Posted on: 2015-04-30 by Guest

I can't hear you very well

Posted on: 2015-04-26 by Guest

In a meeting



Posted on: 2015-05-25 by Guest

Have you got a current driving licence?

Posted on: 2015-04-30 by Guest

I'm about to run out of credit



Posted on: 2012-12-02 by Guest

I dreamed I was on an airplane cruising 2 feet above the water and the front door of the plane had fallen off. I stood in front of the door to make sure passengers wouldn't fall out when they went to the lavatory. I stuck my hand out to touch the water and realized if I fell out, I would get sucked into the engine.

Posted on: 2015-04-30 by Guest

My battery's about to run out

Posted on: 2015-08-03 by Guest

I had a dream that I got into my car and these two guys wouldn't let me close the door and they started taking pictures of my nipples and posted them on a school website and then they made sculptures of them in the parking lot.... Im a guy



Posted on: 2013-11-29 by Guest

In my dream I was talking with a very wise sage. It was very informative and long conversation, but when out of sudden my girlfriend woke me up and wanted something from me, I basically forgot almost everything that sage told me. The only thing I remember VERY CLEARLY is that he mentioned this 6 words and that this could have a massive influence on the world we're living. I know weird, but the message was so clear that it influenced me to go to this site I've never used before and write this. So here are the words: Rice, Oat, Whey, Wheat, CO4, GMO. That's it. I don't really know what to do with it. Maybe someone got any idea on how this words connect together? So weird.

Posted on: 2015-04-30 by Guest

How many more years do you have to go?

Posted on: 2015-04-28 by Guest

It's a bad line

Posted on: 2014-09-29 by jessicaridgway

so i was sat in my house, and in my dream at a certain time of night a dinosau would walk past our house, and i remember trying to get people to see it, but i think i was the only one, and before i knew it dinosaurs were all over the streets and it was almost as if they were repopulating, i was reasurred by someone in the dream that they were safe and wouldnt harm anyone so that was cool, the dream then ended like a documentory telling me that dinosaurs keep the witches away. so yup.

Posted on: 2014-01-30 by 9spaceking

Last night a girl who had flight powers attempted to catch me, although being more amazing at flight than I was in that dream, my low gliding skills bought me behind a hill and hid. IMD

Posted on: 2015-04-30 by Guest

A law firm

Posted on: 2016-01-23 by TheDreamer

I really wanted to share my dreams and that's also the reason why I made an account. Actually this happens to me often. Last night I was pretty irritated with my brother so I slept a little early than the usual. In my dream, I was laying on my bed, the weird thing is the same exact place as my past dream is which is the room that I am sleeping though I know that I am dreaming and the only thing that I thought is "oh, so I'm dreaming again". While I was laying on the bed I stared at the door going to veranda and was shocked when someone knocked on it, I went infront of it and the next I saw is my brother trying to open the door while smiling creepily. I closed my eyes for a second then open it again only seeing a man which 'I don't know who' is trying to open it again. I can't remember what he is saying and I hardly remember what he looked like but I got this familiar feeling that he is always the person who I dream about and that was always! He tried to open the door but I locked it, then I saw him grabbing a knife but more like something pointed stick then he stab the glass since the door is a glass I ran away and he is chasing me wherever I go. I decided to wake up and I felt relieve when I did. I tried to relax until I felt sleepy again. Again in my dream I saw him but unlike a while ago he, who is running behind me.... Now he is infront facing me as if he's telling me something. I closed my again and when I opened it I am again standing infront of the glass door with him on the outside looking at me and holding a pointed object he tried to open the door while me trying to close it. I stared at his face and I got this thought "I really know this guy" I know that he isn't someone I know from this real world but instead from my dream. I woke up feeling restless and wanting more sleep.

Posted on: 2010-12-28 by IceUser

Last night I was chased down by a lime green dear!! IMD

Posted on: 2011-11-03 by khitana

in my dream a baby was sitting on my tommy. then the baby did poo, a lot of poo and more poo. the poo was covering my thighs and my legs. I stand up looking for shower and I wake up. what does that mean?

