Posted on: 2015-04-29 by Guest

A staff restaurant

Posted on: 2015-04-26 by Guest

Could you ask him to call me?



Posted on: 2015-05-27 by Guest

One moment, please

Posted on: 2015-05-25 by Guest

I never went to university



Posted on: 2011-01-06 by Green Lantern

Last night after watching Sarah Palin's Alaska, I dreamt I was in the show swimming in cold ponds talking to fish IMD.

Posted on: 2014-11-24 by Guest

I had a dream I walked in my bathroom and looked in the mirror, realizing that I lost all my teeth somehow. I felt scared. I know I had this dream because I recently had a hole in my tooth that needed fixing.

Posted on: 2013-03-16 by Guest

In my dream it started with, some sort of birth-day party, a bunch of people came into a room lined up all around the room and then we were told to sit down, then the girls were told to start fucking all of the guys. I was confused but everyone seemed to start doing it, so a girl hopped on my cock and started riding. It looked like there was more girls than guys, more maybe the perfect amount. The dream was so vivid, but I can't say that was a good thing. The atmosphere was so dark, I think that the place we were in was controlled by different gods, as if they were fighting for the world. I remember seeing some kind of electric god standing next to a plasma god. But anyways, after that I exited the "world" into some kind of building, there were people outside there waiting to go in. I was all like, "You're gonna love it in there man, I'm not gonna tell ya what happened but you're gonna love it!" Then a guy comes up to me (I think he worked there) and he put a staple in my left cheek, I believe it was so I didn't talk about that place. I think I could still talk, but the dream was so vivid so OUCH.



Posted on: 2015-07-09 by NamelessMe

I texted with my crush on this app we have never used before to chat. It was a normal conversation, then he asked me where a certain building in my neighborhood was situated and I tried my best to explain him but he didn't understand. He needed this place because he wanted you buy this certain part of tyres. Eventually, my mom went and bought them. Then I checked my messages from him and he was like "why haven't you texted me" and send some funny photos in which he showed people and said it was me since I didnt text him. During the dream(in the dream I mean, not where I'd fallen asleep) I was shopping all this time. Unfortunately, I never gave him that part of the tyres my mom had bought. Can someone tell me what it means? (I'm teen)

Posted on: 2014-12-22 by Guest

I saw annie from attack on titan and she had awesome sex with me

Posted on: 2015-05-01 by Guest

very best job

Posted on: 2017-03-13 by Guest

I had a dream I got kidnapped and murdered the past three nights

Posted on: 2016-08-02 by Guest

Im having a usual day, working on the farm with my family, and i look up to the sky (as usual) and i see 2 gigantic moons taking up a quarter of the whole sky. I tell my family and start to freak out about the apocalypse while they just ignore me and keep working.

Posted on: 2015-04-27 by Guest

Where's the nearest cash machine?

Posted on: 2015-06-09 by Guest

I read a lot

Posted on: 2015-05-01 by Guest

I wanted to live abroad

Posted on: 2015-09-28 by Guest

Am Leo from Nigeria .. Three times in two months I have had the same dream , I dreamt of fire just like hellstones falling from the sky,people with this mark on their hands ,some cutting theirs off..the second dream was kinda similar but not too clear. The third one which I had daybefore yesterday being Sunday was small rockets falling from the sky ,hitting the earth here I saw myself in front of my veranda I was nearly hit by one ryt b4 I woke up.

Posted on: 2015-07-30 by Guest

This may seem sad but I assure you it is not. A little background. I'm 20 years old and still a virgin. It's not that I'm unattractive, I just lack any and all confidence with women. So for the first half of my dream I was taking some sort of group trip with a bunch of guys and girls. All of the guys were harassing me about not being good or knowing anything about sports. I felt alone and outcast. Then one of the girls saw that I was having a very hard time and that no one was talking to me or even cared what I was doing. My mind was in a place of darkness. Suddenly she came up to me and started talking. Eventually we were cuddling, nothing sexually. And that is almost the entire rest of the dream. Just a woman's embrace in a time of desperation for human contact.

Posted on: 2016-04-10 by all_the_freaks

Two parts of my dream last night were set in Video Games. Subnautica, and Yandere Simulator. In both of them, it was if I was watching a YouTuber doing a lets play on it. For Subnautica, Markiplier was filming it. He was stuck in the large ship thing that was more submerged than usual, and he was trying to escape. He found one of his old ships and headed home to fix it. Nothing fun happened, it was just odd. The second dream, AzzMan was playing Yandere Simulator, and was trying to get every character trying to kill him. The sky was demonic red as he ran around the school, pissing off every student before running around outside and provoking all the new clubs. Just a few of the many creatures wanting his blood, there was Yandere-chan's brother, a gym teacher in a mecha suit, a giant dark fairy, orcs, horses, my grandpa, many students with blue hair, and a grass monster. It was chaotic and quite terrifying.

Posted on: 2015-05-25 by Guest

Photography

Posted on: 2015-05-27 by Guest

Thanks funny site

Posted on: 2015-04-27 by Guest

I do some voluntary work

Posted on: 2015-04-27 by Guest

I'd like to cancel this standing order

Posted on: 2015-01-15 by Guest

I had a dream last night that is hurting me so bad. ok first of all my grandpa died 2 months ago today but last night I dreamed I was in a parking lot someplace I did not know but in the dream my grandpas casket was in the middle of the parking lot. I walked to the casket and opened and my grandpa was in there deceased of course but for some reason he had on a pair of his mechanic coveralls, he was a diesel mechanic in life. I took the coveralls off him and the I lit him on fire. His body did not burn long but long enough to char him and turn him black. In my dream I was not scared or sad doing this but now it is just tearing me up inside. My grandpa was my father to me he raised me and is my hero, best friend why would I dream something so bad....

Posted on: 2015-04-26 by Guest

A Second Class stamp

Posted on: 2015-04-28 by Guest

How would you like the money?