Posted on: 2015-04-27 by Guest

This site is crazy :)

Posted on: 2015-04-26 by Guest

I saw your advert in the paper



Posted on: 2013-07-10 by Guest

Whereabouts are you from?

Posted on: 2014-04-25 by Guest

I was in a rv park and Michael Myers was chasing me and the other people who was there, but we wouldn't leave the rvpark when we escaped him we would go back to whatever we was doing. Then my relative called (who we bought the rv from) and asked if anyone was living in it and I told her no, even though Michael was. I didn't tell her about him chasing us either



Posted on: 2015-05-24 by Guest

I'd like , please

Posted on: 2015-04-26 by Guest

What's the interest rate on this account?

Posted on: 2015-04-28 by Guest

I'd like to open a business account



Posted on: 2015-04-28 by Guest

In a meeting

Posted on: 2015-04-29 by Guest

I'd like a phonecard, please

Posted on: 2014-03-08 by Guest

The scene starts in a building. it had like garage so ground floor n all the upper floors an there was this guy called Junior who owned a gun. He was an ex con. His goal was to kill me and a mate i was with who goes by the Name of Riley. The building was very complicated and very big. Riley had to run down to the ground floor but there was one problem, he was trapped. If he attempted to escape he would have been shot. i told him to try climb down and jump to my floor, we managed to do it but in the end there was no way out. Junior whistled as we both looked up, he said. I'm gonna make this easier for you. I will kill one of you and keep one alive..... YOU CHOSE. I looked over to riley as he was shaking and then started walking towards the centre. Riley then shouted ' NO! I'll go ' I wasn't about to watch him die. I demanded to go and started walking once more; Riley shouted. ' WAIT! ' You can't. With all the time we were wasting Junior saw something moving in my bag. It was my rabbit that had just woken up. He asked ' What's that?' Nothin' i replied. Selfishly Riley seemed keen on giving him an answer and shouted with no regrets. ' I'TS A RABBIT! LET US TRADE THE RABBIT ' He pleaded and begged as i stood there in shock. Junior however was in no mood for waiting. He said ; Put the bunny & the bag in the centre. What i cant believe is that i actually went ahead with his demand. Meanwhile Riley was secretly calling 999 it. 5 seconds later as i backed up... ' BOOM!' A gunshot fired. I started crying my eyes. Riley was already looking for an escape. Leaving me behind. with a serial killer! I shouted " YOU PRICK ' go on run away thats all you ever do. A few minutes later... The cops showed up and arrested Junior. { 2 YEARS LATER } The scene starts with me on a school trip. I was just walking around the coffee shop with my class mates and i thought id seen him again. I stood there as my Teacher came up to me and asked ' my dear what are you staring at ' i mumbled... Ju... Junior Everyone reassured me he was still locked up and told me to stop worrying. Later that night i got a job at a restaurant in town. I was happily getting on with things. But, as i went down the stairs a guy with dark hair walked up them on the opposite side. He then turned around and i froze. I dropped the plates as he turned around and gave me a little smirk. { A FEW HOURS LATER } The scene starts with me sat in a bathroom scrubbing my dress, washing it bcause it was "dirty" all i saw was him wen i looked at it. I got a knock on my door a few minutes later. It was my mum asking me if i was ready to go. I calmly said ' Yes.' and smiled. We got in the car and shortly arrived at a hospital for people with mental illnesses. I asked my mum 'Why am i here' She looked at me.. She had a vivid look in her eyes. She calmly said. ' hunny. This is the place that will help you get better.' The scene ends as the room goes pitch black. And as for Riley. - Nobody knows of his whereabouts. I woke up.

Posted on: 2015-05-01 by Guest

What sort of music do you like?

Posted on: 2011-05-30 by Guest

i wake up in the passenger seat of a car and im out of it, sound is distant and vision slightly blurred. theres a pale man i dont know driving. i have no control over myself nor can i actually clearly hear myself. i believe i asked the man "whats your name?" or "whats my name?" and he said a name i had never heard before. looked it up turns out to be the angel of death Azrael. the whole time im calm and he begins talking its during the day. it kind of feels like we're on a trip, and like ive known him for a long time. i go back to sleep laying my head back down and then i wake up in the real world...weird.

Posted on: 2015-04-30 by Guest

I'm sorry, he's

Posted on: 2015-05-26 by Guest

How much does the job pay?

Posted on: 2015-05-26 by Guest

I'm on holiday

Posted on: 2015-04-27 by Guest

Gloomy tales

Posted on: 2015-04-28 by Guest

Which team do you support?

Posted on: 2015-05-01 by Guest

How long have you lived here?

Posted on: 2015-05-27 by Guest

The National Gallery

Posted on: 2015-04-30 by Guest

A law firm

Posted on: 2015-05-25 by Guest

I'd like to send this letter by

Posted on: 2015-04-26 by Guest

I'm on a course at the moment

Posted on: 2015-04-29 by Guest

I have my own business

Posted on: 2015-05-25 by Guest

I'd like to cancel this standing order

Posted on: 2016-08-16 by Uncle Thanky

Twice in two weeks I have been told in a dream that "The prophets are coming out of the desert soon."