Posted on: 2015-04-28 by Guest

About a year

Posted on: 2016-04-30 by Tripper4

I was with someone I'm currently intrested in, it was her birthday and we where both working crappy jobs and living in a crappy apartment. I convinced her to let us both take the day off and got her out of the house, when she returned she discovered an easel and art supplies as well as a ring. I walked out from behind a wall and got down on one knee and proposed,she said yes. I then woke up smiling like an idiot and started crying upon realizing it was only a dream.



Posted on: 2015-12-16 by Guest

So i was at a luxurious swimming pool with Lana Del Rey and we were just chilling in a tree right next to the water and i was her therapist. She was talking about her relationship with her dad, who was lying down in a chair next to the pool not far away. The end.

Posted on: 2015-04-29 by Guest

In a meeting



Posted on: 2015-08-09 by Lordoomer

I just made a dream where an old dude accidentally fucked a mermaid disguised as a horny women but the mermaid was actually an horrible monster with it's pussy that looked like a kraken's mouth, and it was actually a special type of mermaid that splitted itself into 4 women(with kraken mouth pussies) to attract more prays and when you fucked one it stinged inside your dick and you become pregnant with it's babies. Then we acussed a young guy of having fucked one because when he came out of the water he jumped and yelled and it was a young girl accusing him and I could see her memories of him yelling. Then I've been accused by everyone of having hidden the paste from some cookies because I tough it was infected with the sperm of the guy who fucked the mermaid-monster-creepy thing. Then they finnaly found the cookie paste I had tied it in a rag. (I remember doing it but I don't know why I had to hide it from them) Then they gave it to me and they weren't happy about what I did. Then I flushed it in a jail-like toilet because the paste, which inside the rag were 4 little dudes shaped cookies of 4 colors blue, red, yellow and another one and when I flushed the whole rag in the jail-like toilet the little blue one came back from the hole while still in the rag and draging the weight of it all with him and I flushed again and they were gone. I flushed 10 more time to be sure while thinking about what rats were doing when it happened to them, and I knew that if it happened to 2 rats, on of the two would win the fight in the rag or in the sewer pipe on the way to the sewer and eat the other one and come back as super sized giant mutated rat with massive stats bonus. Then I tough that little blue cookie monster had the more chance to eat the 3 others because of his incredible torque, but then I tough well the little red one might have been attacking it in the back so maybe they would end up all killing each others. ( I sincerely hoped so with all my heart because it was a catatrophy if one of them survived and ended up in the river) Then I was feeling bad about having done that because maybe I caused thousands of death because they would end up in the river and reproduce into more mermaid-monster-things. Then we tough maybe some escaped in our house so I went with some anti-bug spray with my sister and we searched everywhere in the house and while we were doing the basement(I think) we found some and they were looking like moths and I sprayed them and crushed them with the bottom of the spay can. Then we kept doing that for a while but suddenly there were noise and we(me and my sister) had to climb up some metal stairs and ladders in a big storage-room like place because some workmen must not know that we used the spray down there because they dont like the smell. Then one of the workmen saw us rushing upstair and he said someting I forgot, but he knew we used it down there and was not happy but he was acting all cocky and with a big smile on his face and talking shit. And when we were about to leave the storage room trough a door leading to the offices, he pushed some raking where two awesome and sexy twins women in tops and shorts jeans and with blond hairs were standing on a platform lower than us and we all fell(me, my sister and the awesome twins) to the bottom but we weren't hurt and then I woke up. That was the most fuck top dream ever seriously. But while I was in it(the dream), it all made sense that the bugs that looked like moths we were spraying and cruhsing were in fact larva of mutant-mermaid monsters. The only part that I didn't understood was when we endedup in the forbidden to spray down there stroage-room weird place with twin cuties standing on some midway platfrom on the raking.

Posted on: 2015-04-27 by Guest

I support Manchester United

Posted on: 2015-05-01 by Guest

I'm interested in this position



Posted on: 2015-06-07 by Guest

I can't get a signal

Posted on: 2014-04-16 by Rosey2129

last night I dreamt that the whole world was full of these zombie like creatures. So I was standing in my house while the neighbours where having a barbecue next door. But all of a sudden the all got bitten and become zombies. Me and my family and friends were the last survivors. I was looking in the cupboard and found these pink ankle socks so I decided to try them on. I had the power to fly!!. It was amazing because the zombies couldn't reach me. It felt so amazing being able to fly IMD

Posted on: 2015-04-08 by Guest

I had a dream where i was in my house, with this axe murderer and no one thought he was a murderer even though he obviously was..He killed me first, a straight blow in the middle of my head with his axe..he then went to kill my best friend, and i woke up. What does it mean?

