Posted on: 2015-01-05 by Guest

In my dream last night, I dreamt that I was at the train station as I was visiting my friends who live in the city. I was wanting to store my bags somewhere and whilst looking for the storage lockers I saw Amy Poehler. Excited to see her, I wanted to take a photo with her but upon reaching her and asking, she decided it would be a fun idea to cut up my clothing. Eventually feeling sympathetic for her joke, Amy gave me some new clothes to wear and directed me to some change rooms located conveniently at the train station. Whilst changing, a flasher approached and began to expose himself at me whilst I was trying to change into my new clothes. In an act of rage, I went to punch the flasher to try and get rid of him which resulted in me accidentally fisting. My hand was engulfed in his anus. Somehow, this strange connection between us made me fall in love with him and before I awoke, I announced my love to him and we both walked off into the sunset to spend our lives together.