Posted on: 2015-02-16 by RealMccoy13x

Last night I had a dream that I worked at this tech start up which was dimly lit like a night club. For some reason I had to take the worst piss ever. For some reason some asshole made the men's bathroom like a walk through Mardi Gras/ haunted house. Went through twice and couldn't find the urinal. This Asian guy was having the same experience I was, and we both found this another men's bathroom. This bathroom door had some Chinese symbol on it which......I don't know Chinese, but we both knew clearly meant STAY THE FUCK OUT. Regardless, the Asian guy led through the door....., and then there is another door. We press past the next door, then there is a third. By the time we get to the fourth this unhuman scream like that shit you hear in the movie ALIEN starts echoing out beyond the door. I turn around and Usain Bolt through more doors than we originally came through originally. Awoke from my dream thanks to the alarm. Pushed my GF out the way and made my way into the bathroom. Told her the whole story afterwards and I think she is still laughing.