Posted on: 2011-12-13 by Guest

It wasnt last night. I usually have this dream/nightmare in my 'Horror week' as i call it. Its the week when i have weird dreams. This dream i call 'Ghost Ride'. --Im in a town and its raining. Not happy rain but gloomy. Its a nice town and im looking in a shop. Suddenly, i have the feeling i need to go some-where and i go through a bunch of these stone alley-ways. Now, im in a Cart-Do you know these mine-carts? Like those but made of wood and im not on a railway, im being pulled by another cart(?) which has a seat for the person that controls the horse (i dont know what you call them) and a place for baggage at the back. So this cart is being driven by horses but the wierd this is, there is no person sitting on the seat to drive them. The horses are black and its still raining. There are trees on my right side. Now, the connector that connects my cart to the Main Cart is taken off as if someone took it off. My cart is still moving and the Horses (with the cart) turned to the right and now in-front of me, there is a cliff.Im about to die? Nooo!! I twist my cart and stopped just at the edge of the cliff. Then I get out and drag my cart and take the turn the horses took. Amazingly, i could drag the cart without a problem at all!!It was light!! The rain stopped. At that turn, there was another village but this one was dead. No one living there, dark, gloomy. It was a CREEPY village, like a ghost town? So after i pass this village (still with my cart) i continue on down a road and end up at this grassland!! Surrounded by trees? But the point is, there is a small hill and on-top of this hill is the Creepy Mansion. Its old, dark and creepy. BUT, what caught my attention is that there was ALOT of cars!! Not kiddin'!! Like, almost the whole grassland was covered with different cars? So im walking between these 2 cars and there is this other car coming from the trees and is CRAZY!! Driving towards me because it wants to park where IM standing!!! So i run away and fall on my stomach as the crazy driver parks. (My cart falls too) When i get up, me and the Crazy driver(changes every-time) the sun transforms. NOT JOKING!!! REALLY! It transforms into something new every-time i have this dream. Sometimes the clouds near it transform too. But me and the crazy driver ALWAYS stare at it in shock and the time when i wake up is when i turn because the Crazy Driver says somthing which i always forget.

Posted on: 2015-04-27 by Guest

Where's the postbox?

Posted on: 2015-04-29 by Guest

Can I take your number?

Posted on: 2015-04-30 by Guest

I'm self-employed

Posted on: 2015-04-29 by Guest

How do you do?

Posted on: 2015-04-27 by Guest

How do you spell that?

Posted on: 2015-09-02 by Guest

I had a dream about my ex girlfriend we haven't been together for 3 years and I have moved on. Well last night I was sleeping I had a dream that we lived together and we were happy. I don't want to be with her I like my current relationship what do I do to get her out of my head.

Posted on: 2015-05-28 by Guest

Had my first “lucid dream” experience… One of the most terrifying experiences I have ever had the privilege to go through. Although not a lot of things made sense in that dream… I can still not entirely comprehend two different scenarios… 1: I opened my eyes. It was day time and I was in my girlfriends bedroom. As I entered the dream I had an instant realisation that it in fact was a dream and not reality… and under a short period of time I started to gain horrific thoughts about being stuck in that dream and leaving my body exposed to the dangers of reality. I even had a sort of sensation that I was no longer alive… There was nothing that would indicate my body being alive… In horror and panic I decided to take measures, so I jumped of a balcony in order to scare myself into awakening. Unfortunately I only ended up slamming the ground without any particular sensation beside the pressure on my arms. A while went before the second particular scene… 2: I stood in front of a lion made out of sand… sand which continuously poured of from it… I somehow had a feeling similar to deja vu. I had seen this lion in a dream before… and it’s words and actions were similar of that dream from the past… yet… this time it was guarding something… it was guarding some kind of animal behind it. I approached this animal and to my confusion, I had no clue of what type of animal this was… yet it spoke to me… as if this was the first time I had ever seen it. It asked me one question: “Is this what you want?”… Me still being terrified about my currant state, yelled out loudly; “NO!” The animal then slowly closed its eyes and stopped breathing… as if it had died… without any time for consideration, the dream went dark and I finally opened up my eyes while lying in bed next to my girlfriend… I was surprisingly calm… my heart was beating slowly and my thoughts were running slow… …I wish I was able to decipher this dreams meaning but… to no prevail… But the thing that scared me the most afterwards, after I had woken up, was that the door which my girlfriend had close before going to bed was wide open… and in my dream I had jumped from the balcony…

Posted on: 2015-04-29 by Guest

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Posted on: 2014-08-09 by Guest

Hello so Ive kinda been having this dream on and off but its starting to give me the creeps. All I remember is running away from something. And it's in this old wooden house full of cobwebs. But all I could think it's too get the hell out of there. Then I see a lil girl with blood stains and another lil girl crying and the bloody one started following me all I remembered was putting the lil girl in front of me and start running while I hear screaming. And I just remembered that I had to find... a husband and wife corpses or ghost. But anyway I got out asap and I open the door only to find another house with ppl that I felt like I knew but I have no clue who they r. But this house was big and there was a room to go up to the attic and I could feel my body going towards it and I got curious and I open the door to the attic and a lil girl grabs me and tells me not to go and starts crying. I looked at her and bk and the attic and fear started rising...what could this mean

Posted on: 2015-04-29 by Guest

Who would I report to?

Posted on: 2015-01-05 by Guest

In my dream last night, I dreamt that I was at the train station as I was visiting my friends who live in the city. I was wanting to store my bags somewhere and whilst looking for the storage lockers I saw Amy Poehler. Excited to see her, I wanted to take a photo with her but upon reaching her and asking, she decided it would be a fun idea to cut up my clothing. Eventually feeling sympathetic for her joke, Amy gave me some new clothes to wear and directed me to some change rooms located conveniently at the train station. Whilst changing, a flasher approached and began to expose himself at me whilst I was trying to change into my new clothes. In an act of rage, I went to punch the flasher to try and get rid of him which resulted in me accidentally fisting. My hand was engulfed in his anus. Somehow, this strange connection between us made me fall in love with him and before I awoke, I announced my love to him and we both walked off into the sunset to spend our lives together.

Posted on: 2015-04-28 by Guest

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Posted on: 2015-06-07 by Guest

Insufficient funds

Posted on: 2015-04-28 by Guest

Nice to meet you