Posted on: 2015-03-15 by Guest

last night I had a dream there was this drug vending machine and I got a small packet of cocaine for 5£ then put some on my toungue which made it numb, I woke up biting my toungue and fell back into the dream, then I snorted some and omg I was so buzzed😂 Then I bought a small bag of weed for a tenner and the vending machine gave me 20£ back😂 and this machine was in school ffs😂 but yeah I made a joint which was made out of a wooden gear and my dads mates stole it and started smoking it INFRONT of my parents and I was like 'pleeeeeesse mum gimmie my toker back' and she was like 'mmmm I dunno Rory' 😂😂