Posted on: 2015-04-29 by Guest

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Posted on: 2015-04-28 by Guest

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Posted on: 2015-10-22 by Guest

Last night I had a dream I was floating with other people over water and we could see a city ahead with the full moon to the right of it then rainbow light circles started floating towards us and when one reached me the person on my right grabbed my hand and it went over our hands the other person next to me didn't want to hold my hand then a bright golden light circle came towards me and consumed me IMD

Posted on: 2018-07-16 by Guest

I’ve had three separate, but similar dreams, so I’ll write them all together. I am currently 13, and had the first two dreams a few years ago. I began dreaming and noticed that instead of being myself, I was a main character from a show called Danger Rangers. In my dreams I am often not myself, so the only weird part was that the character was male, and I am female. The specific character was Sully. For the rest of the dream, I was acting like Sully, because I hate embarrassment! The next dream was another male character: Martin from the Wild Krafts (cartoon version, of course.) In the cartoon, he has a piece of technology that becomes a suit (kinda like Iron Man’s, not a business suit) with the powers and appearance of an animal. I was using a bird setting on the suit. Instead of a headquarters the dream took place in a forest, which for some reason had a giant slide in it. I didn’t slide down it, but climbed up it to the top and repeatedly glided down. I was really trying to fly, but I just kept gliding down, The third dream, the character was...! Another male: Monkey D. Luffy from One Piece. It took place on an island my mind made up, about the size of a small park and circular, with a split down the middle. Luffy’s ship, the Going Merry, was anchored on the opposite half, within view, on the outside rim. Luffy’s friend Nami was somewhere on the half I was on, but I don’t see her until a bit later. All i do in this dream is use Luffy’s abilities to get to the Going Merry, bringing Nami with me.



Posted on: 2015-04-26 by Guest

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Posted on: 2015-06-08 by Guest

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Posted on: 2015-06-08 by Guest

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Posted on: 2015-06-07 by Guest

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Posted on: 2015-04-29 by Guest

I wanted to live abroad

Posted on: 2012-09-23 by Guest

I had this dream, it started out with me in my hometown. All of sudden I'm in the town that 30 mins. Away from mine. I'm sitting by a table (of drugs) my bestfriend Drake (who I've been in love with) walks by, he is worried, and I know he is in trouble. Some guy try's to steal the drugs off the table, so I take his hands too stop him, but he drags me along.  drake grabs me away. The man runs off, the sky turns a weird color, and I hear Gods voice count down from 5. I look at drake and we both know the world is ending when we heard his voice. ( I feel like I'm high I this dream btw, and I haven't smoked in forever) when the countdown is down, everything falls apart, the road splits, I jump in the air, but I'm so high I don't know what's going on, I see drake running far ahead of me. Then I wake up.. The end. The strange thing is my two other friends had a dream like this, with the table of drugs. We all hated the dream, and my friend drake and other people have been getting sketchy feelings. We're scared, and don't know what's going on.. 

Posted on: 2013-11-15 by Guest

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Posted on: 2011-10-28 by Guest

last night, i found myself dressed in girls undies and a school girl skirt, with no shirt on and with this girl i like walking toward me. then i woke up IMD

Posted on: 2012-10-26 by Guest

Every now and then I have this fucked up dream...I'm in a cemetery and it always starts with me going to this grave on the edge of a wall at a bottom of a hill. At the top of the hill there's a boarded up blue house and the very first time I had this dream somethings in that house. I run down the hill and backflip over this grave into a different section of the cemetery. This section has tiny square graves with skulls in between like a side walk. On the other side is a fence. The graves on the other side of the fence look like an old Roman city and are covered in green moss. To get out of this place you must find the giant temple at the end of the Roman section with the word "Skorpios" engraved in a giant stone banner. Inside is a house cat named Skorpios I have to defeat. The first time it was a group of cats. At the back of the temple is a door I have to kick down. Inside looks like a modern day house. The windows won't come up and there is one door in the back of the house. Open it to find a fence is blocking my way out, on the other side of the fence is what looks to be Gravestones with Chinese Lions on top of them. I am Buddhist so this part isn't that out there. There is another door to my right that must be kicked down...it appears to be the same house with the same door and same windows, both houses are empty. I open up the door and there's a big green hill with no graves. I always wake up at this point.

Posted on: 2013-11-17 by Guest

I want to make a withdrawal

Posted on: 2015-04-26 by Guest

Another year

Posted on: 2011-05-09 by saligia

Last night i had this most weird dream. Somehow i made a jourey back in time and arrived at year 1437. I appeared in a part of the forest that leaded to the castle entrance. I had to find the king, i knew someone was trying to poison him. So i entered the castle in my strange clothes (jeans and t.shirt) and asked a guard to take me to the king. He looked at me strangely but at the end, he took me to his magesty presence. Damn, he was cute! in need of shaving but cute! The kig looked down on me and ordered me to speak. I told him everything about the murder plot. He looked suspicious of me. He didn´t believed me and sentenced me to death for lying. I don´t remember anything else. IMD

Posted on: 2015-04-30 by Guest

Where are you from?

Posted on: 2015-05-27 by Guest

Have you got a telephone directory?

