Posted on: 2015-04-28 by Guest

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Posted on: 2015-04-28 by Guest

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Posted on: 2015-04-28 by Guest

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Posted on: 2013-12-02 by jackcreeps

Last night, my dream began with a man in a car driving toward a series of underground tunnels. A labyrinth filled with statues that may only move in darkness; sunlight kind of freezes them. There are these holes where sunlight shines through from above. They appeared as angels, but they sound much more like gargoyles to me. I believe the labyrinth was called a 'soul dark chamber.' It's for torture. You're trapped there, eternally running from them. Only the statues can kill you, you cannot die otherwise. For instance, there is no food there, but you cannot die of starvation. You can only feel the pain of starvation. Jump to the future where it's been made into a sport. I believe the statues were also hurt by water. I know there was some way to kill them. The audience watches multiple areas on huge TV screens in a stadium near the tunnel system. The entrance to the tunnels is through a forest, one which wasn't there before. Before, there was only a huge abandoned building. The building is now a sort of hotel for the competitors. The competition is a last man standing sort of deal. The competitors can try to kill each other, but it doesn't work. Only the statues can kill you. However, you can still feel the pain of death. If you are 'killed,' there is a room in the hotel where you can 'resurrect.' Being the last one to not be killed by statues is not the only way to win, however. You can also find the escape, or, you can kill all the statues, effectively ending it forever. If you kill all the statues, the sort of immortality you gain in these underground tunnels vanishes and you are able to die there. My dream focused on one competitor. They had long, shaggy, blonde hair. The pain was too much. They began to see the others as statues. One day, they snapped and gunned down the other competitors. After the competitors resurrected, some were angry, others were sympathetic. The angry few decided to retaliate. They took the blonde person and began to shoot them, and basically beat them to death. They stuck this thing in the blonde person's ear and blew their head up. Upon blonde's full recovery, when their hearing finally returned, they went to the designated sleep room in the hotel. Competitors sleep during the day because the statues do not move then. Blonde entered the room and just started screaming and screaming. The sympathetic few, who knew the toll this game could take on your sanity, managed to quiet them. Blonde was invited to sleep in their bed, but could not sleep. Did not want to sleep. Blonde turned to any drug that would keep them awake. Blonde did not want those things to kill them. Blonde wanted to die, just not at the hand of the statues. Blonde would have flashbacks to their head exploding. They would shake constantly. You could eat in the hotel to prevent feeling the pain of starvation, but Blonde could not eat, and did not want to. Blonde knew that if they could kill the statues, then they could finally die. So that's where the dream ends - with Blonde staring off into space and wishing they would die. I'm hoping there's a part two to this dream, because it was incredibly vivid and gripping IMD



Posted on: 2015-04-29 by Guest

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Posted on: 2015-06-08 by Guest

so i was in castle look a like place and there was that big furnace and i was with a person i cant figure out who he was, so he told me i better kill my self and not let them kill me, i dont know what he was talking about, he jumped in the furnace and he disappeared in 3 seconds, i thinked wow thats the best way to die and i took a sword and jumped in the furnace i didnt dissapear as fast as he did but here comes the good part when i died i actually felt like i really did i was wake but i couldnt move i tried like very hard to move and i finally woke up.

Posted on: 2015-04-10 by Guest

I had another dream were I was running away from a kid with ginger hair and freckles. I recognized him as a friend I had in grade school named Brian. Anyway he was running at me with a syringe filled with a green fluid. I ran behind a minivan hoping to lose him but suddenly he jumped on the car and tackled me. for some reason I couldnt scream as he injected the fluid in me. then it all went black.



