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Posted on: 2013-11-17 by Guest

Have you seen any good films recently?



Posted on: 2013-11-17 by Guest

Could you ask him to call me?

Posted on: 2013-11-17 by Guest

Will I get travelling expenses?



Posted on: 2013-11-17 by Guest

I'll send you a text

Posted on: 2013-11-17 by Guest

I'll call back later



Posted on: 2013-11-17 by LittleLambDragonfly

I had a dream that I met Paul McCartney once and my family offered him our spare room to live in for a while. It was weird because he was a 20 something year old Paul McCartney instead of the current one, so I guess my proper logic doesn't function during dreams. Also, John is my favorite Beatle so I don't know why Paul was there. So anyway the rest of the dream consisted of me trying to find some way to get an autograph from him without seeming to be rude, but I wasn't able to before I woke up. Feels bad, man.

Posted on: 2013-11-17 by LittleLambDragonfly

Last night I dreamed that I was in the basement of my high school, which is weird because my school doesn't have a basement and I'm not in high school anymore, and a girl who had graduated a year before me was stripping in front of me. All of a sudden a bunch of other girls from my school showed up and started to dance and sing to the "Education Connection" commercial song (you know the one, "get connected for FREE, with Ed-u-cation con-nec-tion"). I woke up in a pool of sweat with the Education Connection commercial playing because I left my TV on. So to sum it up, me and a bunch of girls were dancing naked and singing to Education Connection. :) That is all.

Posted on: 2013-11-16 by Guest

I was lying in bed with my Macbook pro open. I fell asleep and a rapid fire succession dreams. In one I was being strangled in a hypnagogic state, in another I left the house to see a family who was asking me why I was in their house. But the real kicker was when I dreamed that pornography was playing on my Macbook and when I looked closely at it,it was disturbing. There was a beautiful Japanese girl and she was very sexy, but she started cannibalizing a collection of amputated penises and when I was trying to shit my computer, the screen glitched out and got pixelated with weird feedback loops happening all over and I woke up, really disturbed.

Posted on: 2013-11-16 by Guest

Okay so I was offered to stay at a girls house and we became good friends and I asked her if she had toys. Adult toys. She did. She was like a webcam star and brought out all kinds of things. She started playing with my and sucking on my nipples. I couldn't take how good it felt and I orgasmed. The next day she told me we got 42 hits so she earned 42$. I didn't know she recorded it but I kinda liked that she did.

Posted on: 2013-11-15 by Guest

The United States

Posted on: 2013-11-15 by Guest

Lost credit card

Posted on: 2013-11-15 by Guest

I like it a lot

Posted on: 2013-11-15 by Guest

I have my own business

Posted on: 2013-11-15 by Guest

We'd like to offer you the job

Posted on: 2013-11-15 by Guest

Will I be paid weekly or monthly?

Posted on: 2013-11-15 by Guest

I live here

Posted on: 2013-11-15 by Guest

I'm on business

Posted on: 2013-11-15 by Guest

Your account's overdrawn

Posted on: 2013-11-15 by Guest

One moment, please

Posted on: 2013-11-15 by Guest

Could you tell me the dialing code for ?

Posted on: 2013-11-15 by Guest

Can I take your number?

Posted on: 2013-11-15 by Guest

Good crew it's cool :)

Posted on: 2013-11-15 by Guest

Can you put it on the scales, please?

Posted on: 2013-11-15 by Guest

I've been made redundant

Posted on: 2013-11-15 by Guest

We need someone with qualifications

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