-27 by Guest

Where's the postbox?



Posted on: 2015-05-25 by Guest

We'd like to offer you the job

Posted on: 2013-08-02 by Guest

Last night I dreamed I was in ww2.I was In a boat with other soldiers and as soon as the ramp dropped we all just ran,and it was chaos.planes where crashing,bombs where going off,I was getting shot at,then I was almost to cover when I heard a loud THUMP!!! then I fell Down and couldn't get up.next thing I remember,I'm home from the war and we're having barbecue,then I'm in training.

Posted on: 2012-06-29 by Guest

I had a dream that I was on the beach with this girl named Ashley. She's a year older than me, and we've never really talked or hung out. We were best friends in my dream and we were taking pictures together while we waited for a photo shoot. It was my turn at the photo shoot and when I got back Ashley was really pissed at me. She wouldn't look at me or talk to me and she looked pretty upset. I grabbed my things and we had to ride a charter bus back to our hometown. I started walking to our bus alone and then ended up in a parking lot at a school. I don't know why, but for some reason I needed to go pick up my suitcase. I went into the school, found my suitcase, and then started to find my way out. I walked down a couple hallways and then found the door. For some reason there were police and security guards blocking the door. There were maybe 20 other people trying to get out. I knew I needed to get out of the school fast or I would miss my charter bus ride home. So I swiveled through the people, suitcase rolling behind me, when by accident I ran into a black lady in my rush to get out. She knocked me into a fat women and I didn't know what to do but say "sorry" over and over again. I backed up and the lady and the women stepped towards me as if they were going to beat me up. Before I knew it there was a circle of women surrounding me. Right before they were about to beat me to death a nice white women with blonde hair broke up the fight. I gathered my suitcase and swiftly walked towards the exit. A police officer stopped me. "What do you think you're doing?" "I need to go. I have a bus and if I don't hurry, it'll leave without me!" "Mhmm,sure." "Look! Those kids are from my school! I promise." It was Ashley and two other kids. They were walking towards me. "I need to see identification." I showered her a tag on my suitcase that had the name of my school on it. Ashley and the other kids were wearing t-shirts with our school name on it. The police officer still didn't believe me though. I really needed to get out of there. The police officer asked to go through my bag and I agreed. Whatever would convince her. "I really need to go catch my bus!" "that's what they all say." The police officer took her time going through my bag and my identification papers. When I looked back over for Ashley, she was gone. THEN I WOKE UP.

Posted on: 2015-04-29 by Guest

A First Class stamp

Posted on: 2012-11-20 by VampireOfMyOwnHeart

I dreamed I stood in an upper level floor waiting with other gymnast over looking through a window at an open stadium where a gymnastic competitions were taking place with gymnast already performing. It was night time over the stadium judging by the overhead lights that surrounded the stadium. Then I asked a gymnast next to me about when and how do we know when our turn is up. The gymnast said that its a random pick by the color of our jackets and our number on it. I looked through an open door that over looks down some stairs as well as to the lower floor. I then notice on the lower floor three people sitting on a small rectangular table like they were judges. I see one them grab a blue jacket which was the same color as my pants then smells it like it had a stink to it and holds it for the other judges to smell. I realize after that it was my jacket they were smelling and didn't like that they were doing that. Then on a wall overhead the stairs, two numbers display like a score board "65" assuming it was my turn to go on stage to perform, but I didn't go. Then I decided, from a distance with power of thought, to pull my jacket out of their hands and back to me. It took two tries to finally free my jacket out of their hands to return to me. Then I was back looking around in the room of the upper floor. I looked to my right and see a pair of folded jeans and a rolled up bandana on floor. I then notice that I was on both of my knees kneeling on the floor. So I looked to my left and notice the other gymnast also kneeling on the floor bowing and lined up with me. I bowed once and then I woke up.

Posted on: 2014-01-11 by Guest

History

Posted on: 2018-08-16 by Guest

okay this dream was super weird because in it i was fighting some hamsters in a factory the hamsters where carring machine guns,rocket launchers, ect but after fighting all the hamsters i get trapped somehow by the mastermind and then turned into a hamster for his army to rule the world or something.

Posted on: 2012-06-12 by Guest

I had a dream where i in US and that i had been able to get in, after all the imigration problems that i have had, people could not believe i was inside the country, and there was no stamp on the passport, so amazingly i had been able to get inside the country.