Posted on: 2015-05-01 by Guest

On another call

Posted on: 2012-11-13 by Guest

Intruders Alert!! Last night my dream was about my house, these people broke down my fence and shot my dog because he would let them pass in. When they got to my front door the broke it open and this lady walked in she lad short blonde hair and fair skin and all these men were behind her they looked like black ops or something trained pro's. Then I said "you cant just barge in here, who do you think you are leave you bastards!!!" then she said "we will not leave and if you dont let us through we will kill your whole family" so I bowed down and let them through I didnt want my family to get hurt. then I asked her why they were her she said " for you... we have came to take you away.. and you have to marry him." she turned her head to this guy, he had long black hair, cloudy eyes (weird) and he was tall and muscular. I just said "hell no!! you cant tell me who to mary and look as him with his long hair!! he looks like a girl!!!!" He just smirked at me and tried to have a conversation with me I just ignored him. Then that lady told me that she was going to imprison me in my room so she made these guards imprison me in my room, my whole house was been guarded all these people were outside my house. On top of that the old hag had the cheeck to say "when the time comes,your coming with us.." then I said "you wish.. bitch" a couple of hrs later I decided to try and escape from my room I thought if I got away my family would get hurt so I packed my bags and then I decided to sneak out my room door with my cat, I went to open the door and one of the guards tried to attack me but I fought back I took down 2 of them first, I went into the 2nd room and saw my mum while I was talking to her the main guard was talking to the guy "I was marrying(asshole" he said "ahahha, I was wondering when your women was going to lose it" He just smirked and said "you better not let her catch you talking like that.. she wil kill you" the other guy just smiled and said "yea" anyway it got to a point where my grandfather got up and started swearing about all the noise in the house and threw that lady out of the longue... she was asking for it I just thought it was a good distraction.. anyway in my dream I killed her at least 3 times or more and drove her towards the door trying to kick her out. In the end she killed my granddad (bitch)and I just kept going and going... When she got out and got towards the car I went to throw a knife at ther but the guy I was going to marry stopped and turned it around and let it come back to me I just ran inside but my mum stood in front of me and it hit her I just cried out "no!! mum!" then I said "how could you?? your marrying me?? you dont know what love is you asshole!!! why not kill her!!" the lady behind him said " I will be back to get you.... and she smirked" the guy I was supose to marryng then said " please.. come with me?" then I said "as if asshole!!!" then he smirked and said "I love you.." they all got in the car and left I just told them "go on get... and dont come back here ever again!!! you hear me???" then i woke up

Posted on: 2015-04-28 by Guest

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Posted on: 2015-07-29 by alexandraxamorr_

Well, my dream was weird. Probably more weird due to the fact that I've been having the same type of dream for the past few weeks. Only difference is; I remember last night's so clearly. I usually forget my dreams within 5 minutes of waking up, if not then it'll leave my mind sometime throughout the day. I dreamed that my brother and his wife and a few other members of my family were going out for a mini weekend vacation and my brother asked if I can babysit his six kids, I agreed. I babysat at my brothers apartment, but it's not the same one that he lives in in real life. Around 9:00 P.M. I heard motorcycles outside the window. (My brother's apartment is on the 2nd floor). I looked outside and saw these motorcycles circling one man. I called the cops and they asked me what was going on then I just started screaming because all the guys on the motorcycles started shooting this one man. I told the dispatch lady what had happen but she didn't seem surprised and didn't bother to send for help. The first thing that crossed my mind was the purge, because it seemed as though there were no authority in the city that night. I hung up the phone and shortly after, the apartment building got invaded by this group of people. They didn't actually come into our apartments but they yelled out that if we tried to escape then we would be dead. In a few days everything would be fine. I didn't want to call my brother and sister in law because I didn't want them to worry. I had this bright but dumb idea of leaving the kids in the apartment (they're old enough to care for themselves for a few hours) while I went out to get some type of help. I escaped the apartment building successfully and managed to run a couple blocks away. I took a couple of random turns in a couple of random streets. The rest of the streets were so quiet as if chaos was not happening just a few blocks over. As I was walking, I noticed this girl around my age (21) standing outside her house. I think she was getting groceries from her car or something. There was an alley right next to her house. As I was approaching her house, around 3 SUV's drove up from behind me. I saw all the passengers in the vehicle pull a gun out. I thought they were going to shoot me and I knew I would die because there were too many of them for me to escape and not enough time for me to run. They started shooting, I was waiting for a bullet to hit me... Instead, they all hit the young female. The vehicles passed me up so I took off running into the alley. As I got to the other end of the alley, it led me into some kind of field. Once I got into the field, there was only one exit, it was surrounded by a huge fence. I ran towards the exit but once I got close a car came into block me. Once I got the car out of my way another car came in my way. It happened with about 15 cars. I got away eventually.. I don't think they wanted to kill me.. They were just taunting me. I ended up meeting this guy in the same situation as me and told him about the nieces & nephews I left in the apartment building. I told him it was easy to escape but getting back in would be a whole different story. He said he'd helped me. We headed back at the apartment building with no problems. The entrance was blocked by a few armed men so we decided to go around the back exit. Once we got there, there was a man taking a piss but he didn't see me... at first. I took a couple steps to try to get away quietly but he heard me so I took of running to the other side of the building and other men caught me... Then I woke up. Instagram : Alexandraxamor_

Posted on: 2015-05-26 by Guest

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Posted on: 2015-05-24 by Guest

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Posted on: 2018-08-16 by Guest

okay this dream was super weird because in it i was fighting some hamsters in a factory the hamsters where carring machine guns,rocket launchers, ect but after fighting all the hamsters i get trapped somehow by the mastermind and then turned into a hamster for his army to rule the world or something.