Posted on: 2013-10-25 by Guest

So I'm walking down the street and find $40. Then turn the corner and find another $60. Then run into a friend, and go to his friends house for some party. Were all have a good time, then two meth heads bust in with a gun and rob us. Now seeing how these two weren't terribly bright, I switch $80 from the $100 in my wallet and put it in my shoe. To then later distribute amongst those who lost money since the $80 was basically free. They leave finally. Everyone gets squared away, and I'm ready to order the pizza, that oddly enough, was the only thing I could think of with a gun to my head. I just get off the phone when low and behold the wonder twins return. To rob us yet for a second time, a mere 15 minutes later. So stupidly leaving the money out they take the last $80. Too stubborn to part with my lucky sidewalk money, robbers being too retarded to understand ... well...much of anything, I plan to steal it all back. The guy with gun pulls out all the money to count, including the first time they robbed us. I realize this the moment, sitting right next to me, an arms length away. The guy with gun inquires to the group as to what else to steal. Not realizing stealing from someone twice, only 15 mins apart, does not in fact double your money. He points his gun at the friend playing and asks him what games he should steal, taking my chance I swiftly grab all of the money and cards I see. He quickly turns back, I grab my wallet and put the cash under it. I clutch my wallet and make sad face at him. He laughs, doesn't realize a thing. The two robbers from Home Alone leave. I inform the group, I stole all of their money back, and unknowingly stole two $35 in subway cards as well. We celebrate with sub's and grand theft auto, all seems right with the world. And then I wake up. Angry I lost $100 in lucky sidewalk money that I never actually had, I frantically check my wallet. Thoroughly convinced I remember acquiring the first $40 on the "real" walk I took, I open and sigh with relief see the two $20 bills in all their glory. And then I wake up yet again. Turns out I never took that walk, so I never found that money. FUCK. This dream within a dream stuff seemed a lot cooler in Inception.