Posted on: 2014-06-21 by Guest

I just had the weirdest dream: I chopped off a clowns nose so I could wear it, then I rammed a cheeseburger down a raccoons throat. After that, I was flying on a purple elephant. then, I was walking on the moon while smoking some pot and at the same time riding a unicycle that has half a solid gold wheel. After that I pissed my pants with lemonade. Then, I bought a solid gold 2014 Corvette, with which I promptly ate. I then woke up, it was so absurd.