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Posted on: 2014-01-22 by Guest

Last night I was kidnapped by a strange man, and he was obsessed with fairytales. He cut my arms and pulled out long strings of blood, hanging me from a ceiling in a cage in from of a Pinocchio doll. Since I was stuck with nothing to do, I had to look at the doll that was as well in a cage, and I did the same thing for weeks, months, until finally I found away to de-attach my viens and escape from the cage. The Pinocchio doll then came alive, and told me the secret escape that many others have used to get out of the trap. It was a small door located in the bottom of my cage. "You're a human being, not a puppet like me so you shouldn't be treated like one." Pinocchio told me IMD



Posted on: 2014-01-21 by Guest

Last night, when I was sound asleep, I was immersed in my mind, my very own mind. I was having some extreme dreams about weird things that can never occur, as far as I know. However, one dream was about Anti-Wanda, the anti-fairy version of Wanda Venus Fairywinkle-Cosma, who is unintelligent and “eats with her feets”, as she says on the FOP episode That Old Black Magic, where she is introduced. Now, this is an example of something unexpected and great that I know could never occur in real life. It began when I, myself, was watching The Fairly Odd Parents. Just to set things to a much weirder level, it turns out that Anti-Wanda loves (and I mean, loves), Fairly Odd Parents, even though she has no idea what that show even is, knowing her. Really! She just appeared out of Anti-Fairy World, the opposite of Fairy World. I could not see her, but I saw her white anti-fairy outline. That’s when I looked, and I just stared at the outline for about three seconds, and then, I woke up. Anti-Wanda was watching the Fairly Odd Parents? I thought to myself. What a weird Anti-Fairy she is, and always will be, not in a bad way, though.

Posted on: 2014-01-19 by erikuke550

Tequila Shots It was June.A girl from my rowing training had come back from the States and I had just finished National military service.We hadn’t seen each other for over six months.We’ve never been close or anything but I’ve always liked her. So..Since me and my friend were back from the military service and she was back from the States,We (rowers) decided to have a small sitdown/gathering. Oh man...She was wearing a tight black dress that barely reached halfway to her ties and black stockings that matched the dress and her curly dark brown hair perfectly..She was smoking hot!She...she was just amazing.. The evening goes as always,calmly..noone drinks too much and soon people start to scatter..Till that point I’ve only drank a few ciders and nothing more.Unexpectedly she proposes me to do tequila shots!I’m speechless by the sudden offer..Finally I managed to get a grip of myself and mumble something : „B-but I don’t drink strong alcohol..I’d probably get wasted! I’m afraid I wouldn’t make it home,considering how far I live.. „Then stay over for the night.We’ve got plenty of room.“ When I asked what shall we drink for,she answered me with a small,but noticeable grin : „For lonely souls..“ She hadn’t had much luck in relationships in the states and also knew that the same went for me. This was enough of a reason for me to agree.. And so we drank..Tequila ofcourse kept the conversation running..We both we’re moderately drunk,she a little bit more than me. Soon everyone had left and her brother had gone to bed. At some point,she said „Go ahead.Ask me anything!“ Encouraged by the alcohol I told her that I had never kissed a girl before and asked her if she could help me out,teach me.She was amazed that I had never kissed anyone before,which was quite uncommon,considering we were both 20 already.After she had recovered from the amazement,she agreed to teach me. At first we did it with the purpose of learning but soon it turned to an act of two-way pleasure..Soon things got more intense and she pushed me down on the couch and climbed on top of me and kissed me more passionately.Man how I was enjoying it.. Soon,things started to escalate and off flew my shirt.I lifted her dress bottom up to her waist and caressed her revealed bottom.Before things could go any further,she stopped and lead me upstairs.. In the morning I woke up with her between my arms..I was so happy that moment..I was the first person to wake up.After enjoying her body warmth for the last hour I quietly and smoothly slipped out of the bed and went downstairs.I cleaned up the mess that was left from last night and started making breakfast.Since I’m not much of a cook,I made omlettes with grill sausages (sliced) and some sandwiches.I made enough for the three of us.After I had finished eating.I made her a dish.The omlette with grill sausages,glass of milk, and two sandwiches; first with white bread,salad,cheese and cucumber slices and the second one with white bread,cheese,ham slices,cheese again,and tomatoes on top. While prearing the dish,her brother had come down and was pleasantly suprised by the breakfast and didn’t ask anything about last night.I then took the dish to her bedroom.When I had put down the dish in front of her bed,she woke up. After seeing the breakfast laid before her,she rewarded me with a kiss. She hadn’t regretted a thing what happened last night. The end.