Posted on: 2012-08-05 by ZeroTheDreamWalker

I have tob explain to you how my dreams work You see whenever I have a good dream im always in like a sunnier happier surreal version of my town Every time i dream a more heavenly vesion of my town is added to like almost a map of where I can travel in a good dream This time.... a school a lovely private school with beautiful buildings and kids with uniforms were there Just right down the street from my house As it turned out Alot of my friends werent gonna go to nyack high school \ instead they wanted to go to this new school And there was an open house there for children from nyack high school interested in switching schools It was sunny and I went there And the person who was supposed to take me around was this beautiful asian girl my age pretty dark hair perfect skin She led me through the campus telling me about its history introducing me to her friiends..... To all the amazing clubs it was like a dream school Then I decided to join and told her I was interested So I was taken to the dean She was a nice middle aged whit woman graying hair but nice skin brown eyes A very happy glow about her I told her I wanted to join She said id get a trial period She seemed happy I wanted to join and the asian girl seemed happy as well Joshua_D 9:50 PM She said I could take classes there for now on a trial period while she reveiwed my ..whats it called ..uh..portfolio? I forgot what its called Joshua_D 9:52 PM So from then on it was me just taking classes there going to school and it was nice trhe classes the teachers the other students The asian gril was in all my classes and we basically became bestfriends shed even sit with me and all my dorky friends from the other school that moved to our school at lunchtime or wed go to the cafe across the street it was nice..... THe school was called green meadow...they had everything there even a pyrotechnics club ... The dream felt like it went on for days

Posted on: 2014-03-30 by Guest

Last night, In my dream i was this suited agent of this agency, I was invited to the party of the Former North Korean leader, there i sat to the right of the Korean, he invited Six adolescent girls and boys too. I soon realized he was a pedophile, after that it went all blurry and then I found myself in the lobby lying on the ground, I still remember it was slippery, i saw the kids running from the elevator, they were screaming, I pointed them to the exit. The next thing was that these two suited white men were looking for in the lobby, one saw me and ran to catch me, there was this wall where to sofas were placed, i hid behind them, when he came near he went to the opposite direction, then i skidded on the slippery floor and he fell to his face, the other one came, and I hit him with the lamp, From the entrance came my friend, Jerry. I told him to get out, at the exit, we found these extremely hot Asian agent girls, we beat them to shit, and the next thing, me and my friends were lying on top of them, outside the hotel IMD

Posted on: 2015-04-26 by Guest

Special Delivery

Posted on: 2015-03-04 by Guest

Last night I had dream. I was walking through a large crowd of people. They were all laughing and happy. Suddenly the dream became very vivid. I could sense the presence of a loved one that passed away 5 years ago. He was a childhood friend and my first love. So I began searching for him, frantically looking at everyone's faces and calling him. I turned around and he was there smiling at me. I ran over to him and hugged him. It was so real. I said to him, "I finally get a chance to tell you how much I love you." I am completely aware I am dreaming. He says back to me like he's repeating me. "You love me." I have had many vivid visitation dreams, but I never get a chance to say what I want before I am jarred awake. This time..It was like he was letting me say what I needed to say. I told him he was gone in my waking life. I told him how much I missed him, and like that..his face started to change and he was gone back into the crowd. IMD

Posted on: 2015-04-29 by Guest

Who do you work for?

Posted on: 2013-06-29 by Guest

Last night, I was maxing in Runescape and I was hitting rambo specs with my DDS against B0aty, but when I looked at my loot pile, it was only veng runes and sara brews and vials, until for some reason - I saw a whip on the bottom of the loot pile. To my suprise, they were noted whips and there were a dozen of them. Unfortunately, before I could click on my tele tab, my prayer hit 0 and I was dbow rushed by a void ranger with ranger boots and a fury. I was skulled and didn't get to keep anything.

Posted on: 2016-05-23 by Guest

Looking for a key to a desk drawer. I was alone and was feeling frantic, to find any signs that my friends were either alive or dead. Next to the desk is a waste basket and it has a my little pony lid that I move aside and there is the key inside. I get an uneasy feeling that something is coming and go outside. I hear something breaking inside and see many small rats comng. They are zombie plague carriers. I climb a chain link fence to get away from them but they also climb it. I am stepping on them as they get to the top but I get tired of it and pick one up and bite it's neck feeling the blood run down my chin and neck. I pull it away and now the rat is twice as big and looking at me with total white eyes and says, "You're pointing at me, but he's pointing at you." And the rat looks behind me. As I turn to look I wake up. I has the overwhelming feeling that something was watching me and goosebumps all over. I looked behind me and nothing was there.

Posted on: 2014-01-18 by Guest

I had a dream that I was having sex with my sister in law. Should I be worried?

Posted on: 2015-06-06 by Guest

A book of First Class stamps