Posted on: 2018-08-27 by Imadamus

I woke up in a huge space shop with others as the ship extradited minerals n supplies from a planet n host death matches from the ranked soldiers within the ship , they offered us plenty of food n I encountered workers that all have a job to do from cleaning toilets and feeding animals and I had my yellow shorts on with under armor boxers under neath n I picked up swords and staffs n bow n arrows... Marisa n Alyssa two friends of mine where on a table n we spoke about how in a dream within a dream we can spin a trompo n if always spins nonstop We in the dream still then a man with body gear gave me a thick leather belt strap to properly add my knife n weapons ...I seen celebrities as Beyoncé n Ronda Rousey as a gladiator but they didn’t know of their other lives ... I asked to go to the training room to begin practice as I met other fits about watching their planets being conquered but never got to see the king or captain of the ship ... I got into confrontations with other disgruntled lower level ship protectors n pulled out my weapons but knew by the grip I needed practice but other higher ranking ship protesters always stepped in n settled the conflict ....

Posted on: 2018-01-21 by Guest

So, last night I had a dream that one of my friends and I kissed. To give a little background, we are both girls, 16, straight, and we run cross country and track together. In the dream, I don’t remember where we were but two of my other running friends were there too, about 20 feet away from us. My friend(call her D) and I were talking about something and I keep thinking that we kissed as a sort of “practice” for me. Well, we kissed and it felt good. There wasn’t any tongue involved but it was more than one kiss. D said something I don’t remember and then we kissed again. This time I started on her neck(no hickeys though) and as I kissed her neck she let out a little moan. I smiled when she did because then I knew I was doing okay(btw this was my first kiss in the dream and I still haven’t had a first kiss in real life). Next, I moved to D’s lips and we “made out” for a little bit(still no tongue). I remember that she wrapped her legs around me at some point and then the kiss ended. She went somewhere and I went over to my other friends earlier mentioned. I said, “I just had my first kiss with D” and we all started giggling. That’s all I remember. I don’t know what this dream means because I’ve never thought of doing any of that with D. Even in the dream, I really did enjoy the kisses and they felt good, but I never wanted to do anything more with D in the dream or in real life.

Posted on: 2015-05-01 by Guest

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Posted on: 2013-08-07 by Guest

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Posted on: 2015-04-28 by Guest

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Posted on: 2015-04-26 by Guest

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Posted on: 2012-04-21 by Guest

I dreamed about i was on my way To see god. and i keep dreaming and dreaming about this..it just wont stop...I even heard God..! and saw my angel in my dream...

Posted on: 2013-12-27 by NormKid

Last night I dreamt that my three friends and I were walking down the road in front of my school and next to the school there was a huge parking lot that was never there before. It had a fence around it and there were tons of cars in it. We walked past this one green car that was from the seventys or something and it was really nice. One of my friends went to the school and came back and shook the keys in our face. Then we all got in his car and the next thing We are doing is walking back that same road the opposite way. Theres a guy standing in the rocks and my friends just look at him but I jump back and scream OH SH*T and the dream ends.

Posted on: 2018-01-21 by Guest

So, last night I had a dream that one of my friends and I kissed. To give a little background, we are both girls, 16, straight, and we run cross country and track together. In the dream, I don’t remember where we were but two of my other running friends were there too, about 20 feet away from us. My friend(call her D) and I were talking about something and I keep thinking that we kissed as a sort of “practice” for me. Well, we kissed and it felt good. There wasn’t any tongue involved but it was more than one kiss. D said something I don’t remember and then we kissed again. This time I started on her neck(no hickeys though) and as I kissed her neck she let out a little moan. I smiled when she did because then I knew I was doing okay(btw this was my first kiss in the dream and I still haven’t had a first kiss in real life). Next, I moved to D’s lips and we “made out” for a little bit(still no tongue). I remember that she wrapped her legs around me at some point and then the kiss ended. She went somewhere and I went over to my other friends earlier mentioned. I said, “I just had my first kiss with D” and we all started giggling. That’s all I remember. I don’t know what this dream means because I’ve never thought of doing any of that with D. Even in the dream, I really did enjoy the kisses and they felt good, but I never wanted to do anything more with D in the dream or in real life.

Posted on: 2018-07-21 by Guest

last night i saw a lovely dream. i met with my best friend who is very beautiful. i kissed on her cheak. she was very happy and was kissing me too

Posted on: 2015-04-28 by Guest

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Posted on: 2015-04-29 by Guest

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