Posted on: 2014-01-19 by erikuke550

So..Another night,another dream... Me and my best friend were in a bar.Since I didn't have a girlfriend,he wanted to go out and be my wingman. I myself,on the other hand,am quite short-tongued and not at all as excited as my pal. Anyway...We're sitting at the counter and he sees a girl that ,he thinks,might fit me.So he goes to her and starts 'winging'..While I'm waiting on the counter,not as interested in that girl as my friend,a beautiful dark haired girl with a red top and dark blue jeans sits by me.”Hey!I'm Riley!”Somehow I managed to reply,while being stunned by the approach."Hey!Kristjan.Nice to meet you. ". Riley : You see my friend sitting back..No way!Someone already got to him!? I'm sorry.I didn't see that coming.Aww man..".'She frowned'.It was clear that she was winging for the girl that my friend went to talk with. I explained : " It's.alright.You see that guy he's with?He's winging for me like you are for her. ".As she understood that I knew the purpose of her approach,she felt akward and was suprised at the same time of the coincidental two-way winging.I told her about my verbal lackings and how I probably wouldn't live up to the sweet talk,my friend gave about me and so on and on..At some point I also mentioned her that it was nice of her to try to help her friend as a true friend would but that I was not really interested in her friend..But it didn't stop us talking and in the end SHE was the one I hook up with...

Posted on: 2014-01-18 by Guest

Last night I had a dream I don't remember every detail but i do recall a fair bit I was down the bottom of my street with my family and I was looking at the world in a circle could have been the moon or sun but pretty sure it was the world kinda like I was looking at it from space and it like lite on fire and blow up and pieces went everywhere and it felt so real like felt like heaven and hell are real I don't know if it ment anything but yeah



Posted on: 2014-01-18 by Guest

I had a dream that I was having sex with my sister in law. Should I be worried?

Posted on: 2014-01-18 by Guest

I dreamt I was on a bus coming back from town.When the bus stopped at the terminus outside my house I got off with my friend and on both the grass banks hundreds of children were playing with hoops,balls and balloons,as if they where celebrating something.I walked my friend towards the path in which she would walk home and hugged her goodbye,she gave an odd look over my shoulder and walked away.Once I turned around I knew what she thought was strange.In the sky the moon was so enlarged It looked like it was in someone's back garden,you could see every crater in great detail and beside it were to two other regular sized crescent moons.The children where still playing,celebrating as I turned and left for home.

Posted on: 2014-01-17 by Guest

Ok so I was six and there had been a flood in my town so the wall on the river fell and there was only a plastic cup instead. I was driving with my uncle and cousin and we don't see the plastic cup so we fell into the river but I had just learned how to swim so I go underwater and there are al this windows you can open and in one there's a mermaid surrounded by goldfish with swimming with my cousin and then I woke up

Posted on: 2014-01-15 by Anonymous

Last night the boys Steve & Marco Villarreal was playing a show.. And the crowd kept getting bigger before I knew it was was over 2000 people there. And they rocked it like I have never seen them play.. Weird thing I was on the drums again.. And Jeff Triolo was running lights. I know strange ! And there was no one but them two fronting the band. And Quimby was selling a shit load of stuff with a huge trailer and my brother was bitching about free beer being given away. And why the hell was Glenn seating in the front row.. IMD