Posted on: 2014-08-28 by Guest

What I'm about to talk about is something that I'm a little hesitant to mention. I've kept it to myself, mostly, for the past few years and haven't spoken much about it to anyone. But, I've thought about it many times and lately almost every day. I don't know how to discuss it without it sounding a little crazy, so I guess the best way is to just tell every thing about it word for word. I'll be as honest as I can and try not to leave anything out. Here we go.... Back in 2011, I had a recurring dream every night for a few weeks. The best way I can describe it is by saying that, basically, I was on a beach chasing a girl I knew, but couldn't see. Let me explain. It was me, well, at least I thought it was me. It felt like me. I was chasing a girl on a beach. A girl that, apparently from what the dream was implying, I was deeply in love with. So much so that I'm not even sure there's words to describe such a feeling. Definitely nothing I've ever felt in my real life, while awake. Anyway, back to me. Like I said, it felt like me, but it didn't look like me. I was, physically, essentially a different person but I still felt like myself, if that makes sense. I was chasing this girl and I remember hearing lots of laughter. It was definitely a happy time. Each night that I had this dream, I would get closer and closer to catching up with whoever this mysterious girl was. Let's talk more about her. All I got from the dream was that she was my "true love". I put those words in parenthesis because I don't feel those words can really apply to something like this. She was more than a girlfriend, more than a wife, etc. She just felt like more to me. I remember her being slightly taller than most girls, but not by much. She was really quite skinny, but not in an unhealthy way. Black hair. Long, flowing black hair. Her skin was smooth and had a slightly pale complexion. She was wearing a dress, but I'm not sure what color. Another thing I remember, is her spirit. She was adventurous, willing to fight, stand her ground. She was the type to stick with you and have your back no matter what, even if it meant facing death. The kind of girl that attracts me the most because I'm the exact same way. I'm not sure how I know all of this, but the best I can say is that it was only implied somehow through the dream. Now, like I said, each night I would get closer and closer to catching up with her, and the closer I got, the more real it felt. Finally, on the last night of having this recurring dream, I got close enough that I could have touched her. I remember her laughing, and then turning her head to look back at me. What I saw took me aback, and even in the dream, I remember stopping and just looking straight ahead. What I saw was this girl, this mysterious, beautiful girl that I supposedly knew, looking back at me... but she had no face. That's right. She didn't have a face. Where there should have been eyes, nose and a mouth, was only a white nothingness. That's where the dream ended. I still can't seem to understand what the dream meant. It felt so real and familiar that I sometimes wonder if it could have been a memory, and not a dream at all. But, if it was a memory, where have I lived that before? I know believing in reincarnation or "past lives" isn't something for everyone, but I don't think it can be ruled out. It was too surreal. It felt like a far away place and time, but even so, still very familiar to me, almost like I would wake up and be where I was in the dream. Perhaps, it's a vision from the future. Maybe I'm being told something good is coming my way, but that it won't be so obvious at first. What really chills me to think about is how much love and happiness I felt. So much so, that I don't think anyone in this life could replicate it. How familiar it all felt. I knew this girl. Yet, I didn't know her name and I couldn't see her face. I looked different too, like I said. If it hadn't been for how I felt, I wouldn't have recognized it as myself. To this day, I can still picture everything so clearly that a picture could be drawn up from my description alone, even down to the sand dunes and seagulls flying in the air. If anyone does read all of this, would you mind offering up opinions on what it could be? I can only gain so much insight looking at it from my own perspective. Also, has anyone else ever had dreams that were similar to this? Hopefully, in time, it will get clearer.

Posted on: 2015-09-04 by sparrow

So I am in the air and the black stuff from the black Spider man is dragging me down to hell by my feet but I am pleading to heaven to god to forgive me and crying and pleading for him to allow me into heaven. Then god rescues me but only to purgatory. My husband was awake when I awoke from it so I was able to tell him about it before I forgot. Basically you go to hell if you lie but if you lied alot the black stuff covered your mouth and you wouldn't be able to plead to god so my mouth wasn't covered so I was able to plead and was rescued. It was a very vivid dream and I was scared when I awoke and my heart was pounding. I was even too afraid to go to the toilet!

Posted on: 2016-11-02 by Guest

I believe in witchcraft and have been studying it for most of my life however I only really perform black magic. Last night I dreamt I was minding my own business and all of a sudden I was able to start casting lightning from my fingers. It was exciting and I began going around striking random people, the lightning was red and made me feel powerful. What could it mean?

Posted on: 2015-05-26 by Guest

The National Gallery

Posted on: 2015-05-27 by Guest

Thanks funny site

Posted on: 2015-07-30 by Guest

This may seem sad but I assure you it is not. A little background. I'm 20 years old and still a virgin. It's not that I'm unattractive, I just lack any and all confidence with women. So for the first half of my dream I was taking some sort of group trip with a bunch of guys and girls. All of the guys were harassing me about not being good or knowing anything about sports. I felt alone and outcast. Then one of the girls saw that I was having a very hard time and that no one was talking to me or even cared what I was doing. My mind was in a place of darkness. Suddenly she came up to me and started talking. Eventually we were cuddling, nothing sexually. And that is almost the entire rest of the dream. Just a woman's embrace in a time of desperation for human contact.

Posted on: 2016-02-29 by Raegan

Last night my family and my class went on a trip to Disney World, but it looked just like my backyard. There was a giant slide, and diving boards with no water. A trampoline and a swing set. So my mom took my little brother home, because he got bored. Me and my father walked into a cafe. We ordered food. We went outside to eat, and two guys stared at us creepily. They called the police to arrest us. The police found the truth that we were innocent, and then I was on the bus with my class IMD.

Posted on: 2015-04-27 by Guest

Do you need a work permit?

Posted on: 2011-05-22 by Guest

Last night I was in school and everyone was evacuating because of a (purple) poisonous gas was spreading. I was the last kid to get out of school. I was on my way home when a couple asked if I needed help getting home, I told them to fuck off. They said to stop acting stingy and took me to their house. They told me that it was getting late and that I should stay the night. I said that there was no fucking way that I was staying. I walked into a room, locked the door, and climbed out a window. I started to cry for no reason. I took out my cell phone, called my mom, and told her that I was sorry and that I would be home soon and hung up. Then a guy in a spider-man costume walks over and mugs me. I kill him. Then I turn around and I'm able to see my face and see that my eyes are now a gold-yellow (normally hazel) IMD

Posted on: 2015-04-29 by Guest

I'm originally from Dublin but now live in Edinburgh