Posted on: 2014-01-14 by Guest

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Posted on: 2014-01-12 by Guest

I keep having a dream of the same guy. In the first one we were neighbors in an apartment and we spent days with each other just watching movies and we fell in love and finally kissed. The next we met at a skate park and got to know each other and fell in love again. The third one i had last night. I saved him from being killed, we were already dating and madly in love. He grabbed be out of a line i was in for an assembly or something. He pulled me in a janitors closet and told me he wanted to run away with me. Then he kissed me and we made love. Then i woke up. I need to find him. I dont even know him but im in love with him. Its weird. My heart hurts. Im always wanting to sleep just so i can be with him. And some nights i wanna stay up because i wanna forget him because of how much it hurts that i cant be with him. I dont know what to do. I cant make up his face either. If your out there.. Find me.

Posted on: 2014-01-11 by Guest

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Posted on: 2014-01-11 by Guest

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Posted on: 2014-01-11 by Guest

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Posted on: 2014-01-11 by Guest

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Posted on: 2014-01-11 by Guest

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Posted on: 2014-01-11 by Guest

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Posted on: 2014-01-11 by Guest

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Posted on: 2014-01-11 by Guest

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Posted on: 2014-01-11 by Guest

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Posted on: 2014-01-11 by Guest

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Posted on: 2014-01-10 by Guest

It was the best dream ever Three men Me and two others,*we can call then joe and frank i don't remember the names* geared up like we were all famous marines from the Second World War and we were hiking across fields,mountains,canyons and jungles with an unsure objective each one of my squad mates found their weapons along the trail before me, M1 Garand and a Thompson When we found the jungle they set their weapons and heavy gear down do we could scout,we found a Vietnamese woman she started screaming and yelling AMERICANS!!! AMERICANS!! She was gathering water at the river and saw a Browning air cooled light machine gun by a fallen down tree in the bushes I grabbed it along with an ammo belt and it seemed to automatically turn into the water cooled variant as if the barrel would change through experience I was struggling to put the belt it,all I heard was ALRIGHT MARINE YOU CAN DO THIS SLOWLY PUT THE FIRST ROUND OF THE BELT BETWEEN THE TWO METAL PLATES IN FRONT OF THE OPEN HOLE!!! In my head that marine was gunnery sergeant John basilone, I loaded it up and saw 3 advancing troops I grabbed it and started firing RATATATATAT I had scared the soldiers away but I hit the woman I my buddies grabbed their weapons and ran over and saw what I have done we all just started but she said "it fine" We began hiking once again we had ran into a few little skirmishes outside of the Jungles in little rocky deserts by now I had earned my air cooled barrel with a slide on grip, we were walking smoking some marijuana or hand rolled cigarettes I can't remember,but then we heard RATATAT I was moving to get into position then BOOOM a big explosion happens and I wake up to my buddies,"hey man you alright? Lets get you up man" so we got up Weapons gone,our packs were burned or ripped and our helmets lacked covers, So as we finished hiking joe said "We made it! California" I was thinking why the hell did you travel here, then frank goes "the invasion launching point" we all hike down to rejoin the world and the war we needed gear so we stopped at a surplus store a woman ran it about 26 with a daughter around 5 they were Hispanic, we walking in from the back and greeted her,the store sold ever kind of military gear,I found my pack and needed to find a helmet cover the one i actually found was a Tarawa type reversible helmet pattern but it had to much green for where we were going so I kept looking and couldn't find the Correct tan cover to match my p42 uniform So I grabbed an identical Chinese copy and went to the desk We got them for free she asked me what my name was I didn't have one so I took my favorite marines name in place as I had his weapon "I am John-" frank cut me off "Johnny castle" that's him "Don't try to trick me I know who Johnny castle is and that's not him" so we started leaving and I leaned over and said "John basilone ma'am" We all got to the street and we all looked at each other,joe said "see ya boys good luck out there" we all shook hands and he left with frank It now occurred to me I was in a different unit I decided I needed Extra socks so I go back in the store and I saw this huge guy screaming at the woman and pushed her down I walked over "hey man you knocked her down why don't you try knocking me down now" one massive swing I barely dodge remembering training He grabs me and smashes me into the wall I was trapped I had to kick him in the groin 3 times each time kicking harder I landed I huge uppercut and put right arm behind his neck and started smashing his side with my left fist lifting the guy up every time I hit him he pushed me off and hit me clean across the face knocked my on the ground and he goes to jump on me I put my knee up to stop his attack but he seemed like 400 pounds of muscle on my leg I knew I had to do something so I started smashing his face with left and right hooks we got up and had a big brawl every move you could think up until he finally feel down but I picked him up put him on the wall and started beating his body until I felt I needed to stop I dropped him and told him to leave The lady told me it was her ex husband,she told me her daughter wanted a ladybug camera and I should get to for her as a present so I spent awhile getting one I found it and gave it to the little girl and she was the happiest thing she said thanks daddy The woman came over and grabbed my hand next thing I know I see me and the little girl taking pictures on a rocky beach Then I see a black and white view of a kitchen Me holding a baby and the girl now older and the woman are there I was wearing glasses and a tie as it now I was in a family with a kid and the war I was made to fight never happened

Posted on: 2014-01-09 by Guest

I had a dream...... I was standing on my patio in my former house, but this time the landscape looked like Rio it was densely populated and hills on hills on hills. I could see my brothers house up the hill and I would shout from my house and he would hear the message from his house. Anyway, I was standing on the patio and suddenly up in the clouds what looked like a cargo ship floated in the clouds. it was a smaller version of a cargo ship with people on it. Everyone sees the ship but they decide that it must have been a hallucination. Then I was like " did you see the shine on the leather jacket of the guy on the ship? there's no way that was a hallucination." So I decided to go down the hill to ask the people there if they had seen the ship and just as I was walking, this woman with dreadlocks comes to where we were and her dreadlocks face horizontal. right away I knew that the earth was shifting so I tried to tell every one that the land would turn upward, but they were like huh, what? before we knew what was happening the land turned vertically (in the same direction as the woman s dreads and we were thrown in the water. so I was like...oh ok I guess in the future we should just look in the direction where we are falling so that we know what to do. and the dream ended. I think this was about a polar shift, inter-dimensional shift that will have us interface with other dimensions. It may also have something to do with the moon, during this time there may be changes to the geography of the earth. There was no feeling of fear during this dream so, if this is a premonition I feel like its important to let you know, that it's all good :) this change will show us fun and exciting things

Posted on: 2014-01-07 by Guest

Last nightme and three other ppl who were strangers were playing paranormal activity and tried to prank my siblings. Soon real paranormal activitty came along and was very threatening so we moved out and the ghosts killed my father. Then we went on a road trip everything was nice until we got into a car crash. Randomly we ended up at this carnival with tents there were certain tents I didn't want to sleep in BC I knew whatever it was was watching in there. I couldn't sleep it kept talking to me telling me I was going to die and go to hell. I ignored it and walked over to the ride (where u sit in a seat that goes in circles and raises) where ironically all of my friends were. There was one seat left for me but it kept moving in odd directions when I approached. It went everywhere but the floor so I couldn't ride. I got frustrated and flew to the top of the ride and told others. Eventually I flew in the kitchen area (which had no roof) and i was being haunted there, too. I tried to rise to go to heaven and but something grabbed me and held on tight then disappeared. It told me I could never escape. I ignored it and tried to fly higher and higher until I saw a cloud and assume god was on it, he wasn't. The thing repeated itself. I was being so tortured IMD

Posted on: 2014-01-04 by Guest

Last night i had sex with pamela anderson and her pussy was real, i mean i felt it and the warmth and everything, i kissed her and caressed her breasts while toe fucking a franceska jaimes on the floor and finger fucking kim kardashian on the bed, i woke up with cum all over my chest and realized my cat was licking my cock all night wtf, IMD

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